Clock Crew

Quote from: BunnyClock;1239096Honestly Biggs you are sexier than the image I had of you in my mind. That image was you as a slightly overweight American stereotypical asshole

Quote from: Scramblo English;1239261By the way the picture to SecretAgents is broken ;)

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1239275Neat, now we dont have to wade through 300 pages to figure out what someone looks like. How many hours did that take?

Quote from: DaikaijuClock;1239307that is seriously the BEST picture of me you could have used, i see you have good judgement

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1239317I hope this becomes some pedophiles hit list.

Quote from: iceblockclock;1239322holy crap how did the old one get goldmined? oh well. i gots a new picture anywayz.
much better than the last one. me & mah cat watchin' the TV

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1239362They always get goldmined when they get too long (in a mod's opinion) also you look drunk or hungover

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1239381dwarf is hot..

he is the girl in that pic right?

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1239381dwarf is hot..

he is the girl in that pic right?

Quote from: Ganondorf;1239544Oh, oh suuure, include everyone else's posts from the last thread but completely skip me! Fine then!
 
I'll go make some NEW pictures, with blackjack.. and hookers! In fact, forget the pictures!

Quote from: CadillacClock;1239558DrClock? Is that you?

Quote from: iceblockclock;1239562uh, no.

Quote from: Coal;1239644The large nose is more a product of my far more conspicuous lip problem than me actually being half-black!

Quote from: Schoefield;1239700
ME DOMINATING TRUNCHEON

Quote from: Zenon;1239693Hey cul coal's got a hare lip.

Did you know you would've grown up looking like Cthulhu if they hadn't fixed it? :D

Quote from: wavy gravy;1239805My new photo that everyone ignored in the last thread because some cat's brother did this and no you suck no YOU suck I hate you and all that crap seriously guys >: (

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1239815no offense but you have a very Neanderthal like brow/forehead

Quote from: ButthurtPlug;1239816What? I don't see it.
It looks to me like he should be on some Roman coin or something.

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1239818
 
I have a similar indent where my glasses go

Quote from: wavy gravy;1239835Drawing from one of my good dear lovely friends, based on the same picture:

Quote from: wavy gravy;1239835Drawing from one of my good dear lovely friends, based on the same picture:


[Big Picture Goes Here]

Quote from: Flozz;1239938Me before last years prom, I should take a better one.

Quote from: Rufus;1240026You look like one of my friends from high school. Although I am not his friend any more so. I dunno. LOL Also thanks for posting that picture of me biggs... you ass.

Also, I didn't picture snapple looking like that.

Quote from: ButthurtPlug;1240030That picture of you was my desktop for the longest time. I live how your expression just looks like "damn, I suck."

Quote from: Zenon;1240269PirateClock do you smoke light cigarettes?

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1240271i don't smoke at all, i think on that particular night some girl gave it to me or i asked her for one to start of the conversation.

Quote from: Max Headroom;1240454also golden, you look like Rick Astley

Quote from: Robodeath Clock;1240673HURRR DURRR!!!

Quote from: KomBuchanan;1240775Hare lip man strikes again.

Quote from: \\Dill//;1242121

i actually took a photo at daytime for once

Quote from: wavy gravy;1240586

Quote from: BunnyClock;1242757ingramJ looks like a 13 year old stalone

Quote from: rexCo's gay partner.;1240608Here I am...'bout 3 years ago! XD
 

Quote from: Gallon Cricket;1242893i cant even count the number of things wrong with your face

Quote from: Notoorjus;1240224The only picture i could find. I'll take a new one soon.

Quote from: EbonyClock;1239892Needs some more of this!

Quote from: Notoorjus;1240224The only picture i could find. I'll take a new one soon.

EDIT: ahaha, I am the son of wavy gravy!

Quote from: ButthurtPlug;1243018level 10

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1243012
This is me and my level 6.5 drunk face.

There are 10 levels.

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1243030Why are your pictures always turned slightly?

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1243030Why are your pictures always turned slightly?

Quote from: billiardball10;1243032also  man, DWARFINATOR, how you look at level 10

Quote from: ButthurtPlug;1243033Thats just how it usually ends up when you hold out the camera in front of yourself.

