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Title: I HAVE NOT FAILED YOU CLOCKLINGS!
Post by: TomatoClock on June 17, 2007, 10:02:20 PM
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Post by: Nightmare Clock on June 17, 2007, 10:09:02 PM
That is one of the most fucking awesome things I have seen in all of my days.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on June 17, 2007, 10:10:58 PM
So they just let you put those in or did you have to buy an add? Either way it's freaking awesome.
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on June 17, 2007, 10:11:05 PM
haha that's great, that'll HAVE to get some visitors
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Post by: BobberClock on June 17, 2007, 10:11:50 PM
Oh hell yes _praiz_
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Post by: BoomStick Clock on June 17, 2007, 10:13:06 PM
:golfclap:
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Post by: TomatoClock on June 17, 2007, 10:14:50 PM
Quote from: !!GAYDAD BUTTFAG!!;867473So they just let you put those in or did you have to buy an add? Either way it's freaking awesome.

i totally stole the space
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on June 17, 2007, 10:16:36 PM
tomato,you're tha greatist
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on June 17, 2007, 10:16:46 PM
Haha awesome. {{tomat}}
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on June 17, 2007, 10:26:45 PM
Quotei totally stole the space

FUCK DA SYSTEM ANARKKKY(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clockcrew.cc%2Ftalk%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Frock.gif&hash=a2effd8b4d82c8e7bd22bbc6b6fce209afbffca0)
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Post by: PossumClock on June 17, 2007, 10:30:05 PM
Very creative. Quite different from what others have accomplished.  I like. :D
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Post by: Sergeant Major on June 17, 2007, 10:36:42 PM
That is fucking awesoume!
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Post by: Nightmare Clock on June 17, 2007, 10:39:31 PM
Somebody should give Tomato a "Win At Life" trophy or something.
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Post by: PossumClock on June 17, 2007, 10:42:27 PM
Quote from: NightmareClock;867497Somebody should give Tomato a "Win At Life" trophy or something.

He got a harmony award.
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Post by: Topcatyo on June 17, 2007, 10:43:31 PM
That's awesome.
I wonder how authorities are going to act when they come to the website...
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Post by: RubiksClock on June 17, 2007, 10:44:14 PM
Win. Just win. Did anyone tell you that you look suave?
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Post by: TomatoClock on June 17, 2007, 10:51:53 PM
Quote from: Takeout;867500Win. Just win. Did anyone tell you that you look suave?
that is not me that is a random person that asked about the crew
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Post by: PineappleClock on June 17, 2007, 10:52:31 PM
haHA yes!!! excellent :D
That looks like a real ad too : )
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Post by: zl on June 17, 2007, 10:54:45 PM
You did it!

YOU ARE MY HERO TOM TOM!!
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Post by: DeadTreeClock on June 17, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Oh my, that is awesome beyond words...
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Post by: VCRClock on June 17, 2007, 10:58:35 PM
Quote from: Topcatyo;867499That's awesome.
I wonder how authorities are going to act when they come to the website...

Well, in a sense it isn't really vandalism. The ads aren't permanently painted on; nor are they stuck on, so they won't leave residue when removed. All Tomato did was carry some ad-sized images onto the train, placed them in the advertisement area to take a few pictures, and "forgot" to take them down.

Wait. Did I say "forgot"? I meant forgot.
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Post by: Cow on June 17, 2007, 11:00:45 PM
It looks very proffesional by the looks of the photos. Really awsome!
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Post by: TomatoClock on June 17, 2007, 11:01:09 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;867507Well, in a sense it isn't really vandalism. The ads aren't permanently painted on; nor are they stuck on, so they won't leave residue when removed. All Tomato did was carry some ad-sized images onto the train, placed them in the advertisement area to take a few pictures, and "forgot" to take them down.

Wait. Did I say "forgot"? I meant forgot.
dude you are suppoused to pay for those spaces.
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Post by: VCRClock on June 17, 2007, 11:05:24 PM
Quote from: TomatoClock;867511dude you are suppoused to pay for those spaces.

