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Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Munglai on July 29, 2007, 06:46:02 PM
Come on, Nick, I know you can win this case and if you can't I'll get bigger tits and help you out!!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: BlitzballClock on July 29, 2007, 06:47:03 PM
Objection!

The-.. erm.. in the contradiction to your... erm.. Testimony..
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: DeadTreeClock on July 29, 2007, 06:49:43 PM
Quote from: Emokid;922675Objection!

What're you gay or something? No objections to that. In fact i'm already having a little trouble with this case.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 06:49:50 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;922674Come on, Nick, I know you can win this case and if you can't I'll get bigger tits and help you out!!!

He can't win. I've never lost a case. They call me the demon prosecutor.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: DeadTreeClock on July 29, 2007, 06:52:44 PM
Ah shit it's Austin Powers...
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Munglai on July 29, 2007, 06:52:47 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;922680He can't win. I've never lost a case. They call me the demon prosecutor.

Grrr! Don't listen to him Nick! Remember that seemingly useless piece of evidence you got right at the start of this game!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 06:53:37 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;922674Come on, Nick, I know you can win this case and if you can't I'll get bigger tits and help you out!!!

She will, she was an A-cup when she got this gig.

I know this because I was that sound of rustling bushes outside her window.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 29, 2007, 06:54:14 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi9.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa96%2FThomas_E_Lilac%2Faobjection.png&hash=a9d4a8627563c783a3cd4304c90f6607b6ab4c6e)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 06:55:14 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;922683Grrr! Don't listen to him Nick! Remember that seemingly useless piece of evidence you got right at the start of this game!

OBJECTION!

That evidence is fake, he can't use that in a court of law.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: DeadTreeClock on July 29, 2007, 06:56:06 PM
Objection, I stole this evidence from the guy's office without a warrant.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Munglai on July 29, 2007, 06:57:31 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;922697OBJECTION!

That evidence is fake, he can't use that in a court of law.

Grrrr!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 06:59:17 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;922703Grrrr!!

Beaten by a German, HA!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Sandiskman on July 29, 2007, 06:59:55 PM
I've got a good idea with Larry Butz, be right back with an avatar.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 07:00:45 PM
Quote from: Sandiskman;922709I've got a good idea with Larry Butz, be right back with an avatar.

Objection, that's not relevant
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 07:02:11 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;922710Objection, that's not relevant

Objection. I think you'll find it's more relevant than you think.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 07:02:46 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;922714Objection. I think you'll find it's more relevant than you think.

Objection, you have no proof to back up that claim
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 07:03:37 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;922715Objection, you have no proof to back up that claim

You must not have received this updated report that was only given to me.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 07:05:08 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;922717You must not have received this updated report that was only given to me.

You're bluffi- Wait, only you recieved it. That's a direct violation of section 396.3 of the Lawyer's code book.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 07:06:55 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;922721You're bluffi- Wait, only you recieved it. That's a direct violation of section 396.3 of the Lawyer's code book.

I was told to present it to you, now you may add it to your Court Records if you please.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: DeadTreeClock on July 29, 2007, 07:08:21 PM
I'm sick of this arrogant shit, Munglaya, hand me my gameshark.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 07:09:21 PM
Quote from: Treenix Wright;922724I'm sick of this arrogant shit, Munglaya, hand me my gameshark.

OBJECTION. THIS IS OBJECTIONABLE.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 07:09:36 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;922722I was told to present it to you, now you may add it to your Court Records if you please.

Don't "I was told to present it to you" me, mister filthy fingernails
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 07:09:52 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;922728Don't "I was told to present it to you" me, mister filthy fingernails

Need I remind you I have never lost a case.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 07:13:02 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;922729Need I remind you I have never lost a case.

Don't pull that shit with me Fluxworth, I'm certain you remember that case in Brandenburg so long ago.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 07:13:03 PM
What is this case about again?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: screwdriver_clock on July 29, 2007, 07:14:52 PM
Can i play? :D
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 07:28:49 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;922736Don't pull that shit with me Fluxworth, I'm certain you remember that case in Brandenburg so long ago.

That never happened
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 07:30:59 PM
Hey Pal, is this a bad time?

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg225.imageshack.us%2Fimg225%2F4285%2Fdickgemshoeao6.png&hash=506f91f2647bd00eb1abc6290cf48cbc98bf7718)

....I guess I'll come back.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 07:35:35 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;922775Hey Pal, is this a bad time?

[IMG*]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4285/dickgemshoeao6.png[/IMG]

....I guess I'll come back.

Wait, Gemshoe. Explain to them that I was told to present the updated report you gave me.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 07:40:53 PM
Don't scare me like that.

Here pal, I drove like crazy to get this on time...

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Fevidence%2Fautopsy%2520report.png&hash=278064c8aa8d1a08123fdb3e1ed1d0deaf880651) (http://www.court-records.net/Evidence.htm)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Sandiskman on July 29, 2007, 07:45:42 PM
If something smells, it's usually the Butz.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 07:50:15 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;922790Don't scare me like that.

Here pal, I drove like crazy to get this on time...


Let me have a look at this...



How did that fit in there?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Topcatyo on July 29, 2007, 07:51:43 PM
OBJECTION
I've never played these games.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 07:56:40 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Frips%2Fobjection.gif&hash=e57398f4deb7a254e3829a87175935722631ceee) (http://www.court-records.net/rips.htm)

I've ALWAYS wanted to try that.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 08:00:05 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;922827


I've ALWAYS wanted to try that.



You are not a lawyer and so you have no right to say this in this courtroom.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 29, 2007, 08:03:07 PM
*Gant placeholder till I make an avvy*
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Munglai on July 29, 2007, 08:08:12 PM
Quote from: Treenix Wright;922724I'm sick of this arrogant shit, Munglaya, hand me my gameshark.

Sorry, Nick, I was eating hamburgers and I accidentally dropped it off a balcony!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 08:08:42 PM
Quote from: EvilBerryClock;922839*Gant placeholder till I make an avvy*

(Good choice)

Winston Payne, don't you try your lawyerly tricks on me!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 08:09:20 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;922762That never happened

I have some very incriminating pictures, Miles.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 08:12:29 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;922847(Good choice)

Winston Payne, don't you try your lawyerly tricks on me!

First of all, it's Winsling Payne.

Secondly- hey what's that over there?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Ogre;922853First of all, it's Winsling Payne.

Secondly- hey what's that over there?

.....!



GOTTA GO.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: BobberClock on July 29, 2007, 08:15:35 PM
Yes.... Criminal is..!

I"m Criminal! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A SMALL OFFICE BECOMES ME!

I hated her! Whooooo! Wanted to murder it! Whooooo!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 29, 2007, 08:16:41 PM
[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?STUPIDITY_IS_NOW_A_CRIME wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 08:20:15 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Fevidence%2Fsteak%2520plate.png&hash=6e2f148687f0f760712f230fc64ebb6f93a00a80)

...What'd I miss?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 08:22:55 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;922868

...What'd I miss?

You're in trouble Gemshoe, now that stupidity is a crime.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 08:24:49 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Frips%2Fholdit.gif&hash=fbe39bb6eb416ec15d4ab8e9f75e3050096b6586)


............



You can't even appeal that it's a crime pal, the judge ain't here!

Keep up the lawyerly tricks pal' and I'm takin' you down town, see?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 29, 2007, 08:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;922868

...What'd I miss?

[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?That_being_you_is_a_crime! wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 08:27:07 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;922874



............



You can't even appeal that it's a crime pal, the judge ain't here!

Keep up the lawyerly tricks pal' and I'm takin' you down town, see?


Settle down and grab a seat, Detective!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 08:30:10 PM
Quote from: Ogre;922877Settle down and grab a seat, Detective!

*grumbles*
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 08:32:27 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;922881*grumbles*

*Fart noise from Gemshoe's chair*



Hehehe :)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: BobberClock on July 29, 2007, 08:33:22 PM
Nobody moves until you are innocence!!!

We will prove who wanted to murder it and completely crush their alibi! Whoooooooo!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 08:35:08 PM
Quote from: Ogre;922884*Fart noise from Gemshoe's chair*



Hehehe :)

Heh heh heh

Nice one Winsling :hi5:
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 08:35:54 PM
Quote from: Ogre;922884*Fart noise from Gemshoe's chair*



Hehehe :)

That's it pal, you're going down town!!

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 08:38:50 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;922889That's it pal, you're going down town!!


Hey dog, that guy ate your steak dinner.  Just thought you should know.

Also thanks Toyota von Karma
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 08:41:42 PM
Quote from: Ogre;922891Hey dog, that guy ate your steak dinner.  Just thought you should know.

Also thanks Toyota von Karma

OBJECTION!

He left the side order of beef.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 08:42:04 PM
Quote from: Ogre;922891Hey dog, that guy ate your steak dinner.  Just thought you should know.

Also thanks Toyota von Karma

Don't pull any fast one's pal, I know what I ate.
Now get in the meatwagon.

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 08:44:21 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;922898Don't pull any fast one's pal, I know what I ate.
Now get in the meatwagon.


OBJECTION!!

You can't arrest Winsling, because...

I put the Whoopee Cushion on your chair...!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 08:47:34 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;922902OBJECTION!!

You can't arrest Winsling, because...

I put the Whoopee Cushion on your chair...!!

Wait Toyota!  Don't make that sacrifice for my sake!!! :(
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 08:50:59 PM
Quote from: Ogre;922907Wait Toyota!  Don't make that sacrifice for my sake!!! :(

I'm sorry Winsling, but I can't let him arrest you :(

'CUFF ME, DETECTIVE
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 08:53:34 PM
Gemshoe didn't eat anything, I have this piece of evidence that proves he was up to a more personal matter at the time the steak disappeared.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcourt-records.net%2Fevidence%2Fair%2520bottle.png&hash=6a220752d4851861c305d3d09df607994264a66f)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 08:56:47 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;922911I'm sorry Winsling, but I can't let him arrest you :(

'CUFF ME, DETECTIVE

There's only one way to stop this madness.

Get him Pepperdine!

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 08:58:51 PM
Quote from: Ogre;922918There's only one way to stop this madness.

Get him Pepperdine!


Ow what are you doing!!

I'll cut you with my knife!

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 08:58:56 PM
Quote from: Ogre;922918There's only one way to stop this madness.

Get him Pepperdine!


ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 09:00:13 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi124.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp8%2FKisame556%2FOpalloJustIce.png&hash=11483ab99165ec9db103b11196cfdd165572bd38)
OBJECTION!!
 
I, Opallo JustIce, HAVE ENTERED THE COURT ROOM, AND I OBJECT TO THAT NOTION OF GREAT JUSTICE!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 09:00:56 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;922922ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER!

YOUR HONOR I HAVE THIS NEW PIECE OF EVIDENCE

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: PlushieClock on July 29, 2007, 09:01:28 PM
Quote from: Opal;922925OBJECTION!!
 
I, Opallo JustIce, HAS ENTERED THE COURT ROOM, AND I OBJECT TO THAT NOTION OF GREAT JUSTICE!!
D:
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 09:03:02 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;922926YOUR HONOR I HAVE THIS NEW PIECE OF EVIDENCE


I swear to God I have never seen that before in my life
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 09:04:17 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;922921Ow what are you doing!!

I'll cut you with my knife!


Sorry Toyota, I didn't want him to attack you.

Oh well, the judge is here.  You may return to balancing yourself on your giant ball Pepperdine.



He is so talented :3
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 09:04:41 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Fevidence%2Fvideo%2520tape.png&hash=eb321f50082cdfa9972860ddbcaccb3d342333ac)
IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ARE ON THIS PORN TAPE?!?!?!
 
and if so..what's your number?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 29, 2007, 09:04:47 PM
[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Getting_paid_$101.33_hour_is_great! wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 09:05:40 PM
I order all clockfriends who are shitting this thread up to leave.
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;922926YOUR HONOR I HAVE THIS NEW PIECE OF EVIDENCE


Wait I'm confused, like always! It's like I never went to law school! Please explain everything to me!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 09:06:04 PM
Quote from: Opal;922934
IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ARE ON THIS PORN TAPE?!?!?!
 
and if so..what's your number?

NO THAT'S NOT ME

... 1-703-365-5837
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 09:06:43 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;922935[flash]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Getting_paid_$101.33_hour_is_great! wmode=transparent[/flash]


 
NOT IF IT INVOLVES WORKING ON A PBS TV SHOW!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;922937Wait I'm confused, like always! It's like I never went to law school! Please explain everything to me!

It's obvious that Karma has used this air pump for some personal... err... the game is rated Teen.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 29, 2007, 09:09:39 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;922937Wait I'm confused, like always! It's like I never went to law school! Please explain everything to me!

[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Let_me_explain,_your_Honor. wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?You_are_a_bumbling_fool wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Appointed_by_cowardly_politicians wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Because_you_used_blackmail. wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?I_read_it_on_your_myspace. wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 09:09:41 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;922951It's obvious that Karma has used this air pump for some personal... err... the game is rated Teen.

You can't prove that!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 09:12:20 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;922964You can't prove that!!

Oh yes I can! This updated report states that your finger prints are all over it, and the defecation on the nozzle matches your DNA!!



Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 09:13:45 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;922973Oh yes I can! This updated report states that your finger prints are all over it, and the defecation on the nozzle matches your DNA!!




... You know too much, Fluxworth.

I'm sorry it had to come to this.

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 29, 2007, 09:14:03 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Frips%2Fholdit.gif&hash=fbe39bb6eb416ec15d4ab8e9f75e3050096b6586)










Anyone wanna go swimming?
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg248.imageshack.us%2Fimg248%2F1790%2Fdamongantberrypnglg9.png&hash=a72fa2850a6cc069ba1efaba2bfa488b7a127030)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 29, 2007, 09:15:17 PM
I'm ditching this joint and moving to Denmark! You'll never catch me, hahahaha!!'

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Fevidence%2Fpassport.png&hash=c0b78edab93b3ba205abafe54d78f7425f51fbe6)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: splatter on July 29, 2007, 09:15:22 PM
Holy shit this thread is funny :D
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 09:15:55 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Frips%2FEinsprunch2.gif&hash=3083b7d94b06930a12d6df19e09ab71336eaab87)

Haben Sie Lust mit zu mir zu kommen und alles das zu tun, was ich allen anderen morgen sowieso erzählen werde?
 
DAS BOOT U4901, verde mein reich und mein volk.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 09:17:23 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;922981... You know too much, Fluxworth.

I'm sorry it had to come to this.


Weren't expecting this were you?!

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 29, 2007, 09:18:20 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;922990Weren't expecting this were you?!


Well, knowing you Fluxey, that's probably forged!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 09:19:34 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;922990Weren't expecting this were you?!


WHAT WHATS GOING ON :O

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: screwdriver_clock on July 29, 2007, 09:20:52 PM
I call Will Powers *aka placeholder*
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsdb.drshnaps.com%2Fsheets%2FCapcom%2FOther%2FCourtroomComeback%2FWillPowers.gif&hash=0bbdcb6fc9a10e4da78ba8c93a1349c553b53b99)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 09:22:03 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;922994WHAT WHATS GOING ON :O
 
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!

WELL THEN YOU WEREn't EXPECTING THIS!!!
 

 
TIEM TO CUT THE CHEESE AND GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 09:22:33 PM
Quote from: Opal;922997WELL THEN YOU WEREn't EXPECTING THIS!!!
 