Quote from: Sir Bakley;1239247mireaclefruit

Quote from: Miracleberry;1243175also coal what the fuck is wrong with your top lip

Quote from: Robodeath Clock;1240673HURRR DURRR!!!

Quote from: Miracleberry;1243163lmao

not me btw, i'm not a stinky hindu

Quote from: Robodeath Clock;1240786actually people hare lip have no top lip. i just have crazy lips that can do that :C

Quote from: Miracleberry;1243163lmao

not me btw, i'm not a stinky hindu

Quote from: BootClock;1243328Most Recent Picture of me:

Quote from: L-Bar;1243362u got braces lol

Quote from: BootClock;1243366it's a plate.

Quote from: MSPaintClock;1242925I laughed at this.

Quote from: Gallon Cricket;1242893i cant even count the number of things wrong with your face

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1243012
This is me and my level 6.5 drunk face.

There are 10 levels.

Quote from: L-Bar;1243411Dwarf you look really dutch here. That's a good thing of course.

Quote from: ChickenClock;1243450who's the broad, dwarf?

Quote from: Gallon Cricket;1243020You are 8 years old

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1243024You can't be older than 8.

Quote from: ShotglassClock;1243477Rose is really too attractive for the clockcrew.

Quote from: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN;1243491Anybody's too attractive for the clockcrew!

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1243502This man speaks the truth!

Quote from: ShotglassClock;1243477Rose is really too attractive for the clockcrew.

Quote from: Princess Zelda;1243550I should really put a normal picture up sometime. :x

Quote from: ShotglassClock;1243477Rose is really too attractive for the clockcrew.

Quote from: ShotglassClock;1243477Rose is really too attractive for the clockcrew.

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1243556or cosplay as one of your anime KAWAII characters naked.

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1243564Or maybe people like you are just bringing the Clock Crew down.

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1243012
This is me and my level 6.5 drunk face.

There are 10 levels.

Quote from: ShotglassClock;1243477Rose is really too attractive for the clockcrew.

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1243556or cosplay as one of your anime KAWAII characters naked.

Quote from: CrustClock;1243608how do you do cosplay naked?

Quote from: Zenon;1243624I posted my level 11/10 drunk face once, hope you guys lost it by now :(

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;12436264.5 drunk face

Quote from: Princess Zelda;1243550I should really put a normal picture up sometime. :x

Quote from: CrustClock;1243623Is it possible to be a naked transvestite?

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1243459A friend, but the pictures are about me, not my friends.

Quote from: Robodeath Clock;1243730uh ever though of resizing them before posting?

Quote from: rexCo's gay partner.;1243746Man, you and your mate(s) musta been real bored and shit in the second pic.

Quote from: AnimeClock;1243741Here's me on the right

Quote from: Sir Bakley;1243752you look like a slightly younger, longer-haired version of my roommate

Quote from: L-Bar;1243774your friend in pink looks like a homosexual

Quote from: AnimeClock;1243778he's my brother, and he gets way more pussy than me.

Quote from: AnimeClock;1243778he's my brother, and he gets way more pussy than me.

Quote from: L-Bar;1243783zo te zien kan jij anders ook je eigen boontjes doppen.

sorry dutch joke had to make it. Doenst mean anything specific.

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1243594I suddenly realized you look like Hank Venture!

Quote from: CrustClock;1243608how do you do cosplay naked?

Quote from: ButthurtPlug;1243961[IMG]http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/7268/1202704915408pa6.jpg[IMG]

Quote from: ButthurtPlug;1243961

Quote from: Kidney Bean Clock;1243917
A new picture taken with the expensive camera my school lets me play with.

Quote from: GodClock;1244010god shave that prepubescent peach fuzz please i hate that shit so much

Quote from: JointClock;1244217
drunk off my ass at a casino hotel

Quote from: Lola Bunny;1244182

GodClock are you really gay or do you just say that so chicks will be attracted to you like in the picture shows

Quote from: GodClock;1244010god shave that prepubescent peach fuzz please i hate that shit so much

Quote from: BrainChild;1243607Why is it that whenever a female posts on any internet community, all the fellows seem to swarm on her, whether it be to kiss her ass or insult her?  Are you all really that lonely?

