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Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 09:26:25 PM
you have the perfect voice for my movie i will pay you 500 dollars to tell me im a nasty dirty little boy and other kinky stuff
 
i swear to god its for a movie and not for my own sick pleasure
 
ps could you also post pictures of you in kinky outfits i think they will add to the character in my movie
 
thanks,
 
 
- margaret thatcher
Title: dear rose
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 20, 2008, 09:27:43 PM
oh boy.

is your name

margaret thatcher?
Title: dear rose
Post by: TorchClock on January 20, 2008, 09:27:47 PM
Ahahahahaha
Title: dear rose
Post by: LuigiClock on January 20, 2008, 09:30:02 PM
This sounds familiar
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 09:30:38 PM
Quote from: Kamineko;1184252This sounds familiar

:fuckyou:
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 09:32:07 PM
Quote from: lion-o;1184246oh boy.
 
is your name
 
margaret thatcher?

oh boy
 
 
 
 
is your name
 
 
 
 
hillary duff?
Title: dear rose
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 20, 2008, 09:32:32 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184258oh boy
 
 
 
 
is your name
 
 
 
 
hillary duff?

no
Title: dear rose
Post by: Kombucha on January 20, 2008, 09:32:54 PM
I will.
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 09:33:18 PM
Quote from: lion-o;1184259no
oh
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
for some reason
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
i thought
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
that it
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
was
Title: dear rose
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 20, 2008, 09:38:08 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184264oh
 
 
 
 
 
for some reason
 
 
 

 
 
i thought
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
that it
 
 
 
was
why would i?

i dont even know who margaret thatcher is
Title: dear rose
Post by: BobbyClock on January 20, 2008, 09:38:59 PM
Stop fucking bugging me
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 09:39:38 PM
Quote from: lion-o;1184272why would i?

i dont even know who margaret thatcher is

She was the first female Prime Minster of England.
Title: dear rose
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 20, 2008, 09:40:19 PM
Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1184280She was the first female Prime Minster of England.

oh. and what that she has to do anything with hilary duff?
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 09:40:56 PM
Quote from: lion-o;1184284oh. and what that she has to do anything with hilary duff?

Nothing. Dark Narcotic Wolf is just a moron.
Title: dear rose
Post by: Kombucha on January 20, 2008, 09:41:04 PM
Quote from: lion-o;1184284oh. and what that she has to do anything with hilary duff?
They were once lesbian lovers.
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 09:45:09 PM
Quote from: lion-o;1184272why would i?
 
i dont even know who margaret thatcher is

because you whine like a bitch and you are girl-sized
 
Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1184285Nothing. Dark Narcotic Wolf is just a moron.

have i upset you in any way?
Title: dear rose
Post by: LuigiClock on January 20, 2008, 09:47:25 PM
Quote from: Δ;1184292

:fap:

LOL
Title: dear rose
Post by: LuigiClock on January 20, 2008, 09:50:25 PM
I have a feeling that this is going to end up just like Nef
Title: dear rose
Post by: Maltese on January 20, 2008, 09:51:38 PM
Quote from: Kamineko;1184303I have a feeling that this is going to end up just like Nef

psh, flounderman already said worse things to her, including making a flash about himself going mad wanting to stalk and rape her.
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 09:51:44 PM
Quote from: Kamineko;1184303I have a feeling that this is going to end up just like Nef

It already has, in a sense. :(

I miss Nef, and not for the reasons one may think. Though we've been getting better with the last few girls that came here, like Plushie and Abacus. That shows promise.
Title: dear rose
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 20, 2008, 09:51:53 PM
Quote from: Kamineko;1184303I have a feeling that this is going to end up just like Nef

i hope it doesnt. rose is awsome
Title: dear rose
Post by: Wind-up Clock on January 20, 2008, 09:54:13 PM
Oh dear.
Title: dear rose
Post by: Rose Clock on January 20, 2008, 10:03:00 PM
Ahaha. I am amused. I really don't care. :P I cosplayed at ACEN and AX and I'm going to AX and Comicon this year as well. It doesn't bother me.

<3 CC
Title: dear rose
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 20, 2008, 10:05:00 PM
at least rose isnt leaving us :D

{rose}
Title: dear rose
Post by: Pin Clock on January 20, 2008, 10:06:27 PM
{{{Rose}}}

One of few who remain with us today.
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:07:20 PM
Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1184312and PMS right

She just had no sense of humour. :p We were cool with her (and she with us, to an extent) until GreyClock assumed she did.
Title: dear rose
Post by: TequilaClock on January 20, 2008, 10:09:08 PM
I was already cracking up at the title
Title: dear rose
Post by: Rose Clock on January 20, 2008, 10:14:32 PM
Hey, hey, now. I didn't say I wasn't leaving. I'll probably continue to vanish and appear as I feel fit.

