Clock Crew

Quote from: Wikipedia Brown;1033559Wow. I wonder how he prepares his reviews, his delivery is so awesome.

Quote from: Henchman 21;1033608My guess is he writes them and rehearses a bit

Quote from: Dick Nixon;1033630Just watched all of them, great stuff. He needs to make more!

Quote from: The 37th President;1033613I like to think that it's improvised; it has that effervescent charm about it. I shall ask him.

Quote from: The 37th President;1034045I asked him; turns out it is scripted. :o

Quote from: Henchman 21;1034359Does he rehearse them a bit?

Quote from: Henchman 21;1034428Why wouldn't he?  You think he nails those intricate, super-long sentences on the first take every time?

Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1034473Still, the delivery is great, and i like his humor.

Quote from: SageClock;1034463I can almost guarantee that's rehearsed, and it's a certainty it's scripted.

Quote from: PoisonShroom;1034788He fucks up what he's saying in the BioShock one I think, but keeps going for the humerous effects it causes. Unless it was scripted, I really can't remember. :X

Quote from: PoisonShroom;1034788He fucks up what he's saying in the BioShock one I think, but keeps going for the humerous effects it causes. Unless it was scripted, I really can't remember. :X

Quote from: Henchman 21;1041402Check out the new one, he skewers Halo 3.  It sounds like his throat is sore or something.  You have to love this stuff.

Quote from: EvilberryClock;1041484He hit the nail on the head with the Psychonauts one.

Quote from: EvilberryClock;1041484He hit the nail on the head with the Psychonauts one.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1035025I love the Psychonauts review maybe if this gets popular enough people will actually buy it and people will realize its greatness and companies will recognize Double Fine so they can start making Psychonauts 2, since it was obviously set for a sequel and I'd give my left testicle to play such a thing.

Quote from: PoisonShroom;1050205underrated

Quote from: Henchman 21;1050216ARRRGH

Quote from: ampm;1132769shit, Im going to be a waste a lot of timing watching these right now.

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1161095http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2768-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy


hahaha

Quote from: SoBeClock;1164029Hahaha the guitar hero one is priceless, especially the ending.

Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1164041"It's just not as good as tonguing another man's balls. I mean as it used to be."

Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1163999He said exactly what I was thinking (almost down to the letter) where Galaxy should be just the weird platforming interludes from Sunshine.

Quote from: Naboo;1179392One person from Zero Punctuation (Yahtzee something) has started to write for the back column of PC Gamer magazine since Garry Whitta left it to pursue other stuff.
Kinda sorta on-topic.

Quote from: LINK, THE HERO OF TIME;1179905Yahtzee is the only person in Zero Punctuation, that's just the name of his reviews.

Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1179968His backlog on the magazine is awesome.

Quote from: Poltergeist;1180023I love the flight description in the Crysis review. I want this guy to review a game that controls like utter shit just to hear the monologue he'd make up.

Quote from: Chiyo-Chichi;1180032A new Superman game.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1188775THIS IS A MUMORPUGER!

Quote from: SoBeClock;1188932MUMOPRUGER is a wierd way of saying MMORPG.

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1202033me and yathzee agree that all games that aren't created by valve are shit.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1202004I have a bad feeling about this.

Quote from: Toon Link;1215462It's not funny when he's reviewing good games.

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1215463well he's only been positive about The orange box and COD4 so far..  all the others are eather mediocre or shit.

Quote from: El Hijo Del Ice Cream;1215479Psychonauts as well

Quote from: Toon Link;1215462It's not funny when he's reviewing good games.

Quote from: Toon Link;1215462It's not funny when he's reviewing good games.

Quote from: Ness;1219409Mmm actually I expected something like Professor Layton but this is fine as well. There is a bonus at the end.

Quote from: SockPuppetClock;1235885So that's how he looks like, I thought he would look different.

Quote from: Ganondorf;1236101I wish we could have seen his legendary "sweet hat."

Quote from: Max Headroom;1236536go to the valve travelogue, it shows a picture of him in the hat.

Quote from: ¶¡ηӄ;1236632

Tycho (on the right) looks like that?!

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1251951http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3016-Zero-Punctuation-Burnout-Paradise

hahaha

Quote from: SageClock;1257318Loki, I am SO going to permaban you. You bumped this topic reminding me about ZP this week and then I go to the site and they're freaking down.....grrrrrrrrrrrr! You shouldn't have even posted so I could remain blissfully ignorant, at least until the site was back up!

Quote from: SoBeClock;1257420Hehehe

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3040-Zero-Punctuation-Turok


Turok gets a ripped a new one.

Quote from: SageClock;1257434Turok hasn't been good since the N64 though, so you really shouldn't have been surprised that it sucked.

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1257538i wish he would review STALKER shadow of chernobyl

Quote from: TequilaClock;1257556I havent tried that one yet. I heard a lot of booing  everywhere towards it.

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1257538i wish he would review STALKER shadow of chernobyl

Quote from: TequilaClock;1257556I havent tried that one yet. I heard a lot of booing  everywhere towards it.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1257556I havent tried that one yet. I heard a lot of booing  everywhere towards it.

Quote from: TremcladClock;1257685It's really not a bad game, it's just incredibly broken. It feels a bit like the developers set out to create a competitor for Morrowind, blew their budget in the first year of development, then released it several years late due to the absence of funding and the diminished will to piss about with it any longer. That would certainly explain why the dated graphics are medicated with pixel-shader abuse.

It's pretty fun if you install a transportation mod and just drive around exploring.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1264043I doubt he'd do it even when he gets it.

And I doubt release dates have anything to do with assigned games, the escapist pays for all his stuff so I would assume that they also could afford to ship him a game from the states.

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1264083He'd need an American Wii, a freeloader, or some warranty breakage. Also, he did say in a review that he does tend to take requests when eighty bajillion people request it.

Quote from: Konata Izumi;1264098Bleh am I the only one who never really found this guy funny?

Quote from: TremcladClock;1264088And it's ultimately not worth it, seeing as Super Smash Brothers Brawl would be an incredibly dull game to review with the Zero Punctuation format.

Quote from: TremcladClock;1264103Yes.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1264176.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1264717I think cat would love it if Yahtzee was a japanese chick and instead of the round-people and monsters he used chibi kittens instead

Quote from: PirateClock;1283551haha this one is great

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4742-Zero-Punctuation-Condemned-2-Bloodshot

Quote from: TequilaClock;1264717I think cat would love it if Yahtzee was a japanese chick and instead of the round-people and monsters he used chibi kittens instead

Quote from: Konata Izumi;1284039Hey fuck you I just always found these to be extremely boring I mean just a dude talking fast oh wow so exciting =w=q

Quote from: TremcladClock;1284057Obvious inability to recognize wit.

Quote from: Konata Izumi;1284068How is that wit? It's like OH AND THEN YOU FALL OVER AND KEEP WALKING INTO WALLS OMgg and he makes a bunch of boring references I just don't find it entertaining I'M SORRY OK -w-

Quote from: Konata Izumi;1284068How is that wit? It's like OH AND THEN YOU FALL OVER AND KEEP WALKING INTO WALLS OMgg and he makes a bunch of boring references I just don't find it entertaining I'M SORRY OK -w-

Quote from: PirateClock;1290020http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4845-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Smash-Bros-Brawl


hahaha fuck yes!

