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Are you tired of cracked, dirty skin? Do you wonder how I keep my skin so smooth and blue?
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv334%2FUberMan5000%2Fsnake-1.png&hash=6d39b070bf2d71ca2a8beea5d43c0ecfdabe694c)
Try SnakeClock's new "Magic-Shed!©" Spray it on, and overnight your old skin falls off, leaving you with a brand new complexion the next morning!
But don't take my word for it, take a look at the results:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv334%2FUberMan5000%2Fpineapple.png&hash=3e870ef5ceea5960261d697f61dee087cdce76c2)
I'm giving away free samples of Magic-Shed© to get the word out, all you need to do is request it and let me post before-and-after pictures in this thread!
SnakeClock's Magic-Shed!©: It's how nature does it!
plz shed my old leaves and reveal my true, milky white attractive body
please do
SNAKE Do it
Here's Leek:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv334%2FUberMan5000%2Fleekshed.png&hash=c650238bbc691716fc941bf368f43c2a888960cf)
Screwdriver is next, then Kodiak.
nice
Does it work on metal?
also i love the advert it just makes me wanna buy it in mass quantities and eat pineapple..
Quote from: Trek Clock;846259Does it work on metal?
also i love the advert it just makes me wanna buy it in mass quantities and eat pineapple..
We'll see, won't we? :sherlock:
Ow my CLOCK i can't see! At least i'm sexy. Thanks SnakeClock! I'll take ten bottles
Lets find out if this stuff is plastic safe.
Quote from: Captain Crunch;846285Lets find out if this stuff is plastic safe.
I'm with you on that one. This product looks like it has potential!
Now for Screwdriver:
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Look familiar, nudge nudge?
Screwdriver's kind of a special case, Bobber; we'll try you to see how plastic-safe this stuff is. Though it's been clinically tested and there's absolutely no harmful side effects.
Does it work on characters containing metal, plastic, and electronic elements?
OGOD IT ATE THROUGH MY DISGUISE IM EXPOSED!
Im next yay
Kodiak:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv334%2FUberMan5000%2Fkodiakshed.png&hash=675e51eb73eea900a85ff7a07b5362218e420d82)
I've temporarily run out of samples, but I'm restocking tomorrow. Feel free to come back to give SnakeClock's Magic-Shed© a try, and see how great your skin is under your skin!
Translation: I'm very tired and I'm going to bed. I'll do more tomorrow. Trek, you're next. Other people, feel free to make requests while I'm gone.
Quote from: Space Coyote Clock;846629Kodiak:

I've temporarily run out of samples, but I'm restocking tomorrow. Feel free to come back to give SnakeClock's Magic-Shed© a try, and see how great your skin is under your skin!
Translation: I'm very tired and I'm going to bed. I'll do more tomorrow. Trek, you're next.
YOU ARE A GOD.
Quote from: kodiak Atresbycwckolr;846633YOU ARE A GOD.
I try not to let it go to my head. :o
Id like a free sample please! My Reference picture is in avatar.
Quote from: DDSN;846640Id like a free sample please! My Reference picture is in avatar.
Er, what is that?
Quote from: Space Coyote Clock;846629Kodiak:
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I've temporarily run out of samples, but I'm restocking tomorrow. Feel free to come back to give SnakeClock's Magic-Shed© a try, and see how great your skin is under your skin!
Translation: I'm very tired and I'm going to bed. I'll do more tomorrow. Trek, you're next. Other people, feel free to make requests while I'm gone.
Holy crap, Kodiak houses Chronic! :eek:
This is the best product ever, by the way. Definitely a twist on all the "i'll draw u" threads :)
Quote from: BobberClock;846654Holy crap, Kodiak houses Chronic! :eek:
When Cronic the Hemphog dips, he
DIPS! ;)
You know, my skin always gets so flaky and unkempt, it would be great if I could try out this sample snakey-poo ^___^
Tear off my worldly restraints and expose my true radiant form!
Shed my flame-retardant, dolphiny husk!
You sure are one sexy man, Snake. Me please.