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1244306see the thing with women in the clock crew is if you're mean to them you're being sexist, but if you're nice you're being a white knight. The best thing to do is pretend they're not even here.

Quote from: Pedgit;1244311no wonder you are called a sexist
you do your thing, i will threat them like i would if they weren't female

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1244324¥¥¥¥¥¥¥

wtf, since when was negros censored on here?

Quote from: TOGGAF TNAIG A SI NIHCRU;1244345nigger lol take that censor

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1244347negro
nigger
¥¥¥¥¥¥¥
coons
spooks

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1244347negro
nigger
¥¥¥¥¥¥¥
coons
spooks

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1244357censoring nigger is racist because that would impliment that it´s worse to be black then any other race.

Quote from: CrustClock;1244444It's sexist to assume girls need defending from insults. This thread is all about insults.

Quote from: WhiteClock;1244474... bitch.

Quote from: YinYangClock;1244467yesterday

Quote from: CrustClock;1244444his thread is all about insults.

Quote from: PaperClipClock;1244591
ps: I hate the two halves of my face touching, so I leave them seperate in pictures whenever possible.

Quote from: L-Bar;1244625WE USE THOSE RAGS FOR THE DISHES, THE EXACT SAME ONES.

Quote from: SynthesizerClock;1247055also nice hair Pepino. Is it just me, or is it shaped kind of like pyramid head's head?

Quote from: rexCo's gay partner.;1247065Your hair reminds me of Slash.

Quote from: GodClock;1247096the gayest guitarist, you just insulted pepino

Quote from: YinYangClock;1247217if you're over 13 please please get a haircut
you realise people talk about you!

Quote from: YinYangClock;1247217if you're over 13 please please get a haircut
you realise people talk about you!

Quote from: GAYMIDGETCLOCK;1248050When not wearing glasses, Leek looks a bit like Howard Moon.

Quote from: Joey;1248072seed your hands are amazing

Quote from: YinYangClock;1247335well no it's just you look dumb and you haven't grown out of thrash metal

Quote from: BRAIN SLUG;1248120oh. well ummm geee i guess u r rite dood. sorry man. gee

Quote from: TOGGAF TNAIG A SI NIHCRU;1248122yea damn rite i mean geez how can u live wit urself

enjoying the things YOU ENJOY and looking hwo you LOOK what the fuck man thats stup[id

Quote from: AthenaisClock;1248206Thought I'd post one too. :D


Me, just before I got horribly drunk :P

Quote from: ChickenClock;1248251urchinclock knows his funnies

Quote from: Munglai;1253861This is me with my beard that I have at the moment:
Pic1 and Pic2

Quote from: Quill;1253870Photoshopped all to hell
smokey

Quote from: LeekClock;1247023And here's me last year, before I cut my hair off and stuck it to my face:

Quote from: Rufus;1253880That's more of a goatee than a beard my good sir. A beard encompasses the whole lower part of the face, mostly.

Quote from: YinYangClock;1247335well no it's just you look dumb and you haven't grown out of thrash metal

Quote from: gingerbreadclock;1253891






Or is it just me?

Quote from: gingerbreadclock;1253891

Quote from: JointClock;1254995no comment

Quote from: JointClock;1254995 no comment

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1255004and soon it will be NO TEETH. look how yellar they are

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1254915

Quote from: JointClock;1255005cigarettes+coffee+old habits=fucked up teeth
shit happens

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1255013toothpaste+toothbrush+teeth+water=glittery shit happens

Quote from: JointClock;1255180
me and my fiance

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1255195You look happy.

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1255195You look happy.

Quote from: SCSP;1255388or drunk

Quote from: super0sonic;1256208Roomba

Quote from: BRAIN SLUG;1256224

Quote from: BRAIN SLUG;1256224

Quote from: ChickenClock;1256344shave, man

Quote from: SCSP;1256331

Quote from: JointClock;1256795this is my fetish

Quote from: LeekClock;1258159PICS

Quote from: EvilBerryClock;1258170me in the sunglasses. Some random scumbag came and posed with us!

Quote from: SpringOnionClock;1258433LeekClock's girlfriend SMOKES

HOW CAN YOU TOLERATE SUCH SELF-MUTILAITONSNNBDmnbasjf

Quote from: GodClock;1258571marijuana gives women 12 inch dickclits

Quote from: EvilBerryClock;1258608Leek probably won't show her face cos she's a man, or has some horrid scar or something.