Yeah, I know. I'm just sayin' that from a certain perspective, you did absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn't get in trouble for it. ;)
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Post by: UnrealClock on June 17, 2007, 11:23:55 PM
Unless you do get in trouble for it, then you will get in trouble for it as you would have already gotten in trouble for it.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on June 17, 2007, 11:43:03 PM
Quote from: TomatoClock;867503that is not me that is a random person that asked about the crew
He looks like someone I know.
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Post by: TequilaClock on June 17, 2007, 11:45:06 PM
That looks so fucking pro.
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Post by: BoltClock on June 18, 2007, 12:24:00 AM
Next: a billboard.
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Post by: SpinningCubeClock on June 18, 2007, 12:29:20 AM
Eugene Levy in first pic?
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Post by: Go to hell, Clock Crew on June 18, 2007, 01:10:30 AM
Quote from: n00b-l0s3r;867584Next: a billboard.

You're paying.
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Post by: Roman Collar Clock on June 18, 2007, 01:12:46 AM
You've won.
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Post by: WiiClock on June 18, 2007, 01:15:19 AM
Quote from: TomatoClock;867503that is not me that is a random person that asked about the crew

so you're the guy in the green shirt
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Post by: cokezeroglock on June 18, 2007, 01:54:00 AM
Oh deary me :D
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Post by: DrClock on June 18, 2007, 04:30:11 AM
I knew I loved you, But now I truly mean it. {{{Tomato}}}
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Post by: PropagandaClock on June 18, 2007, 06:46:34 AM
A true insperation to us all! Tomato you are a hero...
{{{Tomato}}}
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Post by: Losperman on June 18, 2007, 08:58:57 AM
Finally. But it did turn out as awesome as I expected. Good job, sucka! {{{Tomato}}}
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Post by: salt on June 18, 2007, 09:15:51 AM
Awesome stuff.
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on June 18, 2007, 10:21:03 AM
Very nice! :D
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Post by: SecretAgentClock on June 18, 2007, 10:33:58 AM
extermely cool
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Post by: Soup Clock on June 18, 2007, 10:46:30 AM
Sexy bizznatch. :)
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Post by: EnglishClock on June 18, 2007, 10:55:35 AM
Hahaha brilliant, that guy looks nice and friendly too, wonder if he'll join. Seeing the cc site on a train is an interesting way to find us
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Post by: peyoteclock on June 18, 2007, 11:56:13 AM
excellent culture jamming tomato, it turned out wonderful and i wouldn't be surprised if a few peeps actually came to the site, the ad looks fantastic, if i seen that in a subway and didn't know of the cc i'd write the address down lol.
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Post by: DeadTreeClock on June 18, 2007, 12:29:17 PM
Coming up on the Eleven O'Clock News, a flash animation group attempts to detonate flat paper bombs on a subway car.
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Post by: CrustClock on June 18, 2007, 12:30:19 PM
This is the coolest motherfucking thing ever
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Post by: Asshatclock on June 18, 2007, 12:53:15 PM
This is no tomfoolery.
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Post by: VoodooClock on June 18, 2007, 12:54:14 PM
You need an upgrade on your Harmony Award :P
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Post by: patriotclock on June 18, 2007, 12:57:48 PM
That shit looks fancy.
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Post by: PirateClock on June 18, 2007, 12:59:16 PM
i always wonder if other people imidiatly adopt the clock as a face.
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Post by: Steve on June 18, 2007, 01:44:01 PM
Quote from: TreeClock;868071Coming up on the Eleven O'Clock News, a flash animation group attempts to detonate flat paper bombs on a subway car.
Oh no, they'd definately blame newgrounds and Tom Fulp.
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Post by: Finland Clock on June 18, 2007, 02:06:33 PM
Ha ha, so cool. Somebody said above, good culture jamming dude.
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Post by: TomatoClock on June 18, 2007, 02:46:36 PM
Quote from: Irolledagaypaladinbecause;867674so you're the guy in the green shirt
no i took the picture
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Post by: Beachball on June 18, 2007, 03:34:39 PM
That is just pure ausome.
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Post by: berimfuckyoubau on June 18, 2007, 04:19:17 PM
tomato> everybody else.

{{{{{{tomato}}}}}}
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Post by: AirPumpClock on June 18, 2007, 05:33:15 PM
Quote from: Worchishire Sauce;868147Oh no, they'd definately blame newgrounds and Tom Fulp.

'Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say "ho" and the girlies wanna scream!
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Post by: Svenska on June 18, 2007, 09:55:37 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;868112i always wonder if other people imidiatly adopt the clock as a face.
I think so, a girl in my glass saw a drawing of my clock, and commented on how it was cool that his face was a clock.
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Post by: Kombucha on June 18, 2007, 10:31:01 PM
Haha awesome.
{{{Tomato}}}
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Post by: SpriteRemixClock on June 19, 2007, 12:08:04 AM
god i love the cta
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Post by: fatbadger on June 19, 2007, 03:57:48 AM
awesome sir
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Post by: Schmellements Clawk on June 19, 2007, 04:37:44 AM
I hate all those fucks that vandalize places with clockcrew.cc posters/spraypaint tags, and shit. What Jon (leek) did was totally acceptable, but I despise how you glorify clock assholes like these that go against some form of law or likewise.

They don't deserve a harmony award, they deserve a fucking stab to the groin with a knife.
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Post by: SpinningCubeClock on June 19, 2007, 05:48:40 AM
He didn't destroy or vandalise anything. He simply left a piece of clock crew memorabilia behind accidentally. Someone will take it home and pop up on the forums in a few weeks saying something along the lines of "train lol?"
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Post by: PropagandaClock on June 19, 2007, 07:16:31 AM
Quote from: ElementsClock;869240I hate all those fucks that vandalize places with clockcrew.cc posters/spraypaint tags, and shit. What Jon (leek) did was totally acceptable, but I despise how you glorify clock assholes like these that go against some form of law or likewise.

They don't deserve a harmony award, they deserve a fucking stab to the groin with a knife.
Write a book, Ive done things multiple times worse: Why not do it for the sake of art and humor?
If it amuses someone and if someone smiles, I do not see any harm in it.
It is not as if it is permenant.
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Post by: TomatoClock on June 19, 2007, 09:52:15 PM
Quote from: ElementsClock;869240I hate all those fucks that vandalize places with clockcrew.cc posters/spraypaint tags, and shit. What Jon (leek) did was totally acceptable, but I despise how you glorify clock assholes like these that go against some form of law or likewise.

They don't deserve a harmony award, they deserve a fucking stab to the groin with a knife.

you are a FAG. i didnt vandlalize anything and even if i did, what the fuck would YOU do elements!? if i was right there dude and you were there with me i would LOVE to see you try and stab me you little emo bitch!
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Post by: SixShooterClock on June 19, 2007, 10:41:40 PM
or less you wheat pasted it/wall paper glued it, it probally wouldn't stay there longer than an hour.
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Post by: TomatoClock on June 19, 2007, 10:44:45 PM
Quote from: SixShooterClock;870443or less you wheat pasted it/wall paper glued it, it probally wouldn't stay there longer than an hour.
nah dude. cta employees are stupid. they dont know which ads are which.
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Post by: Schmellements Clawk on June 20, 2007, 03:21:42 AM
Quote from: TomatoClock;870370you are a FAG.
Even if I really am, what is calling me a fag supposed to do? Are you trying to hurt my feelings or something, because if you are, it's a pretty weak insult that only a kindergartener would take offense to/cry about.

Quote from: TomatoClock;870370i didnt vandlalize anything
I didn't say you did, I was just using it as an example. But you know, putting up posters of clockcrew.cc advertisements on a subway train is pretty badass. It's so badass, that it makes me respect you quite greatly, mannn. Next time, why don't you try something far more interesting and dangerous!

Quote from: TomatoClock;870370if i was right there dude and you were there with me i would LOVE to see you try and stab me you little emo bitch!
It's not hard to stab somebody, really. What would you do that would be able to block my knife stab, because I'm a little curious.

PS: Great insults right there, buddy.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on June 20, 2007, 03:24:44 AM
It's the god damned CTA, there's far worse things on that than Tomato putting up an ad.
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Post by: blistablack on June 20, 2007, 10:35:57 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP ELEMENTS.
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Post by: SixShooterClock on June 20, 2007, 12:45:51 PM
Quote from: TomatoClock;870444nah dude. cta employees are stupid. they dont know which ads are which.


yeah but CTA employees aren't the only people in the subway, theres' the elemtns, and thent here's the people. Some one likely took it down or it fell down I'd think I dunno.
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Post by: TomatoClock on June 20, 2007, 01:46:52 PM
ill tell you guys if i ever see them again
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Post by: Schmellements Clawk on June 20, 2007, 03:09:57 PM
Quote from: cast;871049SHUT THE FUCK UP ELEMENTS.
INTERNET BADASS RIGHT HERE.