Quote from: BobberClock;846654Holy crap, Kodiak houses Chronic! :eek:
This is the best product ever, by the way. Definitely a twist on all the "i'll draw u" threads :)
Damn right
i saw this commecial. why do i sign up? :)
With this and H2O, I'll be the most beautiful clock in all of Clocktopia! Uhuhuhu! *Strikes a pose.*
Quote from: RoseClock;847209With this and H2O, I'll be the most beautiful clock in all of Clocktopia! Uhuhuhu! *Strikes a pose.*
bu bu but...! i thought i was! :(
Trek Clock:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv334%2FUberMan5000%2Ftrekshed.png&hash=b56218014c3a4c3b341ee34599adf86a70f74a14)
Metal doesn't really have "skin", but it tends to have a finish. Finish is like really thick makeup, so SnakeClock's Magic-Shed© has brought out your natural glory!
You can probably put on some tarnish remover to get rid of those spots. SNAKECLOCK INDUSTRIES IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY METALLIC DAMAGE FROM USE OF OUR PRODUCTS.
Mello Mister Snake Clock. Would you mind to shave me?
Hell yez
Bobber:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv334%2FUberMan5000%2Fbobbershed.png&hash=e6fd5b7392f1ac947ad1bd11f63ea2eb6f52b50f)
I gotta say, Bobber, you look especially ravishing!
I'm taking a break for a bit, but I'll be back soon. Next up are IIDX, Sparky, and Amp. I've got plenty of samples to go around, though, so all requests will be taken!
... so using your product will make me black? Sweet :D
...or is that cancer?....
Love your design anyway.....even if it does leave me fearing for my own health
Quote from: Trek Clock;847358... so using your product will make me black? Sweet :D
...or is that cancer?....
Love your design anyway.....even if it does leave me fearing for my own health
SnakeClock's Magic-Shed© has no adverse side effects, so you needn't worry. Bobber can attest to that.
Here's Me Before! (My hands didn't fit the picture.)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg183.imageshack.us%2Fimg183%2F4002%2Fsparkyasuy0.jpg&hash=49ea5d77cd1f27c8302b7eb2bef275097223ba3b)
I'm going to wind up like Bobber, but give me some shed too!
I've got a lot of work due tomorrow, so no more samples until tomorrow afternoon. Sorry about that, but they're definitely coming. ;)
Quote from: Space Coyote Clock;847355Bobber:
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I gotta say, Bobber, you look especially ravishing!
I'm taking a break for a bit, but I'll be back soon. Next up are IIDX, Sparky, and Amp. I've got plenty of samples to go around, though, so all requests will be taken!
It seems practically super effective on plastic. I've lost so much skin that I look newer than anybody else here! This product is brilliant :)
Quote from: BobberClock;848053It seems practically super effective on plastic. I've lost so much skin that I look newer than anybody else here! This product is brilliant :)
You look as awesome as Snabber now. :)
I want to loose my flaky skin now!!! I'm after bobber I think, yes!
reference in avatar
If I lost my skin, surely my interior workings would be visible! I am quite hollow, how else could I pump the air out?
weeeeeeee
Do Takeout, please. Not only am I pretty sure you know how I look, my avatar is alive.
Wait. Will Magic-Shed go easily on my inside deposits of won-ton, my anatomy and noodles? My noodles are one of the biggest distinguishing attributes of my physique. It makes me muscular and big!
Awesome, I can finally get rid of this annoying.. enamel?
i'd like to see what it'd do to a Truncheon please
me
Me please.
To prove I'm not dead:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv334%2FUberMan5000%2Funknownshed.png&hash=9634d5577910d6ea1e45bca925de2c397180e608)
UnknownClock's makeover has made him much more decisive and dynamic.
I'm currently drawing IIDX and Amp, but there's so much detail with them, it's a real trick to draw them. They'll be done soon, though.
What about me? D:
Quote from: DDSN;852656What about me? D:
You're being made too, little one. Don't fret.
All requests (except for Keyboard's, because he'll be too complicated to draw and won't look very interesting without skin anyway) are being taken.
By the way, is your character supposed to be Sparky from the
Kirby games?
No. (LOL KIRBY IS OBESE!)
Oh, and Im made out of Electricity. (Just to point that out.)
Are the bottles non-toxic and drinkable? Because if my skin can be healed, then surely my insides will be relieved.