Quote from: ICEBERG SLIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM;1258454sup bitches

Quote from: ICEBERG SLIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM;1258621didnt you know?? paul giamatti is my uncle

Quote from: JointClock;1258605mmmmmmm dickclits

Quote from: GodClock;1258630IM NOT EVEN FUCKING JOkING i saw this chick take a hit from a bong JSUT ONCE and she sprung a huge ass dick clit and everyone was like WTf

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1258631why wasn't your mom wearing underpants?

Quote from: GodClock;1258655oh no you didnt

Quote from: LeekClock;1258159pictures fr0m my birthday last night

Quote from: Munglai;1258840Hey Leek you look kind of like a lion and people keep saying I look like a lion so we should totally form some kind of lion gang.


Also I have a girlfriend who smokes too so maybe we should get that involved in the gang.

Quote from: GodClock;1260801why censor the faces of other people nobody here will ever see or meet or talk to ever

Quote from: CrustClock;1261027GodClock, I wish you'd be your old, affable self.

Quote from: GodClock;1261048have i just become some giant asshole?

Quote from: Joey;1261540

Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1261541I hope you're fucking kidding me.

Quote from: Joey;1261542i'm like harry potter and shit motherfucker

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1261544^ gay papi

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1261030for the lulz

Quote from: PoisonShroom;1261547harry potter fucking sucks you faggot

Quote from: Joey;1261550no it doesn't, you obviously haven't read the books.
they are ten times better than the movies, and until you learn to appreciate j.k.rowling's masterpieces i don't think i'm going to read your posts anymore.

seriously, you guys think you know art, and can't appreciate the epic that is the harry potter series!
you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Quote from: weenie roast;1261906HAIRCUT THEN BORED IN PHOTOSHOP

Quote from: Joey;1261550no it doesn't, you obviously haven't read the books.
they are ten times better than the movies, and until you learn to appreciate j.k.rowling's masterpieces i don't think i'm going to read your posts anymore.

seriously, you guys think you know art, and can't appreciate the epic that is the harry potter series!
you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Quote from: Joey;1261540

Quote from: PGHIKASHKOOO;1263311weenie roast!

Quote from: weenie roast;1261906HAIRCUT THEN BORED IN PHOTOSHOP

Quote from: weenie roast;1261906HAIRCUT THEN BORED IN PHOTOSHOP

Quote from: JointClock;1244217
drunk off my ass at a casino hotel

Quote from: ChocolateBarMarsClock;1263328You are like an anorexic version of me.




Except for the Harry Potter cosplay.

Quote from: MSPaintClock;1242925Rose


Ovenmitt


I laughed at this.

Quote from: WiiClock;1261540

Quote from: wavy gravy;1277319You look like the total opposite of what I expected you to look like.

Quote from: wavy gravy;1277326Younger with long hair

Quote from: wavy gravy;1277326Younger with long hair

or

Quote from: PepsiClock;1272819LOL

Quote from: wavy gravy;1277338YEAH WELL I WAS EXPECTING LIKE 16 THANKS FOR SHATTERING MY IMAGINATION

Quote from: ToasterClock;1277340:( sorry you'll have to find another sexchild

Quote from: Quill;1277341i'm 17 <3

Quote from: Quill;1277346what if i want to be a slave


hope you know I'm kidding

Quote from: BlackberryClock;1277420Enjoi

PIX

Quote from: FIREMAN;1277424are you a vetinerian?

Quote from: BlackberryClock;1277425No, I kill animals to eat them. I don't save them.

Quote from: FIREMAN;1277428If you look at it backwards it looks like your prepping for surgery, doing the surgery and theres a happy patient thanking his doctor.

Quote from: Clocktain Planet;1277553WAIT

QUILL'S A GIRL?!

Quote from: Clocktain Planet;1277553WAIT

QUILL'S A GIRL?!

Quote from: PaperClipClock;1263268aw shit yo, me being fly and also off of the chain.


