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Clock Crew Archives => Comedy Goldmine => Topic farted by: Soup Clock on September 24, 2005, 04:20:34 PM

Title: BatteryClock = Jesus?
Post by: Soup Clock on September 24, 2005, 04:20:34 PM
He just may be!  Think about it...

Jesus:
Water into wine
Rise from dead
Heal people with his mind
Nailed to a cross

BatteryClock:
Water into lol
Rise from dead
Heal people with his ability to molest kittens
Nailed by a cross

Just may be.
Title: BatteryClock = Jesus?
Post by: Maltese on September 24, 2005, 04:24:15 PM
my school is having a sort of premature christmas thing, on my birthday, I AM PREMATURE JESUS!!!!
Title: BatteryClock = Jesus?
Post by: l1fty on September 24, 2005, 04:31:39 PM
Yeah i was aware of that.
Title: BatteryClock = Jesus?
Post by: Soup Clock on September 24, 2005, 04:38:43 PM
Quote from: l1ftyYeah i was aware of that.

You're a fucking liar.
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