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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: Munglai on August 16, 2007, 09:25:31 PM

Title: If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?
Post by: Munglai on August 16, 2007, 09:25:31 PM
I would have the ability to grow my head hair and facial hair at will
Title: If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?
Post by: AnchorClock on August 16, 2007, 09:27:05 PM
Super Adhesive Jizz.
Title: If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?
Post by: Munglai on August 16, 2007, 09:29:22 PM
Quote from: Anchor;955460Super Adhesive Jizz.

Worst power ever!
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Post by: BinaryClock on August 16, 2007, 09:30:29 PM
Cola vision.
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Post by: AnchorClock on August 16, 2007, 09:30:59 PM
Quote from: Munglai;955464Worst power ever!

Ok wait, How about penis laser or an Ass cannon.
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Post by: AlbinoClock on August 16, 2007, 09:33:03 PM
I would have the ability to turn gold into salt water.
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Post by: WasabiClock on August 16, 2007, 09:34:41 PM
I would have the power to have all the powers that i want
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Post by: BinaryClock on August 16, 2007, 09:37:01 PM
Quote from: Wasabi;955478I would have the power to have all the powers that i want

:siren: IMPRACTICAL :siren:

Quote from: Anchor;955470Ok wait, How about penis laser or an Ass cannon.

If you like shopping for pants, go for it.
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Post by: ToadClock on August 16, 2007, 09:37:16 PM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;955474I would have the ability to turn gold into salt water.

SIDECKICK.





Crappy Disney movie reference.
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Post by: UnrealClock on August 16, 2007, 09:37:45 PM
Quote from: Wasabi;955478I would have the power to have all the powers that i want

Well that just isn't impractical at all now is it. In fact that's about as practical as you can get.
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Post by: patriotclock on August 16, 2007, 09:37:56 PM
Turn into a black guy and then after sex turn white. So all the girls will be like omg your dick isn't 12 feet? And I would go yea sorry it's only 11 :(
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Post by: SnakeClock on August 16, 2007, 09:38:04 PM
I would be able to change the colour of my clothing.
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Post by: EtchASketchClock on August 16, 2007, 09:38:13 PM
Totally the power to enlarge my penis whenever I wanted.
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Post by: UnrealClock on August 16, 2007, 09:39:24 PM
The ability to shrink anything, but no such counterpart to enlarge anything but Raisins.
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Post by: FlossClock on August 16, 2007, 09:39:33 PM
I would have the power to change babies into high-quality bongs.
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Post by: Nightmare Clock on August 16, 2007, 09:39:53 PM
To shoot lasers from my fingers!

..Laser-pointer office type lasers that is.
No lethal ones.
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Post by: Finland Clock on August 16, 2007, 09:40:01 PM
I would have the power to make my toe nails to grow.
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Post by: AnchorClock on August 16, 2007, 09:42:28 PM
I would have taser fingers!
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Post by: PossumClock on August 16, 2007, 09:44:20 PM
I could make every hair move in whatever direction i want them to. And yes, i have thought this one out for a while. That, and eyes that can see through aluminum foil.
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Post by: Munglai on August 16, 2007, 09:44:49 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Clock;955491To shoot lasers from my fingers!

..Laser-pointer office type lasers that is.
No lethal ones.

That would be pretty awesome.
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Post by: DigitalLemonClock on August 16, 2007, 09:45:02 PM
Quote from: ToadClock;955482SIDECKICK.





Crappy Disney movie reference.

oh no you're not talking about sky high are you

hero support

I will never understand how they got Kurt Russel AND Bruce Campbell for that movie
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Post by: SnakeClock on August 16, 2007, 09:46:28 PM
Quote from: Anchor;955496I would have taser fingers!

Too useful. :tut:

Unless if they were really, really weak tasers and more like hand buzzers.
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Post by: AnchorClock on August 16, 2007, 09:48:02 PM
I would also have the power to turn into an asian at will so I could do my math homework.
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Post by: Kidney BeanClock on August 16, 2007, 09:48:27 PM
The ability to kill turkeys (only turkeys) by simply swinging my flaccid penis in their direction, or even giving them a small tap on the head would be awesome.
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Post by: AnchorClock on August 16, 2007, 09:50:15 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;955504Too useful. :tut:

Unless if they were really, really weak tasers and more like hand buzzers.

Yeah those, and I couldn't control them so I shock everyone I shake hands with.
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Post by: FrostShell on August 16, 2007, 09:59:45 PM
The power to bring inanimate objects to life.

No more tedious animation for this guy!
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 16, 2007, 10:04:45 PM
The ability to grow hair on my palms and the soles of my feet.
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Post by: FrostShell on August 16, 2007, 10:16:34 PM
Quote from: Flounderman Clock;955532The ability to grow hair on my palms and the soles of my feet.

Something tells me your palms aren't going to get any hairier there Slappy.
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Post by: Thor on August 16, 2007, 10:17:03 PM
The power to teleport any place I can see with my naked eye, but only once every hour, and only when I'm naked
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Post by: ToadClock on August 16, 2007, 10:21:53 PM
Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;955500oh no you're not talking about sky high are you

hero support

I will never understand how they got Kurt Russel AND Bruce Campbell for that movie

Haha, didn't expect anyone to actually get that. The younger siblings were watching it, I saw it had Kurt Russel and some other big names in it, and thought I'd sit down and watch it with them.
Wow... what happened to all those careers?
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on August 16, 2007, 10:22:50 PM
The power to perfectly mimic Gilbert Gottfried's voice.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on August 16, 2007, 10:29:06 PM
This is one from Tri that I liked.
The ability to turn walls into lava.
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Post by: Crippled midget clock on August 16, 2007, 10:54:24 PM
The ability to make any person randomly shout the words DISHWATER HERPIES

Quote from: FlossClock;955490I would have the power to change babies into high-quality bongs.

Thats a good idea too
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Post by: SecretAgentClock on August 16, 2007, 10:58:03 PM
to speak to trees
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Post by: Mangosteen Clock on August 16, 2007, 10:58:56 PM
The power to shoot beards from my eyes.
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Post by: AC Slater on August 16, 2007, 11:00:23 PM
To shoot milk out of my fingers even though I'm lactose-intolerant.
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Post by: iPodClock on August 16, 2007, 11:00:41 PM
I'd have the ability to raise the sea level by several centermeters a year.
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Post by: StoopidClock on August 16, 2007, 11:08:36 PM
i'd want the power to wrastle a bear but i'd want my untimely and odd weakness to be the 12th bone in my spines frailty.

also the power to quote anyone and anything at will, word for word.
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Post by: TequilaClock on August 16, 2007, 11:09:49 PM
Turn sugar to Reeses.
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Post by: AnkhClock on August 16, 2007, 11:12:06 PM
I'd have the ability to change my hair color and hair style at will.
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on August 16, 2007, 11:14:50 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;955635Turn sugar to Reeses.

That's the most practical thing posted so far!
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Post by: buttplug on August 16, 2007, 11:18:48 PM
Quote from: Flounderman Clock;955532The ability to grow hair on my palms and the soles of my feet.
Wait thats a superpower? I can do that already!
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Post by: Marlin Clock on August 16, 2007, 11:22:13 PM
Quote from: ClamClock;955647i dont remember saying it but it sounds like something id say and i love it voting fo rthis
You don't remember? I guess it was a while ago. It was when I showed you my greek symbol superclocks on IRC.
You told me their powers were too common-place, they needed cool powers like the ability to turn walls into lava or shoot out fingernails.

Something like that.
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Post by: TequilaClock on August 16, 2007, 11:45:38 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;955650That's the most practical thing posted so far!
:dunce: Ok ok... the power to turn plastic to latex and viceversa.
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Post by: SnakeClock on August 17, 2007, 12:06:21 AM
The ability to turn diamonds into cigarettes.
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Post by: Wind-up Clock on August 17, 2007, 12:17:40 AM
The ability to give people the Tourette syndrome.
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Post by: MSPaintClock on August 17, 2007, 12:22:05 AM
To make anything taste like chicken.
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Post by: SnakeClock on August 17, 2007, 12:23:24 AM
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;955773The ability to give people the Tourette syndrome.

UM WUT??!