Quote from: a nintendo fanboyThis 'review' by and large was pretty poor. It's Yahtzee's fault for posting his actual email and, god forbid, checking it that he gets all the mail he does. Just because people want it doesn't mean he should do it, and since Yahtzee, pretty clearly, is and has been nothing more than a professional troll for a good while now and should never play games outside of his 1 or 2 favourite genres. If this entire video wasn't clearly for the purpose of bashing a game he quite clearly doesn't like in the first place, it might actually have been more entertaining than listening to a grown man cry about 'peer' pressure.

Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1290106hahaha hell yes

also BILL MURRAY



Edit: holy shit read some of the video's comments, they're hilarious

QuoteWTF was up with plugging that game trading store? Maybe I'm just in a pissy mood because I like SSB, but I found that rather annoying.

QuoteNever have I seen some much ignorance in a board before. I find it funny that Yahtzee complains about fanboys and yet he has so many of them. Brawl is a fun game and thats a fact really. I'm sorry for you guys that it didnt involved shooting each other or for having 4 people fighting each that it is considered a bad game. Really, I came to the Escapist expecting the brightest of people who can enjoy many good games as forms of art. Boy was I wrong..

Quote from: Scmedic;1290146Yes, art...

Quote from: The Pyro;1290320Yes. Art.
People who put years into conceptual artwork, 3d modeling and design, programming physics, atmospheric effects, and fluid realistic animations tend to appreciate their product as a work of art, because that's what it is. Without art you have text based games where you imagine everything.

Quote from: Scmedic;1290327I don't mean to bash the guys who made the game, but a cross-universe multilayer fighting game isn't really art.  The individual stuff like concept artwork and music and shit, yes, that's art and whatnot, but the thing as a whole is a video game.

Quote from: Scmedic;1290327I don't mean to bash the guys who made the game, but a cross-universe multilayer fighting game isn't really art.  The individual stuff like concept artwork and music and shit, yes, that's art and whatnot, but the thing as a whole is a video game.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1290352hahahaha it was about time.

And yes I got the problem of the twat that always beats me because he plays by himself all the fucking time, and just exactly in GH3 and SSB games. And of course he is always fucking winning for fucking using Falco everytime. Fuck. Fucking.

Oh and lets not forget GAMETRADERS ROBINA

Quote from: The Pyro;1290381:facepalm:
The "He beat me because he uses Fox/Falco/Marth" arguement may have held some sort of reason behind it in SSBM, but any "rigged character" theories or tiers for brawl are completely unfounded. The games is 20X more balanced than melee is, and any character can be beaten with any character. Fox/falco/marth are not superior over the other characters this time around, and anyone who says they are simply don't know how to fight them, or are unwilling to let go of old, now-unexistent problem fads.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1290384Ok the Landmaster is not totally cheap man. Totally.

Quote from: The Pyro;1290332The animation, the 3d modeling, the particle effects, atmospheric effects, and soundwork are all forms of art as well!

I guess I'd like to defend that aspect of it due to the fact that I am a 3d modeler and a long-time student of game and simulation programming. :wiebel:

Quote from: The Pyro;1290391Every final smash will get you kills (besides a few) if used correctly.

I've gotten more kills with olimar's ship, peach's sleep, super sonic, snake's grenade launcher, and giga bowser than I have with landmaster, because those are just as deadly and much less avoidable.

FUCK LANDMASTER is just a fad started by people who were desperately trying to find something wrong with brawl without really analyzing the destructive capabilities of all the final smashes, because they couldn't let go of the issue that fox/falco were overpowered last game.

Quote from: KomBuchanan;1290494This should probably go in the Smash Bros discussion thread

Quote from: TequilaClock;1290384Ok the Landmaster is not totally cheap man. Totally.

Quote from: The Pyro;1290320Yes. Art.
People who put years into conceptual artwork, 3d modeling and design, programming physics, atmospheric effects, and fluid realistic animations tend to appreciate their product as a work of art, because that's what it is. Without art you have text based games where you imagine everything.


Also, I was surprised at the lack or logic behind his review of smash brothers brawl, as he usually only brings up all valid points.
(Please note I'm not saying that because I like the game. I've liked other games he's bashed just as much as brawl and still had been able to agree with all his criticisms)

Button mashing may work against even the most elite in fighting games like mortal kombat, soul calibur, and tekken, but try to beat someone who has any idea how to play in this game with button mashing and you're going to get blown away. Every single time.

The particle effects only go off the wall during final smashes, otherwise they're pretty impressive without obscuring the action.

But some of his other criticisms are correct I suppose, such as the annoying fighter-game standard of unlocking almost everyone you want to use, and that on certain stages if you don't have a big tv the camera does zoom out too much.

Quote from: The Pyro;1290320Yes. Art.
People who put years into conceptual artwork, 3d modeling and design, programming physics, atmospheric effects, and fluid realistic animations tend to appreciate their product as a work of art, because that's what it is. Without art you have text based games where you imagine everything.


Also, I was surprised at the lack or logic behind his review of smash brothers brawl, as he usually only brings up all valid points.
(Please note I'm not saying that because I like the game. I've liked other games he's bashed just as much as brawl and still had been able to agree with all his criticisms)

Button mashing may work against even the most elite in fighting games like mortal kombat, soul calibur, and tekken, but try to beat someone who has any idea how to play in this game with button mashing and you're going to get blown away. Every single time.

The particle effects only go off the wall during final smashes, otherwise they're pretty impressive without obscuring the action.

But some of his other criticisms are correct I suppose, such as the annoying fighter-game standard of unlocking almost everyone you want to use, and that on certain stages if you don't have a big tv the camera does zoom out too much.

Quote from: The Pyro;1290332The animation, the 3d modeling, the particle effects, atmospheric effects, and soundwork are all forms of art as well!

I guess I'd like to defend that aspect of it due to the fact that I am a 3d modeler and a long-time student of game and simulation programming. :wiebel:

Quote from: The Pyro;1290381:facepalm:
The "He beat me because he uses Fox/Falco/Marth" arguement may have held some sort of reason behind it in SSBM, but any "rigged character" theories or tiers for brawl are completely unfounded. The games is 20X more balanced than melee is, and any character can be beaten with any character. Fox/falco/marth are not superior over the other characters this time around, and anyone who says they are simply don't know how to fight them, or are unwilling to let go of old, now-unexistent problem fads.

Quote from: The Pyro;1290391Every final smash will get you kills (besides a few) if used correctly.

I've gotten more kills with olimar's ship, peach's sleep, super sonic, snake's grenade launcher, and giga bowser than I have with landmaster, because those are just as deadly and much less avoidable.

FUCK LANDMASTER is just a fad started by people who were desperately trying to find something wrong with brawl without really analyzing the destructive capabilities of all the final smashes, because they couldn't let go of the issue that fox/falco were overpowered last game.

Quote from: PirateClock;1290942

Quote from: The Pyro;1290391FUCK LANDMASTER is just a fad started by people who were desperately trying to find something wrong with brawl without really analyzing the destructive capabilities of all the final smashes, because they couldn't let go of the issue that fox/falco were overpowered last game.