 
TIEM TO CUT THE CHEESE AND GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!

!!!

BAILIFF!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 09:23:03 PM
I CANNOT WORK IN A COURTROOM WITH ACCUSATIONS BEING TOSSED ABOUT LIKE THIS
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 29, 2007, 09:24:04 PM
[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?LOOK_OUT_JUDGE!_WATER_PISTOLS! wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 09:26:09 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;923003[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?LOOK_OUT_JUDGE!_WATER_PISTOLS! wmode=transparent[/FLASH]

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3458/superslidedu9.swf
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 29, 2007, 09:29:02 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;923008[flash]http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3458/superslidedu9.swf[flash]

[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Water_is_VERY_dangerous_you_know! wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 09:30:22 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;923010[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Water_is_VERY_dangerous_you_know! wmode=transparent[/FLASH]

But I haven't washed my beard in years.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 09:31:17 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;923003[flash]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?LOOK_OUT_JUDGE!_WATER_PISTOLS! wmode=transparent[/flash]

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 29, 2007, 09:32:17 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;923008AUTOPLAY

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 09:33:03 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;923011But I haven't washed my beard in years.

With all do respect your honor the courtroom is no place for that
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 09:34:37 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923014With all do respect your honor the courtroom is no place for that

 
A MAN'S BEARD IS HIS LIFE!!! He must always take care of it, AND it may just save your life someday..
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 29, 2007, 09:35:59 PM
Quote from: Opal;923017
 
A MAN'S BEARD IS HIS LIFE!!! He must always take care of it, and groom it, and love it..
 
and...WHY ARE WE YELLING!??!?!

Yes. I groom my beard extensively after each swim.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 09:37:20 PM
I shave 4 times a day to retain my intense sexiness.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 09:39:03 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923020I shave 4 times a day to retain my intense sexiness.

No, your just gay. I even had evidence submitted to me!
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/60250707
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 09:39:10 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923020I shave 4 times a day to retain my intense sexiness.

Says the man with the pink GBASP.

Title: In the previous five pages
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 09:41:37 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;922937Wait I'm confused, like always! It's like I never went to law school! Please explain everything to me!

It started when Treenix Wright was cheered on by Munglaya Fey about how he can win the case or else she will get breast enlargements.  Then he started losing when Miles Fluxworth and Toyota von Karma ganged up on the two.  Roman screamed objection, Sandy Butz went out to get a haircut, and this caused Miles and Toyota to go after each other.  Treenix then asked Munglaya for a game shark, but she later reveals that she was so busy eating burgers that she broke the gameshark.  

Miles then reveals he has an exclusive report update, and Toyota objects to that.  Dick Gemshoe came to deliver more copies, with Sandy who just says something about Gemshoe's butts.  Gemshow tries to be a lawyer, but I told him he had no right to, because it was not his job.  Damonberry Gant said he would be right back, and Gemshoe started acting like a meanie.  I told him there was a steak dinner over there, and he went to eat it.  

While he was away, Roman said that stupidity was now a crime while I placed a Whoopee Cushion on Gemshoe's chair.  Gemshoe returns and has an outburst, and I told him to sit down.  He sits, and sits on the cushion, where lol's ensued.  

He threatened to arrest me, but Toyota took the fall for me.  I summoned my bear Pepperdine to attack Gemshoe (for protection, of course) but he attacked Toyota instead, and that's when you came in, your honor.

So, is stupidity a crime?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 09:42:17 PM
I will not allow accusations to be tossed about like this! I'm going to see if any of my reports have been updated recently. I request a 5 minute recess.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 29, 2007, 09:43:18 PM
Hmmm, I wonder if I can catch a quick swim during recess.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 09:44:02 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923025It started when Treenix Wright was cheered on by Munglaya Fey about how he can win the case or else she will get breast enlargements.  Then he started losing when Miles Fluxworth and Toyota von Karma ganged up on the two.  Roman screamed objection, Sandy Butz went out to get a haircut, and this caused Miles and Toyota to go after each other.  Treenix then asked Munglaya for a game shark, but she later reveals that she was so busy eating burgers that she broke the gameshark.  

Miles then reveals he has an exclusive report update, and Toyota objects to that.  Dick Gemshoe came to deliver more copies, with Sandy who just says something about Gemshoe's butts.  Gemshow tries to be a lawyer, but I told him he had no right to, because it was not his job.  Damonberry Gant said he would be right back, and Gemshoe started acting like a meanie.  I told him there was a steak dinner over there, and he went to eat it.  

While he was away, Roman said that stupidity was now a crime while I placed a Whoopee Cushion on Gemshoe's chair.  Gemshoe returns and has an outburst, and I told him to sit down.  He sits, and sits on the cushion, where lol's ensued.  

He threatened to arrest me, but Toyota took the fall for me.  I summoned my bear Pepperdine to attack Gemshoe (for protection, of course) but he attacked Toyota instead, and that's when you came in, your honor.

So, is stupidity a crime?

Oh my god. Payne is really underrated.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 09:45:13 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923027I will not allow accusations to be tossed about like this! I'm going to see if any of my reports have been updated recently. I request a 5 minute recess.



WWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!  I want to go on the swingset next!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 29, 2007, 09:47:22 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923031

WWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!  I want to go on the swingset next!

Gemshoe! Get there immediately! That man's trying to steal a baby!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 09:53:11 PM
Quote from: EvilBerryClock;923032Gemshoe! Get there immediately! That man's trying to steal a baby!

Only if it steals my spot on the swingset!

Besides, what about him?



He looks suspicious to me.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 09:55:36 PM
I have evidence that shows this baby has been stolen before.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcourt-records.net%2Fevidence%2Fen_news_clip.gif&hash=adb63fb2d10054a9c7df96029c09ca50c447b862)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 10:04:57 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923042I have evidence that shows this baby has been stolen before.




He thwarted the criminals off, so he was not actually kidnapped.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 10:09:45 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923046


He thwarted the criminals off, so he was not actually kidnapped.



Are you absolutely sure that's the same baby? I have my doubts.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 10:14:17 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923050

Are you absolutely sure that's the same baby? I have my doubts.

I don't know it's YOUR evidence; you brought the article in and I just read it.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 10:17:31 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923054I don't know it's YOUR evidence; you brought the article in and I just read it.

Oops. This is embarrassing. I seem to have brought the wrong one.


You see, that particular version of the article contains several typos. It was written by a new journalist at the time. This is the updated one, released the week after.



As you can see, it makes no mention of the baby thwarting them off.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 10:29:49 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923057Oops. This is embarrassing. I seem to have brought the wrong one.
 
 
You see, that particular version of the article contains several typos. It was written by a new journalist at the time. This is the updated one, released the week after.
 

 
As you can see, it makes no mention of the baby thwarting them off.

HOLD IT asshole, it says, "Edited by 'miles phlucksworth'", THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE SOMEONE IN THIS COURT!!
 
Someone like....YOU MS. FEY!!
 
I have one very important question for you that, in reguards to the recent circumstantial evidence and overblown speculation, that apon answering, would cause this trial to make a lot of sense.
 
And that question is as follows...
 
DA FUCK are you doing on locklegion.com? (and) why do you never return airpumpclock's calls? (on a side note)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 10:34:21 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923057Oops. This is embarrassing. I seem to have brought the wrong one.


You see, that particular version of the article contains several typos. It was written by a new journalist at the time. This is the updated one, released the week after.



As you can see, it makes no mention of the baby thwarting them off.

I see...

But it does not explain this advertisement at the bottom that reads:

____________________________
|....................................................|
|.......Looking for a good time?.......|
|..German man looking for a night..|
|.....of hot love and action, stud.....|
|....................................................|
|..........Call: 1-703-365-5837..........|
|..........................;D........................|
|___________________________|

I just have a feeling I've seen this number before.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 10:39:43 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923077

____________________________
|....................................................|
|.......Looking for a good time?.......|
|..German man looking for a night..|
|.....of hot love and action, stud.....|
|....................................................|
|..........Call: 1-703-365-5837..........|
|..........................;D........................|
|___________________________|

I just have a feeling I've seen this number before.

Well I haven't. I've never call--- I mean seen it in my life.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 10:41:45 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi124.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp8%2FKisame556%2FOpalloJustIce.png&hash=11483ab99165ec9db103b11196cfdd165572bd38)
 
ALLOW ME TO BRING UP THE COURT RECORD!!
 
 
Quote from: Ogre;923077I see...
 
But it does not explain this advertisement at the bottom that reads:
 
 
____________________________
|....................................................|
|.......Looking for a good time?.......|
|..German man looking for a night..|
|.....of hot love and action, stud.....|
|....................................................|
|..........Call: 1-703-365-5837..........|
|..........................;D........................|
|___________________________|

 
I just have a feeling I've seen this number before.

Quote from: Redbeefgina;922938... 1-703-365-5837

THERE IS YOUR CONTRADICKSHUN!!
 
Winston please allow me to dump the burdon of explaining this on you..er....i mean please continue and explain this shit to udgy..
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 29, 2007, 10:52:44 PM
OBJECTION!!!!
Hey tree, no fair. I was Phoenix Marlin before you.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 10:57:57 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923093OBJECTION!!!!
Hey tree, no fair. I was Phoenix Marlin before you.

X2

You forgot roman is also Phoenix.

And:

3 Phoenix Wrights will cause a rip in time and space.  How will the Phoenixes solve this conundrum?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:00:34 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923095
X2

 
You forgot roman is also Phoenix.

And:


3 Phoenix Wrights will cause a rip in time and space. How will the Phoenixes solve this conundrum?

In an impossibly lucky turn of events, and maybe some screaming..
 
HAR HAR HAR I am the only apollo..I mean housuke..i mean Opallo.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FlavorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923095
X2
3 Phoenix Wrights will cause a rip in time and space.  How will the Phoenixes solve this conundrum?

There are 3 Phoenix Wrights, and 2 Miles Edgeworths.

Ergo!

This courtroom needs more Edgeworth.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 29, 2007, 11:04:26 PM
Simple, I was here first, I made an avi and sig with teal hands, so tough cookies to the other two.

Also, now there's two Edgies, before there was
3 wrights
1 miles
1 von karma
and
1 payne

oh and one douche*Cough*opal*cough*
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:05:47 PM
Quote from: FlavorClock;9230982 Miles Edgeworths.

OBJECTION
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:05:53 PM
Quote from: FlavorClock;923098There are 3 Phoenix Wrights, and 2 Miles Edgeworths.
 
Ergo!
 
This courtroom needs more Edgeworth.


 
ROSE CLOCK IS A GUY!!
 
ERGO
 
YOUR BALLS NEED MORE EDGEWORTH...
 
..
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:07:29 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923100oh and one douche*Cough*opal*cough*


 
THAT'S Opallo "Douche" JustIce TO YOU MISTER REANIMATED FISHY-FISH!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: DeadTreeClock on July 29, 2007, 11:10:05 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923093OBJECTION!!!!
Hey tree, no fair. I was Phoenix Marlin before you.

Objection!!!!

I was Phoenix third, and three is higher than one and two. Additionally, my name makes sense with it.

[name information updated in court record]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 29, 2007, 11:10:49 PM
Objection!!!!!!!!
Why does it look like he just stuck that suit on himself like velcro?

And Tree, We'll be Co-Phoenixes, but make a siggy or avi, then.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 11:15:26 PM
Quote from: Treenix Wright;923108Objection!!!!

I was Phoenix third, and three is higher than one and two. Additionally, my name makes sense with it.

[name information updated in court record]



Roman became a Wright after you did, so you are actually second while roman is third.  (refer to the first page)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:18:06 PM
Objection.

Not enough discussion about how sexy I am.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 29, 2007, 11:19:49 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923118Objection.

Not enough discussion about how sexy I am.
Objection.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 11:21:18 PM
*pant* *pant*

I...I gots BIG evidence right here pal, this is gonna settle the case for sure.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Fanimations%2Fani-miamaya-ooh.gif&hash=9d33b9e03a8beb71130bdb01ce444a22030e7e6a)

Mungayla Fai got her breast implants.

She looks real nice huh? Can't help but think something's different though...
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:21:59 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923120Objection.

Objection!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:21:59 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923118Objection.
 
Not enough discussion about how sexy I am.


 
NOT enough discussion about how FUCKED UP my english name is...
 
And there hasn't been enough sexually provacative statements and puns yet either...imeancommonpeople, there are no kids around...(and maya/mungalia etc are over the age of consent..[which actually doesn't matter because there is no age of consent in japan])
 
{{Sexual connotations and potato chips updated in the court record}}
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 11:22:22 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923121*pant* *pant*

I...I gots BIG evidence right here pal, this is gonna settle the case for sure.



Mungayla Fai got her breast implants.

She looks real nice huh? Can't help but think something's different though...

Heh heh, glad I'm behind this stand...
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 11:22:35 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923118Objection.

Not enough discussion about how sexy I am.

Very well, I will refer to a post in another topic on this matter:

Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;919354That reminds me, I dare you to search Edgeworth or Phoenix Wright on deviant art.

Pheonix Wright and Miles Edgeworth with Makeup being gay
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26795903

Gay Miles Edgeworth
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55452917/

More gay Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42837805/

Furry Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/53195689/

Miles Edgeworth Bondage
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50180965/

Half naked Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright making out
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/60162332/

More gay Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31866025

Shadow the hedgehog dressed as Miles Edgeworth (wait, what?)
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/59841083/

More furry Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/52944716/

Even more furry Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55022715/

REALLY gay Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/53614412/

Wait, what the heck is this?
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/53694026/

More gay edgeworth
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/60250707

More Edgeworth and Wright gayness
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/25414711/

Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth pr0n
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33814450/

Even more gay sex...
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40404272/

Even more gayness.
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58262033/

Page 25 of some comic
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43992734/

More gayness
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/59950863/

MORE gayness
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56693753

Naked Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/49631219/

Miles Edgeworth HORSE?!
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/54960139/

Go search for yourself, it goes ON and ON...

EDIT:
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin and Miles FluxworthLINKZ

I advise you to take those away before clockfriends rape it.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 11:24:20 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923126Very well, I will refer to a post in another topic on this matter:

Ahem...

I see you know the defense quite well outside of court, Mr. Fluxworth.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 29, 2007, 11:24:48 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923123Objection!
Objection.

And when you think about it, there's been people married with more than 6 years difference between them.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 11:24:59 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923126Very well, I will refer to a post in another topic on this matter:

Not to contradict myself, but Edgeworth AIN'T NO HORSE.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:27:29 PM
Perhaps I'm a bit too sexy....
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 11:29:48 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923132Perhaps I'm a bit too sexy....

I'm just glad 14 year olds on Deviant are aren't obsessed with seeing me as a naked animal man!

Thats why I maintain this huge and unattractive beard.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 29, 2007, 11:31:27 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923132Perhaps I'm a bit too sexy....

I know, 4chan, but I thought it funny.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 11:32:31 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;923135I'm just glad 14 year olds on Deviant are aren't obsessed with seeing me as a naked animal man!

Thats why I maintain this huge and unattractive beard.

And I'm glad that I act like such a wimp in the first level in every game that I am not seen as macho enough to be drawn in yaoi.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:32:55 PM
By the way my relations with Mr. Wright were strictly alcohol-induced. I don't know about him but I have NO recollection of them. None. Nope.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 11:33:24 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923132Perhaps I'm a bit too sexy....