It's like this:

- Hey, what's going on at the CC?
- Awesome, something interesting. I think I will stay around and keep checking if anything else is awesome.
- Hey, things are still awesome.
- Hey, things are becoming less awesome.
- Hey, this is kind of boring and monotonous right now.

And then I leave, and then:

- Hey, I wonder what's going on at the CC.
- Awesome, something interesting. I think I will stay around and keep checking if anything else is awesome.
- Hey, things are still awesome.
- Hey, things are becoming less awesome.
- Hey, this is kind of boring and monotonous right now.

And then I leave, and then:

- Hey, I wonder what's going on at the CC.
- Awesome, something interesting. I think I will stay around and keep checking if anything else is awesome.
- Hey, things are still awesome.
- Hey, things are becoming less awesome.
- Hey, this is kind of boring and monotonous right now.

And then I leave, and then:

- Hey, I wonder what's going on at the CC.
- Awesome, something interesting. I think I will stay around and keep checking if anything else is awesome.
- Hey, things are still awesome.
- Hey, things are becoming less awesome.
- Hey, this is kind of boring and monotonous right now.

And then I leave, and then:

- Hey, I wonder what's going on at the CC.
- Awesome, something interesting. I think I will stay around and keep checking if anything else is awesome.
- Hey, things are still awesome.
- Hey, things are becoming less awesome.
- Hey, this is kind of boring and monotonous right now.

And then I leave, and then:

- Hey, I wonder what's going on at the CC.
- Awesome, something interesting. I think I will stay around and keep checking if anything else is awesome.
- Hey, things are still awesome.
- Hey, things are becoming less awesome.
- Hey, this is kind of boring and monotonous right now.

And then I leave, and then:

- Hey, I wonder what's going on at the CC.

etc.

Just like any other clockffffff. Amazing, eh?
I don't see the point of making big deals or new threads about me; this includes mocking me or mocking people who step over each other to defend me.

Just chill, my Clock compadres. If it makes you feel any better, I shall surgically graft a penis to my pelvic area.

Cheers.
Title: dear rose
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 20, 2008, 10:15:48 PM
Quote from: RoseClock;1184346stuff

we know you are like that rose. i meant that you arent leaving for ever.

when you leave i know you will come back.
and:
QuoteJust chill, my Clock compadres. If it makes you feel any better, I shall surgically graft a penis to my pelvic area.

lol
Title: dear rose
Post by: BobbyClock on January 20, 2008, 10:16:09 PM
Internet on a girl
Title: dear rose
Post by: TequilaClock on January 20, 2008, 10:18:08 PM
Not like we only pay attention to chicks because we are hopless nerds.






Duh.
Quote from: RoseClock;1184346If it makes you feel any better, I shall surgically graft a penis to my pelvic area.

You shall e-surgicallygraftapenistoyourpelvicarea.

Thank you very much :fez:
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:18:11 PM
I don't think it's entirely because you're a girl, Rose;it's mostly because you're awesome.

But the reasons you kept coming and going, a lot of us thought it was because you're a girl, and you were being repressed. I'm glad you don't think that way; I try not to.

:thumbs: It's good to hear this.
Title: dear rose
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 20, 2008, 10:18:30 PM
also why did you make a thread with sbc`s sad picture?
i mean. this thread isnt sad at all.
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 10:20:12 PM
please people dont try to derail this thread and turn it into rose leaving or whatever
 
this thread is about rose calling me a dirty boy in my flash movie that i will be making some day maybe
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184362please people dont try to derail this thread and turn it into rose leaving or whatever
 
this thread is about rose calling me a dirty boy in my flash movie that i will be making some day maybe

Touch off. We're derailing it with a better topic.
Title: dear rose
Post by: Rose Clock on January 20, 2008, 10:22:13 PM
Quote from: lion-o;1184352we know you are like that rose.
It's to the people who are like, "IT'S ALL MY FAULT" or finding excuses in themselves or other people to figure out why I disappeared again.