Sorry, but you can't shut up text.
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Post by: VCRClock on June 20, 2007, 03:12:17 PM
Elements wins. :x:
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Post by: TomatoClock on June 20, 2007, 04:52:42 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;871481Elements wins. :x:

hes still a little bitch. MY bitch. Hes an angsty little teenager behind the computer screen that cant stop bitching at everyone because he hates his life THAT much.
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Post by: TomatoClock on June 20, 2007, 04:54:24 PM
leave it to elements to turn a good thread into a flame fest. fucking idiot.
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Post by: Schmellements Clawk on June 20, 2007, 05:28:59 PM
Quote from: TomatoClock;871635leave it to elements to turn a good thread into a flame fest. fucking idiot.
You turned it into a flame fest, all I did was state my opinion.
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Post by: PropagandaClock on June 20, 2007, 05:29:46 PM
i still love you and the topic tomato <3

elements your opinion is usually a negative aspect on anything and everything the topic is about.. You cannot deny that you came in from nowhere insulting tomato for a minor crime and acting as if it really matterd... ok to state your opinion but when something makes eveyrone else happy and/Or glad why not let it be?
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Post by: TomatoClock on June 20, 2007, 05:32:37 PM
Quote from: PropagandaClock;871702i still love you and the topic tomato <3

elements your opinion is usually a negative aspect on anything and everything the topic is about.. You cannot deny that you came in from nowhere insulting tomato for a minor crime and acting as if it really matterd... ok to state your opinion but when something makes eveyrone else happy and/Or glad why not let it be?

took the words out of my mouth. (well more like took the words out of my mind considering im not saying them)
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Post by: Schmellements Clawk on June 20, 2007, 05:42:14 PM
Quote from: PropagandaClock;871702elements your opinion is usually a negative aspect on anything and everything the topic is about..
I'm only negative if the topic is I'm a edgy teen, or when I dislike something about the topic. There are actually some pretty good threads here, and I post some pretty optimistic replies in them. Maybe if you guys get off my dick once in a while, you'll notice that there's going to be no flaming at all.

Quote from: PropagandaClock;871702You cannot deny that you came in from nowhere insulting tomato for a minor crime and acting as if it really matterd...
Uh yeah, to express what I felt about the matter. If I hate something, I'm going to speak my mind -- same goes with things that I like and things that impress me.

Quote from: PropagandaClock;871702ok to state your opinion but when something makes eveyrone else happy and/Or glad why not let it be?
This is a forum system, and it's not made to force you to state something that'll make everybody happy. I'm posting here for the sake of my feelings, not everybody else's.
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Post by: PropagandaClock on June 20, 2007, 05:53:13 PM
Quote from: ElementsClock;871729I'm only negative if the topic is I'm a edgy teen, or when I dislike something about the topic. There are actually some pretty good threads here, and I post some pretty optimistic replies in them. Maybe if you guys get off my dick once in a while, you'll notice that there's going to be no flaming at all.
So even if everyone finds this topic to be win and you think it sucks, we're wrong and deserve it or?
You cannot deny you seemingly spend alot of time being a negative nancy... I do not wish to be disrespectfull and you have all rights to do so but sometimes you must compremise for the sake of your reputation etc. This isnt a nudist camp...




Quote from: ElementsClock;871729This is a forum system, and it's not made to force you to state something that'll make everybody happy. I'm posting here for the sake of my feelings, not everybody else's.
Never said it was, but you are here because this is a community and one would think you would care of our feelings aswell since how we feel (about you etc) will reflect how you feel on the site and in the community as whole.
Not asking for you to resign your god given mind, its there to be used, I am just wondering if it would not be better for all if you'd try to not put so much effort into explaining how something others like, sucks according to you and how anyone related to said topic is a idiot etc.

<3


And tomato, great minds think alike :D
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Post by: SwitchbladeClock on June 20, 2007, 09:16:28 PM
My life's going pretty awesome right now if someone wants me to kill someone and write clockcrew.cc on the city hall with their blood ill do it. I could get away with it. They'll see. They'll see.
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Post by: Go to hell, Clock Crew on June 21, 2007, 05:45:51 PM
Elements isn't a happy person, is he?