I didn't want it to come to this but I have no choice.

18+ NSFW

18+ NSFW
Indisputable evidence that Damon Gantberry, Miles Fluxworth and Treenix Wright are gay for eachother.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:33:59 PM
Objection (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2092191)
 (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2092191)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 29, 2007, 11:35:55 PM
Quote from: Opal;923143Objection
No, just no, but I am intrigued how you got the "shit's goin' down" music playing.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:36:42 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923142I didn't want it to come to this but I have no choice.

18+ NSFW
[IMG*]http://www.court-records.net/thumbnails/Piro%20-%20tunasandwich.jpg[/IMG]
18+ NSFW
Indisputable evidence that Damon Gantberry, Miles Fluxworth and Treenix Wright are gay for eachother.

I demand this be removed from the Court Record.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 11:36:59 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923144No, just no, but I am intrigued how you got the "shit's goin' down" music playing.

You put (music) in for music, (edgey) in for Edgeworth, (udgey) in for the judge, etc.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 11:37:52 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923145I demand this be removed from the Court Record.

I'm sorry, but in accordance with law #34, this evidence cannot be denied
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 11:37:55 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923142I didn't want it to come to this but I have no choice.

18+ NSFW
URL=http://www.court-records.net/fanart/Piro%20-%20tunasandwich.jpg][/URL]
18+ NSFW
Indisputable evidence that Damon Gantberry, Miles Fluxworth and Treenix Wright are gay for eachother.

Oh my!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 11:38:17 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923142I didn't want it to come to this but I have no choice.

18+ NSFW
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY
18+ NSFW
Indisputable evidence that Damon Gantberry, Miles Fluxworth and Treenix Wright are gay for eachother.

Did you take that picture Gemshoe?

Quite artistic, actually, when you turn your head a bit, like so:

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 11:38:35 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;923148Oh my!

Are you really thankful for being behind that desk now?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:39:31 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923146You put (music) in for music, (edgey) in for Edgeworth, (udgey) in for the judge, etc.

OBJECTION!!
 
Actually you dont put in (music)
 
But im not telling you what code it is.
 
lol..
 
oh and OBJECTION!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 11:40:18 PM
Quote from: Opal;923151OBJECTION!!
 
Actually you dont put in (music)
 
But im not telling you what code it is.
 
lol..
 
oh and OBJECTION!!

My bad, I meant (tunes)

I work long shifts and get real tired, see?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 11:40:25 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923150Are you really thankful for being behind that desk now?

I think I'll need to see the Bailiff in my office after this court session ;D
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:41:57 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;923154I think I'll need to see the Bailiff in my office after this court session ;D

uh..erm....
 
I'M GLAD YOU'RE SUCH A JOLLY OLD MAN UDGY...
 
did I just say that out loud?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 11:42:43 PM
Quote from: Opal;923156uh..erm....
 
I'M GLAD YOU'RE SUCH A JOLLY OLD MAN UDGY...
 
did I just say that out loud?

I also play santa at the mall. Wanna come sit on my lap?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FlavorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:43:50 PM
I call Flangel Starr to the stand.(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg213.imageshack.us%2Fimg213%2F7563%2Fangelflavortj6.png&hash=d78cf02e14e654fa8bdc6b0b570fb7e525e614b0)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:45:21 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;923158I also play santa at the mall. Wanna come sit on my lap?

That will not be neccesary..(oh god its 2nd grade all over again)
 
ANYWAY, I propose that Edgeworth be sentenced to 90 days of non stop sandwiching with udgy, the bailiff, damon gant, the tentacle monster from on the bridge uncut, and a real subway sandwich...while listening to all of the naruto theme songs...
 
Oh and Flangel Starr gets 300 dollars just for being hawt.
 
(I'll see you tonight..call me)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 11:46:43 PM
Quote from: FlavorClock;923159I call Flangel Starr to the stand.



Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 11:47:33 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923165





Detective Gemshoe, where are you getting all this?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:47:52 PM
Quote from: Opal;923163That will not be neccesary..(oh god its 2nd grade all over again)
 
blah blah blah

I fuck chicks like Mia and Phoenix so you simply must be talking about Flavorworth over there.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:48:29 PM
I'll proved the moosics, with FloundermanClock on backup..
 
"DOO do do DOO do do DOO do do DOO do do DOOO DOOO DO do do DO do do DO do do DOOOO DOOOOOO"
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Post by: buttplug on July 29, 2007, 11:48:36 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923168I fuck chicks like Mia and Phoenix so you simply must be talking about Flavorworth over there.

Funny, I always pictured Phoenix as the butch :3
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:49:32 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;923172Funny, I always pictured Phoenix as the butch :3

Looks are deceiving!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:49:50 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923168I whistled for a cab and when it came near ETC..

It's really up to the Judge on this desicion..
 
(and no you can't have both..)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 29, 2007, 11:50:23 PM
Objection!!! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2092237)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 29, 2007, 11:50:30 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;923167Detective Gemshoe, where are you getting all this?

Of all people, my honor, even you should know this!
The court record!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: PlushieClock on July 29, 2007, 11:52:15 PM
This thread is going to last for hours.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:52:25 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923178Of all people, my honor, even you should know this!
The court record!

I've recently been suspecting that dear udgey has the Alzheimer's.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 29, 2007, 11:54:15 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923182I've recently been suspecting that dear udgey has the Alzheimer's.
All in part to Redd White's devious plans.
HE PLANS TO....
DESROY US ALL!!!
DESROY US ALL!!!
DESROY US ALL!!!

(someone be Redd White)
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 11:54:31 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923165





Dammit quit trying to be both the detective and the cop; thanks for the roundup, but we will interview the witness from here.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:54:59 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923182I've recently been suspecting that dear udgey has the Alzheimer's.

That's impossible. Is your head on straight?
 
Or are your 9000 balls inert?
 
(Mine are really getting huge..)
 
AND you all need to calm down and cut to the brass tax..
 
We need a sentence soon..
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Post by: Mangosteen Clock on July 29, 2007, 11:55:14 PM
OMG sup d00dz!?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 29, 2007, 11:56:04 PM
Quote from: Opal;923185That's impossible. Is your head on straight?
 
Or are your 9000 balls inert?
 
(Mine are really getting huge..)
 
AND you all need to calm down and cut to the brass tax..
 
We need a sentence soon..
Your guy doesn't even speak english yet.
Just go sit in the corner :mad:
Quote from: Ogre;923184Dammit quit trying to be both the detective and the cop; thanks for the roundup, but we will interview the witness from here.
Detectives have guns and the right to arrest people _poogle_
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Post by: FlavorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:56:23 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Frips%2Fwitness-testimony.gif&hash=14c479ec87c7fef9089d50551c60802c4019b32b)
Flangel Starr - Lunchlady
Yes, I saw the whole thing. Miss Fey and Mr. Wright were talking about breast implants at the time, and I presented them 2 trays of gourmand $500 steaks. When Ms. Fey had finished swallowing down all the meat in the room, that's when the crime happened.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:56:47 PM
Quote from: Sal Mangonella;923186OMG sup d00dz!?

Lyke ROFLMAO lay off the objection flakes cereal..
 
(a great way to ruin teeth and pack on the pounds..)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 29, 2007, 11:57:03 PM
Quote from: Sal Mangonella;923186OMG sup d00dz!?

Jesus--
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 29, 2007, 11:58:02 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923187Your guy doesn't even speak english yet.
Just go sit in the corner :mad:
 
Detectives have guns and the right to arrest people _poogle_

KORAY WA NAN-DESKA?!?!?
 
ahh..gomen nasai, marulin-chan..
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 29, 2007, 11:58:05 PM
Quote from: FlavorClock;923188
Yes, I saw the whole thing. Miss Fey and Mr. Wright were talking about breast implants at the time, and I presented them 2 trays of gourmand $500 steaks. When Ms. Fey had finished swallowing down all the meat in the room, that's when the crime happened.

Please do continue.  What was the crime you saw committed, Miss Starr?

EDIT:
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923187Detectives have guns and the right to arrest people _poogle_

That may be true, but in this society the people detectives arrest must face the court of law to be found guilty or innocent before they go to jail.  We help determine who is innocent and who is guilty.  Besides, you want money for your hair jel, right.  This is the only way you'll get paid at the moment, and so if he takes your job your hair style is in danger.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Slurpee on July 29, 2007, 11:58:46 PM
I think I'm doing this wrong.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 29, 2007, 11:59:19 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923192Please do continue.  What was the crime you saw committed, Miss Starr?
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2092265

This has to be the greatest(and only)fad I have ever semi-created.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 12:02:14 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923194http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2092265
 
This has to be the greatest(and only)fad I have ever semi-created.

-
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: WHITE_PLUM on July 30, 2007, 12:03:29 AM
there was no crime
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:05:25 AM
Quote from: Slurpee Hackins;923193I think I'm doing this wrong.

I hate to tell you this, but that sword may be too big for you to whip out right now.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:06:17 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Frips%2Fwitness-testimony.gif&hash=14c479ec87c7fef9089d50551c60802c4019b32b)


I was at the studios from around 9:00 that morning.

During the morning, I was doing... umm... an action scene run-through.

It took a lot more timethan I thought it would.

I hear that everyone else ate lunch in the Employee Area...

But I had a meeting in the Studio Two trailer, so I ended up skipping lunch.

We were in the meeting until around 4:00...

During the meeting, well, I'm pretty sure no one left their
              chairs.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:07:23 AM
Quote from: Ogre;923197I hate to tell you this, but that sword may be too big for you to whip out right now.
Objection!!
Quote from: Sal Mangonella;923198
During the meeting, well, I'm pretty sure no one left their
              chairs.


Hold it!!
You're pretty sure? That doesn't sound very convincing.
What about those plates we saw outside?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FlavorClock on July 30, 2007, 12:09:25 AM
Quote from: Ogre;923192Please do continue.  What was the crime you saw committed, Miss Starr?
The murder, of course. It was at exactly 4:15. I remember because one of my boxed lunches is also a clock. When I heard the screams, I checked the time. I wanted to be sure I could testify accurately. I'm a professional, you know.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 12:13:17 AM
From Trunchy Von Karma:

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2092292
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 12:14:04 AM
Quote from: FlavorClock;923201The murder, of course. It was at exactly 4:15. I remember because one of my boxed lunches is also a clock. When I heard the screams, I checked the time. I wanted to be sure I could testify accurately. I'm a professional, you know.

IN WHAT PROFESSION ARE YOU PROFESSIONALLY PROFESSIONAL ABOUT..PROFUSELY.
 
socks.
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Post by: Mangosteen Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:14:34 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923200Hold it!!
You're pretty sure? That doesn't sound very convincing.
What about those plates we saw outside?

UHHH UHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHh
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:16:01 AM
Quote from: FlavorClock;923201The murder, of course. It was at exactly 4:15. I remember because one of my boxed lunches is also a clock. When I heard the screams, I checked the time. I wanted to be sure I could testify accurately. I'm a professional, you know.

Ahh yes.  You have been known as the "Cough-Up Queen" due to your impressive ability to make people confess. (Among other "abilities" hehehe)  Can you tell us who was murdered and, more importantly, who the murderer was?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Slurpee on July 30, 2007, 12:16:53 AM
Quote from: Ogre;923197I hate to tell you this, but that sword may be too big for you to whip out right now.
It's not a sword.
It's a limited edition SlurpeeClock REPLICA straw.

For a grown-up, you sure are dumb.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:17:10 AM
Quote from: Sal Mangonella;923204UHHH UHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHh
QuotePress Harder
UHHHHHH is not an answer,
Mr. Mangonella!!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:19:16 AM
Quote from: Slurpee Hackins;923207It's not a sword.
It's a limited edition SlurpeeClock REPLICA straw.

For a grown-up, you sure are dumb.

I'm a little tot at heart.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:20:36 AM
(okay, as to not mix things up)
It'll be me vs. Flux w/ mango and
someone vs. Winsling w/ flavor.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 12:21:02 AM
Quote from: Ogre;923210I'm a little tot at heart.

I demand to take Winsling's place on the stand as of this statement.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:21:43 AM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923212I demand to take Winsling's place on the stand as of this statement.
Or we could amalgamate this into one big case :3
O_O where'd you post go?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 12:22:43 AM
Ahem. How unprofessional of me. Still, I've never lost a case.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 12:24:10 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923208UHHHHHH is not an answer,
Mr. Mangonella!!!!!!

[sketch]rtbwcpty0[/sketch]

kekekekkekekekekekeke
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:24:10 AM
Whops, I delorted it too :D
Quote from: Opal;923217[sketch]Just no.[/stch]

kekekekkekekekekekeke
Opal, you're done.
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:35:35 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923211(okay, as to not mix things up)
It'll be me vs. Flux w/ mango and
someone vs. Winsling w/ flavor.

Or it could be a lawyer Battle Royale...

Just a suggestion.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:36:41 AM
Quote from: Ogre;923224Or it could be a lawyer Battle Royale...
It'll have to be, one of our witnesses has "pleaded the fifth" so to speak.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 12:40:29 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923225It'll have to be, one of our witnesses has "pleaded the fifth" so to speak.

Make it the little kid..It'l be funn..
 
(BTW IM opallo JustIce..I am the ENGLISH version, so i know american good.)
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 12:41:09 AM
It's my birthday and thus I request a short recess to spend some time in my office with April May.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Fanimations%2Fani-april-bounce.gif&hash=a725f4627616dd1a44182a24a68bab453d38f222)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:41:10 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923225It'll have to be, one of our witnesses has "pleaded the fifth" so to speak.

There is also the possibility that our witnesses were given sleeping pills without their consent, and is thus unable to give their testimonies.

Someone does not want us to solve this case.

EDIT:
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923228It's my birthday and thus I request a short recess to spend some time in my office with April May.

Go ahead, just make sure she is not significant to the case before having personal relations with her.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:41:57 AM
Quote from: Opal;923227Make it the little kid..It'l be funn..
 
(BTW IM opallo JustIce..I am the ENGLISH version, so i know american good.)
He's also "pleaded the Fifth"
And I already said no.
In our time you haven't even been to law school yet.
Quote from: Ogre;923229There is also the possibility that our witnesses were given sleeping pills without their consent, and is thus unable to give their testimonies.

Someone does not want us to solve this case.
This could only be the work of.....
JACK HAMMER!!!!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 12:43:15 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg247.imageshack.us%2Fimg247%2F2241%2Fbruceroman2vb9.png&hash=14cc61ef1052085fe259d6fd6a07d9555bb14c46)
Enter Bruce Roman
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:44:53 AM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923228It's my birthday and thus I request a short recess to spend some time in my office with April May.

Why is there like five woman with foot-long cleavage?
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 12:46:24 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923231He's also "pleaded the Fifth"
And I already said no.
In our time you haven't even been to law school yet.

I've passed the bar exam and have my badge..
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:48:24 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923231This could only be the work of.....
JACK HAMMER!!!!!

Possibly, but we would need proof of his doings.

But Nontheless, Bruce, can you be a pal and get Jack for us.  You may use any means you feel are needed.  Thank You. :)

Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923237Why is there like five woman with foot-long cleavage?

It's a game from japan.  That's the bare minimum.
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 12:50:07 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923237Why is there like five woman with foot-long cleavage?

And how she is able to perpetually move them like that astounds me. Short recess please.
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 12:51:33 AM
Hello Courtroom, I'm back!