Wow, it really works.
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Post by: OvenmittClock on August 17, 2007, 12:27:35 AM
everything i touch turns to skittles
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Post by: Slash on August 17, 2007, 12:27:50 AM
the power to turn my hand into a bug zapper and back
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Post by: SnakeClock on August 17, 2007, 12:31:03 AM
Quote from: SlashClock;955791the power to turn my hand into a bug zapper and back

This is fucking awesome.
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Post by: Slash on August 17, 2007, 12:32:59 AM
though now i think about it i might need my hands to type, i like typing with two hands better
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on August 17, 2007, 12:38:18 AM
Quote from: MSPaintClock;955778To make anything taste like chicken.

Hahaha that'd be fucking awesome.
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Post by: OvenmittClock on August 17, 2007, 12:42:47 AM
Quote from: ToadClock;955562Haha, didn't expect anyone to actually get that. The younger siblings were watching it, I saw it had Kurt Russel and some other big names in it, and thought I'd sit down and watch it with them.
Wow... what happened to all those careers?
just by chance i watched sky high a few days before i went to watch grind house
i laughed at him for being in a disney movie
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Post by: SensuClock on August 17, 2007, 01:05:28 AM
The power not to be able to see the color green.
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Post by: Slash on August 17, 2007, 01:09:04 AM
Quote from: SensuClock;955835The power not to be able to see the color green.

that's not a power, that's a handicap
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Post by: Lump Clock on August 17, 2007, 01:09:27 AM
I'd have the super power to accumulate old blood that would usually be turned into waste in pouches on my body and spray the excess blood from my fingertips.
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Post by: Topcatyo on August 17, 2007, 01:14:37 AM
This is an awesome thread.

Also, I would have the power to find anything hilarious.
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Post by: Soup Clock on August 17, 2007, 01:20:22 AM
I would have the ability to give other people x-ray vision, but only when they're looking at me.
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Post by: Lump Clock on August 17, 2007, 01:22:24 AM
Quote from: MYAVIDOESNOTBREAKTABLES;955858I would have the ability to give other people x-ray vision, but only when they're looking at me.

Your avi broke my table
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Post by: SensuClock on August 17, 2007, 01:35:43 AM
Quote from: SlashClock;955841that's not a power, that's a handicap

Not if someone is showing you a picture if dead bunnies with a green tint.
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on August 17, 2007, 01:45:55 AM
My power would be to spawn micro-dictionaries from my ears.
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Post by: ChimeClock on August 17, 2007, 01:48:10 AM
The ability to see and read anything upside-down at will.
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on August 17, 2007, 01:49:30 AM
The power to have my soup just right.
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Post by: Slash on August 17, 2007, 01:59:25 AM
Quote from: SensuClock;955889Not if someone is showing you a picture if dead bunnies with a green tint.
you'd still see it, it just wouldn't be green, but grey
even when you can't see colours you can still see different shades
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on August 17, 2007, 02:05:04 AM
Quote from: SlashClock;955915you'd still see it, it just wouldn't be green, but grey
even when you can't see colours you can still see different shades
sounds like good ol' colourblindness to me.
I think he meant the complete lack of the colour green.
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Post by: CD Clock on August 17, 2007, 02:10:09 AM
The power to turn any sort of reading material into one of those free bibles.


But if I got to choose I would bring inanimate objects to life because I could have like little rock friends that would follow me around.
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Post by: SensuClock on August 17, 2007, 02:30:45 AM
Quote from: SlashClock;955915you'd still see it, it just wouldn't be green, but grey
even when you can't see colours you can still see different shades

Thats normal color blindness your thinking of, this is SuperColorBlindness.
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on August 17, 2007, 02:31:27 AM
Quote from: SensuClock;955967Thats normal color blindness your thinking of, this is SuperColorBlindness.
oi that's what I said!
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Post by: BassDrum on August 17, 2007, 02:40:16 AM
i woud have the ability to turn diamonds into COAL!
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Post by: A12 on August 17, 2007, 03:38:19 AM
Quote from: CamoClock;955906The power to have my soup just right.
you have a point
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Post by: Lump Clock on August 17, 2007, 12:01:02 PM
Maybe my power would be the ability to jump 25 feet into the air from a standing position and always land from high falls without harm.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 17, 2007, 12:16:49 PM
Superhuman strength, endurance and durability, x-ray vision, laser eyes and flight.
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Post by: PirateClock on August 17, 2007, 12:19:16 PM
Meat Vision
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Post by: SensuClock on August 17, 2007, 12:56:25 PM
Ability not to be able to see the color blue.
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on August 17, 2007, 01:09:15 PM
Quote from: Lump, Darksteel Colossus;956486Maybe my power would be the ability to jump 25 feet into the air from a standing position and always land from high falls without harm.

that's really practical
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Post by: PossumClock on August 17, 2007, 01:16:48 PM
Quote from: SensuClock;956614Ability not to be able to see the color blue.

And all you could say would be combinations of the words "Aba", "di" and "die".
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Post by: BunnyClock on August 17, 2007, 01:20:37 PM
The power to change any kind of turd into smelly chocolate. Also the power to generate a diamond on a completely random place on earth every five days! And the power to see people's dreams when they're sleeping! The power to change the direction in which a joint turns, imagine if i made you twist your arm in the wrong direction ahah. Also the power to eat nuclear waste without dying!
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Post by: A Clock on August 17, 2007, 01:25:24 PM
The power to watch people eating without them realising, the power to piss on anything without any concequences or the power to make my hands smell funny when I feel like it.
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Post by: Lump Clock on August 17, 2007, 02:06:28 PM
Quote from: Coal Clock;956633that's really practical

Lol for what?
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Post by: BunnyClock on August 17, 2007, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: Lump, Darksteel Colossus;956722Lol for what?

getting places!

Oh it'd fun to have perfume farts
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 17, 2007, 05:27:10 PM
The power to change my eye color at will. That's be awesome. Damn awesome.
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Post by: MSPaintClock on August 17, 2007, 05:31:16 PM
Since I realized that if I could make anything taste like chicken could be sort of useful, I think my next power would be to generate body heat. Not like the fantastic four set your body on fire and go flying heat. But like, hey my body is twenty degrees higher than normal I'm dying/dead.
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Post by: KeyClock on August 17, 2007, 05:43:15 PM
The ability to turn anything into something off of the Taco Bell menu

Quote from: Blackbeefgina;956658the power to make my hands smell funny when I feel like it.
You can already do that :/
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Post by: PossumClock on August 17, 2007, 06:17:50 PM
Whenever you pull off a sick break dance move, someone directly 50 miles away from you breaks the bone you should have. 5 times.
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Post by: RomanClock on August 17, 2007, 06:24:50 PM
Ctrl Z for paper, but to do it I have to spin around 3 times and pull on my ears.
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on August 18, 2007, 01:42:12 AM
Quote from: OpossumClock;957334Whenever you pull off a sick break dance move, someone directly 50 miles away from you breaks the bone you should have. 5 times.
people will always want to be close to you then.
you'll be loved.
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Post by: Dragonbladeclock on August 18, 2007, 01:53:46 AM
A Frog Tongue
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Post by: Hamsa Clock on August 18, 2007, 02:29:46 AM
The power to turn anything into Vincent Price.
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Post by: Lump Clock on August 18, 2007, 03:47:53 AM
The ability to perform a perpetual backflip
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Post by: SpinningCubeClock on August 18, 2007, 04:08:45 AM
I would have the power to make the knuckles on my fingers bend the other way as well. That way, I could actually punch people with my palm. :)
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Post by: SpinningCubeClock on August 18, 2007, 04:14:07 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;957330The ability to find exactly where the fuck the remote is every fucking time I lose it.
THAT is the most practical superpower EVER!!!!
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Post by: BunnyClock on August 18, 2007, 04:25:50 AM
Quote from: DigitalBunnyClock;956653The power to change the direction in which a joint turns, imagine if i made you twist your arm in the wrong direction ahah.
Quote from: SpinningCubeClock;958642I would have the power to make the knuckles on my fingers bend the other way as well. That way, I could actually punch people with my palm. :)

Ajejejjejejajajaj
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Post by: SuperGhandi on August 18, 2007, 04:43:04 AM
The power to make people turn caps lock on, even when writing on paper.
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Post by: Poltergeist on August 18, 2007, 04:45:44 AM
The ability to wear a dog suit without changing into a dog.
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Post by: Slash on April 12, 2008, 11:38:23 PM
The ability to revive an old but nice thread.
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 12, 2008, 11:47:48 PM
The ability of farting a chocolate fragrance.
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Post by: WiiClock on April 12, 2008, 11:53:15 PM
the ability to emit a wi-fi signal from my painus
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Post by: Solenoidclock on April 13, 2008, 12:01:24 AM
The ability to disturb objects with resonance, no matter the size.
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Post by: Sergeant Major on April 13, 2008, 12:01:48 AM
The ability to make female mammary glands grow.
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Post by: Blue on April 13, 2008, 12:09:19 AM
the ability to make people around me uncomfortable with my presence.
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Post by: VCRClock on April 13, 2008, 12:19:08 AM
The power to rearrange letters on signs and sheets of paper and stuff.

