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Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Biggskoo on February 09, 2008, 05:28:56 PM
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Title: fuck u swans
Post by: SnakeClock on February 09, 2008, 05:31:43 PM
Lazy bastards.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: SockpuppetClock on February 09, 2008, 05:37:56 PM
oh SNAP
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 09, 2008, 05:48:47 PM
this needs to be the next photo fandango
"take a first-person picture of you flipping something off"
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: TequilaClock on February 09, 2008, 06:00:48 PM
god damn birdies
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: CD Clock on February 09, 2008, 06:03:07 PM
Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1214588this needs to be the next photo fandango
"take a first-person picture of you flipping something off"

YES!
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: BilliardBall10 on February 09, 2008, 07:07:32 PM
is that your hand BIIGS?! the hand that controls the user blaster2003?!
the greatest fear of all members?
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Slash on February 09, 2008, 07:09:21 PM
The swans don't seem to be impressed by your immature behaviour.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 09, 2008, 07:35:59 PM
Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1214703I can make it happen

anyone can, but i cant be assed, so go ahead.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 09, 2008, 08:59:46 PM
Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1214739I'll make the thread when I'm not being lazy or something.

ok then.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Biggskoo on February 09, 2008, 10:04:21 PM
Quote from: billiardball10;1214702is that your hand BIIGS?! the hand that controls the user blaster2003?!
the greatest fear of all members?

i'm not sure what to make of this post but i'm 90% sure i like it
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: miracle fruit on February 09, 2008, 10:05:26 PM
Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1214703I can make it happen

make it happen make it happen
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Odo on February 09, 2008, 10:05:47 PM
biggs you have been burging for a long time i mean jesus christ go to the king or something

also this thread needs to be haltman'd
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Biggskoo on February 09, 2008, 10:08:09 PM
Quote from: yerchin;1214934biggs you have been burging for a long time i mean jesus christ go to the king or something

also this thread needs to be haltman'd

sur e
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Kodiakclock on February 09, 2008, 10:09:22 PM
STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk on February 09, 2008, 10:10:50 PM
Quote from: Moose Thompson;1214939STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN
haha oh god yes so i wasen't the only one
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Kodiakclock on February 09, 2008, 10:11:03 PM
DONT YOU BE A SWAN AT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: TabascoClock on February 09, 2008, 10:11:30 PM
Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1214588this needs to be the next photo fandango
"take a first-person picture of you flipping something off"

Oh god please!
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Kodiakclock on February 09, 2008, 10:11:31 PM
Quote from: DigitalGingerbreadEgg(>);1214940haha oh god yes so i wasen't the only one
yea that was my first thought

:hi5:
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk on February 09, 2008, 10:15:05 PM
Quote from: Moose Thompson;1214944yea that was my first thought

:hi5:

:hi5:
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 09, 2008, 10:17:18 PM
also this reminds me of this
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg228.imageshack.us%2Fimg228%2F8559%2F1323772vb9.jpg&hash=833ad6764ac2a3c3a751dbeba06a0e3e68843cfb) (http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1323772/)
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: DillClock on February 09, 2008, 10:23:40 PM
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Title: fuck u swans
Post by: MasterClock on February 09, 2008, 10:24:39 PM
Swans are extremely aggressive animals.  The more you know!
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Biggskoo on February 09, 2008, 10:25:19 PM
Quote from: Robotic Operating Buddy;1214958

yes

this
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Biggskoo on February 09, 2008, 10:25:31 PM
fucking swans
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: LambdaClock on February 09, 2008, 10:27:17 PM
i hate swans fuck em
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: DillClock on February 09, 2008, 10:30:53 PM
fuck those swans

