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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: FluxCapacitorClock on June 12, 2007, 07:22:43 PM

Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on June 12, 2007, 07:22:43 PM
Flux says:
GUYSZ I APLLIED FOR A JOB AT SEARS AND I DONT THINK ILL GET CALLED ISNT THAT GRAND

ASDF MAN says:
SORRY

Machiavel says:
Are you going to pose in the catalogue's underwear section?

ASDF MAN says:
maybe you should try working at my uncles meth lab

ASDF MAN says:
I'd pay money for that!

Flux says:
when i turned in the application the manager gave me a look like "ghahaha nice try kid"

ASDF MAN says:
hahahaha

Flux says:
but said "well get back to you."

Machiavel says:
they never get back to you

Flux says:
i know D:

Machiavel says:
Try a Christmas store ;p

ASDF MAN says:
lol

Flux says:
heh

Flux says:
leek should hire me. and put me in a sweatshop making little plush strawberryclocks

Flux says:
THATD BE AN AWESOME JOB

Flux says:
AMIRITE
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on June 12, 2007, 07:24:13 PM
I'll keep you guys updated on my job status.
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on June 12, 2007, 07:27:12 PM
I also applied at Wegmans, Wendy's, and Quality Markets but fuck them.
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: Kodiakclock on June 12, 2007, 07:44:35 PM
whos Machiavel
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: Chalk Clock on June 12, 2007, 07:46:44 PM
Wegman's? Sounds like a vinerial desiese.
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on June 12, 2007, 09:56:25 PM
Quote from: kodiak Atresbycwckolr;859485whos Machiavel

LOTUSCLOCK

Quote from: Bob: Agent of Hydra;859489Wegman's? Sounds like a vinerial desiese.

It's a grocery store

http://www.wegmans.com/index.asp
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: Kodiakclock on June 12, 2007, 09:56:55 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;859733LOTUSCLOCK
Ohh
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: buttplug on June 12, 2007, 09:57:43 PM
Wegmans sucks, don't work there. I'm applying to Arbys.
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: Thor on June 12, 2007, 10:31:30 PM
sell your body
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: TequilaClock on June 12, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
I am going to ask tomorrow for a job in an internet portal, just a myspace ripoff
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: buttplug on June 12, 2007, 11:01:29 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;859876I am going to ask tomorrow for a job in an internet portal, just a myspace ripoff

:'(

I want an internet job.
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on June 18, 2007, 01:16:42 PM
UPDATE:

Wendy's just called me back and scheduled an interview this Thursday at 3:00 _poogle_
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: camoclock is a great man on June 18, 2007, 01:20:40 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;868126UPDATE:

Wendy's just called me back and scheduled an interview this Thursday at 3:00 _poogle_

That kicks ass.
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: AnkhClock on June 18, 2007, 01:31:37 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;868126UPDATE:

Wendy's just called me back and scheduled an interview this Thursday at 3:00 _poogle_

Will you get free burgers?
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on June 18, 2007, 01:45:29 PM
Quote from: AnkhClock;868138Will you get free burgers?

Yes. I'll make damn sure of it.
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: AnkhClock on June 18, 2007, 01:53:04 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;868151Yes. I'll make damn sure of it.

:yay:
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: buttplug on June 18, 2007, 02:43:04 PM
I'M GOING TO GO THERE AND ORDER 500 BURGERS AND NOT PAY
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on June 18, 2007, 02:55:45 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;868214I'M GOING TO GO THERE AND ORDER 500 BURGERS AND NOT PAY

I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND IN BETWEEN HER SCREAMS I WILL SAY "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY OUR NEW BACON CHEESEBURGER?!"
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: Kodiakclock on June 18, 2007, 03:03:11 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;868236I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND IN BETWEEN HER SCREAMS I WILL SAY "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY OUR NEW BACON CHEESEBURGER?!"
epic
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: buttplug on June 18, 2007, 03:04:13 PM
Quote from: kodiak Atresbycwckolr;868248epic

Quote from: ButtplugGET ME INTO A GIANT JERK CIRCLE WITH MY FAMILY
.
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: Kodiakclock on June 18, 2007, 03:13:09 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;868250.
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: Kodiakclock on June 18, 2007, 03:14:37 PM
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Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on August 24, 2007, 09:04:01 PM
Wendy's did not hire me. Neither did Wegmans, Sears, or Quality. I'm applying at Office Max tomorrow because their online application fucked me over.
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on August 24, 2007, 09:05:56 PM
I also applied at an Opinions survey place at the Mall and the lady really liked me, but they didn't hire me either.
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on August 24, 2007, 10:05:48 PM
"Based on the information you provided in your preliminary online application, we believe you may have the skills and experience necessary to become a successful RadioShack team member."



Pretty sure I'll at least get an interview on this one. :D
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: buttplug on August 24, 2007, 10:06:17 PM
:hi5:
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on March 26, 2008, 04:02:58 PM
I didn't get an interview with RadioShack and I still don't have a job. I applied to Dipson Theatres yesterday, waiting up on a call.
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: TequilaClock on March 26, 2008, 05:44:04 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;1263839I didn't get an interview with RadioShack and I still don't have a job. I applied to Dipson Theatres yesterday, waiting up on a call.
Reel guy, or snack guy?
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on March 30, 2008, 12:35:45 AM
Quote from: MrSaturnClock;1263920Reel guy, or snack guy?

Probably snack guy because I'm still under 18.

Also, interview on monday at 5:30, wish me luck!
Title: Flux's Quest for Employment
Post by: PentagramClock on March 30, 2008, 12:49:19 AM
YOU FECKING FAIL AT INTERNETSAFDSFREFRDSXZFRSDZXC
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