So many signs to rearrange to euphemisms for 'penis', so little time...
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Post by: Maltese on April 13, 2008, 12:27:56 AM
Quote from: Deep Blue;1280807the ability to make people around me uncomfortable with my presence.

you want the ability to be racist?


I would like to have it so my tears when they hit the ground eventually form into larger puddles which then become comic books.
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 13, 2008, 12:40:08 AM
Quote from: VCRClock;1280812The power to rearrange letters on signs and sheets of paper and stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re6IiHanAdY
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Post by: PolyhedronClock on April 13, 2008, 12:45:04 AM
Quote from: RomanClock;957357Ctrl Z for paper, but to do it I have to spin around 3 times and pull on my ears.

.
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Post by: TapeRecorderClock on April 13, 2008, 12:46:02 AM
to see through wooden doors
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_dh8a6L2En4 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_dh8a6L2En4)
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Post by: GodClock on April 13, 2008, 12:49:48 AM
ctrl+F in real life, i know this goes against the threads purpose but i fuckin wish i could find my shit
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Post by: joliet_jane on April 13, 2008, 12:58:42 AM
Quote from: GodClock;1280830ctrl+F in real life, i know this goes against the threads purpose but i fuckin wish i could find my shit
If you're Catholic, you can!  There's a Saint you can pray to for finding lost objects.  Here's the spell-- I mean, prayer:  http://www.catholicdoors.com/prayers/english/p00557.htm
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 13, 2008, 01:07:31 AM
The ability to communicate with sponges.
Quote from: joliet_jane;1280835If you're Catholic, you can!  There's a Saint you can pray to for finding lost objects.  Here's the spell-- I mean, prayer:  http://www.catholicdoors.com/prayers/english/p00557.htm
:sherlock: I prayed to St. Rita, but I guess that was because it was more of an impossible dream to get it back, yet I did _poogle_
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on April 13, 2008, 01:08:40 AM
praise jesus child
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 13, 2008, 01:19:00 AM
The ability to psychically make people question their sexuality.
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Post by: RobertSmithClock on April 13, 2008, 01:20:10 AM
the abilty to blow steam from my ears that makes a tea-kettle whistling sound
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Post by: Toaster on April 13, 2008, 01:22:25 AM
The ability to unscratch CD's.
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Post by: AnkhClock on April 13, 2008, 01:24:20 AM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1280837:sherlock: I prayed to St. Rita, but I guess that was because it was more of an impossible dream to get it back, yet I did _poogle_

St. Anthony > St. Rita
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Post by: mauserclock on April 13, 2008, 01:27:25 AM
The ability to turn lightbulbs into very shit-quality weed
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Post by: GodClock on April 13, 2008, 01:40:41 AM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1280837The ability to communicate with sponges.
:sherlock: I prayed to St. Rita, but I guess that was because it was more of an impossible dream to get it back, yet I did _poogle_

proof that god is real

loljk
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Post by: Odo on April 13, 2008, 01:48:11 AM
The ability to change the size of my head drastically whenever I want to.
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 13, 2008, 02:28:06 AM
The hability of only skip over time by incinerating 300 dollars per second.
Quote from: FlounderwomanClock;1280841The ability to psychically make people question their sexuality.
"If you could have a", not "What"
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Post by: buttplug on April 13, 2008, 02:51:41 AM
To shred paper-WITH MY MIND!!!!
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Post by: ChimeClock on April 13, 2008, 03:13:05 AM
the power to change what music somebody's listening to and like it
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Post by: Fireman on April 13, 2008, 03:27:17 AM
To be able to choose whether the top half of my head moves instead of the bottom half and for people to see what I said so I could be like AJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ and people would be like :[

EDIT

AND A SMILE THAT IS INVINCIBLE JUST IN CASE SOMEONE WANTS TO PUNCH ME
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 13, 2008, 04:00:04 AM
To turn gold nuggets into rubber balls.

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1280890To shred paper-WITH MY MIND!!!!
I would find it useful when I got framed in a shitty contract.

"What? The fine print?"
"Oh yes, now you will have to keep working for the following 10 ye--- WOAH WHAT"
"Oh hey look it blew up, whoops. Well see ya"
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Post by: ArgoonKlok on April 13, 2008, 05:00:53 AM
The power to change the sound of opening a beerbottle to any sound I want.

Like a fart tsihihi
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Post by: AnimeClock on April 13, 2008, 05:16:00 AM
to change water into sand. but not back.
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Post by: CaramelAppleClock on April 13, 2008, 05:19:14 AM
The ability to eat shit and shit back food
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Post by: HorseChestnutClock on April 13, 2008, 05:50:32 AM
The ability to fall asleep in 1 second.

I would love that.
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Post by: ManthenaisClock on April 13, 2008, 05:53:49 AM
The ability to levitate, so I can escape when I'm being chased _poogle_
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on April 13, 2008, 07:06:20 AM
The ability to change into a fish while on land.
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Post by: RoboDeath Clock on April 13, 2008, 07:11:40 AM
the ability to smooth rocks into beach rocks by rubbing them between my thighs
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Post by: Wind-up Clock on April 13, 2008, 08:30:04 AM
The ability to drive spoons.
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Post by: screwdriver_clock on April 13, 2008, 03:14:11 PM
The ability to turn the tips of my fingers into cans of Dr Pepper.
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Post by: VCRClock on April 13, 2008, 03:31:24 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1280824http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re6IiHanAdY

Now there's a TV show I forgot existed!
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Post by: peyoteclock on April 13, 2008, 03:39:41 PM
the ability to speak in perfect phonetic reverse.
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on April 13, 2008, 04:10:08 PM
Quote from: AthenaisClock;1280990The ability to levitate, so I can escape when I'm being chased _poogle_

That sure is impractical and useless >:l
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Post by: AirPumpClock on April 13, 2008, 04:13:02 PM
I'd have the ability to lauch Hadoukens that didn't do any damage to anything. Or the oraoraoraoraoramudamudamudamudamuda thing from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
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Post by: ChickenClock on April 13, 2008, 04:53:25 PM
The ability to turn into a slightly overweight asian businessman with glasses for 3 seconds.
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Post by: Topcatyo on April 13, 2008, 04:55:48 PM
The ability to make a chicken blink.
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Post by: TapedeckClock on April 13, 2008, 05:10:01 PM
Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;955790everything i touch turns to skittles
i was just gonna say that^___^
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Post by: Topcatyo on April 13, 2008, 05:11:19 PM
To give anything a chocolate filling by nibbling on the edge of it.
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Post by: Maltese on April 13, 2008, 05:12:56 PM
Quote from: Topkatyo;1281453To give anything a chocolate filling by nibbling on the edge of it.

that's incredibly practical.
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Post by: Topcatyo on April 13, 2008, 05:14:27 PM
Quote from: 711clock;1281455that's incredibly practical.
Not really.  There's still a thick coating of what the object is normally made of around the filling.
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Post by: TapedeckClock on April 13, 2008, 05:15:49 PM
Quote from: Topkatyo;1281456Not really.  There's still a thick coating of what the object is normally made of around the filling.
thats so practical! :lantern:
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Post by: Maltese on April 13, 2008, 05:34:22 PM
Quote from: Topkatyo;1281456Not really.  There's still a thick coating of what the object is normally made of around the filling.

still practical.
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Post by: coalclock on April 13, 2008, 05:46:48 PM
I would like to be able to talk to animals but only be able to say the words "butts" and "farts".
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Post by: k0ma on April 13, 2008, 06:07:29 PM
Quote from: DigitalLEDClock;1281474I would like to be able to talk to animals but only be able to say the words "butts" and "farts".

best
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Post by: Maltese on April 13, 2008, 06:20:45 PM
Quote from: KeyClock;1281488The power to instantly fill rooms with sexual tension whenever I was around