+I got glasses today
+I wear an eyepatch because I lost sight in 8th grade cya

Quote from: Clocktain Planet;1277553

Quote from: WiiClock;1281462

Quote from: LeekClock;1281460

Quote from: LeekClock;1281460

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1281804HOLY MONORAIL BATMAN!

Quote from: SpinningCubeClock;1281799I think all that facial hair (hair in general) is the Greek coming out in you. I like it.

(suck my dick plz)

Quote from: LeekClock;1281460

Quote from: LeekClock;1281842Laugh it up. Chicks dig it!

Quote from: LeekClock;1281842Laugh it up. Chicks dig it!

Quote from: LeekClock;1281871Chicks with dicks :'(

Quote from: LeekClock;1277999The eyepatch is a good look + nice glasses. How did you lose sight in that eye, if you don't mind me asking?

Quote from: Transparent;1281883Pirate Clock looks like homosexual.

Quote from: Topkatyo;1282419Hahaha, all this making fun of Leek's facial hair reminds me of in Knocked Up with the bet about the guy growing his beard for a full year.

Quote from: Silver Clock;1282440Woah, someone call the fashion police! Leek gonna get busted!


PS: I look like Ichabod Crane.

Quote from: FrankClock;1282432Hope Leek doesn't get pink eye.

Quote from: Topkatyo;1282502Well then I hope someone doesn't fart on his pillow.

Quote from: SCSP;1282473you are quite the jew sir!

Quote from: Doutzen Kroes;1282560I will probably still look like this in thirty years, the only inconsistency in my looks was a mohawk like a year ago.

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1282579I'm pretty sure you'll die from heart disease after reaching a point of obesity that is obscene in 20 years.

Quote from: Doutzen Kroes;1282602You're calling me obese? What the fuck.

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1282618haha, no, I'm calling you obese in 20 years silly.

Quote from: Doutzen Kroes;1282637You forget the part where I'm not american.

Quote from: SCSP;1282644you forget the adjsdjsodd

Quote from: peyote;1282606this thread should be called dirtstaches of the world.

Quote from: Doutzen Kroes;1282637You forget the part where I'm not american.

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1282664Yeah well, I'M American!



In America!!!

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1282667

Quote from: JointClock;1282678
me on the left, in 1987

Quote from: LeekClock;1282685I shaved the bit between my brows

Quote from: LeekClock;1282688Use your imagination!

Quote from: WhiteClock;1282697You're not supposed to shave in between your eyebrows. Just makes that unibrow thicker each time. Looks a bit ridiculous too.

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1282700That's true, plucking works better and lasts longer, hurts like hell too.

Quote from: Reisen;1282719Replacing the skin between your eyebrows with skin from your handpalm works best though, every time someone says something really stupid you can give yourself a high five.

Quote from: SCSP;1282717burgemeester van zuid laren

Quote from: LeekClock;1282849The "hair grows back thicker" thing is an urban legend

Quote from: LeekClock;1282870snopes says it's a lie and there is surely no higher power than snopes

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1282938he will outgrow peachlock.

Quote from: Sir Bakley;1282786

Quote from: WhiteClock;1282697You're not supposed to shave in between your eyebrows. Just makes that unibrow thicker each time. Looks a bit ridiculous too.

Quote from: WhiteClock;1283063I don't get it, that's poorly photoshopped.

Quote from: Sir Bakley;1282786i am american





got a weird grip on my drank in #2

Quote from: SCSP;1283318why do you people allways drink out of those red cups?

Quote from: FrankClock;1283324Cause the blue ones are for pussies?

Quote from: LeekClock;1283326Americans are not as domesticated as us cup-using, laundry-washing, food-preparing Europeans, SCSP!

Quote from: SCSP;1283330I know that, but i am sort of like an antropologist in that i am very interested in how the weird and barbaric practices of the american culture came to be.

Why drink out of a plastic cup americans?

Quote from: BlackberryClock;1283349Fra(g)t party cups.

lolz, whos up for beer pongz?

:D

Quote from: SCSP;1283354i like a glass around my drink at all times.

Quote from: FrankClock;1283344EDIT:
But seriously. They are cheap and easily distributed. You can easily mark on them as so you know whose cup is whose. These are primarily for in house parties. When we Americans go out for a fight night of drinking at an established place of business, there are no plastic cups in site... that are red/blue.