I've been in Rehab all day, and I feel much better now. Fluxworth, I'd like to get past our misgivings and... I love you man, I love you :')
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:52:04 AM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923244And how she is able to perpetually move them like that astounds me. Short recess please.
Well that's just having pecs and abs under there to be able to move it.
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 12:55:16 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923246Well that's just having pecs and abs under there to be able to move it.

OBJECTION!

She doesn't look like she has pecs to me

In fact I'd even say she's meaty
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:56:33 AM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923249OBJECTION!

She doesn't look like she has pecs to me

In fact I'd even say she's meaty
How can you tell with those Double D's in the way?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 12:58:17 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923250How can you tell with those Double D's in the way?

X-Ray Vision, jerk
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:58:26 AM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923249OBJECTION!

She doesn't look like she has pecs to me

In fact I'd even say she's meaty

*Drinks water*

OBJECTION!!!

She is one fine...

One fine...

fi...

*Faints and becomes unconscious*
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:59:06 AM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923254X-Ray Vision, jerk
Objection!
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 12:59:26 AM
You two keep debating on April's boobs while I take her to my office for the night.




(Aka it's 2:00am and I'm tired)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:02:06 AM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;923259You two keep debating on April's boobs while I take her to my office for the night.




(Aka it's 2:00am and I'm tired)
With the absence of Buttplug, I shall decree that court be suspended until tomorrow, unless prosecutors von Karma and Payne see differently.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:02:19 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923258Objection!

OBJECTION!!

... If you disagree with me I'll release these VERY INCRIMINATING PICTURES OF YOU AND THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE WHICH I GOT MY HANDS ON VIA THIS HIDDEN CAMERA WHICH WAS AUTHORIZED BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:03:56 AM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923265OBJECTION!!

... If you disagree with me I'll release these VERY INCRIMINATING PICTURES OF YOU AND THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE WHICH I GOT MY HANDS ON VIA THIS HIDDEN CAMERA WHICH WAS AUTHORIZED BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY

Objection!
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Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 01:05:11 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg247.imageshack.us%2Fimg247%2F2241%2Fbruceroman2vb9.png&hash=14cc61ef1052085fe259d6fd6a07d9555bb14c46)
Bruce Roman feels like he is forgotten. He plays with his DS.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:06:47 AM
Quote from: RomanClock;923270
Bruce Roman feels like he is forgotten. He plays with his DS.
Easy to do when you're dead :p
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:14:51 AM
Marlin, Your logic is faulty

(My internet connection is shit and I can't open the Objection window for some reason, what does it say?)
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Post by: RupeeClock on July 30, 2007, 01:16:59 AM
Fuck.

....224 posts in how long?
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Post by: Slurpee on July 30, 2007, 01:17:38 AM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923285Fuck.

....224 posts in how long?

About 7 hours.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SockpuppetClock on July 30, 2007, 01:18:23 AM
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SOCK MELVINS REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:19:42 AM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923285Fuck.

....224 posts in how long?
It's a great game.
(~33 pph)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 30, 2007, 01:19:54 AM
Quote from: SockPuppetClock;923287
SOCK MELVINS REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR

Pfft, at least trace it for that SMOOTFH VECTAR APPEEL
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Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 01:20:35 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923272Easy to do when you're dead :p
I'm really his freakishly similar brother.
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Post by: RupeeClock on July 30, 2007, 01:20:44 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923288It's a great game.

No shit, already cleared 1 and 2, eagerly awaiting 3 which is out soon.
I even changed my name to Damon Gant for a brief period.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:21:40 AM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923292No shit, already cleared 1 and 2, eagerly awaiting 3 which is out soon.
I even changed my name to Damon Gant for a brief period.
It won't be 'till october though :grumpy:
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Post by: SockpuppetClock on July 30, 2007, 01:23:40 AM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;923289Pfft, at least trace it for that SMOOTFH VECTAR APPEEL
I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT SIRR
JFJSDOF OOPS MY BAD

am I with the cool kids now, sir?

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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:44:55 AM
Quote from: SockPuppetClock;923294I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT SIRR
JFJSDOF OOPS MY BAD

am I with the cool kids now, sir?

Well, you are Meekins :sherlock:
As long as that megaphone is never pointed at my ear.

Most.
Annoying.
Part.
Of.
Game.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:46:02 AM
It's like Marlin is ignoring me

I say
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:48:41 AM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923318It's like Marlin is ignoring me

I say
Objection!
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:52:41 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923322Objection!

OBJECTION!!

He must have been ignoring me, because I said quite clearly that my internet connection is shit right now and I can't view his Objection links.
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Post by: Sandiskman on July 30, 2007, 01:54:13 AM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923329OBJECTION!!

He must have been ignoring me, because I said quite clearly that my internet connection is shit right now and I can't view his Objection links.
My hair is ridiculous!
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:54:13 AM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923329OBJECTION!!

He must have been ignoring me, because I said quite clearly that my internet connection is shit right now and I can't view his Objection links.
Ohhhhh.
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923265OBJECTION!!

... If you disagree with me I'll release these VERY INCRIMINATING PICTURES OF YOU AND THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE WHICH I GOT MY HANDS ON VIA THIS HIDDEN CAMERA WHICH WAS AUTHORIZED BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY


Objection!
That could be any Phoenix Wright.
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:59:16 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923334That could be any Phoenix Wright.

Nope, any other Pheonix Wright would have a smaller penis.

You see, I... I've always fancied you, Pheonix. :o

Fluxworth is always working, never has time to play with me
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 02:00:32 AM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923342Nope, any other Pheonix Wright would have a smaller penis.

You see, I... I've always fancied you, Pheonix. :o

Fluxworth is always working, never has time to play with me
But what about Maya? Daddy needs his oddly over-abundant teenage assistants.
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 02:01:47 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923345But what about Maya? Daddy needs his oddly over-abundant teenage assistants.

Pshhh, who needs her

I want you, Pheonix

Will you... Play cars with me?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 02:06:59 AM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923346Pshhh, who needs her

I want you, Pheonix

Will you... Play cars with me?
Sure :o
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Post by: Sandiskman on July 30, 2007, 02:15:00 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923345But what about Maya? Daddy needs his oddly over-abundant teenage assistants.

How about me?  I must say, I like it in...
the butz?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 02:27:44 AM
Sexual innuendo aside, it seems like we'll have to adjourn 'till the afternoon.
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 09:35:00 AM
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If something smells, it's usually the Butz. With that said, court can now be adjourned.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 09:42:48 AM
I'm posting here to get in on the job.
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 10:04:45 AM
*wakes up*

What did I miss?
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Post by: SockpuppetClock on July 30, 2007, 10:45:27 AM
Quote from: Ogre;923614*wakes up*

What did I miss?
a massive gay orgy
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 10:49:14 AM
Quote from: SockPuppetClock;923638a massive gay orgy

I hope that has nothing to do with why my butt hurts right now.
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 10:52:53 AM
Quote from: Ogre;923641I hope that has nothing to do with why my butt hurts right now.

I don't know about that but I played cars with Marlin :o
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Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 11:05:24 AM
[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?So_Bruce,_how_is_it_being_dead? wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg247.imageshack.us%2Fimg247%2F2241%2Fbruceroman2vb9.png&hash=14cc61ef1052085fe259d6fd6a07d9555bb14c46)
I'm not dead!!! :rip:
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 11:08:25 AM
Quote from: RomanClock;923658[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?So_Bruce,_how_is_it_being_dead? wmode=transparent[/FLASH]

I'm not dead!!! :rip:

Hey Bruce, What does it feel like being ten feet under the ground in a small grody wooden box?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 11:10:05 AM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923665Hey Bruce, What does it feel like being ten feet under the ground in a small grody wooden box?


...its six feet, but I'm only renting.
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 11:11:13 AM
Quote from: RomanClock;923667
...its six feet, but I'm only renting.
Oh you'd like to us to believe you're only renting.
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 11:11:17 AM
Quote from: RomanClock;923667
...its six feet, but I'm only renting.

Ah. The maggots must be annoying, eh?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:31:32 AM
Hey guys, I love this thread.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SockpuppetClock on July 30, 2007, 11:32:11 AM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923646I don't know about that but I played cars with Marlin :o
anal cars
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 11:34:43 AM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923669Ah. The maggots must be annoying, eh?

I clean it regularly, but can we get back to the case?
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 11:34:45 AM
Quote from: Sal Mangonella;923696Hey guys, I love this thread.

Glad you are back.  You didn't get to finish your testimony.
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Post by: Mangosteen Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:40:52 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923200Hold it!!
You're pretty sure? That doesn't sound very convincing.
What about those plates we saw outside?



Yeah, FWIW, we took a break.. ROFL!

But it was only 15 minutes! 15! That's only 13 in Base 12!

Not enough time for someone to say, commit murder in Studio One! LOL!

That's only just enough time to eat a t-bone steak, if you ask me! *steams*
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:42:04 AM
Quote from: Ogre;923701Glad you are back.  You didn't get to finish your testimony.
On that note, I bring to the court's attention yesterday's rebuttal.
Quotepress harder
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923208UHHHHHH is not an answer,
Mr. Mangonella!!!
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 11:43:35 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923708On that note, I bring to the court's attention yesterday's rebuttal.

Dear. God.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:45:43 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923708On that note, I bring to the court's attention yesterday's rebuttal.



Yeah, FWIW, we took a break.. ROFL!

But it was only 15 minutes! 15! That's only 13 in Base 12!

Not enough time for someone to say, commit murder in Studio One! LOL!

That's only just enough time to eat a t-bone steak, if you ask me! *steams*
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 11:46:37 AM
Quote from: Sal Mangonella;923711

Yeah, FWIW, we took a break.. ROFL!

But it was only 15 minutes! 15! That's only 13 in Base 12!

Not enough time for someone to say, commit murder in Studio One! LOL!

That's only just enough time to eat a t-bone steak, if you ask me! *steams*
T-bone Steak?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: LuigiClock on July 30, 2007, 11:47:33 AM
A NEW CASE FOR Mr. WRZIGHT

I needs helps, I gots a case against the feds about sumthin bout my house and these random pitbulls that were found dere. help plskthnx

(jumpin in the middle cause brothas need help when it comes to cases, come on, OJ needed it too!)
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:47:59 AM
Quote from: Sal Mangonella;923704

Yeah, FWIW, we took a break.. ROFL!

But it was only 15 minutes! 15! That's only 13 in Base 12!

Not enough time for someone to say, commit murder in Studio One! LOL!

That's only just enough time to eat a t-bone steak, if you ask me! *steams*

But mister Mangonella, look at this plate.

It seems awful strange for you to eat a t-bone steak....
AS THERE ARE NO BONES HERE!
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Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 11:51:28 AM
Quote from: Berk;923713T-bone Steak?


T as in TERRORIST
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 11:52:42 AM
Quote from: RomanClock;923724
T as in TERRORIST
Terrorist Bones. As in they're made out of metal.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:54:55 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923716
But mister Mangonella, look at this plate.

It seems awful strange for you to eat a t-bone steak....
AS THERE ARE NO BONES HERE!

UHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHH
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:56:30 AM
Quote from: Sal Mangonella;923730
UHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHH
QuotePress Harder.
What did I say last time, Mr. Mangonella?
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:01:59 PM
Quote from: Berk;923727Terrorist Bones. As in they're made out of metal.

Since my previous witness has gone missing, can you take the stand, Mr. Power?
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 12:02:28 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923745Since my previous witness has gone missing, can you take the stand, Mr. Power?
Yes i can.
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:03:30 PM
Quote from: Berk;923746Yes i can.

Good.  Do you recall what happened between the times of 4:00 pm and 4:30 pm on the day of question?
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 12:05:29 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923748Good.  Do you recall what happened between the times of 4:00 pm and 4:30 pm on the day of question?
i was asleep.
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:07:46 PM
Quote from: Berk;923755i was asleep.

And where were you sleeping?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:08:26 PM
Objection!
Relevance?
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Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 12:09:19 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923767Objection!
Relevance?


It could be "near" the victim!
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Post by: The R.O.B. Squad on July 30, 2007, 12:12:35 PM
goldmine...EVENTUALLY!
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:13:06 PM
Quote from: Asteroid Clock;923771goldmine
Please change that post, now.
We're not done here.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:13:41 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923767Objection!
Relevance?

Mr. Powers is well-known for his loud snoring.  If he was sleeping near where the crime was committed, his snoring could have masked the scream made by the victim, giving the murderer more time to hide the body, which would mean that the original time that the murder was committed is earlier than we think.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923774Mr. Powers is well-known for his loud snoring.  If he was sleeping near where the crime was committed, his snoring could have masked the scream made by the victim, giving the murderer more time to hide the body, which would mean that the original time that the murder was committed is earlier than we think.

According to the evidence, the Victim, Mr. Hammer, was stabbed in the chest.
That kind of wound would labor lung functions and fill them with blood, how would there have been a scream to cover up?

(wait, who's my client?)
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Post by: Foam Finger on July 30, 2007, 12:16:33 PM
LIES! ALL LIES!  STOP THE WAR! STOP THE WAR!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:17:23 PM
Quote from: Megatron;923779LIES! ALL LIES!  STOP THE WAR! STOP THE WAR!
If you don't delete that post I hope to god someone cuts you where it really hurts.
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:18:34 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923776
According to the evidence, the Victim, Mr. Hammer, was stabbed in the chest.
That kind of wound would labor lung functions and fill them with blood, how would there have been a scream to cover up?

(wait, who's my client?)

The victim had a fake lung, kind of like a balloon, so when stabbed in the chest, there would have been a quick pop that would alert anyone in earshot unless the sound was muffled.
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Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923782The victim had a fake lung, kind of like a balloon, so when stabbed in the chest, there would have been a quick pop that would alert anyone in earshot unless the sound was muffled.


I do not see any mention of fake lungs in the report...o wait, is this mine?
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:25:02 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;923785
I do not see any mention of fake lungs in the report...o wait, is this mine?

No, its Goatse's.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:25:48 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923782The victim had a fake lung, kind of like a balloon, so when stabbed in the chest, there would have been a quick pop that would alert anyone in earshot unless the sound was muffled.
Objection!
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Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 12:28:11 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923787blah

[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Does_this_affect_the_case? wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?No,_now_let_Mr.Powers_finish. wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:29:10 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923789Objection!

OBJECTION!!
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:31:21 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923793OBJECTION!!
OBJECTION!!!
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:36:27 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923794OBJECTION!!!

OBJECtion...
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Post by: Munglai on July 30, 2007, 12:37:51 PM
HOLD IT!!!

Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;92314218+ NSFW

18+ NSFW
Indisputable evidence that Damon Gantberry, Miles Fluxworth and Treenix Wright are gay for eachother.

I'm glad I chose to be a girl so I can't be gay!



Oh wait-
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:40:29 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923797OBJECtion...
Objection.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 12:43:16 PM
Can we continue the trial already?
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:43:33 PM
Back to the case, these keys were found at the crime scene.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Fevidence%2Fkey.png&hash=d6c7a61276f3192dae88f4907671d6cdc0f1d332)

Do you know what these keys open, Mr. Power?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:44:17 PM
Quote from: Opal;923802Can we continue the trial already?
Awww,
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GUYS TO PUT THE TRANQUILIZER IN HIS STEAK.
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Post by: Exclamation Mark on July 30, 2007, 12:44:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923794OBJECTION!!!