Not thinking dirty about this

the second comment made the first comment true.

congradulations.
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Post by: RomanClock on April 13, 2008, 06:27:38 PM
Be able to teleport anywhere as long as I were carrying a lit stick of dynamite.
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Post by: k0ma on April 13, 2008, 06:34:31 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;1281493Be able to teleport anywhere as long as I were carrying a lit stick of dynamite.

i dont think you understand the definition of impractical
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Post by: Maltese on April 13, 2008, 06:38:33 PM
I'd like to be able to spontaneously combust, but the flames would be cold to everyone and everything but me
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Post by: RomanClock on April 13, 2008, 06:48:46 PM
Quote from: BrainChild;1281496i dont think you understand the definition of impractical

i dont think you understand what dynamite does
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 13, 2008, 06:56:23 PM
The ability to turn food into chewed legos.
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Post by: BehemothClock on April 13, 2008, 07:07:50 PM
The ability to teleport anywhere, but it wouldn't be instantaneous. It would take me as long to teleport to the place as it would for me to walk there.
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Post by: TheCheshireClock on April 13, 2008, 07:23:30 PM
The ability to become a dotted line.
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Post by: ActionClock on April 13, 2008, 08:32:34 PM
The ability to turn eating utencils into sharpie markers, preferably when people are about to put them in their mouths.  Oh and toothbrushes too.....yeaaaah.
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Post by: Topcatyo on April 13, 2008, 09:19:31 PM
The ability to flip O's upside down.
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Post by: RobertSmithClock on April 13, 2008, 09:41:45 PM
Quote from: AirPumpClock;1281415I'd have the ability to lauch Hadoukens that didn't do any damage to anything. Or the oraoraoraoraoramudamudamudamudamuda thing from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 13, 2008, 09:43:21 PM
The ability to turn any VHS or DVD into a Betamax tape.

Or to turn any ipod or cd player into an 8-track player.
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 13, 2008, 09:45:39 PM
The ability of making my enemies' teeth pasta flavored
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Post by: RobertSmithClock on April 13, 2008, 09:46:51 PM
the ability to switch my left and right nipples at will
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 13, 2008, 09:49:25 PM
The ability to have no abilities.
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Post by: k0ma on April 13, 2008, 09:52:24 PM
internet knowledge
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Post by: PolyhedronClock on April 13, 2008, 10:11:57 PM
Also, having the ability to sense when day is really going to blow would be nice.
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Post by: TheCheshireClock on April 13, 2008, 10:15:40 PM
Wait, no! I want the ability to throw my voice!
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Post by: ToyotaClock on April 13, 2008, 10:19:18 PM
the ability to read and speak binary fluently
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 13, 2008, 10:29:02 PM
The ability of hueing my melanin.

Actually this would make a great superhero. Humanman
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Post by: Maltese on April 13, 2008, 10:32:08 PM
Quote from: Behemoth;1281514The ability to teleport anywhere, but it wouldn't be instantaneous. It would take me as long to teleport to the place as it would for me to walk there.

that's practical, I'd still rather teleport than walk.
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Post by: joliet_jane on April 13, 2008, 10:49:47 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;1281381
Quote from: TequilaClock;1280824http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re6IiHanAdY

Now there's a TV show I forgot existed!
I was nuts about that show!  Least annoying kids show cast ever.
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Post by: Slurpee on April 13, 2008, 10:58:44 PM
the ability to know how well Angela Lansbury's day is going.
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Post by: TheCheshireClock on April 13, 2008, 11:01:56 PM
Quote from: əədɹnls;1281679the ability to know how well Angela Lansbury's day is going.

I would like this as well.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 13, 2008, 11:47:02 PM
Quote from: joliet_jane;1281669I was nuts about that show!  Least annoying kids show cast ever.
I loved that show, too. I never got to see how the Slime Monster arc ended, though.
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Post by: Joey 57857 on April 13, 2008, 11:54:06 PM
The power to shoot std's from my dick....oh wait never mind already have it.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 14, 2008, 12:00:23 AM
The power to turn moose into chocolate moose and chocolate moose into a moose.
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Post by: Joey 57857 on April 14, 2008, 12:03:34 AM
I would want stud detector vision.
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 14, 2008, 12:03:55 AM
The power of moving trees a millimeter per hour with my mind.
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Post by: Joey 57857 on April 14, 2008, 12:04:47 AM
the power to digest my food via osmosis.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 14, 2008, 12:06:24 AM
The power to make stress balls hard.
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 14, 2008, 12:06:26 AM
The power of summoning dust particles but it is only effective when I am jumping jacks in the street.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 14, 2008, 12:07:23 AM
The power to sneeze out of your ass.
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 14, 2008, 01:36:27 AM
The ability of making fat change color.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 14, 2008, 01:41:13 AM
The ability to create minature football Hall of Famers with an Indian in the Cupboard kind of mojo that can only play soccer.
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Post by: Fireman on April 14, 2008, 02:40:38 AM
The ability to instantly flip chairs 90 degrees or 180 degrees with my mind.
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Post by: GodClock on April 14, 2008, 03:02:11 AM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1281713The power to sneeze out of your ass.

this is called a fart
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Post by: Slurpee on April 14, 2008, 03:06:54 AM
Quote from: GodClock;1281776this is called a fart

dunno what kinda farts u got bro
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Post by: Quill on April 14, 2008, 07:04:01 AM
Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;955790everything i touch turns to skittles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exgpW2_MbRM
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Post by: OvenmittClock on April 14, 2008, 07:06:07 AM
resizable testicles for tea-bagging.
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Post by: BreadfruitClock on April 14, 2008, 07:26:02 AM
The ability to to think of witty impractical powers.
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Post by: BunnyClock on April 14, 2008, 01:22:56 PM
The ability to grow my kidney into a bomb.
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on April 14, 2008, 01:25:37 PM
the ability to make flash


completely impractical.
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Post by: BunnyClock on April 14, 2008, 01:29:54 PM
The ability to get distracted by everything. A single room could keep you busy for five years.
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Post by: Solenoidclock on April 14, 2008, 02:36:56 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1281700I loved that show, too. I never got to see how the Slime Monster arc ended, though.

I loved that show growing up. I remember microwaving a few sticks of juicyfruit in an attempt to make liquid gum. It arced the foil, and I thought I had discovered a new power source.
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Post by: TruncheonClock on April 14, 2008, 02:39:05 PM
The ability to melt plastic with my teeth
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Post by: Solenoidclock on April 14, 2008, 02:45:18 PM
To dynamically store and integrate Wikipedia with my brain. Like  Wikipedia Brown.
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Post by: Topcatyo on April 14, 2008, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1281812resizable testicles for tea-bagging.
[FLASH]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/306/teabagoo8.swf width=650 height=400[/FLASH]
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on April 14, 2008, 02:55:13 PM
Quote from: Topkatyo;1282058[FLASH]http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5949/teabagex1.swf width=650 height=400[/FLASH]

what's with you teabagging vcr
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Post by: Topcatyo on April 14, 2008, 03:00:23 PM
Quote from: REALSMARTASS;1282059what's with you teabagging vcr
Because I accidentally teabagged VCR the first time, I figure now I could do it on purpose and do it right.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on April 14, 2008, 03:16:38 PM
I'd take the power to see around corners.
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Post by: TheCheshireClock on April 14, 2008, 05:38:02 PM
The ability to talk to animals, but I can't understand them back.
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Post by: Slash on April 14, 2008, 05:39:27 PM
Quote from: Cheshire Clock;1282200The ability to talk to animals, but I can't understand them back.

You allready can, they just can't understand you either
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Post by: TheCheshireClock on April 14, 2008, 05:41:40 PM
Quote from: Reisen;1282201You allready can, they just can't understand you either

EXACTLY.