Quote from: WOLF;1282207

Thats how I roll. Also btw for some reason some eight grader is calling me "Sexy". Haha I think I'm so cool.

Quote from: SCSP;1283325o yeah there's also blue ones.
but srsly why drink out of a plastic cup????????

Quote from: LeekClock;1283326Americans are not as domesticated as us cup-using, laundry-washing, food-preparing Europeans, SCSP!

Quote from: BlackberryClock;1283349Fra(g)t party cups.

lolz, whos up for beer pongz?

:D

Quote from: PirateClock;1283405Same.  drinking from paper, plastic or tin  ruins the flavour

Quote from: Supahdupa;1283449The eight grader is mocking you, because you are ugly.

Quote from: Sir Bakley;1283809did you guys miss the part where i said we had a keg because most kegs don't come in bottles

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1283839they don't ?_?

I guess I should go to a house party and experience this 'keg' as you call it. Oh wait, I have no friends T_T

Quote from: wavy gravy;1284654new!

NEW!

NEEEW!!!!

Quote from: wavy gravy;1284656Now I'm a cross between Stanley Kubrick and Gustave Courbet

Quote from: ChimeClock;1288484finally I got meself a digital camera:

Quote from: WiiClock;1290426do nothing in chemistry now since my teacher got deported

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1290521lol pwned

Quote from: ChimeClock;1288484finally I got meself a digital camera:

Quote from: BrainChild;1290783

Quote from: BrainChild;1290787that's not the first time i've been called that, but i fail to see how it's portrayed in that image.  is it the locs?

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1290789that and the general smugness portrayed in that picture.

Quote from: BrainChild;1290792

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1290793now its the BLINGBLING and the toilet paper around your head
edit: oh wait, you had the BLINBLING before, i just didn't notice
srsly tho, you trying to look like a wigger tupac?

Quote from: BrainChild;1290794

I have no intentions of looking like Tupac, though I will admit he comes to my mind as the first person to wear a bandana tied in the front in this fashion.  Would you say that I do indeed resemble a white Tupac?

Quote from: BrainChild;1290801I have been told I have fairly big lips and a wide, flat nose, similar to the African race.  My sister once called me "niggerface".  I do have pubic hair on my face.  It is just shaven short for the moment.  I have never been shot with a bullet.  

Crackers crackers crackers.

Quote from: BrainChild;1290783

Quote from: The Sniper;1290804Piercings in both ears just screams faggot.

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1290805BUT YOU SEE ITS CALLED BLING BLING
FAGGOT AND NIGGER ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1290802you look nothing like a nigger with out the getup, you look like a fucking golf playing mayoface. also it was prolly me, i hate wiggers.

Quote from: BrainChild;1290808I do not play golf, and my face has a slight orange/brown hue when compared to mayonaise.  I will admit it is not too far away color-wise.  

I do not play golf.

I have never had sexual relations with a male.   I have fucked a girl, though.  8-)


A black girl.

Quote from: BrainChild;1290906jesus christ i'm the only one not showing any hate

Quote from: BrainChild;1290906jesus christ i'm the only one without any common sense

Quote from: The Sniper;1290804Piercings in both ears just screams faggot.

Quote from: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN;1290929I have piercings in both ears. :(

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1290931Stop copying me BBQBEFFBURGERMAN

Quote from: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN;1290932No you stop copying me nigga

YOU COPY CAT

Quote from: SpinningCubeClock;1290950Somebody had to...

Quote from: Sir Bakley;1290952brainchild has been p. funny ever since he went crazy on marlin for no reason in that one debate thread

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1290944You are clearly copying me sir COPY FERRET

Quote from: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN;1290964It appears there is only one way to settle this. A duel. A DUEL INDEED.

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1290974Damnit, does that mean I have to animate or can I just shoot you?

Quote from: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN;1290983No it just means i'll shoot you. And you'll die. You know.

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1290986I think we should use ice picks with feral cats tied to our legs. First to be killed by either ice pick or evisceration by cat is the loser.

Quote from: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN;1290991Then again you could save me the trouble of shooting you, and just shoot yourself!

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1291000Well since you obviously copy everything I do, you'd be right behind me.