Quote from: Takeout;852704Are the bottles non-toxic and drinkable? Because if my skin can be healed, then surely my insides will be relieved.
It's a spray-on solution. I wouldn't drink it.
But you can try, I suppose. SnakeClock's Magic-Shed© has absolutely no adverse side effects.
Quote from: Space Coyote Clock;852712It's a spray-on solution. I wouldn't drink it.
But you can try, I suppose. SnakeClock's Magic-Shed© has absolutely no adverse side effects.
It could be just like those hardly-touched spray-in-mouth candies you see in convenience stores.
And, I know it doesn't! Just look how healthy Pineapple looks, even after the spray!
Quote from: Takeout;852718It could be just like those hardly-touched spray-in-mouth candies you see in convenience stores.
And, I know it doesn't! Just look how healthy Pineapple looks, even after the spray!
Go ahead and try it. I encourage experimentation.
Quote from: Space Coyote Clock;852722Go ahead and try it. I encourage experimentation.
No, I think I'll take it after my Before/After sampling.
Coyote, I think you should X-Ray him after he "drinks" the spray.
How does this shit work on cardboard eeeehh?
Dear Snake Clock
I am speaking on behalf of my client, Pineapple clock, who used some of your "snake clock's magic shed". He is filing a civil suit against your company for adverse side effects caused by your product. These side effects including hair loss, erectile dysfunction, kidney failure, and testicular necrosis
I suggest you appoint an attorney
Sincerely, Flounderman Clock, attorney at law
You're not doing me. :( Lazy.
DO ME PLEASE.
<3
Quote from: DDSN;852743Coyote, I think you should X-Ray him after he "drinks" the spray.
He won't have any skin, so I won't need to.
Clever, eh? :tophat:
Quote from: Space Coyote Clock;853139Clever, eh? :tophat:
no, free samples would be clever.
Less talking more de-skinning
Quote from: Space Coyote Clock;853139He won't have any skin, so I won't need to.
B-but I don't have skin. I'm made up of reinforced paper with a metal top and a noodle exoskeleton to keep me up.
Does this product work on gelatin?
IIDX:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv334%2FUberMan5000%2Fiidxshed.png&hash=c94bf07ab3808a8e72eebd7f58efc2f7510e6d31)
Nice. You messed up on teh four buttons on the left.
Quote from: Keyboard;854422Nice. You messed up on teh four buttons on the left.
Yes, I know that. :rolleyes: Fixed, and with a few added touches.
Nice - here's a little fun fact: the controllers that come with the US version have redesigned buttons with a different design that prevent sticking (the old design have been refered to as "plungers")
you skipped me twice :(
IIDX is hot man :)
Sorry about that, Amp. Here you are:
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I seem to have this thing for distorted squares.
Quote from: Space Coyote Clock;854550Sorry about that, Amp. Here you are:

I seem to have this thing for distorted squares.
OMFG YES!
i love it when people do something diffrent then an average rectangle on a square
This product kicks ass.
me please.
Here's Sparky, or DDSN, or whatever the hell his name is:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv334%2FUberMan5000%2Fsparkyshed.png&hash=43c6ba98236bfa2f79f702bde086044424db4c05)
It's a lot harder to keep your electrical current controlled without your skin, isn't it Sparky? But that's okay; causing everybody near you to have their lives at stake just makes you more exciting to be around!
Thanks Coyote! But...I have short Antennas. :o
me!
My client has offered a settlement. All charges will be dropped if you do my drawing before anyone else.
Wonder what a she skinned muffins would look like...
Does it work on cotton?
Quote from: DDSN;855843Thanks Coyote! But...I have short Antennas. :o
Not the way I see it, you great simpleton. :fez:
I could use a good skinning.
damn, skin me
And where is my skinless picture?
Quote from: HorseChestnutClock;863750And where is my skinless picture?
Snake you should completely shell him.
Haha. I'd like to see you shed a skinless, putty-based Clock.
Bumped for great shedding.
Does it work on hardwood and obsidian?
I hope your product works on pure happiness
and 47 other chemicals.
Who are you shedding next?
Who will you be shedding next?
You do still check this thread, right?