Except, now they will.
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Post by: salmonberryclock on April 14, 2008, 05:49:40 PM
the ability to shorten my penis at will
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Post by: Joey 57857 on April 14, 2008, 06:01:24 PM
The power to poor milk from my eyelids
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Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 14, 2008, 07:48:29 PM
my cum could melt  one wall and any objects
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Post by: Solenoidclock on April 14, 2008, 07:55:04 PM
Quote from: sundial;1282225The power to poor milk from my eyelids

poor milk
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Post by: Maltese on April 14, 2008, 10:16:40 PM
Quote from: TruncheonClock;1282041The ability to melt plastic with my teeth

that's useful for opening clamshell packaging.
Title: ...
Post by: Furry Clock on April 14, 2008, 10:33:45 PM
The power to turn AIDS into CANCER!
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Post by: AirPumpClock on April 14, 2008, 10:38:42 PM
How about looking like I just got an invincibility starman at will, complete with flashy rainbow colors and appropriate music?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LmoS6mFfabE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MnpQ7jTCN9A

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NyYwDl0jzb0

Or being able to do a Falcon Punch. That would be cool. Of course, the fire would be just for show, couldn't hurt anyone (else it'd be practical for starting fires, i.e. in the fireplace or outside).
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Post by: Topcatyo on April 14, 2008, 10:44:40 PM
The ability to make my voice echo when I'm not even in a large, open area.
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Post by: crock pot pot roadt on April 14, 2008, 10:46:37 PM
I want the power to fly and be invisible at the same time.
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Post by: Slurpee on April 14, 2008, 10:58:13 PM
Quote from: AshTrayClock;1282408I want the power to fly and be invisible at the same time.

itt we spectacularly misinterpret the word "impractical"
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 14, 2008, 11:12:07 PM
The ability to sneeze strawberry jelly.
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Post by: Pinstripe on April 15, 2008, 02:16:15 AM
the ability to vomit fruit cakes

or the ability to whistle 'american pie' through my anus
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Post by: Fireman on April 15, 2008, 02:54:58 AM
I had this really good idea but forgot it.
Heres another though, the ability to make people forget there pants.
EVEN IF THEY'RE WEARING PANTS THEY'LL FORGET THEM WITHIN 5 MINUTES
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Post by: TwistClock on April 15, 2008, 03:18:28 AM
The Ability to shove food up my butt, and shit it out of my mouth.
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Post by: Odo on April 15, 2008, 03:41:32 AM
Quote from: TwistClock²;1282479The Ability to shove food up my butt, and shit it out of my mouth.

Really? I'd prefer to do the opposite!
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Post by: 1337aZnPrInceSz on April 15, 2008, 07:04:24 AM
The ability to block people until they go to the place I tell them to go
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Post by: CeleriacClock on April 15, 2008, 07:16:32 AM
The power to make awesome drumbeats with just my fingers and a table.
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Post by: BunnyClock on April 15, 2008, 01:47:25 PM
Quote from: Haltman;1282528The ability to block people until they go to the place I tell them to go

Completely impractical.
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Post by: Steve on April 15, 2008, 01:59:30 PM
the power to break vending machines by buying something
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Post by: Topcatyo on April 15, 2008, 02:01:04 PM
The ability to use a Jedi mind trick, but everything I say translates to "Punch me in the face" to them.
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Post by: RabidClock on April 15, 2008, 02:21:10 PM
The ability to walk on water, but only when it is below freezing.
The ability to walk through walls at will, but randomly walk through floors too.
The ability to have super intelligence, but only while asleep and I can never remember my dreams.
The ability to fffffff but only when I ffffff.
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Post by: CaramelAppleClock on April 15, 2008, 02:31:34 PM
Quote from: TwistClock²;1282479The Ability to shove food up my butt, and shit it out of my mouth.

that's what i said too

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1282714The ability to fffffff but only when I ffffff.

best post itt
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 15, 2008, 07:02:06 PM
The ability to be unaffected by tryptophan.
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Post by: Steam on April 15, 2008, 10:20:52 PM
Quote from: BunnyClock;1281965The ability to get distracted by everything. A single room could keep you busy for five years.

Here, try some of this... (coughs) It's good shit.
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Post by: BobbyClock on April 15, 2008, 10:27:44 PM
Punching steam in the face
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Post by: GodClock on April 15, 2008, 10:29:31 PM
the ability to detect when people are farting
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Post by: RobertSmithClock on April 15, 2008, 11:53:41 PM
the ability to make crowds clap at innappropriate times during school orchestra concerts, i actually have this power already i just found out tonight
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Post by: iPodClock on April 16, 2008, 05:55:19 AM
I would have a power in which my powers would change every 10 minutes.
By the way it's Blackmagic here stealing iPod's computer ho ho ho.
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Post by: Galaxy Clock on April 16, 2008, 07:16:26 AM
The power to speak any language in the world, but only when I sneeze and manage to keep my eyes open for the duratioon there of.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 16, 2008, 10:11:09 AM
Quote from: Balsac the Jaws of DeathThe ability to ryhme things with the word "orange"
Door Hinge.
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Post by: Steve on April 19, 2008, 07:19:04 PM
the power to comb other people's hairs in barber shops
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Post by: Pin Clock on April 19, 2008, 07:33:15 PM
Falcon Punch. No other possible choice.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 19, 2008, 07:37:33 PM
Quote from: Balsac the Jaws of Death;1286037fuck you >:c

:D
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 19, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
The power to make Stride gum even more longer lasting.
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Post by: Pin Clock on April 19, 2008, 08:31:26 PM
Oh, impractical power. Then I'd say to change stoplights at will.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 19, 2008, 08:32:11 PM
Quote from: Pin Clock;1286083Oh, impractical power. Then I'd say to change stoplights at will.
That's totally practical yet has a high potential for collateral damage/abuse.

Like say you're a cop and you need to fill your quota, use it on people blowing the yellow and turn it red so you can ticket them for it.

Also you're a cop and you use it to get to a crimescene faster by lighting the greens ahead of you.

Or you're a bad guy and suddenly have a light turn green so absent-minded drivers drive into the middle of the street and crash.
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Post by: RobClock on April 19, 2008, 08:33:45 PM
ide have the power to convice people windows '98 was a good operating system.
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Post by: skeletal on April 19, 2008, 08:35:59 PM
To be able to camoflauge into a map of the world.
For parties and shit.
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Post by: Pin Clock on April 19, 2008, 08:36:14 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1286084That's totally practical yet has a high potential for collateral damage/abuse.

Alright, alright, less practical. The ability to hold a note forever.
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Post by: Maltese on April 19, 2008, 08:38:56 PM
Quote from: FlounderwomanClock;1283491Door Hinge.

that doesn't rhyme with orange, it rhymes with oringe though.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 19, 2008, 08:39:01 PM
Use it to get a job as an opera singer :p

Sorry, enough semantics.

The ability to turn any piece of paper into dot-matrix format.
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Post by: Maltese on April 19, 2008, 08:42:34 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1286095Use it to get a job as an opera singer :p

Sorry, enough semantics.

The ability to turn any piece of paper into dot-matrix format.

that's incredibly useful; especially if you're out of dot-matrix formatted paper.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on April 19, 2008, 08:44:29 PM
Who the hell uses dot-matrix paper anymore?
Besides out of date state emissions centers?
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Post by: PaperClipClock on April 19, 2008, 09:17:44 PM
the power to feed fish from that area in between the balls and the asshole
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on April 19, 2008, 09:26:34 PM
The power to make my shit any color I want it to be!
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Post by: RabidClock on April 19, 2008, 09:46:42 PM
Quote from: PaperClipClock;1286142the power to feed fish from that area in between the balls and the asshole
that's called the 'taint' or 'gooch'.
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Post by: NewtonClock on April 19, 2008, 09:57:26 PM
The ability to assume the shape of buttered toast. Sure, it can be used for some secret spy missions, because no one would ever suspect that their toast would harm them, but it is impractical because 9 times out of 10 I would be eaten.
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Post by: PaperClipClock on April 19, 2008, 09:57:50 PM
Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1286161that's called the 'taint' or 'gooch'.
ok I will be feeding fish from right there


also the ability to turn into a trans-am but my aunt will insist on driving.
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Post by: Steam on April 19, 2008, 11:39:53 PM
Two words. Dancing teeth.
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Post by: SpinningCubeClock on April 20, 2008, 07:59:37 AM
Be able to clap my ears together.
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Post by: Steam on April 20, 2008, 08:29:11 AM
Super strength, but only when applied to throwing walruses.
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Post by: ToadClock on April 20, 2008, 08:36:14 AM
The ability to blink three times and give everyone around me an irritating itch right next to their crotch.

While highly impractical, I would amuse myself by watching people desperately try to scratch themselves without appearing inappropriate in public. Most of them would probably end up excusing themselves to the bathroom.