To be frank, I don't give a damn what you guys say about me. Well, more specifically, I don't care enough to LEAVE crying over anything someone said. If I leave, it's probably about school and/or life; or nothing interests me at the time. I'm not saying I don't care about you guys ({{{Clock Crew}}}), so don't misinterpret my spiel.


kciaopeace

P.S. Dark Narcotic Wolf, I have e-mailed you very sexy, sexual sex clips of me trying out for the St. Michigan hockey team for your movie.
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:24:09 PM
What a comforting thread this turned out to be. Bad luck, DNW. :p
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 10:24:45 PM
thanks for the recordings rose, i will now be retiring to my bedroom for the next couple of days
 
this is where i make flash movies ofcourse, because my computer isnt in the study room thats right
Title: dear rose
Post by: LuigiClock on January 20, 2008, 10:25:34 PM
Quote from: RoseClock;1184346Hey, hey, now. I didn't say I wasn't leaving. I'll probably continue to vanish and appear as I feel fit.

It's like this:

- Hey, what's going on at the CC?
- Awesome, something interesting. I think I will stay around and keep checking if anything else is awesome.
- Hey, things are still awesome.
- Hey, things are becoming less awesome.
- Hey, this is kind of boring and monotonous right now.

And then I leave, and then:

- Hey, I wonder what's going on at the CC.
- Awesome, something interesting. I think I will stay around and keep checking if anything else is awesome.
- Hey, things are still awesome.
- Hey, things are becoming less awesome.
- Hey, this is kind of boring and monotonous right now.

And then I leave, and then:

- Hey, I wonder what's going on at the CC.
- Awesome, something interesting. I think I will stay around and keep checking if anything else is awesome.
- Hey, things are still awesome.
- Hey, things are becoming less awesome.
- Hey, this is kind of boring and monotonous right now.

And then I leave, and then:

- Hey, I wonder what's going on at the CC.
- Awesome, something interesting. I think I will stay around and keep checking if anything else is awesome.
- Hey, things are still awesome.
- Hey, things are becoming less awesome.
- Hey, this is kind of boring and monotonous right now.

And then I leave, and then:

- Hey, I wonder what's going on at the CC.
- Awesome, something interesting. I think I will stay around and keep checking if anything else is awesome.
- Hey, things are still awesome.
- Hey, things are becoming less awesome.
- Hey, this is kind of boring and monotonous right now.

And then I leave, and then:

- Hey, I wonder what's going on at the CC.
- Awesome, something interesting. I think I will stay around and keep checking if anything else is awesome.
- Hey, things are still awesome.
- Hey, things are becoming less awesome.
- Hey, this is kind of boring and monotonous right now.

And then I leave, and then:

- Hey, I wonder what's going on at the CC.

etc.

Just like any other clockffffff. Amazing, eh?
I don't see the point of making big deals or new threads about me; this includes mocking me or mocking people who step over each other to defend me.

Just chill, my Clock compadres. If it makes you feel any better, I shall surgically graft a penis to my pelvic area.

Cheers.

Hey now, this SOUNDS familiar amirite? Maltese and others would know about my acts
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 10:28:34 PM
yes snake this is very comforting because i was very worried that roseclock might have left it would have completely shattered my world obviously
 
what ever would i do without a person on the internet that i see post on the internet three times a year
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:29:09 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184378thanks for the recordings rose, i will now be retiring to my bedroom for the next couple of days
 
this is where i make flash movies ofcourse, because my computer isnt in the study room thats right

That was just me talking with a high voice.

Have fun.

Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184394yes snake this is very comforting because i was very worried that roseclock might have left it would have completely shattered my world obviously
 
what ever would i do without a person on the internet that i see post on the internet three times a year

I don't like it when good people feel bad in general, whether it's on the internet or anywhere.

I don't mind if you feel bad, though. Gimp.
Title: dear rose
Post by: Maltese on January 20, 2008, 10:29:34 PM
Quote from: Kamineko;1184383Hey now, this SOUNDS familiar amirite? Maltese and others would know about my acts

ah yes, we are all quite knowledgeable on on your craziness.
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 10:35:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1184396That was just me talking with a high voice.
 
Have fun.

no im pretty sure its rose, seeing as ive talked to her before
Title: dear rose
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 20, 2008, 10:36:41 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184423no im pretty sure its rose, seeing as ive talked to her before

that was him aswell
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:39:40 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184423no im pretty sure its rose, seeing as ive talked to her before

Stop trying to be cool. It's not working.
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 10:41:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1184434Stop trying to be cool. It's not working.

im sorry i didnt mean to offend you e-girlfriend
Title: dear rose
Post by: BobbyClock on January 20, 2008, 10:43:27 PM
If I was a girl would you like me?
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:45:02 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184437im sorry i didnt mean to offend you e-girlfriend

I'm confused yet flattered that you would call me that.