Actually it's physically possible to live with one lung only.


:sherlock:
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Post by: Munglai on July 30, 2007, 12:44:39 PM
OBJECTION!!!!
There's no Maya objection thing on that objection Flash site!!
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:45:53 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;923807OBJECTION!!!!
There's no Maya objection thing on that objection Flash site!!
She's never a lawyer, but I guess she does do it at one point.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 12:46:39 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;923807OBJECTION!!!!
There's no Maya objection thing on that objection Flash site!!

OBJECTION!!!
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Post by: Foam Finger on July 30, 2007, 12:47:08 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923781If you don't delete that post I hope to god someone cuts you where it really hurts.

*sits back in Jury* Sorry, My Patrioticettes was kicking in.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 12:47:42 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923808She's never a lawyer, but I guess she does do it at one point.

NOPE, she only yells hold it, but with no voice.

but that's it..
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:47:43 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;923807OBJECTION!!!!
There's no Maya objection thing on that objection Flash site!!

Only lawyers can say objection, you are a Medium-in-Training, so tough luck.

But if it's any consolation, you can apparently play the trombone.



By the way, where is that little cousin of yours?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:50:02 PM
Quote from: Opal;923809OBJECTION!!!
Okay, now it's offical.
Stop.
Fucking.
Posting.


You're an embarrassment to yourself.
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 12:50:19 PM
Hey guys I just had a great steak, somebody just left it on Opallo's desk! Can you believe th-

*Unconscious*
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Post by: Munglai on July 30, 2007, 12:52:02 PM
OBJECTION!!!
Mediums are totally licensed to say OBJECTION sometimes!!
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:54:31 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923816Hey guys I just had a great steak, somebody just left it on Opallo's desk! Can you believe th-

*Unconscious*

Can we get a medic in here?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SockpuppetClock on July 30, 2007, 12:55:16 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923819Can we get a medic in here?
DON'T WORRY SIR I'M AN EXPERT AT MEDICAL THINGS...

OK NO I'M NOT :(:(:(
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 12:55:46 PM
Just have someone slap him.
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Post by: Munglai on July 30, 2007, 12:58:35 PM
I could do some kind of weird ritual represented by locks or hamburgers or something.
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 12:58:57 PM
Looks like Mr. Power also went under.  That was counterproductive.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:00:46 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923825Looks like Mr. Power also went under.  That was counterproductive.
I think someone's trying to sabotage our case, Winsling :sherlock:
I call Officer Meekins to the stand.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 01:03:25 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923821Just have someone slap him.

Ok I'm back whut I miss, HOLY MOTHEROFANIGUANASHIT!!!
 
WHAT IS THAT FINE UPSTANDING CITIZEN DOING ON THE FLOOR IN MY OFFICE!!!?!?!?!
 
There can be only TWO explainations..
 
1) he passed out on an acid trip..
 
or 2) He ate some beef that had been tempered with and put into my desk...
 
AND THERE ARE ONLY TWO explainations for that!
 
1) some idiot thought I would actually eat something randomly placed in my desk..(whoa look at that candy sitting in the lamp!!)
 
2) It was an elaborate scheme to assasinate me and the president by distracting me with a steak...medium rare...
 
ERGO!!!
 
I DRAW ONE CONCLUSION!!
 
The mastermind is asian....WHO HERE IS JAPANESE!?!?!
 
let me say that again, ANATAWA NINJING GA-DES?!?!?!
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:04:53 PM
Quote from: Opal;923831Ok I'm back whut I miss, HOLY MOTHEROFANIGUANASHIT!!!
 
WHAT IS THAT FINE UPSTANDING CITIZEN DOING ON THE FLOOR IN MY OFFICE!!!?!?!?!
 
There can be only TWO explainations..
 
1) he passed out on an acid trip..
 
or 2) He ate some beef that had been tempered with and put into my desk...
 
AND THERE ARE ONLY TWO explainations for that!
 
1) some idiot thought I would actually eat something randomly placed in my desk..(whoa look at that candy sitting in the lamp!!)
 
2) It was an elaborate scheme to assasinate me and the president by distracting me with a steak...medium rare...
 
ERGO!!!
 
I DRAW ONE CONCLUSION!!
 
The mastermind is asian....WHO HERE IS JAPANESE!?!?!
 
let me say that again, ANATAWA NINJING GA-DES?!?!?!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?
STOP.
FUCKING.
POSTING.

[/U]
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:05:36 PM
Quote from: Opal;923831Ok I'm back whut I miss, HOLY MOTHEROFANIGUANASHIT!!!
 
WHAT IS THAT FINE UPSTANDING CITIZEN DOING ON THE FLOOR IN MY OFFICE!!!?!?!?!
 
There can be only TWO explainations..
 
1) he passed out on an acid trip..
 
or 2) He ate some beef that had been tempered with and put into my desk...
 
AND THERE ARE ONLY TWO explainations for that!
 
1) some idiot thought I would actually eat something randomly placed in my desk..(whoa look at that candy sitting in the lamp!!)
 
2) It was an elaborate scheme to assasinate me and the president by distracting me with a steak...medium rare...
 
ERGO!!!
 
I DRAW ONE CONCLUSION!!
 
The mastermind is asian....WHO HERE IS JAPANESE!?!?!
 
let me say that again, ANATAWA NINJING GA-DES?!?!?!

I may be unconscious, but that doesn't mean I will allow you to post like that in my presence. Begone, foul demon!!
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 01:06:37 PM
Lets state for the record that all outbursts from Opallo should not be acknowledged unless the prosecution or the defense deems it necessary on the grounds that he is an ignoramus.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923833I WHISTLED FOR A CAB ETC

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!?!
 
I AM ACTING JUST AS POSITIVELY AS ANY OF YOU, AND I HAVE NO BEEF WITH YOU ANYWAY.
 
STOP TRYING TO KICK ME OUT, I LOVE THIS AS MUCH AS YOU. LET'S CONTINUE.
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:07:21 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923836Lets state for the record that all outbursts from Opallo should not be acknowledged unless the prosecution or the defense deems it necessary.

I second this from my current unconscious state.
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Post by: Exclamation Mark on July 30, 2007, 01:08:41 PM
Quick, I have a idea!

Someone get me a shotglass of water and ALOT of salt!
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 01:08:53 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923836Lets state for the record that all outbursts from Opallo should not be acknowledged unless the prosecution or the defense deems it necessary on the grounds that he is an ignoramus.

I'm sorry prosecution..
 
It's just the fact that my finger is so small compared to Phoenix and miles and even mia..
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:09:29 PM
Quote from: Opal;923845I'm sorry prosecution..
 
It's just the fact that my finger is so small compared to Phoenix and miles and even mia..

*Unconsciously*

And me asshole
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Post by: SockpuppetClock on July 30, 2007, 01:09:47 PM
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ummmm... now what sir? :o
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 01:10:22 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923840I second this from my current unconscious state.

Oh right, your still out of it.  Hmm, I have no choice.









I will perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:11:06 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923849Oh right, your still out of it.  Hmm, I have no choice.









I will perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

*Totally still unconscious*

Fuck yes please
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:12:13 PM
Okay, officer Meekins, tell us what you saw.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 01:13:06 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923849Oh right, your still out of it. Hmm, I have no choice.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I will perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

There's no way he'll respond, we've already tried desperate, risky and very effective procedures..(slapping)...He will probably only respond to mouth to anus resuscitation...in his present state of course....I'll make sure it doesn't go on any records..(Kiddo in the green, get your camera) ANY VOLUNTEERS??!
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 01:15:27 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923850*Totally still unconscious*

Fuck yes please

BUT FIRST!  30 CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!!
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:16:10 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923857BUT FIRST!  30 CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!!

*More Unconsciousness*

.. Kinky
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Post by: SockpuppetClock on July 30, 2007, 01:16:59 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923853Okay, officer Meekins, tell us what you saw.

I saw... umm.... let me think...

Oh! I heard someone calling for a medic, and because I want to be loved, I geuss I just tried to be a medic. :o

I failed miserably though. :(
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 01:17:34 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923859*More Unconsciousness*
 
.. Kinky

WE NEED A PROFESSIONAL!!
 
OLGA GET IN HERE!!
 
(she's won Iron Woman competition of Ukraine five times in a row, you know..)
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 01:18:15 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923859*More Unconsciousness*

.. Kinky

..28...29...30

Opening the airway to check for anything blocking the airway.

GASP!  What's this?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:18:33 PM
Quote from: SockPuppetClock;923862
I failed miserably though. :(

What did you do on this route to failure?
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:18:44 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923866..28...29...30

Opening the airway to check for anything blocking the airway.

GASP!  What's this?

TRANQUILIZAR?!
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Post by: SockpuppetClock on July 30, 2007, 01:20:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923867
What did you do on this route to failure?
I didn't do anything, because I didn't know how to be a medic. :(
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923868TRANQUILIZAR?!

O dear, I can't touch that.  Better put on a glove:

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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:23:33 PM
Quote from: SockPuppetClock;923871I didn't do anything, because I didn't know how to be a medic. :(
*Hmmm, doesn't look like I'm going to get anything out of this one*

That's enough, Meekins.
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 01:26:15 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923881*Hmmm, doesn't look like I'm going to get anything out of this one*

That's enough, Meekins.

Ok, Now that Toyota's all better, I'll cross examine the witness.

Arn't police officers suppose to have basic training in first aid as a requirement?
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 01:26:19 PM
Quote from: SockPuppetClock;923862
 
 
Oh! I heard someone calling for a medic, and because I want to be loved, I geuss I just tried to be a medic. :o
 

HOLD IT!!
 
You Distinctly said you were "Trying" to be medic,
 
Usually doing "Nothing" Isn't "trying"
 
So Mr. Sock, what did you "Try" to do?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:27:24 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923886Ok, Now that Toyota's all better, I'll cross examine the witness.

Arn't police officers suppose to have basic training in first aid as an requirement?
Objection!
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 01:29:29 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923890Objection!

Woops silly me. :o  Thank you.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 01:30:18 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923890Objection!

MASTER! Please do not make these useless outbursts, I'm sure the non-existant Judge would mind!!
 
You might get penelized!!
 
(I'll try harder too master.)
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:31:40 PM
Thanks, Winsling.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 01:33:13 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923902Thanks, Winsling.

Damn, ah well...I guess If you're ALL BETTER you won't need "special" treatment from super pretty magical girl Miniku...
 
And olga doesn't exist it was a joke. hahahha.
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Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 01:34:14 PM
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[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Oh_wait,_I'm_still_in_th_courtroom! wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:34:36 PM
The defense calls Detective Bruce Roman to the stand,
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 01:34:50 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923902Thanks, Winsling.

No problem.  I was glad to -BEEP BEEP-

Oh crap, I have a meeting to go to now, can you be a doll and finish cross examining the witness for me?

I have to go to work in real life, be back later
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 01:35:31 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923915No problem. I was glad to -BEEP BEEP-
 
Oh crap, I have a meeting to go to now, can you be a doll and finish cross examining the witness for me?
 
I have to go to work in real life, be back later

Don't we all have jobs? I g2g be back later..
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Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 01:35:46 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;923911The defense calls Detective Bruce Roman to the stand,


Ok, I'm here.
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:37:56 PM
Quote from: Ogre;923915No problem.  I was glad to -BEEP BEEP-

Oh crap, I have a meeting to go to now, can you be a doll and finish cross examining the witness for me?

I have to go to work in real life, be back later

Of course.

On to business, the defendant is guilty. Period. Case Closed.
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 01:41:35 PM
Oh dear, I'm afraid I'll have to be going now. Apparently some hoodlums vandalized my home

*Must play Garry's Mod*
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 01:59:56 PM
Court will take a recess.
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Post by: Munglai on July 30, 2007, 02:17:36 PM
OBJECTION!!
You guys aren't acknowledging me enough.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 02:31:41 PM
[Taking dibs on Godot]
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 02:41:03 PM
I'm sorry i fell asleep it was boring me.
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 02:41:34 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;923988OBJECTION!!
You guys aren't acknowledging me enough.
You look shocked.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 02:42:44 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;923988OBJECTION!!
You guys aren't acknowledging me enough.
That's because you spend too much time eating burgers instead of cooking them.
For me.
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 02:55:23 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924026That's because you spend too much time eating burgers instead of cooking them.
For me.
Can you blame her you're a jerk Marlin.
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on July 30, 2007, 02:57:37 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924026That's because you spend too much time eating burgers instead of cooking them.
For me.

*Placeholding Godot*

You should be glad you still got her, Wright. I never trusted you anyway.
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Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 02:59:10 PM
Quote from: The Great Khali;924065*Placeholding Godot*


HEY, Fuck you.
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Post by: Foam Finger on July 30, 2007, 02:59:44 PM
Hey, i found a undercooked burger under my seat. Does it belong to any of you?
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 03:00:29 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;924069HEY, Fuck you.
Take it anyway his avatar makes me cry.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 03:03:27 PM
*Glare*
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 03:06:41 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924078*Glare*
I'm sorry but those face muscles under your suit aint nothin' compared to mine.
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 03:15:18 PM
Quote from: Berk;924088I'm sorry but those face muscles under your suit aint nothin' compared to mine.

I have beautiful muscular man breasts from swimming.
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 03:16:20 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924116I have beautiful muscular man breasts from swimming.
I challenge you to a swimming competition, and to be fair i will swim to ireland, then we will swim to england, then we will travel to the edge of england, and swim to france. Then back. Then to Ireland. And then i'll swim home.
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 03:17:16 PM
Quote from: Berk;924117I challenge you to a swimming competition, and to be fair i will swim to ireland, then we will swim to england, then we will travel to the edge of england, and swim to france. Then back. Then to Ireland. And then i'll swim home.

*laughs and claps*






*glare*
You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 03:19:01 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924121*glare*
You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
I do, i'm getting you into a prime time trivolt high class swimfest.
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on July 30, 2007, 03:19:33 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;924069HEY, Fuck you.

O fuck I didn't see that.

Nevermind
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 03:24:44 PM
Quote from: Berk;924125I do, i'm getting you into a prime time trivolt high class swimfest.

Try not to break down to tears when I pulverise you.

*Laughs and claps*
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 03:25:47 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924140Try not to break down to tears when I pulverise you.

*Laughs and claps*
We should get more people to join in.
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 03:26:08 PM
As well as my hairstyle is way better.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 03:27:47 PM
Quote from: Berk;924142As well as my hairstyle is way better.
Objection!
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 03:32:27 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924145Objection!
!!!
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 03:34:35 PM
Quote from: Berk;924153!!!
Objection!
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Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 03:35:41 PM
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That was an easy cross examination.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 03:36:17 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;924165
That was an easy cross examination.
There's no prosecutor :l
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 03:36:20 PM
Your hair is better than mine? HA! Should have stayed under the mask ugly!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 03:37:52 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924162Objection!
---
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 03:40:28 PM
Quote from: Berk;924176---
Objection.
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 03:43:35 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924183Objection.
Edn.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 03:49:10 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;923929Oh dear, I'm afraid I'll have to be going now. Apparently some hoodlums vandalized my home
 
*Must play Garry's Mod*

YOU PALY GARRY'S MOD???
 
WHAT'S YOUR STEAM ACCOUNT??
 
I mean..uh...let's continue..
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 03:50:25 PM
Quote from: Opal;924202YOU PALY GARRY'S MOD???
 