It would be lousy if I got something in my eye though... for them anyway...
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Post by: Fireman on April 20, 2008, 08:36:37 AM
Magic hair that grows back within 2 seconds of getting cut.
But always ends up in a hairstyle that just doesn't suit me.
Also the power to cause people to buy hats that just don't suit them.
But they'll extremely like their hats.
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Post by: Maltese on April 20, 2008, 09:22:17 AM
I know the main flaw of this thread really, any superpower that you want is practical to you in some way.

so a better question would be, if you could have any super power, which one would you hate the most?
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Post by: Steam on April 20, 2008, 10:32:19 AM
Quote from: 711clock;1286560I know the main flaw of this thread really, any superpower that you want is practical to you in some way.

so a better question would be, if you could have any super power, which one would you hate the most?

Illiteracy.
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Post by: beebles on April 20, 2008, 05:15:45 PM
the power to self combust at will.

"Arrrgh, why?"
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Post by: Slurpee on April 20, 2008, 05:16:58 PM
Quote from: Steam;1286607Illiteracy.

hahahaha
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Post by: OcarinaClock on April 20, 2008, 06:12:45 PM
The power to increase the quantity of any item except money.
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Post by: iPodClock on April 21, 2008, 07:38:29 AM
Amazing intellect, but only when having sex.
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Post by: Topcatyo on April 21, 2008, 02:28:00 PM
The power to stall my digestive system.
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Post by: BellClock on April 21, 2008, 03:48:38 PM
The power to hear the bowel movement of everyone on the continent.
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Post by: Kombucha on April 21, 2008, 09:27:54 PM
To pull my eyes out of my head and put them back in my head, unable to see when they were outside my head.

And great dancing ability.
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Post by: Big Sexy Hair on April 22, 2008, 12:44:09 AM
Being able to pull strippers out of my afro.

Impractical because those bitches still wanna get paid.

:(
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Post by: Thor on April 22, 2008, 01:23:33 AM
cattle prod penis
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Post by: einsteinclock on April 23, 2008, 04:38:10 AM
I would have the ability to go one day without using an innuendo.
 It seems impossible for me.
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Post by: Slurpee on April 23, 2008, 04:39:18 AM
Quote from: einstein;1289715It seems impossible for me.
That's what she said.
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Post by: einsteinclock on April 23, 2008, 04:48:25 AM
Quote from: Slurpee?;1289716That's what she said.
hahaha... wait no thats bad.
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Post by: Fireman on April 23, 2008, 11:18:36 AM
To fap at the speed of light but unable to fap any slower.
Also my dick would like light on fire from all the friction.
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on April 23, 2008, 12:12:14 PM
the ability to almost break every world record
Title: Super power?
Post by: WarCorrespondentClock on April 26, 2008, 08:17:04 AM
The ability to recharge my phone whenever I REALLY need to.
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on April 26, 2008, 08:21:56 AM
Quote from: WarCorrespondent;1292604The ability to recharge my phone whenever I REALLY need to.
that's not impractical :grumpy:
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Post by: Fireman on April 26, 2008, 09:08:41 AM
The ability to be able to leap over buildings.
But still die from the fall.
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Post by: SpinningCubeClock on April 26, 2008, 09:37:47 AM
Quote from: einstein;1289715I would have the ability to go one day without using an innuendo.
 It seems impossible for me.
In YOUR end-o.
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Post by: RubiksClock on April 26, 2008, 09:47:27 AM
The wonderful ability to stop blinking.

Then after 10 seconds or so, when my eyes feel dry, resume blinking.
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on April 26, 2008, 09:48:13 AM
I'm sorry, but I already have that ability, six-fold.
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Post by: Asshatclock on April 26, 2008, 09:58:49 AM
The ability to make goatse pop up on my screen whenever my parents walk in.
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Post by: Moose Clock on April 26, 2008, 10:35:48 AM
Being able to see what happened to myself 1 minute in the past.
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Post by: LambdaClock on April 26, 2008, 10:41:21 AM
The power to make others go to the bathroom.
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Post by: CeleriacClock on April 26, 2008, 11:11:12 AM
Floaty feet, so I could walk on water and surf without a board haha.
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on April 26, 2008, 12:30:53 PM
Quote from: Moose Clock;1292692Being able to see what happened to myself 1 minute in the past.
ACTION REPLAY


that would be awesome, actually!
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Post by: RubiksClock on April 26, 2008, 04:57:09 PM
Quote from: ⊲UpdateClock⊳;1292671I'm sorry, but I already have that ability, six-fold.

Okay, fine.

The amazing ability to eat flowers and other plants I find on the ground and not be poisoned.

At least, for the moment. Then, I get long term ailments.
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Post by: WarCorrespondentClock on April 26, 2008, 06:42:40 PM
Well, i guess my im-practical power would be....the ability to remember quotes from movies word for word.
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Post by: clockradioclock on April 26, 2008, 07:20:42 PM
The ability to pop balloons with my mind. Balloons only.
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Post by: Kombucha on April 26, 2008, 07:21:54 PM
Quote from: Radio;1293125The ability to pop balloons with my mind. Balloons only.
That would be awesome.
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Post by: clockradioclock on April 26, 2008, 07:25:40 PM
But completely impractical. _poogle_

The ability to make gum chew itself.
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Post by: ChocolateBarClock on April 26, 2008, 07:45:54 PM
The ability to see what I will do in 10 seconds.
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Post by: Loki Clock on April 26, 2008, 07:50:37 PM
The ability to unheal any wound I've ever had.
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Post by: Maltese on April 26, 2008, 08:44:04 PM
Quote from: ZeitmiserZeitmesser;1293151The ability to unheal any wound I've ever had.

dude, that is so practical, lets say it's halloween, and you need to have a kickass zombie costume
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 25, 2011, 11:36:49 PM
Quote from: SpinningCubeClock;958642I would have the power to make the knuckles on my fingers bend the other way as well. That way, I could actually punch people with my palm. :)

I can sort of do this in real life, except that I need to hold the fingers in place with my other hand so I can't do any punching.

Bump.
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 26, 2011, 01:49:44 AM
Shoot lasers from my eyes, and by lasers i mean low power laser pen lasers.
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Post by: OvenmittClock on June 26, 2011, 01:51:46 AM
Quote from: UshankaClock;1828899Shoot lasers from my eyes, and by lasers i mean low power laser pen lasers.
Think about how useful they'll be when you're giving a powerpoint presentation.
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 26, 2011, 02:10:34 AM
But if you look at a co-worker's tits everyone would know!
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Post by: BinaryClock on June 26, 2011, 03:13:05 AM
The ability to remember what I posted in super old threads.
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Post by: Sinister Clock on June 26, 2011, 06:04:30 AM
The ability to remove any disease from anyone, for three seconds.
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Post by: EnglishClock on June 26, 2011, 06:26:16 AM
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1828907The ability to remove any disease from anyone, for three seconds.

Somebody with a life threatening illness would hunt you down and make you their slave
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on June 26, 2011, 09:16:56 AM
To be able to turn into an inanimate object.























and I'm never able to turn back
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Post by: RobClock on June 26, 2011, 09:25:33 AM
Quote from: BlobClock;1828920To be able to turn into an inanimate object.























and I'm never able to turn back
assuming you'd maintain consciousness, that would actual be pretty cool.
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 26, 2011, 09:27:57 AM
Quote from: RobClock;1828923assuming you'd maintain consciousness, that would actual be pretty cool.

Not if you turn into a toilet
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 26, 2011, 09:28:15 AM
...unless you're into that kind of thing, Rob.
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Post by: Slurpee on June 26, 2011, 09:38:20 AM
Quote from: RobClock;1828923assuming you'd maintain consciousness, that would actual be pretty cool.
I can't think of a single inanimate object I'd want to be trapped as, a helpless observer to my every surrounding and eventual demise. sounds like a complete nightmare.



except... maybe a tesseract.
or a sun.
hm.
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Post by: AstronautClock on June 26, 2011, 12:06:10 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1828929I can't think of a single inanimate object I'd want to be trapped as, a helpless observer to my every surrounding and eventual demise. sounds like a complete nightmare.



except... maybe a tesseract.
or a sun.
hm.

a rock in the woods. you see the world around you change across eons of time
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 26, 2011, 12:08:33 PM
A PAIR OF PANTIES GIGGLE GIGGLE
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Post by: GearBoxClock on June 26, 2011, 12:52:45 PM
The power to experience searing pain everytime I touch my dick
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on June 26, 2011, 02:06:16 PM
Quote from: clammo;1828953i also wish you had that power (so you could never post again)

What if I turned into a CC member's keyboard.
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Post by: GearBoxClock on June 26, 2011, 02:58:08 PM
The power to make people feel a slight stinging everytime I amputate a limb
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Post by: SoBe Clock on June 26, 2011, 03:07:31 PM
I want only one super power.

