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Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: ArgoonKlok on September 24, 2007, 07:01:56 PM
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B: I can assure you I mean you no harm.

Tom Fulp: Who are you?

B: Who? Who is but the form, following the function of what, and what I am is merely a giant red letter in a coat.

Tom Fulp: Well I can see that..

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B: Of course you can. I am not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a giant red letter in a coat 'who he is'.

Tom Fulp: Uh.. Right.

B: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the 'character' of this dramatis persona.

Behold! Before you, a beloved bastard of a being, born from the belittled bitchings of a berry, and baptised by bumbling believers to be their bible, their beholder and their beast of burden. Beginning as but a bypassing blurt of the brain, yet bloated to a brobdingnagian behemoth bawling his bile. But I branch off, so bear with my babbling as I break it down. As billions of booby-begging blockheads, blinded by bawdy blue movies, blow their boners to the banal, the bland and the bogus, a brotherly band of brigands dares bless the portal with bell-ringing, without boasting or bluffing, merely baffling. Blasphemy? Bludgeon down the baloney bullcrap with the benign and benevolent, they bellow, and how becoming are their beliefs. But this is becoming baleful to you, and I do not wish to bully, so before I bleach my bickering brawl of bombastic biography further with balderdash, let me say I come with the best intentions, and you may call me B.

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Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: AirPumpClock on September 24, 2007, 07:07:04 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaha in before goldmine
Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: Topcatyo on September 24, 2007, 07:12:29 PM
Brilliant!
Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: ScareCrow on September 24, 2007, 07:37:31 PM
Oh man, this is awesome.
Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on September 24, 2007, 07:38:29 PM
B for Vendetta
Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: SwirlberryClock on September 24, 2007, 07:39:00 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;1028510B for Vendetta

B for Bedndetta
Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on September 24, 2007, 07:40:55 PM
Quote from: Jared;1028512B for Bedndetta

hahaha fuck
Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: AirPumpClock on September 24, 2007, 07:43:07 PM
Quote from: Jared;1028512B for Bedndetta

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagn
Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 24, 2007, 07:44:13 PM
B
Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: BehemothClock on September 24, 2007, 08:24:52 PM
That kind of made my day
Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: IoClock on September 24, 2007, 08:27:37 PM
Much love.
Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: buttplug on September 24, 2007, 08:32:52 PM
And it actually makes sense too!
Quoteblow their boners to the banal, the bland and the bogus
My favorite part :)
Title: B will reveal himself in Clocktober
Post by: RomanClock on September 24, 2007, 08:33:36 PM
B for Beginning
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