Quote from: Suavebeefgina;931421You do still check this thread, right?
Yep. Flounderman's next.
Sorry for the inactivity; I was hibernated for the last two months. But now we're back in business!
Man, how could you go and get yourself banned?!
SHUR PLEZ
Quote from: SnakeClock;852605To prove I'm not dead:

UnknownClock's makeover has made him much more decisive and dynamic.
I'm currently drawing IIDX and Amp, but there's so much detail with them, it's a real trick to draw them. They'll be done soon, though.
I need not ask, looks like you've done me already, lul
Bada-bump.
Quote from: ExclamationMark;943061I need not ask, looks like you've done me already, lul
That's UnknownClock, you big silly.
Can some one draw me a befor and after?
it should also spray the sounds of cat on mars!
how do i look without plas
PEACAYUN SAEUNDAY!
Quote from: RadioTubeClock;947354you're not already? :P
She is, but with Magic-Shed and H2O, she'll be more beautiful than even herself.
shed my skin! use fla for reference!
My wood needs de-skinning. Use my name for a reference.
im befor bubble tea and scythe
Quote from: Rug;951702im befor bubble tea and scythe
YOU'RE AFTER ME, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
*eats Silly putty clock* NUH UH!
RAWR!!!!
I AM FIRST! *eats newgrounds* whoops.......
Quote from: Rug;954555RAWR!!!!
Get out. Now.
Quote from: Rug;954557I AM FIRST! *eats newgrounds* whoops.......
get out now
Quote from: SlashClock;959318get out now
Thank you.
ATTENTION RUG:
Rugs are entirely uninteresting without skin, and since you were being such a naggy little pisser, you've lost the right to a free sample.
LOL I cant wait to see this. GO!
Quote from: SnakeClock;959398ATTENTION RUG:
Rugs are entirely uninteresting without skin, and since you were being such a naggy little pisser, you've lost the right to a free sample.
Have I been a naggy little pisser? If I have, then I'm sorry.
Also, {{{Splatter Clock}}}
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;959422Have I been a naggy little pisser? If I have, then I'm sorry.
Also, {{{Splatter Clock}}}
ATTENTION SILLY PUTTY:
You're cool, and you haven't tried acting like hot shit by yelling at people, so you're still on for sampling.
P-Polt-Poltergeist?
Quote from: SnakeClock;959450ATTENTION SILLY PUTTY:
You're cool, and you haven't tried acting like hot shit by yelling at people, so you're still on for sampling.
I'm cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup.
Quote from: Poltergeist Clock;959603P-Polt-Poltergeist?
Sure thing. :thumbs:
sowy chorwy
Quote from: Rug;959866sowy chorwy
Are you going to stop spamming this thread, or is somebody going to have to call the mod?
Quote from: Rug;959866sowy chorwy
If you can behave yourself,
maybe I'll reconsider.
Am I still on the list, guy?
You probably won't get to me.
Sorry if i was kinda an ass hole
Quote from: Rug;962961Sorry if i was kinda an ass hole
WE DON'T ACCEPT.
?
hows meh skin sheddin goin?
Quote from: BubbleTea;964385hows meh skin sheddin goin?
Slowly. There's a line here, and having a life and a full-time job is kind of hampering progress.
Come hell or high water, though, you will all be shed. 'Cept Impolitediseased Shithead and Rug.
And me? :o
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;964395And me? :o
And you, of course. I imagine you're fascinating under that candy red exterior. :)
I'd like to see what I'd look like because I imagine keys don't bleed much
Quote from: SnakeClock;964404And you, of course. I imagine you're fascinating under that candy red exterior. :)
ok kay....
I would like a sample.
I swear i posted in here :O
under my exterior is that scratchy plastic stuff that comes on the bottom of cheep rugs.......
Quote from: Rug;972097under my exterior is that scratchy plastic stuff that comes on the bottom of cheep rugs.......
Wow, do rugs go Cheep now?
do me again immediately just to skrew with everyone in line
I imagine this will be a rather long wait now.
Me please
Does this amazing substance work on gears? And Boxxes? And Boxxes full of Gears?
Edit: I love to have a sample.
Me please.