BATTLE TECHNIQUE: LV.48 DISCONCERTING OGLE
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 26, 2011, 03:34:21 PM
The ability to summon one grain of salt every 2 weeks
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on June 26, 2011, 03:44:53 PM
The ability to secrete a slug phermone.
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 26, 2011, 03:47:19 PM
The ability to spray mace out of my bunghole
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Post by: RobClock on June 26, 2011, 04:35:29 PM
Quote from: UshankaClock;1828965The ability to spray mace out of my bunghole
That is completely practical, providing you are about to be raped.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 26, 2011, 05:18:42 PM
I want the power to change my hands into someone else's hands.
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Post by: theDM on June 26, 2011, 05:31:42 PM
Quote from: AnchorClock;955460Super Adhesive Jizz.

Super Adhesive anything can be usefull
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 26, 2011, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: theDM;1828977Super Adhesive anything can be usefull

It can be useful, but it's not very practical.

I'd go for adhesive blood. Fast clotting is the next best thing to a healing factor, assuming it doesn't clot while it's still in the body and clog an artery.
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Post by: VCRClock on June 26, 2011, 05:54:09 PM
My adhesive power would be Velcro skin.

Never blinking again.
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Post by: AbsintheClock on June 26, 2011, 07:34:23 PM
The ability to change peoples underwear without undressing them.
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Post by: patriotclock on June 26, 2011, 08:41:09 PM
Quote from: Cowboy Bebop;1828897I can sort of do this in real life, except that I need to hold the fingers in place with my other hand so I can't do any punching.

Bump.

The ability to bump any thread and not get banned for it
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Post by: Topcatyo on June 26, 2011, 10:18:05 PM
The ability to turn my poop into hotdogs once it has entirely left my body.

Not so much an ability as it is a condition.
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Post by: EnglishClock on June 27, 2011, 04:28:44 AM
Quote from: topcatyo;1829020The ability to turn my poop into hotdogs

They have this already, it is known as McDonalds.
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Post by: TequilaClock on June 27, 2011, 04:45:07 AM
The ability to reverse the image mirrors reflect.

Quote from: UshankaClock;1828963The ability to summon one grain of salt every 2 weeks

I believe we can already do that and more by sweating.
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 27, 2011, 07:12:33 AM
Quote from: RobClock;1828971That is completely practical, providing you are about to be raped.

Only if the guy gets really close to your butt with his face
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on June 27, 2011, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: UshankaClock;1829065Only if the guy gets really close to your butt with his face

spraying mace on someones dick would hurt bro.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on June 27, 2011, 12:10:43 PM
The ability to fly only whilst inside a flying machine.
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 27, 2011, 12:20:07 PM
Quote from: BlobClock;1829071spraying mace on someones dick would hurt bro.

Fair.
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 27, 2011, 12:58:47 PM
Quote from: UshankaClock;1829065Only if the guy gets really close to your butt with his face

chemical mace or bear spray is unlike pepper-spray in that it doesnt need to be sprayed in the eyes/face to be effective

imagine if you had to actually think about aiming it at the bears face for it to work? jesus i would be shitting my pants
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 27, 2011, 01:00:12 PM
The power to administrate an internet forum based around making spam animations
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Post by: Topcatyo on June 27, 2011, 01:06:02 PM
The ability to make everybody know I have a superpower when in a 40 foot radius of them, but they don't know what the superpower is and then they just sorta start to assume things.
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 27, 2011, 01:10:58 PM
Quote from: clammo;1829100why would you want to be the admin of the star syndicate???

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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on June 27, 2011, 01:15:16 PM
The ability to suck the hair off of people heads with every single orifice I have.




































EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 27, 2011, 01:38:27 PM
"the clock crew isnt based on spam"

i dont know any strawberryclock :smug:
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Post by: Sinister Clock on June 27, 2011, 01:57:41 PM
Serious talk. I'd love to be able to forget specific memories, like what happened in a movie, or what orgasms feel like, or the fact that the clock crew exists. It's a useful power but not really very practical.
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Post by: clockradioclock on June 27, 2011, 02:26:29 PM
Quote from: topcatyo;1829098The ability to make everybody know I have a superpower when in a 40 foot radius of them, but they don't know what the superpower is and then they just sorta start to assume things.

this is the best power
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 27, 2011, 06:01:55 PM
Quote from: clammo;1829114"the clock crew is based entirely on spam"

i dont know any orangeclock, stangeclock, nefclock, munglai, zombie lincoln, f u, etc etc etc

well the clock crew wasnt actually based on orangeclock, strangeclock, nefclock, munglai, zombie lincoln, f u, etc etc

and who said the clock crew is based entirely on spam anyway? not me, nice quote though
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 27, 2011, 06:05:31 PM
deal with it :smug:

bitch
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Post by: PolyhedronClock on June 27, 2011, 07:47:57 PM
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1829109Serious talk. I'd love to be able to forget specific memories, like what happened in a movie, or what orgasms feel like, or the fact that the clock crew exists. It's a useful power but not really very practical.

well being able to relive certain moments watching television or movies and what not would require a pretty bit thing, not just of the moment in the movie but all the thoughts and experiences you concluded from it.

plus if you did rewatch it there's no guarantee that you'd be able to draw the same conclusions you watched the first time around and you might just end up saying "what the fuck is this shit" to something you once held dear.

whoops i mean yeah fuck the clockcrew.
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Post by: Slurpee on June 27, 2011, 08:46:52 PM
Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1829162whoops i mean yeah fuck the clockcrew.
yeah I think we can all agree fuck the clock crew
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Post by: Topcatyo on June 27, 2011, 10:12:01 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1829171yeah I think we can all agree fuck the clock crew

I conclude every toast with it.
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 27, 2011, 10:50:13 PM
Quote from: clammo;1829169oops

orange clock is based on strawberry clock

rest of the clock crew is also based on strawberry clock

strawberry clock is the king of the portal

you cannot fathom the power strawberry clock possesses
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 27, 2011, 10:51:11 PM
"orangeclock didn't make spam movies"

:smug:
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Post by: MSPaintClock on June 27, 2011, 11:44:19 PM
Quote from: clammo;1829185wrong.

not agreeing with clam because he's an idiot but the clock crew isnt the star syndicate and das wut ur makin it out to be
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 28, 2011, 02:22:20 AM
i am the firestarterrrr
Title: If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on June 28, 2011, 06:58:59 AM
Clam, sorry. Strawberry Clock is the original. Without him Orange Clock wouldn't exist, and neither would the Clock Crew.
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Post by: Slurpee on June 28, 2011, 07:34:07 AM
clam's right.
the clock crew wasn't even a concept until orangeclock showed up.

if the sbc account didn't exist, it doesn't necessarily follow that the loose aggregate of silly kids that comprised the clock crew in the early days wouldn't have assembled and formed a 90% similar group, just that it probably wouldn't be called "the clock crew".

it's like saying amerigo vespucci was one of the founding fathers of the united states and the u.s. should therefore be a nation of italian explorers.
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Post by: MentosClock on June 28, 2011, 12:08:08 PM
This is definitely going off topic, but this is basically the origin of the Clock Crew:
[U2]GA8z7f7a2Pk&[/U2]
SBC technically started the group, but if the first couple followers hadn't have supported him and made what he was doing look cool then he would just be some crazy guy dancing by himself.
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Post by: DigitalLemonClock on June 28, 2011, 01:27:05 PM
check out my absolute interpretation of the past yall
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 28, 2011, 02:01:29 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1829214clam's right.
the clock crew wasn't even a concept until orangeclock showed up.

if the sbc account didn't exist, it doesn't necessarily follow that the loose aggregate of silly kids that comprised the clock crew in the early days wouldn't have assembled and formed a 90% similar group, just that it probably wouldn't be called "the clock crew".

it's like saying amerigo vespucci was one of the founding fathers of the united states and the u.s. should therefore be a nation of italian explorers.

More recently evidence has appeared showing that in fact it was the Chinese Admiral Cheng Ho who discovered America in 1421.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 28, 2011, 02:05:08 PM
Quote from: MentosClock;1829230This is definitely going off topic, but this is basically the origin of the Clock Crew:
[U2]GA8z7f7a2Pk&[/U2]
SBC technically started the group, but if the first couple followers hadn't have supported him and made what he was doing look cool then he would just be some crazy guy dancing by himself.