look at them they act as if they own the place
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Odo on February 09, 2008, 10:31:31 PM
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am i doing it wrong
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Pin Clock on February 09, 2008, 10:32:05 PM
EDIT: It just took me 2 minutes to find out they are shopped lol.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: DillClock on February 09, 2008, 10:46:02 PM
you can't shop for shit urchin
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on February 09, 2008, 10:47:08 PM
they are just ugly malformed stupid sexless ducks.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: LuigiClock on February 09, 2008, 10:48:33 PM
someone flip off an angry black man next plox
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Snapple on February 09, 2008, 10:57:34 PM
fuck u duckwans
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: miracle fruit on February 09, 2008, 11:14:19 PM
Quote from: Ric Flair;1214975someone flip off an angry black man next plox

angry black swan*
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Topcatyo on February 09, 2008, 11:37:58 PM
I'm being totally honest when I say I'm glad this thread was HALTMAN'd.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 09, 2008, 11:39:55 PM
fuck u biggs
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: PolyhedronClock on February 09, 2008, 11:41:57 PM
Quote from: SlashClock;1214705The swans don't seem to be impressed by your immature behaviour.

I dunno, the swan on the right seems mildly offended.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: FrankClock on February 09, 2008, 11:46:47 PM
InvisibleImagery (11:44:50 PM): seriously, some one giving the bird to 2 birds
mynamestyl3r (11:45:02 PM): fuckin swans
InvisibleImagery (11:45:11 PM): did one shit on you and/or your car
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Gallon Cricket on February 09, 2008, 11:46:50 PM
Those fucking swans!
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Title: fuck u swans
Post by: TequilaClock on February 09, 2008, 11:47:23 PM
THIS THREAD IS IMPORTANT FUCK YOU
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: TapedeckClock on February 09, 2008, 11:55:10 PM
i like this thread with a passion.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: SnakeClock on February 09, 2008, 11:56:44 PM
Quote from: Gallon Cricket;1215019Those fucking swans!

They're like "Oh, you wanna go?"
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Sombra on February 10, 2008, 12:00:28 AM
Dude swans are vicious, if you aren't careful they could strike at any time, anywhere.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: SnakeClock on February 10, 2008, 12:07:38 AM
Quote from: SombraClock;1215029Dude swans are vicious, if you aren't careful they could strike at any time, anywhere.

I know. I was once attacked by a goose; not pretty.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: TequilaClock on February 10, 2008, 12:58:41 AM
I fell in a chilling pond of ducks when I was 10. :dunce:
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Sombra on February 10, 2008, 12:59:32 AM
Yeah the swans are dangerous down here Snake, if you aren't careful they could bite you at the slightest provocation. You have to be careful when you feed them because they could attack you at any moment.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: MSPaintClock on February 10, 2008, 01:22:47 AM
Swanny Fucks
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: BilliardBall10 on February 10, 2008, 01:28:52 AM
Quote from: Biggs;1214930i'm not sure what to make of this post but i'm 90% sure i like it

im talking about tha machine, ''user blaster 2003'' ,man! its an upgrade from the ''user blaster 2001'' ..... and it can blam a person IRL and ban him in an other parallel dim. for one months! its great! isnt it? dont ya have oen with you, man
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: FossilClock on February 10, 2008, 01:33:02 AM
I kicked a swan in the head once when I was a kid, and then my dad had to beat off the rest of them trying to attack me with a fold-up chair.
 
Good times.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Odo on February 10, 2008, 03:11:58 AM
Quote from: Robotic Operating Buddy;1214973you can't shop for shit urchin
sorry but my computer doesnt take forever to load photoshop so i actually just did that in 2 minutes :(
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on February 10, 2008, 04:30:22 AM
ITT people who don't take photos recommending a stupid fandango
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Kaijuclock on February 10, 2008, 05:06:25 AM
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Title: fuck u swans
Post by: SockpuppetClock on February 10, 2008, 05:22:30 AM
Quote from: KaijuClock;1215185
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Kaijuclock on February 10, 2008, 05:26:13 AM
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Title: fuck u swans
Post by: FlossClock on February 10, 2008, 05:42:10 AM
I stole like 10 people's phones today and took pictures of me giving them the finger and set it as their backgrounds. Good times.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Kaijuclock on February 10, 2008, 05:44:27 AM
Quote from: Flozz;1215192I stole like 10 people's phones today and took pictures of me giving them the finger and set it as their backgrounds. Good times.