WHAT'S YOUR STEAM ACCOUNT??
 
I mean..uh...let's continue..
No i'm not having this moron in my courtroom.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 03:51:16 PM
Quote from: Berk;924191Edn.
Whatever.
I beat a con-artist, and I'm bad?
(just ignore him)
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 03:54:58 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924209Whatever.
I beat a con-artist, and I'm bad?

UBJECKTSHUN!!
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Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 03:55:05 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924168There's no prosecutor :l


Then why are we here??? Is this some kind of lawyer party?
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 03:55:27 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;924215
Then why are we here??? Is this some kind of lawyer party?

Indeed it seems that way..
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 03:56:18 PM
Everybody who talks after this is entered into our swimming race.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 03:57:11 PM
Quote from: Berk;924220Everybody who talks after this is entered into our swimming race.

TONIGHT, WE SWIM IN HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

lemme get my speed trunks on..
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 03:58:30 PM
The spikes help my hydrodynamics.
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 03:59:06 PM
*Glare*
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 03:59:20 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924224The spikes help my hydrodynamics.
Your wimpy build doesn't however.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 04:00:22 PM
Quote from: Berk;924226Your wimpy build doesn't however.
Swimmers aren't well built, they focus on leg strength to push them faster.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 04:00:31 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924224The spikes help my hydrodynamics.

REAL objection..
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 04:02:01 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924228Swimmers aren't well built, they focus on leg strength to push them faster.
Since when are christians swimming experts?

Edit: oh right Noah's ark.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 04:02:49 PM
Quote from: Berk;924233Since when are christians swimming experts?
 
Edit: oh right Noah's ark.

OBJECTION!!!
NOAH IS A JEW
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 04:04:48 PM
Quote from: Berk;924233Since when are christians swimming experts?

Edit: oh right Noah's ark.
What does that have to do with anything?
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 04:05:59 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924238What does that have to do with anything?
Swimming.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 04:06:39 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924238What does that have to do with anything?

Indeed, my master is right..
 
Let's get back to the murder trial..shall we?
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 04:06:52 PM
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Swimming is awesome!
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 04:07:56 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924246

Swimming is awesome!
Which is your favourite stroke?
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 04:09:07 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924246
 
Swimming is awesome!


 
Oh it is isn't it?
 
Hmm..I see no contradictions here..
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 04:09:34 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924246

Swimming is awesome!

How awesome?
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Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 04:10:44 PM
You obviously haven't had a court in hell.
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 04:10:49 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924250
How awesome?

Oh my..I just thought it neccesary to say to the court that when my master said that I got a mini heart attack amongst other things...
(did anyone else?)
Please continue.
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 04:11:12 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924250
How awesome?

Well, it's quite awesome. I would rate it a 6.8 on the awesome scale.
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 04:12:02 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924254Well, it's quite awesome. I would rate it a 6.8 on the awesome scale.
I thought the awesome scale went up to 5.0
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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 04:11:58 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924254Well, it's quite awesome. I would rate it a 6.8 on the awesome scale.

HOLD IT!!

6.8 out of what?
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Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 04:12:46 PM
Quote from: Berk;924256I thought the awesome scale went up to 5.0
Not even quite
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Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 04:14:14 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;924258Not even quite
DigitalClockFace :(
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 04:14:20 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924254Well, it's quite awesome. I would rate it a 6.8 on the awesome scale.
Please ammend this and any related info in your testimony.
Quote from: Berk;924261DigitalClockFace :(
It's very suited for his character.
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Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 04:14:56 PM
Quote from: Berk;924261DigitalClockFace :(

You inferior scum

(would you put an analog in the shiny metal with red thing?)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: Berk;924261DigitalClockFace :(

On a scale of one to 5 on the awesome scale..(the unofficial scale)
 
I give his avatar a nine.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2007, 04:16:06 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;924263You inferior scum
i  will punch you right in the number 8
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: Opal;924257HOLD IT!!

6.8 out of what?

The Awesome scale is not out of anything, but based on how awesome each number is. 6 and 8 happen to be the most awesome numbers, therefore 6.8 is a superb score.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 04:29:15 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924270The Awesome scale is not out of anything, but based on how awesome each number is. 6 and 8 happen to be the most awesome numbers, therefore 6.8 is a superb score.
How about 403? Its a popular number.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 04:35:16 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;924289How about 403? Its a popular number.

*Glare*











*laugh and claps*
It has to be x.x , no double or triple digits you fool. And 4 and 3 are horrific numbers
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 04:36:36 PM
Hold it!
7.5?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Munglai on July 30, 2007, 04:37:16 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Frips%2Fwitness-testimony.gif&hash=14c479ec87c7fef9089d50551c60802c4019b32b)

It was Monday night at about 8pm.

Me and Nick were at the swimming pool.

I told him to dive in but he was too scared so I totally pushed him.

He fell in and splashed about and almost drowned so I threw him a life preserver.

Then his speedos fell off and I laughed at him and then ate some hamburgers.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924306Hold it!
7.5?

OBJECTION

What does this number have to do with the current case. Wait, what is the current case?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 04:38:21 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924303*Glare*











*laugh and claps*
It has to be x.x , no double or triple digits you fool. And 4 and 3 are horrific numbers

then how about 4.03
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 04:40:16 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;924308
 
It was Monday night at about 8pm.
 
Me and Nick were at the swimming pool.
 
I told him to dive in but he was too scared so I totally pushed him.
 
He fell in and splashed about and almost drowned so I threw him a life preserver.
 
Then his speedos fell off and I laughed at him and then ate some hamburgers.

HOLD IT!!
 
Nicki wears speedo??
 
and what kind of hamburgers?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 04:40:40 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;924308

It was Monday night at about 8pm.

Me and Nick were at the swimming pool.

I told him to dive in but he was too scared so I totally pushed him.

He fell in and splashed about and almost drowned so I threw him a life preserver.

Then his speedos fell off and I laughed at him and then ate some hamburgers.


Why didn't you invite me?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 04:41:27 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;924308

It was Monday night at about 8pm.

Me and Nick were at the swimming pool.

I told him to dive in but he was too scared so I totally pushed him.

He fell in and splashed about and almost drowned so I threw him a life preserver.

Then his speedos fell off and I laughed at him and then ate some hamburgers.
Objection!
I know you didn't laugh.
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924313OBJECTION

What does this number have to do with the current case. Wait, what is the current case?
Swimming is being charged with murder.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 04:41:57 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Frips%2Fani-gallery.gif&hash=36b14f29908f5f92116785bda4b7b5c764fed32d)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 04:42:02 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924320
 
Why didn't you invite me?

 

 
Because you either 1) don't like hamburgers
 
or 2) They think you're a big perv..for some reason..
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Munglai on July 30, 2007, 04:42:15 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924320

Why didn't you invite me?

Nick doesn't like you.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 04:43:25 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;924328Nick doesn't like you.

jeeze yeah for like..trying to get him arrested and stuff..
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 04:44:49 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;924328Nick doesn't like you.

Ah, that Wrightey, couldn't stand losing to me in a swim off obviously.

*laughs and claps*
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 04:45:46 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924332Ah, that Wrightey, couldn't stand losing to me in a swim off obviously.

*laughs and claps*
And you couldn't stand that I get all the ladies while you just get older.
(seriously, isn't he more than twice his age?)

Also, it's Wrighto.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;924308

It was Monday night at about 8pm.

Me and Nick were at the swimming pool.

I told him to dive in but he was too scared so I totally pushed him.

He fell in and splashed about and almost drowned so I threw him a life preserver.

Then his speedos fell off and I laughed at him and then ate some hamburgers.




What kind of hamburgers are you talking about?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Munglai on July 30, 2007, 04:48:37 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;924337


What kind of hamburgers are you talking about?

What?! There's more than one kind of hamburger?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 04:49:04 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;924333And you couldn't stand that I get all the ladies while you just get older.
(seriously, isn't he more than twice his age?)

All the ladies? She's 15 years old!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 04:51:24 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924348All the ladies? She's 15 years old!
18.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 04:55:13 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;924345What?! There's more than one kind of hamburger?

Oh don't play smart with me, you know the difference between a Heresford burger and an ANGUS burger!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 30, 2007, 05:14:27 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;92435718.

You better pray she's that old, Pheonix.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Munglai on July 30, 2007, 05:22:38 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;924367Oh don't play smart with me, you know the difference between a Heresford burger and an ANGUS burger!

Sorry, sir, I grew up in some kind of wacky magic village.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 05:34:08 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;924424You better pray she's that old, Pheonix.
Just check your Court Record.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 06:04:17 PM
Quote from: Berk;924220Everybody who talks after this is entered into our swimming race.

Can I use floaties?  I have trouble with swimming.

Quote from: Munglaya Fey;924345What?! There's more than one kind of hamburger?

I like beer burgers myself.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Sandiskman on July 30, 2007, 07:07:21 PM
I wish I could deduce and jump to conclusions like all the ace attorneys.
But no, I just have to stand here and remind everyone that if something smells it's usually me.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 07:08:56 PM
Harry Butz isn't it? Nice T-shirt.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 07:10:18 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924646Harry Butz isn't it? Nice T-shirt.


Damon GAYberry
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 07:14:11 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;924651
Damon GAYberry

OBJECTION

Bruce shittyavatarman
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 07:16:03 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924665OBJECTION

Bruce shittyavatarman

You can't kill me again.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 30, 2007, 07:20:02 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;924673
You can't kill me again.

All evidence points to Lana Skye!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FlavorClock on July 30, 2007, 07:20:25 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg441.imageshack.us%2Fimg441%2F6075%2Fstarrsteaknh7.gif&hash=30da482114594317af9c0fab7825751f6171b758)

Who ordered the totally-not-suspicious-looking and definitely-not-poisoned steak platter?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 07:20:37 PM
Quote from: FlavorClock;924692

Who ordered the totally-not-suspicious-looking and definitely-not-poisoned steak platter?

Damn straight
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 07:28:01 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;924690All evidence points to Lana Skye!


I saw you kill me.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Munglai on July 30, 2007, 08:15:09 PM
HOLD IT!

I just realised everyone has a clock on their Phoenix Wright character besides me.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 08:29:15 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;924794HOLD IT!

I just realised everyone has a clock on their Phoenix Wright character besides me.

Its on your boobs.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Munglai on July 30, 2007, 08:40:18 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;924809Its on your boobs.

OBJECTION!!
Stop smiling like that!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 08:46:58 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;924831OBJECTION!!
Stop smiling like that!

OBJECTION!!
 
He can smile if he wants, I'm keeping my mean person induced frown..
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 30, 2007, 08:53:53 PM
Oh my god this fad....


Wow.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 08:57:11 PM
Thread delivers almost as much as "Opal is the new furry"
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 09:08:12 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;924859Oh my god this FAD....


Wow.




Quote from: RomanClock;923658[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?So_Bruce,_how_is_it_being_dead? wmode=transparent[/FLASH]

I'm not dead!!! :rip:

Quote from: Ogre;923206Ahh yes.  You have been known as the "Cough-Up Queen" due to your impressive ability to make people confess. (Among other "abilities" hehehe)  Can you tell us who was murdered and, more importantly, who the murderer was?

Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;922889That's it pal, you're going down town!!




Quote from: Sal Mangonella;923204UHHH UHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHh



That's it!  I know who the murderer is!

That sick man...
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 30, 2007, 09:13:24 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;924794HOLD IT!

I just realised everyone has a clock on their Phoenix Wright character besides me.

I don't.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 09:19:49 PM
Allow me to explain:

We have three detectives here, one that dresses in white that everyone wants dead (Bruce Roman), the attractive and seductive one (Flangel Starr) and the shaggy one with the dog (Dick Gemshoe).  Do these traits seem familiar to anyone else?  Here's a hint:

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sdway.com%2Fimg%2Fgang001a.jpg&hash=26e82180c588d2ff4e25460fedff2f46883c450d)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 30, 2007, 09:21:42 PM
Quote from: Ogre;924904Allow me to explain:

We have three detectives here, one that dresses in white that everyone wants dead (Bruce Roman), the attractive and seductive one (Flangel Starr) and the shaggy one with the dog (Dick Gemshoe).  Do these traits seem familiar to anyone else?  Here's a hint:


Oh my!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: AMPEEEM on July 30, 2007, 09:23:00 PM
Tree actually kind of looks like Pheonix Wright. Right in the eyes
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 09:34:37 PM
Quote from: Ogre;924904one that dresses in white that everyone wants dead (Bruce Roman)

Nobody wants me dead!!! (Other than Damon GAYberry) Plus he already killed me.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 09:38:13 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;924942
Nobody wants me dead!!! (Other than Damon GAYberry) Plus he already killed me.

Sorry I miss phrased that.  I meant to say that you, like Fred, is generally ignored by those in this courtroom, no offense.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 09:47:09 PM
Quote from: Ogre;924949Sorry I miss phrased that.  I meant to say that you, like Fred, is generally ignored by those in this courtroom, no offense.


I thought I was just sneaky.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 09:51:17 PM
Anyways, what is missing from our current situation to make it nearly parallel to the situation of this classic cartoon?

Any guesses?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Ogre;924971Anyways, what is missing from our current situation to make it nearly parallel to the situation of this classic cartoon?

Any guesses?
[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Stupid_theme_song,_plot,_&_merchandise. wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 09:56:49 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;924974[flash]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Stupid_theme_song_plot_+_merchandising. wmode=transparent[/flash]

me...OR FUNKY 70'S MOOSIC WHEN WE RUN AROUND LIKE IDIOTS THROUGH SOME ABANDONED HOUSE!!
 
oh and we haven't caught any bad guys yet..
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 10:10:43 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;924859Oh my god this fad....


Wow.
And it's all thanks to us.

I must be the one keeping this thread alive, less than two pages in the four hours I was at work.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 10:11:39 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925007And it's all thanks to us.

I must be the one keeping this thread alive, less than two pages in the four hours I was at work.

I could've kept it going but I was offline actually playing the game lmao
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 10:19:02 PM
Well you're here now, and Swimming didn't murder Jogging, damn it.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on July 30, 2007, 10:19:39 PM
What is this shit.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: ElementsClock;925027What is this shit.
Golden.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 10:44:31 PM
Objection.

Silence in the courtroom, why?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 10:47:01 PM
I'm waiting for people to answer my question I presented correctly.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 10:50:35 PM
Quote from: Ogre;925087I'm waiting for people to answer my question I presented correctly.

Please repeat the question for those not present at the time of initial asking.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 10:52:01 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;925091Please repeat the question for those not present at the time of initial asking.

Very well.

Quote from: Ogre;924904Allow me to explain:

We have three detectives here, one that dresses in white that everyone wants dead (Bruce Roman), the attractive and seductive one (Flangel Starr) and the shaggy one with the dog (Dick Gemshoe).  Do these traits seem familiar to anyone else?  Here's a hint:


Quote from: Ogre;924971Anyways, what is missing from our current situation to make it nearly parallel to the situation of this classic cartoon?

Any guesses?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 10:55:33 PM
We're missing a smart, geeky one that actually knows what the hell they're doing!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 30, 2007, 10:56:15 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;925105We're missing a smart, geeky one that actually knows what the hell they're doing!

Mia Fey.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 10:58:32 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;925107Mia Fey.