Quote from: CeleriacClock;1374049Me please
Quote from: GearBox;1374062Does this amazing substance work on gears? And Boxxes? And Boxxes full of Gears?
Edit: I love to have a sample.
Quote from: OcarinaClock;1374080Me please.
You do realize he's currently in hibernation, right?
Quote from: WeatherBalloonClock;1374346You do realize he's currently in hibernation, right?
Oh dear.
Quote from: GearBox;1374062Does this amazing substance work on gears? And Boxxes? And Boxxes full of Gears?
Edit: I love to have a sample.
Would these boxes happen to have 'strut A' written on them, and those gears being metal? Zomg.
Quote from: WeatherBalloonClock;1374346You do realize he's currently in hibernation, right?
Aww, got all excited when I saw this, thinking Snake was back... :(
Hey, gang, Snake's back! And he's going to draw me next! Right, Snake?
id like a sample, please(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftbn0.google.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3A0BSojWz-hiKTRM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fmalcolmxpark.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F01%2Fmonkey-balls.jpg&hash=dee8d7cb54f7823149e074514e6185fc36b7675b) (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://malcolmxpark.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/monkey-balls.jpg&imgrefurl=http://malcolmxpark.org/%3Fcat%3D15%26paged%3D2&h=442&w=589&sz=52&hl=en&start=156&um=1&usg=__qXTnhOmbnKCtyLYxZIxD6bJKk_4=&tbnid=0BSojWz-hiKTRM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmonkey%2Bball%26start%3D144%26ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7TSHB%26sa%3DN)i look like this with a clock
One over here my good man!
snake I'm still waiting on mine...
NaNoWrimo's in November, I doubt that he'll have the time to.
Eh, if this ever comes back, I'd love one.
fashionably late again. here's a refernce pic:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi72.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi166%2Fbigbadcobra%2FBlueGasMask08.png&hash=a365e5f27da484d13ed70af4e4c09ffbcaf32303)
The thumbs up is over sized because I tried to use perspective to make it seem closer.
Wasn't ToxicClock a gas mask? Does that mean it's taken?
Just a thought. I'm getting back to this soon, though.
Quote from: SnakeClock;1468985Wasn't ToxicClock a gas mask? Does that mean it's taken?
Just a thought. I'm getting back to this soon, though.
but he wasn't
BLUE!
Quote from: Bill-Drill;1469091but he wasn't BLUE!
...You know, I didn't think I had to point out that changing the colour doesn't mean it's a different name... I thought no one could be that stupid or unfunny...
That only works for things that have an inherent color to them, like fruits. That's why we can have SilverCherry or BlueCherry, and Apple versus RedApple.
Quote from: SnakeClock;1469163...You know, I didn't think I had to point out that changing the colour doesn't mean it's a different name... I thought no one could be that stupid or unfunny...
But isn't Toxic more like a cross between a Skull and a green squid?
Quote from: SnakeClock;1469163...You know, I didn't think I had to point out that changing the colour doesn't mean it's a different name... I thought no one could be that stupid or unfunny...
i was being sarcastic.
Sorry, I'm not that good at knowing when someone's being sarcastic NO WAIT...
My sarcasm detection is highly inferior to most other human beings. :o
Quote from: BlueGasMaskClock;1470668But isn't Toxic more like a cross between a Skull and a green squid?
No. I drew him like that once, but that was in my "Experimental Art Thread", so it's supposed to be a nonstandard design. Toxic is usually either a green ball with a tattoo or logo like imprint of a gas mask, or just a gas mask.
I forgot about this thread. Lol I still dont have one but it doesnt matter.
Quote from: DukeNukemClock;1470712i was being sarcastic.
Maybe I defied it by taking it seriously, since its such simplistic sarcasm. Gotcha!
Now that my Mac is back, I may celebrate by starting these up again. I kind of got stuck on Flounderman, though; he's a tricky one.
Yes! Maybe I can feel truly beautiful.
Quote from: the scene in snakes on a;1493641Maybe I defied it by taking it seriously, since its such simplistic sarcasm. Gotcha!
Now that my Mac is back, I may celebrate by starting these up again. I kind of got stuck on Flounderman, though; he's a tricky one.
Maybe under my tough leathery fish skin I'm a soft and delicious fish fillet.