my roommate who was trippin last night opened his phone today and the background was set to a scary black man with a headset on, it looked like he was yelling at him, it was fucking hillarious
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: SockpuppetClock on February 10, 2008, 05:50:43 AM
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Title: fuck u swans
Post by: HeinekenClock on February 10, 2008, 05:52:41 AM
Infinite fuck you!
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Kaijuclock on February 10, 2008, 05:55:30 AM
phone about to die, so ill dive outta this one, but damnit i had fun
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 10, 2008, 09:28:22 AM
hey guys, lets copy the forevercat project, only with flipping off.
Title: fuck u trains
Post by: Topcatyo on February 10, 2008, 09:49:55 AM
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Title: fuck u swans
Post by: BobbyClock on February 10, 2008, 10:06:12 AM
Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1215266hey guys, lets copy the forevercat project, only with flipping off.
Hey guys, let's pay attention to what other websites are always doing so I can call you shitty knockoffs all of the time.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: BobbyClock on February 10, 2008, 10:07:31 AM
Quote from: Schoefield;1215287Hey guys, let's pay attention to what other websites are always doing so I can call you shitty knockoffs all of the time.
Fuck you 4channer I saw anonymous make a post just like this eight years ago!!
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: RobClock on February 10, 2008, 10:14:04 AM
this thread was so worth haltman.
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Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Kodiakclock on February 10, 2008, 10:18:55 AM
Quote from: Schoefield;1215287Hey guys, let's pay attention to what other websites are always doing so I can call you shitty knockoffs all of the time.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Pixelated Knife Clock on February 10, 2008, 11:43:47 AM
I was halted for this?
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: RobClock on February 10, 2008, 11:54:05 AM
Quote from: Knife Clock;1215334I was halted for this?
i know!
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 10, 2008, 11:59:40 AM
Quote from: iceblock;1215291this thread was so worth haltman.
Quote from: iceblock;1215340i know!

make up your fucking mind faggot.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Kodiakclock on February 10, 2008, 12:03:46 PM
Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1215345make up your fucking mind faggot.
hahahaha
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: VCRClock on February 10, 2008, 01:30:16 PM
Quote from: SockPuppetClock;1215195

Title: fuck u swans
Post by: SNES Clock on February 10, 2008, 01:48:02 PM
This required my attention?
 
oh well...
time to find some animals to flip off
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: FossilClock on February 10, 2008, 02:14:54 PM
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Title: fuck u swans
Post by: RobClock on February 10, 2008, 02:20:17 PM
Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1215345make up your fucking mind faggot.
LOL i just wanted to give haltman the finger
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: SnakeClock on February 10, 2008, 02:23:16 PM
Quote from: Mega Man Juno;1215483This required my attention?
 
oh well...
time to find some animals to flip off

Did you make your avatar? I might have to rethink my opinion of you.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: bradyface.jpg on February 10, 2008, 02:27:14 PM
Hm. An interesting one! If only I'd read this years ago, when I had (and took) the chance to give Busted the finger as they drove out of a concert. Spikey-haired tuneless fucks.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: bradyface.jpg on February 10, 2008, 02:46:23 PM
Ohshi- double-post. Oh well. My contribution taken with a high-power... phone >.>
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Title: fuck u swans
Post by: RobClock on February 10, 2008, 03:08:09 PM
Quote from: bradyface.jpg;1215557Ohshi- double-post. Oh well. My contribution taken with a high-power... phone >.>
<3
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: patriotclock on February 10, 2008, 03:59:57 PM
you tell em biggs!
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 10, 2008, 04:12:12 PM
Quote from: bradyface.jpg;1215557Ohshi- double-post. Oh well. My contribution taken with a high-power... phone >.>
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Biggskoo on February 10, 2008, 04:48:48 PM
hahahah this thread turned out so much better than i thought it could
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: GodClock on February 10, 2008, 04:50:33 PM
lots of fuck goin on in here
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: PepperClock on February 10, 2008, 05:04:38 PM
fuck swans