Geeky? I THINK NOT YOUR HONOR.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 30, 2007, 11:01:11 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;925113

Geeky? I THINK NOT YOUR HONOR.

BOOBIEZ!!!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:01:35 PM
Penny Nichols?
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Fmugshots%2Fpenny.png&hash=d3396feb5fc50f555140319eef67e5f7c7da8161)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:04:17 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;925116BOOBIEZ!!!
Heheheh...
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 11:04:19 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925117Penny Nichols?

Now this makes more sense.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 30, 2007, 11:04:47 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg247.imageshack.us%2Fimg247%2F2241%2Fbruceroman2vb9.png&hash=14cc61ef1052085fe259d6fd6a07d9555bb14c46)(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg247.imageshack.us%2Fimg247%2F2241%2Fbruceroman2vb9.png&hash=14cc61ef1052085fe259d6fd6a07d9555bb14c46)
GOTTA SPLIT LOLOLOL


[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Lame wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 11:06:34 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;925105We're missing a smart, geeky one that actually knows what the hell they're doing!

Very good.  Now there are people out there who cannot tell the difference between fantasy and reality, and would actually be upset with this incomplete set.  So there are people would go so far to make it complete this "set" that they would murder someone and try and solve the very murder they committed, where that person would believe that s/he is a detective, which would give him/her the right to become Velma and join "the gang" of detectives.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: DeadTreeClock on July 30, 2007, 11:07:36 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;925121Now this makes more sense.

OBJECTION.

Not a detective. Does not know what she's doing.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:09:23 PM
Quote from: Treenix Wright;925130OBJECTION.

Not a detective. Does not know what she's doing.
Maggey Byrd?

That's the closest thing to a detective.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 11:11:58 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925132Maggey Byrd?

That's the closest thing to a detective.

The reason I did not specify a gender is because it is possible that the murderer would want to change their gender, i.e.:

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:17:11 PM
Quote from: Ogre;925140The reason I did not specify a gender is because it is possible that the murderer would want to change their gender, i.e.:


Objection!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 11:19:26 PM
ZOINKS
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 11:27:17 PM
The question was, however, who would be the victim?  Then someone accidentally broke these glasses:

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Fevidence%2Fbroken%2520glasses.png&hash=383468a372c7903ba601f742fdbd8730bff6e0fe)

These glasses look like the exact same model that Velma uses.  The murderer was devastated, and in a fit of fan-obsessed rage, identified the target: the man who broke these glasses.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:28:03 PM
Quote from: Ogre;925179The question was, however, who would be the victim?  Then someone accidentally broke these glasses:



These glasses look like the exact same model that Velma uses.  The target was identified: the man who broke these glasses.
So Velma was murdered?
Who's the accused?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 11:31:32 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925182So Velma was murdered?
Who's the accused?

Think.  Who constantly wanted to steal the spotlight, had an obsessive nature, and wanted to be loved as Velma did?

I accuse Opallo for the murder of the victim.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:32:00 PM
Quote from: Ogre;925187Think.  Who constantly wanted to steal the spotlight, had an obsessive nature, and wanted to be loved as Velma did?

I accuse Opallo for the murder of the victim.
I ain't touchin' dat.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 11:33:57 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925189I ain't touchin' dat.

Very well, case closed, court adjourned, let's go swimming.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 11:35:01 PM
Quote from: Ogre;925195Very well, case closed, court adjourned, let's go swimming.

How do you know your trunks are ready?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:34:57 PM
Quote from: Ogre;925195Very well, case closed, court adjourned, let's go swimming.
Swimming's still on trial for the murder of Jogging.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 11:35:11 PM
Quote from: Ogre;925195Very well, case closed, court adjourned, let's go swimming.

Can we swim naked?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 30, 2007, 11:35:27 PM
Quote from: Ogre;925195Very well, case closed, court adjourned, let's go swimming.

I adjourn court silly!

Court adjourned! *BANG*

Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;925201Can we swim naked?
It is preferred.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 11:35:59 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;925199How do you know your trunks are ready?

Skinny dipping, silly!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:37:02 PM
Quote from: Ogre;925204Skinny dipping!
What the?
You and your edit magic.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 11:39:23 PM
Naked courtroom
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 11:40:31 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925207I love Winsling's sweaty banana hammock.

Abra Kadabra!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:40:32 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;925215Naked courtroom
Good thing Justice is blind with Payne around :rolleyes:
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 11:42:52 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925221Good thing Justice is blind with Payne around :rolleyes:

Wanna see me do a cartwheel?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:44:27 PM
Quote from: Ogre;925226Wanna see me do a cartwheel?
Think about the children, we're not in Japan.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 11:46:19 PM
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Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:47:10 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;925238
Hold it.
We still need the NC-17 rating.
With that all we can do is be more suggestive about it and show the people actually getting murdered.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 30, 2007, 11:48:29 PM
Oh shit we've been re-rated.

I suppose this means more murders occurring in the courtroom and more Maya blowing the judge gfghflnlknmk not NC-17 yet.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: buttplug on July 30, 2007, 11:50:52 PM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;925252Oh shit we've been re-rated.

I suppose this means more murders occurring in the courtroom and more Maya blowing the judge gfghflnlknmk not NC-17 yet.

She says I taste like hamburgers!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:51:43 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;925264She says I taste like hamburgers!
That would be Maya.
ewwww...
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 11:54:03 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;925264She says I taste like hamburgers!

I can't figure out what I taste like!  Someone help please!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 30, 2007, 11:54:22 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;925264She says I taste like hamburgers!


Quote from: Ogre;925272I can't figure out what I taste like!  Someone help please!
Your taste is so boring you make chalk smooth like oreos.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:54:55 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;925274
That has to be the greatest Ace Attorney picture ever.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 11:55:29 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;925274

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Post by: OpalClock on July 30, 2007, 11:56:28 PM
lolroflmao.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 30, 2007, 11:57:52 PM
Quote from: Opal;925278lolroflmao.

Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Sandiskman on July 30, 2007, 11:59:19 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.circuitcity.com%2Fimage%2FLook_and_learn%2FMovies_Music_and_Games%2Fesrb_rating-AO.gif&hash=2b82e11b01c9398cba89c2b16023249ef93eaafc)
Uh-oh!  This looks bad for our Ace Attorney Heroes!
Tune in Tuesday for law filled fun!
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 30, 2007, 11:59:55 PM
Quote from: Sandy Butz;925285
Uh-oh!  This looks bad for our Ace Attorney Heroes!
Tune in Tuesday for law filled fun!
Dammit, Winsling.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on July 31, 2007, 12:00:06 AM
Quote from: TequilaClock;925274

Yours and Marlin's posts are gonna be really weird when Buttplug changes his avatar
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 12:01:02 AM
Quote from: Miles Fluxworth;925287Yours and Marlin's posts are gonna be really weird when Buttplug changes his avatar
All the better.
I know I ain't changin' mine for a while, though.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 12:01:55 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925286Dammit, Winsling.

What?  I love the feeling of a breeze on my privates.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: FlavorClock on July 31, 2007, 12:05:05 AM
The case is solved? Then it's time for Scooby Snacks!
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg402.imageshack.us%2Fimg402%2F3849%2Fscoobyfk7.png&hash=8f8a2c54a4b8610af479acf39770440f9e39d4c4)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 12:06:29 AM
Quote from: FlavorClock;925297The case is solved? Then it's time for Scooby Snacks!
The only dog food even hippies can appreciate.
*When they're on weed*
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 12:18:13 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925288All the better.
I know I ain't changin' mine for a while, though.

Same, it took a while for me to make.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 31, 2007, 12:19:04 AM
Mine could be better, I just gave the skin my flas color and a digital clock
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Post by: FlavorClock on July 31, 2007, 12:35:22 AM
I'm keeping my avy like this for a while too, because it's full of Capcom-spritey goodness and boobies.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 12:44:38 AM
I'm going to go get a head start in the swimming competition.  See ya!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 12:47:09 AM
Quote from: Ogre;925383I'm going to go get a head start in the swimming competition.  See ya!
No fair, your tiny penis reduces friction.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 12:48:28 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925392No fair, your tiny penis reduces friction.

Then you better get a head start too if you wanna keep up.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 12:49:46 AM
Piece of cake, I got the Eye of the Fish.
Literally, I never took that out of my .fla or anything.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 01:37:08 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925401Piece of cake, I got the Eye of the Fish.
Literally, I never took that out of my .fla or anything.
Your head will make you go off to find food rather than swim in the whole thing.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TequilaClock on July 31, 2007, 01:42:18 AM
You shits better not start without me.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 01:52:21 AM
Quote from: TequilaClock;925462You shits better not start without me.
There's nobody here ready to start.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 01:52:42 AM
Quote from: Berk;925454Your head will make you go off to find food rather than swim in the whole thing.
Don't worry, that's why I devised this.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 01:53:21 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925472Don't worry, that's why I devised this.
Hahaha, oh man that's smart.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 02:15:01 AM
Geez, since when did Radiotube and Flux jump above me in the post-count?
They're tied, too, that's weird O_o
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 02:15:58 AM
Phoenix Wright Roleplaying is smart.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 02:21:20 AM
Quote from: Berk;925496Phoenix Wright Roleplaying is smart.
Objection!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 02:22:24 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925500Huh?
This whole thing is back and forth objections, so you should get loads of posts from it.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 02:24:52 AM
Quote from: Berk;925503This whole thing is back and forth objections, so you should get loads of posts from it.
I'm at the lead nearing the 100 mark.

I was talking about total post count.
8517 each to my 7918.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: CrustClock on July 31, 2007, 03:26:01 AM
This is the best clock crew thread for a long time.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 04:27:50 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;925505I'm at the lead nearing the 100 mark.

I was talking about total post count.
8517 each to my 7918.
Ahahahaha. Oh man they must have post whored.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TruncheonClock on July 31, 2007, 05:36:39 AM
Quote from: Berk;925557Ahahahaha. Oh man they must have post whored.

OBJECTION
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Asshatclock on July 31, 2007, 06:38:08 AM
This thread is fabulously FABULOUS !
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 06:44:24 AM
Quote from: Trunchy Von Karma;925582OBJECTION.
Ew, whips.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 09:32:30 AM
Help!  I forgot I can't swim!  I NEED MY FLOATIES!!!
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Post by: BobberClock on July 31, 2007, 09:45:17 AM
I'm assuming nobody has heard of Phoenix Drive...?
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Post by: Exclamation Mark on July 31, 2007, 09:46:41 AM
I lol'd
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Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on July 31, 2007, 09:54:07 AM
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ALRIGHT CUT IT OUT YOU FAGGOTS.
YOU'RE ALL UNDER MOTHERFUCKING ARREST!


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Post by: TruncheonClock on July 31, 2007, 09:54:36 AM
Quote from: Ogre;925729Help!  I forgot I can't swim!  I NEED MY FLOATIES!!!

Quick grab my whip
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 09:56:12 AM
Quote from: Trunchy Von Karma;925759Quick grab my whip

*Grabs*

Wait a minute...

This doesn't feel like a whip.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TruncheonClock on July 31, 2007, 10:01:11 AM
Quote from: Ogre;925762*Grabs*

Wait a minute...

This doesn't feel like a whip.

HEY I SAID WHIP ASSHOLE, NOT MY DILDO!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 10:03:39 AM
Quote from: Trunchy Von Karma;925764HEY I SAID WHIP ASSHOLE, NOT MY DILDO!

Can you pull me in with the dildo?  I have a good grip on it.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TruncheonClock on July 31, 2007, 10:05:08 AM
Quote from: Ogre;925768Can you pull me in with the dildo?  I have a good grip on it.

*pulls*

Sorry about it being wet, winning a case turns me on ya'know
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 10:08:11 AM
Quote from: Trunchy Von Karma;925769*pulls*

Sorry about it being wet, winning a case turns me on ya'know

Don't worry about it I'm all wet too.



From the water.  Yeeeeeeepp.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Munglai on July 31, 2007, 10:13:41 AM
Quote from: Trunchy Von Karma;925769*pulls*

Sorry about it being wet, winning a case turns me on ya'know

OBJECTION!!
This approach to comedy is really lame!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 10:37:00 AM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;925776OBJECTION!!
This approach to comedy is really lame!

Catfight?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 11:58:24 AM
Quote from: Trunchy Von Karma;925769*pulls*

Sorry about it being wet, winning a case turns me on ya'know

Objection!
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on July 31, 2007, 01:06:59 PM
Goldmine this yet?
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Post by: RomanClock on July 31, 2007, 01:13:57 PM
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So whats up?

[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Counting_my_money. wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
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Post by: TequilaClock on July 31, 2007, 01:18:41 PM
[flash]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?Penor. wmode=transparent[/flash]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 01:25:54 PM
Quote from: Sal Mangonella;926026Goldmine this yet?

I'd be fine with that if we can make another in the special room so that no unmentionables get in.
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Post by: Munglai on July 31, 2007, 01:52:54 PM
HOLD IT!!!
Someone just murdered Goku!
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pojo.com%2Fdragonball%2FEpisodeSummaries%2Fmovies%2FCooler_Movie_-_Goku_OK200.jpg&hash=02a880b952eeb1c3bcda9c687d858df8be9d90d9)
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Post by: Soup Clock on July 31, 2007, 01:55:56 PM
Where's the orgy at?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Poltergeist on July 31, 2007, 01:56:58 PM
Well excuuuuse me princess!

(Yes they say that)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 31, 2007, 02:11:20 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;926135HOLD IT!!!
Someone just murdered Goku!


Goku has died like 5 times, he's used to it.

[FLASH]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1592/patli2.swf?What_about_a_green_mushroom? wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: TruncheonClock on July 31, 2007, 02:13:57 PM
QUICK GIVE HIM THIS
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.brandsoftheworld.com%2Fbrands%2F0011%2F4655%2Fbrand.gif&hash=1896ff385baad3b89c2bd230b39b1bf74df77e3c)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 02:27:25 PM
Quote from: The Blue Polter;926145Well excuuuuse me princess!

(Yes they say that)
It's a shmorgishboard of pop-culture references.
At one point, Moe the Clown does a clown-pun verison of the Fresh Prince intro.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 02:45:55 PM
Maybe if Piccolo died.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 02:50:04 PM
Quote from: Berk;926244Maybe if Piccolo died.
He's died a couple times too.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 02:56:58 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926250He's died a couple times too.
KRILLIN.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 03:08:47 PM
Quote from: Berk;926270KRILLIN.
His death was the reason the whole super sayan thing started.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 03:09:31 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926290His death was the reason the whole super sayan thing started.
ChiChi
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 03:15:29 PM
Quote from: Berk;926293ChiChi
Basically the only people who haven't died are Hercules and Dende.
Btw,

100TH POST IN TEH THREAD
:D
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 03:24:44 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926307Basically the only people who haven't died are Hercules and Dende.
Dende died Freeza killed him on Namek.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 03:29:21 PM
Quote from: Berk;926336Dende died Freeza killed him on Namek.
Then who wished them all to Earth?
If so, then Herc is the only one who hasn't died.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 03:31:13 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926345Then who wished them all to Earth?
If so, then Herc is the only one who hasn't died.
Dende died and got revived and did the last wish for goku
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Berk;926347Dende died and got revived and did the last wish for goku
Ahhh, it's been a while since I've seen any of that.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 03:36:11 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926357Ahhh, it's been a while since I've seen any of that.
i caught an episode of it in puerto rico
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Post by: RupeeClock on July 31, 2007, 03:42:28 PM
Quote from: Berk;926359i caught an episode of it in puerto rico

Don't you mean Dragon Ball GT Pal?
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 03:45:04 PM
Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2094458)
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Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 03:46:43 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;926370Don't you mean Dragon Ball GT Pal?
No not PR as in mexico i mean as in canary islands. they got everything there.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RomanClock on July 31, 2007, 03:51:45 PM
Master Rochi hasn't died
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fproto.thinkquest.nl%2F%7Ejrc023%2Fpersonen%2Fmasterroshi.jpg&hash=4be561a6d2b782bf4d3e14ade6c71af72b9d918a)g
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2007, 03:52:26 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;926384Master Rochi hasn't died
g
He will eventually!
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Post by: GodClock on July 31, 2007, 03:53:50 PM
how did i miss this thread
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 03:56:03 PM
Everyone except for vegoku, Herc, and Dende died when Buu blew up the planet.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: GodClock;926390how did i miss this thread
We still don't have a Jake Marshall to complete the Detective set.
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Post by: RupeeClock on July 31, 2007, 04:05:25 PM
Jake Marshall was awesome.