I will not assist your efforts to reclaim the thread.
Title: dear rose
Post by: BobbyClock on January 20, 2008, 10:46:32 PM
Don't ignore me
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:46:54 PM
Quote from: Schoefield;1184454Don't ignore me

I love you. You're my e-girlfriend.
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 10:46:57 PM
Quote from: Schoefield;1184443If I was a girl would you like me?

would you smack my ass and call me sally?
Title: dear rose
Post by: BobbyClock on January 20, 2008, 10:49:13 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184456would you smack my ass and call me sally?
That depends

Are you Sally?

Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1184455I love you. You're my e-girlfriend.
I can juggle
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 10:50:22 PM
Quote from: Schoefield;1184462That depends
 
Are you Sally?
 

im anything you want me to be
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:50:39 PM
Quote from: Schoefield;1184462That depends

Are you Sally?

I love your integrity. :)
Title: dear rose
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 20, 2008, 10:51:08 PM
I'D DO IT FOR FREE!!!
Title: dear rose
Post by: Kombucha on January 20, 2008, 10:51:54 PM
So when is this thread going to die?
Title: dear rose
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 20, 2008, 10:52:39 PM
Quote from: Deep Blue_;1184471So when is this thread going to die?

when it gets gassed


i want to have an e-girlfriend too :(
Title: dear rose
Post by: BobbyClock on January 20, 2008, 10:52:58 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184465im anything you want me to be
Are you a decepticon?

Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1184468I love your integrity. :)
People say that but.. then.. that's all they say..
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 10:53:34 PM
Quote from: lion-o;1184475when it gets goldmined
 

i saw that edit
Title: dear rose
Post by: Kombucha on January 20, 2008, 10:53:36 PM
Quote from: lion-o;1184475when it gets gassed
God I hope that's soon.
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:53:53 PM
Quote from: Schoefield;1184476People say that but.. then.. that's all they say..

and I like your ass.
Title: dear rose
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 20, 2008, 10:54:17 PM
SERIOUSLY I'LL DO IT FOR NO CHARGE!!
Title: dear rose
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 20, 2008, 10:54:41 PM
I HAVE A HOT VOICE AND SEXY BODY!


HONEST!
Title: dear rose
Post by: Kombucha on January 20, 2008, 10:54:45 PM
You can do it for me, PB.
Title: dear rose
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 20, 2008, 10:54:57 PM
Quote from: Deep Blue_;1184480God I hope that's soon.

this thread makes me lol why would you like that?
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:54:57 PM
Incidentally, DNW, where do you get $500 to just pay girls to talk dirty to you? Do you deal on the side? I doubt you have the willpower.
Title: dear rose
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on January 20, 2008, 10:55:38 PM
This thread belongs in the mine that carries gold.
Title: dear rose
Post by: BobbyClock on January 20, 2008, 10:55:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1184481and I like your ass.
DAMN FUCKING RIGHT YOU DO I WORK OUT NINETEEN TIMES A DAY
Title: dear rose
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 20, 2008, 10:56:06 PM
lmfao
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 10:56:54 PM
Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1184486Incidentally, DNW, where do you get $500 to just pay girls to talk dirty to you? Do you deal on the side? I doubt you have the willpower.

you dont even know what i do for a living, so thats a great argument
Title: dear rose
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 20, 2008, 10:57:13 PM
Quote from: EboneeClock;1184483I HAVE A HOT VOICE AND SEXY BODY!


HONEST!

wow wanna be my e-girlfriend?
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:57:40 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184494you dont even know what i do for a living, so thats a great argument

You're 14 years old or something. What can you do?
Title: dear rose
Post by: TequilaClock on January 20, 2008, 10:58:44 PM
Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1184496You're 14 years old or something. What can you do?
Sell himself to the pedophiles.
Title: dear rose
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on January 20, 2008, 10:59:27 PM
Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1184496You're 14 years old or something. What can you do?

what makes you think im 14 years old, i am curious to know
Title: dear rose
Post by: SnakeClock on January 20, 2008, 10:59:33 PM
Quote from: Chiyo-Chichi;1184500Sell himself to the pedophiles.

So he prostitutes himself to get prostitutes for him.

:fez: Economics are funny like that.

Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184502what makes you think im 14 years old, i am curious to know

You type like a 12 year old and act like a 7 year old. How old are you then, and what do you do for a living when you're not selling your prepubescent body to eager customers?
Title: dear rose
Post by: TequilaClock on January 20, 2008, 11:01:22 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1184502what makes you think im 14 years old, i am curious to know
Age: N/A
Title: dear rose
Post by: BobbyClock on January 20, 2008, 11:02:25 PM
prepubescents
Title: dear rose
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 20, 2008, 11:03:13 PM
Quote from: Deep Blue_;1184484You can do it for me, PB.

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1852/12008777118kx3.jpg

Would you like to see more of my sexy body?