SBC technically didn't start anything.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 28, 2011, 02:10:05 PM
Quote from: clammo;1829242It was actually the vikings in the 1000s

columbus in 1492 discovered some of the caribbean islands such as Hispanola. there is john cabot who discovered the east coast of america. vikings under lief ericson were probably in newfoundland around 1000 A D. there is evidence that the chinese were on the west coast around 800 A D and even some evidence that Irish monks were in america as early as 600A D. take your pick.
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Post by: RobClock on June 28, 2011, 02:10:10 PM
Quote from: clammo;1829238raise your hand if you even ever talked to orange once in your life
I am in no way disagreeing with you, but you don't have to be such a smug fuck about it either.

You're right because you're right, not because you've stuck around for the better half of the last decade.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 28, 2011, 02:11:26 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1829241SBC technically didn't start anything.

[21:08:10] [15:02]   DWARFINATOR   sbc technically didnt start anything
[21:08:13] what do you mean dwarf?
[21:08:18] <&clammo> he means that
[21:08:23] <&clammo> orange and rasp started the clockcrew
[21:08:26] <&clammo> sbc didnt do anything
[21:08:28] <~DWARFINATOR> yes
[21:08:44] really? didn't know that
[21:08:48] <~DWARFINATOR> sbc has never done anything
[21:08:51] <&clammo> sbc has never been active at any point in time since the clockcrew started
[21:08:56] <&clammo> coolboyman stopped in once in a while
[21:08:58] <&clammo> but thats it
[21:09:06] <&clammo> he's never been an active member of the clockcrew
[21:09:07] <&clammo> never
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Post by: EtchASketchClock on June 28, 2011, 02:13:47 PM
Quote from: MentosClock;1829230This is definitely going off topic, but this is basically the origin of the Clock Crew:
[U2]GA8z7f7a2Pk&[/U2]
SBC technically started the group, but if the first couple followers hadn't have supported him and made what he was doing look cool then he would just be some crazy guy dancing by himself.
Play that video in reverse and you'll get the current state of the Clock Crew.
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Post by: Sombra on June 28, 2011, 02:14:05 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1829246[21:08:10] [15:02]   DWARFINATOR   sbc technically didnt start anything
[21:08:13] what do you mean dwarf?
[21:08:18] <&clammo> he means that
[21:08:23] <&clammo> orange and rasp started the clockcrew
[21:08:26] <&clammo> sbc didnt do anything
[21:08:28] <~DWARFINATOR> yes
[21:08:44] really? didn't know that
[21:08:48] <~DWARFINATOR> sbc has never done anything
[21:08:51] <&clammo> sbc has never been active at any point in time since the clockcrew started
[21:08:56] <&clammo> coolboyman stopped in once in a while
[21:08:58] <&clammo> but thats it
[21:09:06] <&clammo> he's never been an active member of the clockcrew
[21:09:07] <&clammo> never

I pick the best IRC names.
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Post by: Slurpee on June 28, 2011, 02:16:01 PM
I picked amerigo verpucci because the continents were named after him and he layed the brickwork for the european colonization that ultimately resulted in the current sovereign nations it's not meant to be a perfect or historically accurate metaphor jesus
also I came up with it as I was late for the bus
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 28, 2011, 02:19:39 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1829252I picked amerigo verpucci because the continents were named after him and he layed the brickwork for the european colonization that ultimately resulted in the current sovereign nations it's not meant to be a perfect or historically accurate metaphor jesus
also I came up with it as I was late for the bus

its forgiven but not forgotten
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Post by: MentosClock on June 28, 2011, 02:20:44 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1829241SBC technically didn't start anything.
Yeah, we are arguing the same thing. When I said that "SBC technically started the group", I meant only to the extent that he was the first person submitting flash with the word 'clock' in his name. But he's not the one who actually formed the group.

My Social Psychology prof showed that video to the class, and argued that the 2nd and 3rd people who joined in were more important than the 1st person. And then you guys were all like "orange and rasp are more important than Strawberry" and I was all like "hey, that reminds me of something that I learned in school! I should post it so that I look smart in a very superficial way!"
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 28, 2011, 02:24:24 PM
Quote from: MentosClock;1829257Yeah, we are arguing the same thing. When I said that "SBC technically started the group", I meant only to the extent that he was the first person submitting flash with the word 'clock' in his name. But he's not the one who actually formed the group.

My Social Psychology prof showed that video to the class, and argued that the 2nd and 3rd people who joined in were more important than the 1st person. And then you guys were all like "orange and rasp are more important than Strawberry" and I was all like "hey, that reminds me of something that I learned in school! I should post it so that I look smart in a very superficial way!"

No one watched your vid.
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Post by: Slurpee on June 28, 2011, 02:27:49 PM
I did
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Post by: Biggskoo on June 28, 2011, 02:31:02 PM
*looks back at psychology degree hanging on office wall*
*sips beer*
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 28, 2011, 02:44:07 PM
Quote from: biggs;1829263*looks back at psychology degree hanging on office wall*
*sips beer*

why are you drinkin at work
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Post by: Biggskoo on June 28, 2011, 02:54:51 PM
why aren't you
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Post by: AstronautClock on June 28, 2011, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1829259No one watched your vid.
I added it to my favourites
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 29, 2011, 02:15:50 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1829259No one watched your vid.

I watched it. Cool shit.

Also guys this is a goofy thread about impractical superpowers, quit being internet historian neckbeards.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 29, 2011, 01:20:44 PM
Quote from: clammo;1829349this is a thread about fuck you

this is a thread about North America
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Post by: Topcatyo on June 29, 2011, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Cowboy Bebop;1829350this is a thread about North America
[video=youtube;ms2klX-puUU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU[/video]
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 29, 2011, 10:11:35 PM
Quote from: topcatyo;1829402[video=youtube;ms2klX-puUU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU[/video]

Awesome, I was wondering if anyone would get the reference.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 29, 2011, 10:51:58 PM
I want the power to extrude licorice from my nostrils like play-doh.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on June 29, 2011, 11:21:42 PM
The power to make a computer's connection speed slower than it usually is.
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Post by: Topcatyo on June 30, 2011, 03:03:42 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1829436The power to make a computer's connection speed slower than it usually is.
I swear I have this ability.
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 30, 2011, 05:21:37 AM
The ability to literally shit a brick
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 30, 2011, 09:06:29 AM
Quote from: topcatyo;1829447I swear I have this ability.

In real life I have the superpower of making things break when I touch them so that my hands get all cut up.
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Post by: WrenchClock on July 01, 2011, 07:38:52 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cathyafisher.com%2Fassets_c%2F2011%2F01%2Fchocolate_orifice-thumb-520x315-366.jpg&hash=54636a412791ce8de8ef137db6fa08618da183bd)
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Post by: OcarinaClock on July 03, 2011, 03:15:32 AM
the ability to swallow mouthfuls of cinnamon with no hydration.
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Post by: Lump Clock on July 03, 2011, 02:17:51 PM
I would have the power to talk to insects.
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Post by: Sinister Clock on July 03, 2011, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: The Cancer Clock;1829655I would have the power to talk to insects.

This is a very common ability.
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Post by: AstronautClock on July 03, 2011, 04:24:43 PM
the power to control matter but only in the year 1989
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Post by: miracle fruit on July 03, 2011, 04:47:54 PM
i want to be able to shoot eyeballs out of my face like a machine gun
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on July 03, 2011, 05:53:00 PM
The power to develop a rash at will, but be completely unable to will it away once it's there.
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Post by: WrenchClock on July 04, 2011, 02:17:52 AM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1829662i want to be able to shoot eyeballs out of my face like a machine gun

Up to a maximum of two eyeballs
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Post by: miracle fruit on July 04, 2011, 06:24:27 PM
Quote from: UshankaClock;1829699Up to a maximum of two eyeballs

i also want a really big head that can store oodles of eyeballs
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Post by: Topcatyo on July 04, 2011, 10:11:29 PM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1829662i want to be able to shoot eyeballs out of my face like a machine gun
I could swear some guy was doing that in Tokyo Gore Police. I wasn't watching it because I was playing on the computer but it was on the TV in the room and that's what it looked like out of the corner of my eye.
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