Case 1-5 is easily the best of PW 1 and 2. Haven't played 3 or 4.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;926407Jake Marshall was awesome.

Case 1-5 is easily the best of PW 1 and 2. Haven't played 3 or 4.
It was made after the original 3 specifically for the DS.
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Post by: FrostShell on July 31, 2007, 04:45:01 PM
I was curious so I did a search on Jake Marshall to see what he looks like, and I got this :(

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgfx1.gamelink.com%2FGLImages%2Fprodimages%2F90294a.jpg&hash=fdf39e980d608764160ab955cb8e8fdbc8c7e1da)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 04:45:45 PM
Do Jake Marshall Phoenix Wright.
Edit:Best picture I could find.(guy all the way on the right)

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2FSite%2520Art%2Fpage%2520headers%2Fpw1-5a.gif&hash=f2afd78b561c44c5bbb20bce13f13db372a14826)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: RupeeClock on July 31, 2007, 04:54:55 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926464It was made after the original 3 specifically for the DS.

Of course, but it's still the best damn case.

Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926484Do Jake Marshall Phoenix Wright.
Edit:Best picture I could find.(guy all the way on the right)


Worth noting, scientist girl there is an important character in Apollo Justice (PW4)
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 05:03:57 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;926495Of course, but it's still the best damn case.
I know, I was saying that since they had time to format it for the DS, they had time to make it awesome.

I never saw it comming, I knew Gant was going to be a part of it somehow, but not in something so complex.

QuoteWorth noting, scientist girl there is an important character in Apollo Justice (PW4)
Which is strange, since the whole episode seems non-canonical.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: screwdriver_clock on July 31, 2007, 05:13:39 PM
I am Moe Lawrence Curls
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 05:14:05 PM
Quote from: ScrewdriverClock;926524I am Moe Lawrence Curls
Then make an avi with your clock on it :D
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: screwdriver_clock on July 31, 2007, 05:56:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926525Then make an avi with your clock on it :D

Already in progress.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 31, 2007, 06:00:01 PM
OBJECTION!!

Oh excuse me I thought this thread said ITT PHEONIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY not Fanboy Discussion.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 06:08:33 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;926384Master Rochi hasn't died
g

I'm pretty sure he died in the original Dragonball series (by Piccolo).

Quote from: Redbeefgina;926627OBJECTION!!

Oh excuse me I thought this thread said ITT PHEONIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY not Fanboy Discussion.

Also this.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 06:14:28 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;926627OBJECTION!!

Oh excuse me I thought this thread said ITT PHEONIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY not Fanboy Discussion.
Me and Rupee were turning it back to Litigative goodness.
Quote from: Ogre;926636I'm pretty sure he died in the original Dragonball series (by Piccolo).
Oh yeah, that's right.
He's one of the first main characters to die, really.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ToyotaClock on July 31, 2007, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926650Me and Rupee were turning it back to Litigative goodness.

Well Pheonix, what did I miss? I was just doing lawyerly things and I didn't wake up until midday.
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 31, 2007, 06:19:07 PM
*Glare*
Title: ITT PHOENIX WRIGHT ROLEPLAY
Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 06:21:30 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;926655Well Pheonix, what did I miss? I was just doing lawyerly things and I didn't wake up until midday.
We were going to swim, but then it got rated NC-17 and everything got uncomfortable. Then we had a DBZ nerd-off.
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;926660*Glare*
We never did go swimming, did we?
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 31, 2007, 06:23:12 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926666We never did go swimming, did we?

Oh I hate swimming

I always sink straight to the bottom and everyone laughs at me.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 06:25:40 PM
Quote from: Redbeefgina;926672Oh I hate swimming

I always sink straight to the bottom and everyone laughs at me.
It's not our fault you keep forgetting to take the tazer out first.
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 06:28:59 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926666We were going to swim, but then it got rated NC-17 and everything got uncomfortable. Then we had a DBZ nerd-off.

We never did go swimming, did we?

I'll take credit for making things awkward.

Also, that Create-an-Objection page has some funny stuff in the evidence room.
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Post by: Munglai on July 31, 2007, 06:33:51 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Frips%2Fwitness-testimony.gif&hash=14c479ec87c7fef9089d50551c60802c4019b32b)
Goku and Vegeta were fighting in some desolate desert area.

Piccolo, Gohan, Krillin and me were there eating hamburgers.

It looked like Goku was winning but Vegeta used a Final Flash and Goku had to use all his energy to counter with a giant Kamehameha.

They did one of those things where the two beamy things meet in the middle and they go "HRRAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" for a while.

Then there was a gun shot and a scream and Goku fell over.

Vegeta cried afterwards.
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 06:37:20 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;926691
Goku and Vegeta were fighting in some desolate desert area.

Piccolo, Gohan, Krillin and me were there eating hamburgers.

It looked like Goku was winning but Vegeta used a Final Flash and Goku had to use all his energy to counter with a giant Kamehameha.

They did one of those things where the two beamy things meet in the middle and they go "HRRAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" for a while.

Then there was a gun shot and a scream and Goku fell over.

Vegeta cried afterwards.

Who made the burgers?  And anyone else there?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 06:37:28 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;926691
Then there was a gun shot and a scream and Goku fell over.

Where did this shot come from?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 06:39:57 PM
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/evidence/Cold%20Killer%20Z%20-%20by%20Galye/4.png
Wait, this one is great.
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Post by: screwdriver_clock on July 31, 2007, 06:40:02 PM
Hyuk Hyuk Ima Clown!
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Post by: Munglai on July 31, 2007, 06:46:59 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926702
Where did this shot come from?
I don't know, I was watching the big beam fight.

Quote from: Ogre;926701Who made the burgers?  And anyone else there?

Piccolo made the burgers and they weren't that great! No one was there besides the people I mentioned.

P.S. Aren't you supposed to be a prosecutor!
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Post by: screwdriver_clock on July 31, 2007, 06:47:37 PM
HONK HONK!
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 06:59:57 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;926719P.S. Aren't you supposed to be a prosecutor!

I'll be asking the questions, Missy!  Fine, you want a prosecutor, you get one.

WAS THERE A GUN IN THE BURGER THAT YOU WERE EATING WITH A SIDE OF BULLET FRIES?!?
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Post by: screwdriver_clock on July 31, 2007, 07:02:42 PM
:l Nobody appreciates the Clown. I have shocking evidence to disclose!
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Post by: Munglai on July 31, 2007, 07:06:58 PM
Quote from: Ogre;926736I'll be asking the questions, Missy!  Fine, you want a prosecutor, you get one.

WAS THERE A GUN IN THE BURGER THAT YOU WERE EATING WITH A SIDE OF BULLET FRIES?!?

What!?!?!

If there was one I must have eaten it!
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 07:09:59 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;926745What!?!?!

If there was one I must have eaten it!

Did you hear a bang from the burger?  And let me remind you YOU ARE UNDER OATH!!!
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Post by: Munglai on July 31, 2007, 07:13:06 PM
Quote from: Ogre;926749Did you hear a bang from the burger?  And let me remind you YOU ARE UNDER OATH!!!

No, it was somewhere in the distance!


Nick, where are you? You're supposed to be defending me!!
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Post by: SlingshotClock on July 31, 2007, 07:16:42 PM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;926756No, it was somewhere in the distance!


Nick, where are you? You're supposed to be defending me!!

Did you summon a spirit anytime during the past 24 hours before the murder?!?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 08:04:58 PM
Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2094797)
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Post by: RubiksClock on July 31, 2007, 08:12:40 PM
I have been tried for fifty-nine cases of first, second, AND third degree murder. Someone defend me.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 08:18:55 PM
Quote from: Takeout;926831I have been tried for fifty-nine cases of first, second, AND third degree murder. Someone defend me.
Objection!
Change into a Phoenix Wright character.
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Post by: ToyotaClock on July 31, 2007, 08:32:27 PM
Quote from: ScrewdriverClock;926740:l Nobody appreciates the Clown. I have shocking evidence to disclose!

Let's hear it, clown!
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Post by: RupeeClock on July 31, 2007, 08:45:04 PM
Quote from: ScrewdriverClock;926740:l Nobody appreciates the Clown. I have shocking evidence to disclose!

HAT

SMILE ON HAT

CARROT HANGING FROM SMILE ON HAT

WHERE ARE THEY
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 31, 2007, 08:55:56 PM
My favourite song is Night Swimming by REM off the hit album Automatic for the People.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 09:02:30 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;926879My favourite song is Night Swimming by REM off the hit album Automatic for the People.
What do you feel about Under the Sea?
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Post by: buttplug on July 31, 2007, 09:11:26 PM
Apollo Justice sounds like a real faggot. I'm not going to play the game unless is has characters I know in it.
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on July 31, 2007, 09:11:53 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926881What do you feel about Under the Sea?

Under the Sea doesn't really make an impact on me, seeing as it's more about the sea than actual swimming.
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Post by: screwdriver_clock on July 31, 2007, 09:14:26 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;926872HAT

SMILE ON HAT

CARROT HANGING FROM SMILE ON HAT

WHERE ARE THEY

YOU FOUND OUT! Yeah, I will finish it when i can.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 09:34:54 PM
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;926888Apollo Justice sounds like a real faggot. I'm not going to play the game unless is has characters I know in it.
It has Phoenix Wright and Ema Skye.
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Post by: RupeeClock on July 31, 2007, 09:44:58 PM
Quote from: ScrewdriverClock;926894YOU FOUND OUT! Yeah, I will finish it when i can.

Did you know that the clown's real name is based off the three stooges, Larry, Moe and Curly?

His real name, Lawrence Curls, his clowning name Moe.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 09:47:54 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;926940Did you know that the clown's real name is based off the three stooges, Larry, Moe and Curly?

His real name, Lawrence Curls, his clowning name Moe.
Yeah, I caught on to that.

Surprised you know, though, did you get that off that site?
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Post by: RupeeClock on July 31, 2007, 09:49:45 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926943Yeah, I caught on to that.

Surprised you know, though, did you get that off that site?

Yeah, I've done a lot of non-spoiling reading on that site.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 09:51:16 PM
Quote from: Dick Gemshoe;926947Yeah, I've done a lot of non-spoiling reading on that site.
Thought so, seeing as you're british and all.
If you have the time, though, watch some Three Stooges or Marx Brothers, classic slapstick is some of the best.
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Post by: FlavorClock on July 31, 2007, 10:02:04 PM
Hold It!
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg215.imageshack.us%2Fimg215%2F1212%2Fswimangelod4.png&hash=d84175cdd401a0116bb48b19498494c7c7e4f610)
Which way to the swimming pool?
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Post by: TequilaClock on July 31, 2007, 10:42:00 PM
Quote from: Dick GemshoeDid you know that the clown's real name is based off the three stooges, Larry, Moe and Curly?

His real name, Lawrence Curls, his clowning name Moe.

Why does everyone forgets about Shemp?



Quote from: FlavorClock;926994Hold It!

Which way to the swimming pool?

Daaaaamn
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Post by: Munglai on July 31, 2007, 10:50:56 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926924It has Phoenix Wright and Ema Skye.

HOLD IT!!
What about Maya?
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Post by: buttplug on July 31, 2007, 10:51:52 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926924It has Phoenix Wright and Ema Skye.
Ugh. Ema is annoying, Maya > Ema any day.
Quote from: FlavorClock;926994Hold It!

Which way to the swimming pool?
Submit all these to that fan site.

also 8===D
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Post by: Heliopios on July 31, 2007, 10:57:52 PM
Holy shit.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on July 31, 2007, 11:16:24 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;927068Why does everyone forgets about Shemp?





Daaaaamn
He wasn't that good of a Stooge, sorry to say.
Just like how Zeppo wasn't much of a Marx Brother.
Quote from: Judge Beardy Baldy;927087Ugh. Ema is annoying, Maya > Ema any day.
Submit all these to that fan site.

also 8===D
The assistant to Apollo is Phoenix's adopted daughter, apparently.
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Post by: Munglai on July 31, 2007, 11:47:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;927116The assistant to Apollo is Phoenix's adopted daughter, apparently.

HOLD IT!!
Where does Maya feature in all this?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on August 01, 2007, 12:25:18 AM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;927156HOLD IT!!
Where does Maya feature in all this?
I'm not sure if she's even present in 4, Phoenix's daughter is the assistant and Phoenix is the mentor this time.
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Post by: Heliopios on August 01, 2007, 12:27:31 AM
This reminds me to find Phoenix Wright Yaoi.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on August 01, 2007, 12:35:57 AM
Heh, my post total in this thread is more than 34 others that have posted in it.
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Post by: SlingshotClock on August 01, 2007, 07:29:22 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;926823Objection!

OBJECTION!!
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Post by: Munglai on August 01, 2007, 09:35:39 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Marlin;927217I'm not sure if she's even present in 4, Phoenix's daughter is the assistant and Phoenix is the mentor this time.

OBJECTION!!

That's lame.
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Post by: BoxyBrownClock on August 01, 2007, 09:56:59 AM
Yeah, Ima go play this now.
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on August 01, 2007, 10:26:57 AM
Ema Skye is so lame in comparison to Maya.
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Post by: Munglai on August 01, 2007, 10:32:00 AM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;927856Ema Skye is so lame in comparison to Maya.

OBJECTION!!

I agree.
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on August 01, 2007, 10:42:11 AM
Quote from: Munglaya Fey;927858OBJECTION!!

I agree.

HOLD IT!!

Spirit medium > Cliché nerd
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Post by: Steve on August 01, 2007, 11:03:48 AM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;927869HOLD IT!!

Spirit medium > Cliché nerd
Killlllllllll Frenzy.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on August 01, 2007, 12:20:16 PM
Quote from: Ogre;927744OBJECTION!!
Objection!
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Post by: ShotglassClock on August 01, 2007, 01:00:25 PM
OBJECTION

.. I've never played these games.
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Post by: Mangosteen Clock on August 01, 2007, 01:21:02 PM
Objeksion. (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2095814)
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on August 01, 2007, 02:16:46 PM
What does sucksores mean anyway?
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Post by: Steve on August 01, 2007, 02:55:54 PM
Quote from: Damon Gantberry;928147What does sucksores mean anyway?
It's when a woman sucks so hard her mouth gets sore.