Quote from: El Masked Bandito;1291432The brawl review is amazing and possibly the best thing ever. I think filecabinet should take notes

Quote from: The Enginigger;1291435Actually File Cabinet's was better because it pissed off thousands of silly nerds.

Quote from: BOBBYCLOCK;1291442I'd have thought Yahtzee has a bigger audience.

Quote from: Pin Clock;1291452The Brawl review is funny because it's not really a review but instead a message to the people sending him E-Mails about it to GTFO.

Or at least that's what I think it is.

Quote from: Monodi;1310138Hell yeah GTA IV

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4902-Zero-Punctuation-Grand-Theft-Auto-IV

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1315729What's with this new interface? Nothing's playing anymore.

Quote from: crank dat slurpee;1315733smart money says Painkiller's sales double this week.

Quote from: Niko Bellic;1312311haha i just noticed the last screen:  JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR I AM NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GOING TO REVIEW MARIO KART WII

Quote from: crank dat slurpee;1315733smart money says Painkiller's sales double this week.

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1315821Did Yahtzee most recently review it?  I don't really check the site unless this thread's updated.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1329957Oblivion?

Wasn't it like released last year?

Quote from: TequilaClock;1352533Even if he mentioned Penny Arcade (which they are a bunch of geniuses) all the humilliating targets point to CtrlAltDelete:

You got the twat-head main character, the skeptical best friend and the chick that simply doesn't understand the idiocy and shenanigans of the other too. That plus abortion drama.

Soemtimes I can't believe I used to read that shit.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1352551He was just noting how their success probably has an influence on those who, while are not necessarily skilled, want to do comics to make money.

Quote from: RomanClock;1352580What was that one web comic that had Miyamoto with a really long neck?

Quote from: TequilaClock;1352589F@NB0Y$

Quote from: TequilaClock;1352589F@NB0Y$

Quote from: SuperSexyIntelligentMan;1358535What's wrong with the new intro?

Quote from: SageClock;1358570Well, they probably didn't have much choice. The copyright demons probably swarmed in on him (or more likely, The Escapist) once he became popular and sponsored. His choices are probably either this music or NO music, more than likely.

Quote from: oɦʇɐʞdoʇ;1358660Wouldn't he not be violating copyright laws if he's playing a 15 second clip of it or so?  Hell, that's even less than iTunes shows.
Also if the copyright demons were to attack Yahtzee, they'd probably force him to change all his reviews.

Quote from: SuperSexyIntelligentMan;1358662iTunes is the new Mafia.

Quote from: Raymond Dufayel;1358847I liked how the old intro punned the thematic with two songs as much as the end. This one is like "YEAAAA IM SO FUCKING COOOL BROOO" like something you would watch on G4. Agh ok, screw those copyright fatasses.

Just for the record, Koala/mrSimon contributed on the making of the DS version of LEGO Indiana Jones.

Quote from: BananaClock;1358916http://gc.kombo.com/article.php?artid=33

The one I wrote when I used to write shitty game reviews.

Ubisoft emailed the website complaining that I gave the game too bad of a score/review.  It said it deserved at least a 5.

Quote from: BananaClock;1358916http://gc.kombo.com/article.php?artid=33

The one I wrote when I used to write shitty game reviews.

Ubisoft emailed the website complaining that I gave the game too bad of a score/review.  It said it deserved at least a 5.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1364591That was pretty damn good.
What game has a chapter skipping button?  Seriously?
Also, this is unrelated to Zero Punctuation, but that Drawn By Pain thing they advertise after his videos looks like the most horrible thing ever.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1364591That was pretty damn good.
What game has a chapter skipping button?  Seriously?

QuoteAlso, this is unrelated to Zero Punctuation, but that Drawn By Pain thing they advertise after his videos looks like the most horrible thing ever.

Quote from: Praying Jestis;1364731Any game made by Valve?

Quote from: Topcatyo;1364787Yeah, but you have to beat the chapters before you can skip to them, first.

Quote from: Praying Jestis;1364801I was able to do that in Episode 2 without beating it first.
And for some reason when I started HL1 there was a gamefile with fully loaded weapons right at the final boss scene against the Nihilanth.

Quote from: Praying Jestis;1364731It does look quite bad, but I think "Unforgotten Realms" is great.

Quote from: SuperSexyIntelligentMan;1364824Are you part of their forums? I looked at it, and it looks kind of dumb. You can do "online RP" which I imagine could get really lame, talk about Brawl in their 8000 threads, or swim through the gigantic number of noob threads about stupid shit that was said 2 threads down.

It's like a nerdy Clock Crew.

Quote from: Praying Jestis;1364830No, I just think the cartoon is funny. It's mostly a stupid-funny sort of thing, and I like it.

Quote from: HazardClock;1370265I don't know if someone have the same problem but,I can hardly follow what he is saying

Quote from: HazardClock;1370265I don't know if someone have the same problem but,I can hardly follow what he is saying

Quote from: Kombucha;1377678Ninja Gaiden II

Quote from: BunnyClock;1380448I hope he'll do Soul calibur 4

Quote from: Eric Foreman;13805105. I have no idea.

Quote from: Topcatyo;13805104. Something Man 3

Quote from: TequilaClock;1380532Reaaally looks like Spiderman 3

Quote from: Topcatyo;1380621Picture

Quote from: TremcladClock;1380582As hilarious as Yahtzee still is, he's really detached himself from the whole rapid fire "zero punctuation" thing.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1380692I'm comparing the boxarts and number 4 definitely looks like Spiderman 2.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1386230Raising the ante, he makes a comment about tits in before watching.

Quote from: Tabasco Clock;1386272Yeah, his tits jokes are starting to get REALLY predictable. But this episode was alright, it wasn't as predictable as Ninja Gaiden 2.

Quote from: StrawberryEye;1386864Ok, he said that no one should take that list srsly.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1386876dear clockcrew, stop giving a fuck

<3 yahtzee

Quote from: Topcatyo;1390425We should get Yahtzee to somehow mention the Clockcrew in a video of his.

Quote from: Kombucha;1390426Let's mass request that he review Clock Legends.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1390431Or we send him a bunch of requests for games to review and open all our e-mails with "Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal"

Quote from: TequilaClock;1390464Oh my god yes

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1390754Since it seems he's willing to review XBLA games, we should see if we can get him to review Castle Crashers.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1398690http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/de-rez/152-Yahtzees-Biggest-Fan

So anyone post this yet? This is good stuff right here.

Quote from: Gazpacho;1399046The audio was bad in a few scenes, but the video was alright.

Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1400037The warhammer trailer at the end of the Too Human review is badassssss

shame mmorpg's suck.

Quote from: GreyClock;1400054Didn't we play the demo of Too Human once because someone from this forum recommended it to you and it ended up being really really horrible?

Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1400056Yes, once being last friday.

Quote from: GreyClock;1400058No not last Friday right?

Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1400061I can't really recall! somewhere last week though, when we where playing castle crashers and i said: hey some clockcrew fag said Too Human is pretty cool, let's dowload the demo!  and then later we played it and i said: Wow this is pretty shit, let's play some cod4 so i can own you again.  And you said: no let's play some more castle crasher instead cause that's somewhat i suck slightly less at. And then you picked up one animal orb just before me and i forgot which one forcing me to go and find them all again in order to get the achievement.  thnkx allot.

Quote from: GreyClock;1400065I'm pretty sure we played Castle Crashers non-stop except for a little pee break or something! So maybe like the week before that.

Quote from: Kombucha;1400366I expect that now Spore's been released, tons of people are going to mass request that he review it.

Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1400037The warhammer trailer at the end of the Too Human review is badassssss

shame mmorpg's suck.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405237Is anyone at all alarmed about what he reviewed this week?

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405237Is anyone at all alarmed about what he reviewed this week?

Quote from: Drake Bell;1405288Alright, time for an email spam for him to do Castle Crasher.

Quote from: John;1405292haha that one was funny

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1405311Well he might as well do castle crashers next week. What else does he have to review?

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1405326I always thought warhammer was a game about space marines?


E: Also, TFU came out today, I doubt he makes his plans that close in advance.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405289You're the sort of person that he draws with their eyes too far apart and then getting impaled.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1405441Wow, Snake. You're pretty dense. Stop trying to generalize me, and learn to take a fucking joke. If you'd look in the previous threads, we were discussing whether or not to try something like that, because we wanted him to do it.

I'm smarter than I act, but I feel like acting like a fuck because that's just how I roll. Don't like it? Ignore me, so I don't have to roll my eyes every time you try to act all cool.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405452:catfight:
Ffft, ffft. E-mail campaigns at Yahtzee are a pretty dick move; they'll substantially decrease the chance of getting it reviewed if we make him systematically uninterested in it.

If you're so easy to ignore, why aren't I?

Quote from: Drake Bell;1405458I prefer not to ignore people, and I'm don't get pissy about YOUR posts, unless they pertain to you getting pissy at me, and I'd like to defend myself.

I don't want to fight with you, but I do think you need to lighten up, man.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405460Sorry, my ninja edit was too slow. Could you address my question? Where did you previously discuss bombing Yahtzee with mail?

Quote from: Drake Bell;1386864Ok, he said that no one should take that list srsly.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1386876dear clockcrew, stop giving a fuck

<3 yahtzee

Quote from: Bubbie;1390425We should get Yahtzee to somehow mention the Clockcrew in a video of his.

Quote from: Kombucha;1390426Let's mass request that he review Clock Legends.

Quote from: Bubbie;1390431Or we send him a bunch of requests for games to review and open all our e-mails with "Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal"

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1390754Since it seems he's willing to review XBLA games, we should see if we can get him to review Castle Crashers.

Quote from: John;1390800I'm all up for a Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal message spam if you guys are.


This one was a great review.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1390869With all the hype its getting, he will anyway.

If not next week the week after.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1405467Earlier in the thread.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1405475So that reminds me... SageClock may be Yahtzee, since Sage never seems to be on, and he loves these reviews... and it's not impossible that ONE of us is Yahtzee, since he seems to respond to our comments (when Snake said "Spore will probably be reviewed; and that thing with the Favorites List). If it IS one of us, I'd put my money down on the guy who started the thread about Yahtzee, and never posts in the thread (rarely at ALL for that matter.)

Quote from: Drake Bell;1410178Nope not suspicious.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1410178Meh, the Castle Crasher part wasn't as good as I wanted to be.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1410178Nope not suspicious.

Meh, the Castle Crasher part wasn't as good as I wanted to be.

Quote from: BunnyClock;1410867Seriously, do you honestly think any clock is talented enough to create something like yathzee's videos? Look at us, we are an uncreative pile of lazy shits

Quote from: SnakeClock;1410906Nah, no one in the Clock Crew is Yahtzee.

<3 Yahtzee

Quote from: Drake Bell;1410934Fix'd.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1410934Also, when I said "Nope not suspicious." I meant that it looks like one of us could be Yahtzee. I'm not saying that one of us IS Yahtzee, and I'm not saying that it definitely has to be, I'm just making a clever remark at how easy it is to assume it.

None of us are probably Yahtzee, but it's not impossible that he's a lurker... :3

Quote from: Drake Bell;1410934So guys, what game should we get him to review next?

Quote from: Slurpee;1410972It's not a fedora, it's a trilby.

Quote from: Slurpee;1410972It's not a fedora, it's a trilby.

Quote from: Bubbie;1411240Zero Punctuation's review method isn't all that amazing or original, it's just done well.  If Yathzee's writing weren't as good or his sarcasm as biting or his speech slurred it wouldn't be as popular as it is now.

Quote from: Maltese;1411376are you complaining? it's amazingly well done, creating a hilariously well done product.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1410906Now now, Yahtzee's idea is simple enough for any of us to pull it off. None of us just thought of it first (or none of us can talk fast enough).

Quote from: TremcladClock;1415776Mercenaries 2:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/231-Mercenaries-2

Quote from: HorseChestnutClock;1415798The parts about people falling were freaking funny. I laught out loud for like 3 minutes. HAhaha!

Quote from: gumfruit;1421528I love his reviews and I was gonna start a thread about this but you beat me to it

Quote from: TequilaClock;1421620I don't want to sound like a hypocrite or a hollow minded but, is it that hard to make good games these days?

Quote from: Drake Bell;1431873So what's up with that ending... ad? The phone calls... what was that all about?

Quote from: Pin Clock;1431884Yahtzee is so popular the escapist runs ads at the end of his reviews.

Also this one was pretty good.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1431873So what's up with that ending... ad? The phone calls... what was that all about?

Quote from: Phantom Renegade;1433215Any idea what font he uses? I'm doing an English presentation in my shitty version of his style.

Quote from: PirateClock;1436664gasp! according to yatzee Saints Row2>Gta4!

i haven't played Saints Row 2 but i did play 1 for a while and i thought it was shit.

Quote from: Maltese;1443006Yatzee is always right; so clearly, saint's row 2 is better than GTAIV

Quote from: Obroxious Groovebag;1451844I had a harder time understanding what he was saying than usual, it could be because of lack of sleep.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1451880I did too, but only by the name Liam Leason (I think) and because the doorbell kept ringing so our new dog was barking at the door the whole time.

Quote from: Joey 1337;1451884Liam Neeson

Quote from: Joey 1337;1451884Liam Neeson

Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1456486Hahaha the Deus Ex ending is ridiculous

Quote from: Topcatyo;1456560I never have a problem being the vocalist in Rock Band.
Doesn't mean I'll be good and I won't sing like Bob Dylan (on purpose), but still.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1458331Big challenge: if you can't find a singer, get a mic stand and be the singer and guitarist at the same time! Go all Jack White on the game's ass! :thumbs:

Also, I just watched the Fable II review again for kicks and I still laugh my ass off when Yahtzee abruptly goes all rambly-cutesy at the end.

"They just try to distract from the flaws by going OH WOOK HE'S A DOGGY MASH UP HIS WIDDLE FACE AND Call him Chips."