all i'm sayin.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: bradyface.jpg on February 10, 2008, 05:05:30 PM
Quote from: PepperClock;1215742fuck swans

all i'm sayin.

That an order? 'cuz... I don't know if I can carry that out legally.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 10, 2008, 05:12:57 PM
Quote from: Biggs;1215701hahahah this thread turned out so much better than i thought it could

wait here, im uploading a video quote for this.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 10, 2008, 05:24:36 PM
Quote from: Biggs;1215701hahahah this thread turned out so much better than i thought it could

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yl1ZCdGsns
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: GodClock on February 10, 2008, 05:27:49 PM
Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1215770http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yl1ZCdGsns

what is that gibberish youre signing
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Post by: OvenmittClock on February 10, 2008, 05:28:39 PM
Quote from: GodClock;1215778what is that gibberish youre signing

google "sign language"
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Biggskoo on February 10, 2008, 05:39:09 PM
is that deafspeak for "fuck u swans" y/n
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 10, 2008, 05:40:28 PM
Quote from: Biggs;1215798is that deafspeak for "fuck u swans" y/n

suer
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 10, 2008, 07:09:20 PM
Quote from: Biggs;1215798is that deafspeak for "fuck u swans" y/n

suer
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: GodClock on February 10, 2008, 07:14:04 PM
o it says fag, i get it
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 10, 2008, 07:21:30 PM
Quote from: GodClock;1215953o it says fag, i get it

:thumbs:
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Kaijuclock on February 10, 2008, 07:22:33 PM
will be posted when cleared
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Kaijuclock on February 10, 2008, 07:28:06 PM
[u2]myVXbYacGNE[/u2]
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: GodClock on February 10, 2008, 07:31:16 PM
fucke verything
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 10, 2008, 07:35:44 PM
one sec while youpoop prosesssssssssssssssssssedss the video
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: GodClock on February 10, 2008, 07:36:28 PM
fuck your youtube video
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 10, 2008, 08:06:12 PM
Quote from: GodClock;1215983fuck your youtube video

CLOSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTewue7RPos
also it took jewtube 30 minutes to process a 11 second video
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Winchester on February 11, 2008, 01:37:57 AM
This abuse is the reason why I ignore halt man.  Fuck this system abuse!
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Biggskoo on February 11, 2008, 01:47:09 AM
Quote from: Winchester;1216449This abuse is the reason why I ignore halt man.  Fuck this system abuse!

why don't you make a thread about it you big baby bitch

someone make a picture of them flipping of these two posts
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Winchester on February 11, 2008, 02:06:46 AM
Quote from: Biggs;1216453why don't you make a thread about it you big baby bitch

someone make a picture of them flipping of these two posts


Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 11, 2008, 02:18:45 AM
i want to mount a fleshlight on my display and have sex with this thread.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Odo on February 11, 2008, 02:19:57 AM
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They had it coming.
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Biggskoo on February 11, 2008, 02:41:22 AM
fuckin cats!!
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: GodClock on February 11, 2008, 02:43:28 AM
u know wut, fuck the animal kingdom
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Sombra on February 11, 2008, 12:44:34 PM
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Title: fuck u swans
Post by: OhJayClock on February 11, 2008, 03:07:35 PM
why does this thread require my attention?
Title: fuck u swans
Post by: Sombra on February 11, 2008, 03:14:57 PM
Why wouldn't it?

You fail to realize, this shit is pivotal.