Quote from: PirateClock;1458332DID YOU KNOW THAT ARBOK IS KOBRA BACKWARDS! AND EKANS IS SNAKE! :O

Quote from: Joey 1337;1458358Haunter is retnauh backwards.

Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1456486Hahaha the Deus Ex ending is ridiculous

Quote from: PirateClock;1458332DID YOU KNOW THAT ARBOK IS KOBRA BACKWARDS! AND EKANS IS SNAKE! :O

Quote from: +++;1458630Wow the GH:WT review was the best I've seen in a while!

Quote from: SnakeClock;1458649And everyone knows EA are bigger douchebags than any other game publisher you can name.
I hate those HORRIBLE GAMES THEY PUBLISH. Like Need for Speed, Medal of Honor, The Sims, Battlefield and the later games in the Burnout and Command & Conquer series. Those damned bastards why would they even fucking think about letting people play those abominations. They should have just dropped funding and run. I hope Maxis can go to hell.

Quote from: UnrealClock;1458825I like putting puppies in cages and setting fire to them.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1458836Don't put words in my mouth.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1458836put cocks in my mouth.

Quote from: UnrealClock;1458842Sure thing, Mr. Oceola.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1458845When did I ever say EA publishes bad games? Hell, they published Rock Band.

Think before you post.

Quote from: UnrealClock;1458863haha.

I can't even imagine what you were thinking when you posted that.

[SIZE=1000000]I'M SO CLEVER I DON'T KNOW HOW I STAND IT SOMETIMES[/SIZE]

Quote from: SnakeClock;1458877Fine, they also published Mirror's Edge and all those other games you mentioned when you assumed that by "douchebags" I meant "gross incompetents".

Happy now?

Quote from: PirateClock;1458990that game sucked dick aswell.

Quote from: Hannah Montana;1461122fyi rockband is just as bad as all the other rhythm based games. The only difference is that people think its cool because the controllers are molded into pieces of plastic which look like instruments.

Quote from: Maltese;1461129EA published Left 4 Dead

Quote from: PirateClock;1461131aswell as: Black&White, Command and Conquer, Crysis, Mass Effect  and several other decent games.  I just thought it was funny that Snake mentioned Mirrors Edge and Rock Band as good games.

Quote from: PirateClock;1461131aswell as: Black&White, Command and Conquer, Crysis, Mass Effect  and several other decent games.  I just thought it was funny that Snake mentioned Mirrors Edge and Rock Band as good games.

Quote from: .cb;1461160Don't forget any sports game worth playing.

Quote from: PirateClock;1461161i didn't forget.

Quote from: Louis;1461194AVGN is superior.

Quote from: Joey 654165 4;1461234That was a funny joke.

Quote from: Louis;1461287Yahtzee is "IF IT'S MAINSTREAM OR RESEMBLES A FPS IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT MADE FOR 12 YEAR OLDS," he consistently gets shit wrong about video games (pretty sure the tranq gun doesn't have unlimited ammo in MGS4 for example), and probably sucks ass at games based on some of the shit he says, like when he said he was constantly getting killed on medium in STALKER.

Quote from: Louis;1461287If you take either of the seriously, you are a retard.

AVGN talks about games no-one cares about, acts like stringing together vulgarities is the height of comedy, and has some shitty self-made special effects in his videos that I'm guessing he thinks makes them more interesting.

Yahtzee is "IF IT'S MAINSTREAM OR RESEMBLES A FPS IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT MADE FOR 12 YEAR OLDS," he consistently gets shit wrong about video games (pretty sure the tranq gun doesn't have unlimited ammo in MGS4 for example), and probably sucks ass at games based on some of the shit he says, like when he said he was constantly getting killed on medium in STALKER.

They should both be watched for entertainment, not for actual advice on purchasing games. If you want to find out whether a game is good, read up on it from a few serious video game magazines and then rent it at a video store.

Quote from: Slurpee;1461357u mad

Quote from: Louis;1461287If you take either of the seriously, you are a retard.

Quote from: PirateClock;1461131aswell as: Black&White, Command and Conquer, Crysis, Mass Effect  and several other decent games.  I just thought it was funny that Snake mentioned Mirrors Edge and Rock Band as good games.

Quote from: Joey 1337;1461427He doesn't, AVGN just isn't funny.

Quote from: Louis;1461481Subjective.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1461484Cut and paste these words together to form your own AVGN video:

Ass
Bitch
Buffalo
Cunt
Damn
Damned
Diarrhea
Dick
Fuck
Fucking
Fucker
Shit
Squirrel

Though I do find his stagecraft fairly funny.

Quote from: Joey 1337;1461427I find it amusing that the video is sponsored by EVE Online when Yahtzee reviewed EVE Online very critically.

QuoteHe doesn't, AVGN just isn't funny.

Quote from: ampm;1461555No, not really. The whole joke is that its what people get like, drunk, playing shitty video games combined with a review and the whole huge nerd aspect.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1466671Is it just me or Yahtzee's voice sounded quite different and undertoned than usual?

Quote from: Joey 654165 4;1466701I don't know whether or not my ears are adjusting, because he seems to be talking in a normal fashion, and not a super quick thing anymore.

Quote from: Obroxious Groovebag;1466705It's because he has lost his love for himself since he bought a 20 hour game he didn't even like for 100 dollar.

Quote from: Slurpee;1466709go back and watch his Fable 1 review

dude's voice changes all the damn time

Quote from: Obroxious Groovebag;1466705It's because he has lost his love for himself since he bought a 20 hour game he didn't even like for 100 dollar.

Quote from: CANNABIS_CLOCK;1466984the escapist pays for his games

Quote from: +++;1468039Yes that's what I thought, so I don't know what his comment about paying 100 bucks was all about.

Quote from: LoliClock;1468062I'm pretty sure that was before they sponsored him =w=

Quote from: +++;1469671It's stupid us Aussies have to even pay $100 for a fucking game. Used to be $120 when the 360 first came out and there'll be a $110 game pop up from time to time.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1469712Well really, how much is the Australian Dollar worth?

$1AUD = 83¢ CAD

Though the value difference can't be that broad. Must be a publishing thing, like less people in Australia buy video games.

Quote from: FIREMAN;1469716A lot of people buy video games here.
And it really does bug me how much video games cost compared to america. When I lived there I wouldn't of cared if I paid full price for a game, but all the games here seem so over priced to me.

Quote from: Obroxious Groovebag;1469721In that case it's because you people will buy the games anyway.

Quote from: FIREMAN;1469784Actually I must say, when the stock market went all silly like I felt a bit better about buying games.
But before that the AUD was getting closer and closer to the USD, it was almost dollar for dollar at several points. I think that really bugged me the most.



Games have always been that price from memory. The only changes where increases for the 360 and PS3 games.
I'm under the impression most people don't know how much games cost in other countries.

Quote from: BunnyClock;1469821Stop bumping this if he hasn't made a new review yet!!!

Quote from: Obroxious Groovebag;1469828Why would it be a problem?
You should know by now that he only releases new reviews on wednesday, somewhere around18.00 for gmt+1.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1472564I'm surrprised he didn't review Prince of Persia... I had $10 on that...

Quote from: Bill Lumbergh;1472587he'll probably do it next week

Quote from: The Warden;1472633Everything he said about Sonic is fucking true.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1472564I'm surrprised he didn't review Prince of Persia... I had $10 on that...

Quote from: SnakeClock;1472984This is why I'm not a betting man as far as Yahtzee is concerned.

I more expected him to do PoP, but it occurred to me it's probably behind on the Australian release date. I had a feeling he would do Sonic Unleashed at some point, but didn't expect it this week. It's a pleasant surprise.

I love the way Yahtzee depicts Sonic, especially when he's "running too fast". :D

I was going to rent it this week, but I think I'll hold off now. :p

Quote from: PirateClock;1473253waiting for poltergeist to trow another hissy fit

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1485657Why is the fourth Prince of Persia just called "Prince of Persia" when that's pretty much what the first game is known as? Way to be confusing.

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1485657Why is the fourth Prince of Persia just called "Prince of Persia" when that's pretty much what the first game is known as? Way to be confusing.

Quote from: Da Coach;1485661The last one to be called Prince of Persia, with no subtitle, was the original in 1989. Seeing as that was an nes game, I think people would know the difference by context.

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1485657Why is the fourth Prince of Persia just called "Prince of Persia" when that's pretty much what the first game is known as? Way to be confusing.

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1485713I mean that Sands of Time or whatever the first one people actually know about is called. I didn't know there even was a NES one.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1497977just like Prince of Persia

Quote from: HazardClock;1498066Prince of Persia? I tough there were just four games of it

Quote from: HazardClock;1498066Prince of Persia? I tough there were just four games of it

Quote from: Pig Mask;1485791Sonic Unleashed's review was fucking brilliant, and reminded me of why I love Yahtzee.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1498319That review was shitty, because his biggest arguments were dumbshit lies and extremely stretched half-lies that I'd expect to come from an idiot of video games.

That review made me lose respect for Yahtzee as an actual game reviewer.

Quote from: Maltese;1498338you're dumb, yahtzee is perfect.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1498343a lot of people treat his word like the word of God,  but he simply isn't.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1498343Yeah yeah, I know. I'm just saying that a lot of people treat his word like the word of God,  but he simply isn't. And he didn't need to go premature on us like that, because it makes the game look horrid, when it isn't that bad.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1498319That review was shitty, because his biggest arguments were dumbshit lies and extremely stretched half-lies that I'd expect to come from an idiot of video games.

That review made me lose respect for Yahtzee as an actual game reviewer.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1498319That review was shitty, because his biggest arguments were dumbshit lies and extremely stretched half-lies that I'd expect to come from an idiot of video games.

That review made me lose respect for Yahtzee as an actual game reviewer.

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1500876Im sure you being a sonic fanboy has nothing to do with it.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1501087Yeah but you forgot we all like Yahtzee so eh

Quote from: Michael Scott;1501080TL;DR.

Quote from: Misanthrope Antelope;1501229This just in: sonic unleashed, still shit.

I tried playing it but it was just sonic 2006 with even worse controls.

Quote from: ChalkberryClock;1502624it's not playing for me for some reason.

edit:
ok got it working.  does Yahtzee sound extra Australian to anyone else in this one?

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1502651Remember when he talked about the really phoned in South African accent?

Quote from: ChalkberryClock;1502679huh. i didn't really think it was the same accent.  just sounded like he was Australianizing his vowels. but maybe he was trying to make a point by doing the same kind of thing that the game did.

Quote from: DukeNukemClock;1503085and that is the joke.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1504417It might be like how Australian sounds a little like a British accent. Alternatively, it might be like how some think that a Boston accent is exactly like a New York accent.
(Meaning)Maybe "bad Australian" is what South African sounds like, or maybe it just sounds like that to idiots.

Quote from: Hogarth Hughes;1508961"Sometimes A game is popular because it's good"?

Yahtzee is slipping.

Quote from: Slurpee;1509130well that settles that

Quote from: Snake Clock;1513140It would be interesting if he did LittleBigPlanet. It's such an off-kilter game, I'd think he'd have a lot to say about it.

Quote from: Snake Clock;1513140It would be interesting if he did LittleBigPlanet. It's such an off-kilter game, I'd think he'd have a lot to say about it.

Quote from: Looking For A Good Fuck;1513164it'll never happen for the same reason that Yahtzee doesn't review multiplayer content, he reviews a game for any sort of consistent gameplay experience, he experienced it this way, and you could experience the exact same way if you wished, with multiplayer experience, you can never get the same experience twice.

Quote from: Homer Sexual;1513195But he reviewed Conan...

Quote from: Looking For A Good Fuck;1513164it'll never happen for the same reason that Yahtzee doesn't review multiplayer content, he reviews a game for any sort of consistent gameplay experience, he experienced it this way, and you could experience the exact same way if you wished, with multiplayer experience, you can never get the same experience twice.

Quote from: Poltergeisty;1514407I don't particularly care about Yahtzee's opinion, I find him funny is all, but my God I'm too scared to watch this review.

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1514409I don't think he's going to convince you to dislike LBP if you like it.  His main point seems to be that finding good levels is probably difficult.

Quote from: Snake Clock;1513140It would be interesting if he did LittleBigPlanet. It's such an off-kilter game, I'd think he'd have a lot to say about it.

Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1513164it'll never happen for the same reason that Yahtzee doesn't review multiplayer content, he reviews a game for any sort of consistent gameplay experience, he experienced it this way, and you could experience the exact same way if you wished, with multiplayer experience, you can never get the same experience twice.

Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1514429yep, I'm wrong.

Quote from: RobClock;1514539the bit with the dancing ass at the end was actually the only thing i got a chuckle outta.

Quote from: Homer Sexual;1514823Yeah, good user-created dingen isn't that hard to come by.  The "Cool Levels" are usually on there for a reason.
Not only that, but this is a good thread for finding levels.
Also you can always expect quality from my dingen.

Quote from: Master Bates;1518921So this is actually a retro-review? Because that game seemed to good never heard of it

Quote from: Snake Clock;1518917Thief: The Dark Project

Let us take you back to 1998 when PC gaming still mattered...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:grumpy: As it does to this day...

HEE HEE HEE

Funniest thing in the review! ^___^

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1518953That's what he was saying? I couldn't hear him.
I also didn't get the joke anyway.

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1518959because due to piracy and the popularity of consoles, the pc isn't very attractive for game developers and is dying as a game platform. Although mentioning this on the internets unleashes a hoard of nerds defending their pc with their life.

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1518959because due to piracy and the popularity of consoles, the pc isn't very attractive for game developers and is dying as a game platform. Although mentioning this on the internets unleashes a hoard of nerds defending their pc with their life.

I DISAGREE WITH YOU FINE SIR!

Quote from: RobClock;1519052"Pc is dead as a gaming platform."

Quote from: RobClock;1519052"Pc is dead as a gaming platform."

[IMG]MATURITY[IMG]
BIG LETTERS MEAN I'M RIGHT

Quote from: Snake Clock;1519063How did Yahtzee get a picture of you in his review? :confused:

Quote from: RobClock;1519074yahtzee got a picture of me in his review?!

Quote from: RobClock;1519090no i'm the one with the baby over his mouth.

Quote from: HazardClock;1519113this one was kinda nostalgic, which is bad because the only nostalgic memories I have are about console games

Quote from: Master Bates;1519794Doom was one of my first games I ever played lol

Quote from: Brad Dharma;1524331skate 2
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/553-Skate-2

yahtzee finds skateboarding to be an inscrutable and self-indulgent hobby whose subcultural idiosyncrasies were carried into skate 2 without considerable regard to those who don't partake of the activity

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1528517i liked fear 2:(

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1528517i liked fear 2:(

Quote from: Maltese;1528603and now you don't

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1528612nah i still do.

Quote from: Maltese;1528613well, then you shall suffer the fate of being wrong.

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1528616there's a gun that shoots glowy pins you can use to pin people to walls.

just sayin'

Quote from: Maltese;1528620Half-Life 2 has a Crossbow that fires glowing-hot rebar into people, which you can use to pin people to walls.

just sayin'

Quote from: Maltese;1528620Half-Life 2 has a Crossbow that fires glowing-hot rebar into people, which you can use to pin people to walls.

just sayin'

Quote from: Brad Dharma;1528751you don't have to agree with yahtzee to enjoy his humor show

divorce yourself from your hobbies a little

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1528629Think of Half Life as you dream girl and Fear as a drunk slut you'd have a one night stand with.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1528867Not to mention that FEAR 2 has piercings in rather disturbing places and has a tattoo of an arrow on her belly button that leads to her vagina, which hasn't been shaved for years.
It also has a daughter that works as a cashier for a sex toy shop who is waaaaay to open about her personal life.
Half Life 2 has a daughter as well, but she's an MIT grad and has a family of her own now.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1528937Don't forget her crazy uncles.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1528867Not to mention that FEAR 2 has piercings in rather disturbing places and has a tattoo of an arrow on her belly button that leads to her vagina, which hasn't been shaved for years.
It also has a daughter that works as a cashier for a sex toy shop who is waaaaay to open about her personal life.
Half Life 2 has a daughter as well, but she's an MIT grad and has a family of her own now.

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1528940

Quote from: Snake Clock;1534281Spider Man: Web of Shadows

A surprising choice, but it's quite funny.

Quote from: HazardClock;1539561It's my imagination or Yathzee said it was good

Quote from: PirateClock;1543023hahahah the last line literary made me laugh out loud.

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1554903I like the effort, but Yahtzee wins that match in a landslide. Graham's voice is great for Unskippable, not for fast paced sarcasm.

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1554903Also the Battle Royale movie must be more popular than I thought, I want to see it some time.

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1554932I think that soundtrack part was scripted.

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1554932I think that soundtrack part was scripted.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1554818PONY JAAAAAAAAM!!

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1554932I think that soundtrack part was scripted.

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1555639I just noticed that, in the RE5 one, he prounounces David Bowie like the bow of a ship.

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1561192http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/673-MadWorld

Oh well, I guess I wasn't expecting too much.
From what I played it was grindtastically fun, in more ways than one. kill actions never get old, especially with the area weapons and stuff. Action grinding has always been the best kind of grinding. (see Kindgom Hearts)


Here's to hoping for Henry Hatsworth next week.

Quote from: Rita Repulsa;1561377You know, I liked MadWorld, but Yahtzee didn't seem to like it so my opinion drastically changed.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1561381I kinda lost interest of this game when I knew it just lasted about 4 hours

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1555673But his name is David Bowie. You can't have secondary pronunciations on proper names.

Quote from: Munglai;1562473Lots of people pronounce Bowie like Bough-y. No one's entirely sure how it's supposed to be pronounced.

Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1562461

Quote from: TequilaClock;1561381I kinda lost interest of this game when I knew it just lasted about 4 hours but I still think the TV show theme is brilliant.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1564880Is not the same, Portal has a lot of brilliant script and an addictive gimmick. I am not saying MadWorld sucks, is just the style doesn't make enough justice to the durability just like Trace Memory which was cool but too short as well.

Quote from: Munglai;1562473Lots of people pronounce Bowie like Bough-y. No one's entirely sure how it's supposed to be pronounced.

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1565330Yes they are. It's his god damned name. David bow like a friggin bowtie bowie.

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1565330Yes they are. It's his god damned name. David bow like a friggin bowtie bowie.

Quote from: Reisen Udongein Inaba;1577567this weeks new review:
Valkyria Chronicles

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1577757What, JRPG's? He's already reviewed TWEWY.

Quote from: Atrus;1577769That wasn't quite a JRPG proper, since it had such a weird combat system. He specified in his review of it that that's why he wanted to play it.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1587452It was still a JRPG, its just that the combat made it a good JRPG, same for Kingdom Hearts.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1587462If I remember correctly, SquareEnix is still a Japanese company.
TWEWY was set in Tokyo for christ's sake.

Quote from: Atrus;1587424Duke Nukem Forever

RobClock's dream review.

Quote from: RobClock;1587614i was at first entertained by this review and it's exilent use of sarcasm but after 5 minutes it got a little stale and hurtful as a huge fan of 3Drealms and Duke.

I'm reminded of the credits of one episode when he said:
'systematically exiling every type of fanboy' or something like that.

PS. Take2 never gave 3Drealms any money to complete DNF, so the current court case as presented by Take2 is bullshit.

Quote from: Atrus;1587619Taht's targic.

Quote from: RobClock;1587687thank you for a well thought out rebuttal to my comment.

Quote from: Atrus;1587693Duke Nukem is basically the male version of Lara Croft.

Quote from: Jugger;1587701Oh no you didn't.

Quote from: Jugger;1587706Man why you gotta be like that.

Quote from: Jugger;1587723Duke Nukem

Quote from: Slurpee :D;1587736I thought this last review was pretty funny wat did everybody else think

Quote from: Slurpee :D;1587736I thought this last review was pretty funny wat did everybody else think

Quote from: Atrus;1587693Okay, if you really want...

TakeTwo paid $12 million for the publishing rights in 2000, and if 3D Realms wasted their investment, I think they're entitled to file a lawsuit. It's ridiculous to say that "no money changed hands"; what, do you think TakeTwo just came in there every three years or so to offer moral support? :ohdear: Even if that wasn't the case, the head-spinning amount of time that was wasted is grounds for a lawsuit.

Quote from: Atrus;1587693Duke Nukem is basically the male version of Lara Croft.

Quote from: AstronautClock;1588022I read all of the words. I believe there are some punchlines but I cant say it was really worth the read

Quote from: Redundant Clock;1588363The joke is that the comic is not enjoyable?

Quote from: Poltergeisty;1588403It's not a webcomic about video games, hence the "WEBCOMIC ABOUT VIDEO GAMES" written in bold at the top.

Also it had Duke Nukem

Quote from: TremcladClock;1592330Bionic Commando

Be sure to keep watching after the credits.

Quote from: TremcladClock;1592330Bionic Commando

Be sure to keep watching after the credits.

Quote from: Manny Calavera;1602788That's what I mean he just drilled the negative points of everything without balancing. I mean come the fuck on, no mention of EA's new stuff? No Brutal Legend? Isn't he a fan of Tim Schafer?

Quote from: Kryten 2X4B-523P;1603468you dont get how this works do you?

Quote from: Manny Calavera;1603475Thet he rants the shit about everything in front of him, yeah?

Quote from: miraclefruit;1603507cant understand a word of what this guy is saying but his voice is annoying as fuck and he talks too fast too

just fantastic work

Quote from: SouvlakiClock;1606331i wonder if either company will do it?

Quote from: ASSHATCLOCK;1610812They both did, here's the article and there is some amazing artwork involved.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/op-ed/6228-Yahtzees-Prototype-vs-InFamous-Challenge

Infamous won.

Quote from: ASSHATCLOCK;1610812They both did, here's the article and there is some amazing artwork involved.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/op-ed/6228-Yahtzees-Prototype-vs-InFamous-Challenge

Infamous won.

Quote from: ASSHATCLOCK;1610812They both did, here's the article and there is some amazing artwork involved.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/op-ed/6228-Yahtzees-Prototype-vs-InFamous-Challenge

Infamous won.

Quote from: Etch A Sketch;1611181I think actually Prototype won, since they used the unicorn pic for the final page.
He got the names mixed up it seems.

Quote from: Munglai;1610566yeah but you're a retard

Quote from: Kryten 2X4B-523P;1606320Going in expecting some kind of serious review is really stupid of you.

Quote from: miraclefruit;1611299i mustve been out of my fucking mind going to a game review website and expecting a game review that i could understand

im such a retard !

Quote from: miraclefruit;1616872also i have no fucking idea how that warranted a 5 day ban so fuck you slurpee

Quote from: Thor, God of Thunder;1617201I didn't bother to read this whole thread (39 pages holy shit) but I'd like to say that although Yahtzee is a good and funny reviewer he has shit taste in games sometimes and I wouldn't use him as an indicator of how good a game is.

Quote from: TremcladClock;1617208Which shit games does he think are good and which good games does he think are shit?

Quote from: Thor, God of Thunder;1617219hates above average games like Mirrors Edge because they didn't meet his inflated expectations.

Quote from: Thor, God of Thunder;1617219I think I remember him reviewing Shadow of the Colossus poorly too, but don't quote me on that.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1617303He never did, but whenever he referenced it it was for quite the opposite reason.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1611207The contest was to make their rival's character look undignified, not their own.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1617328Too bad, fact check your stuff. It wouldn't've taken too much effort to look through what he had reviewed in the past.

Quote from: Thor, God of Thunder;1617415only the computer I'm on doesn't have speakers and I don't actually care enough to check (yes I do care enough to post repeatedly about it though)

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1617432?
Each review on the title page has the game name reviewed underneath it, and besides you don't need speakers to see the text in the beginning of the episode showing what game it is.

Quote from: SoBe Clock;1617419he dislikes some very good games. EX: Crysis

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1617457If you don't know something for sure don't say it. "Tis better to stay quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Quote from: FIREMAN;1617490I was under the impression that he liked Crysis, the end of the review he said something like THE GAMES WORTH GETTING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT PERFECT BUT THEN AGAIN WHO IS

Quote from: Etch A Sketch;1617875YAHTZEE IS NOT ALLOWED TO HATE GAMES.
ESPECIALLY GAMES I LIKE.

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1617336Mirror's Edge fucking sucked, deal with it.

Quote from: Etch A Sketch;1617875YAHTZEE IS NOT ALLOWED TO HATE GAMES.
ESPECIALLY GAMES I LIKE.

Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1634595Hey wow, why did this thread die?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/844-Wii-Sports-Resort

I liked this one cause it further confirms what i've ALWAYS said. The Wii is shit.

Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1634595Hey wow, why did this thread die?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/844-Wii-Sports-Resort

I liked this one cause it further confirms what i've ALWAYS said. The Wii is shit.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1634664It is what we were all expecting the Wii gimmick was going to be at the beginning.

Quote from: camoclock;1634665Underutilized by both third and first-party companies and condensed to just simple waggles with some button mashing in between?

Quote from: TequilaClock;1634671Actually, it's mostly Ubisoft's fucking fault. But I can't deny the shit behind that.

Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1634677The motion thing could have worked if they weren't relying so heavily on it, they sacrificed way to much graphic and processing power in the process. Would the Wii have had similar specs to the 360 and ps3 AND the whole motion stuff, then it would have been an awesome console.. as it is now.. it's "family fun"..a term that brings despair into the hearts of real gamers.

Quote from: Mr. Super Awesome Man;1655574This week: A hoedown on 2.5D games
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/892-2-5D-Hoedown

Quote from: Poltergeist;1660147I loved the third Monkey Island :(

Quote from: RibsClock;1660161I had a hard time liking monkey island 3, partially for the reason that Yahtzee stated regarding the difference in style from the glorious pixel masterpiece to the cartoonish style (which admittedly having become an animator has made me appreciate a little more) and partially because...well, it just seemed like a different character, a different game, I probably would have loved it to death if it wasn't supposed to be Monkey Island.

It's like, hey you know I love making new friends, but when you go to the airport to meet this friend you haven't seen in a long time and someone comes out wearing your friend's name tag it doesn't matter if they're a perfectly cool guy in all other regards.

As for this new guy...boy he's ugly, and he smells bad too. I don't think I want to shake his hand, because I don't want to associate the fond memories of my friend with this new guy's stink.

Quote from: RibsClock;1660218Whoever thought that a George Lucas company would torpedo its own legacy by tacking unneeded episodes onto a glorious franchise?

Well I hope they learn from this.

Quote from: RibsClock;1660218Whoever thought that a George Lucas company would torpedo its own legacy by tacking unneeded episodes onto a glorious franchise?

Well I hope they learn from this.

Quote from: STUBZ;1664820WOLFENSTEIN WAS GOOD

fuck yahtzee

Quote from: bunnyclock;1670834Thanks for linking us Pirate!

Quote from: Thor;1670867Yo Excapist I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Angry Video Game Nerd was the best online video game reviewer of ALL TIME!

Quote from: Starcraft Pro;1700383MW2 review was funny; I liked it. But he's still a fag for never playing the multiplayer of any FPS that he reviews when 9/10 times it's the staple of the game.

Quote from: Worst Avatar Ever;1700391a good game shouldn't have to rely on the multiplayer.

Quote from: Worst Avatar Ever;1700391a good game shouldn't have to rely on the multiplayer.

Quote from: Worst Avatar Ever;1700391a good game shouldn't have to rely on the multiplayer.

Quote from: Worst Avatar Ever;1700391a good game shouldn't have to rely on the multiplayer.

Quote from: Worst Avatar Ever;1700391a good game shouldn't have to rely on the multiplayer.

Quote from: Sovereign;1700777No one bought MW2 for the single player mode.

Quote from: Admiral Gaybaby;1707316Yeah I agree judging a game like that for its single player is like judging Half Life 2 for its multiplayer.

Quote from: Admiral Gaybaby;1707316Yeah I agree judging a game like that for its single player is like judging Half Life 2 for its multiplayer.

Quote from: Scalppussyhello;1747646Yeah or judging Team Fortress 2 for its multiplayer.

Quote from: RobClock;1768533