Quote from: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN;1291002No. I would piss on your corpse HHAUHUHHAHA!21312312

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1291004YOU WOULD HAVE TO COME TO AMERICA BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THATS WHERE I WOULD BE BURIED AND THEN YOU'D BE ALL CONFUSED WITH ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE AND HISPANICS AND GET SHOT IN A GANG WAR ON THE WAY WITH FLOWERS FOR MY GRAVE BUT NOT UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE A DELICIOUS HOT DOG AND HAWAIIAN SHAVED ICE.

Quote from: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN;1291006NO YOU WOULD BE BURIED ON MY BACKYARD BECAUSE IM AS COOL AS THAT, THEN EVERY MORNING I WOULD TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR GRAVE. HOW BOUT THAT SONNY BOY!!

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1291008YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THAT'S ILLEGAL AND WRONG AND I'LL TELL ON YOU

Quote from: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN;1291011NO YOU WONT CAUSE YOURE DEAD AHAH!!11

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1291012OH BUT I ALREADY HAVE BY DERAILING THIS THREAD HAHAHAHAHWERWASDFLAJSDFA

Quote from: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN;1291013WELL GODJSAHGDSA THIS THREAD SUCKS ANYWAY!

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1291024
I fixed it

Quote from: SpinningCubeClock;1290950Somebody had to...

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1291024
I fixed it

Quote from: LambdaClock;1291293

me right there

Quote from: Mangosteen Clock;1291299This is a picture of me in downtown Detroit.

Quote from: ingerbreadcloc;1291297Where the hell do I know this actor from

Quote from: ingerbreadcloc;1291297Where the hell do I know this actor from

Quote from: Paul Banks;1292577wats dat wii clok???///

Quote from: LeekClock;1293737I was in Stuttgart yesterday at what was essentially a massive carnival with lots of beer and food

Quote from: Munglai;1294213Oh shiz I'm going to Stuttgart on Thursday for the animation festival thing.

Quote from: LeekClock;1294830Omgz we should meet up

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1294835buttsecks

Quote from: Sir Bakley;1294981yeah leek you should get a beard trimmer because if you just thinned it out your facial hair is thick and even enough to look p. good but now you're just a sam baker-lookin nigga

Quote from: Sir Bakley;1294981yeah leek you should get a beard trimmer because if you just thinned it out your facial hair is thick and even enough to look p. good but now you're just a sam baker-lookin nigga

Quote from: Fat Cop;1294255I got a haircut guys mmm

Quote from: SpinningCubeClock;1295492Those sideburns are horrid.

Quote from: LeekClock;1295479I got a hair cut and trimmed by beard yesterday. I'm far more aerodynamic.

Quote from: amy_winehouse_clock;1295784Bought a neat shirt and people like it.

Quote from: Mangosteen Clock;1300158

Quote from: Teapot;1300197

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1299782lawl magical rainbow pedophile

Quote from: SpinningCubeClock;1299787Didn't Heinekin's haircut go out of fashion in about 1999?

Quote from: PropagandaClock;1300242

Quote from: amy_winehouse_clock;1300305Apparently not the entire world follows America in it's tracks.
The only ones with variable haircuts over here are women, men either have buzzcuts, short hair sort of ruffled with gel, or my haircut.

Edit - oh and of course there's gays and emos that have different hairstyles but they count as girls.

Quote from: amy_winehouse_clock;1295784Bought a neat shirt and people like it.

Quote from: amy_winehouse_clock;1295784Bought a neat shirt and people like it.

Quote from: BunnyClock;1300271I get it! Awesome!

Quote from: SpinningCubeClock;1300401Is Heineken a guy or a girl?

Quote from: PropagandaClock;1300242

Quote from: Fat Cop;1304687My name is Golden Clock. It is my business to know what other people don't know.

Quote from: The Hyper;1304693You got my girlfriend's nose btw

Quote from: GodClock;1304695not gay to point out

Quote from: Joey;1300201you look like you're in some kind of basement like that one austria chick who was trapped in a basement

Quote from: The Spyro;1300273what the fuck.

Quote from: Octorok Clock;1305094I like to skate board guyzzzz.

Quote from: Teapot;1305114Was that before or after he fell headfirst onto the ground in a hilarious manner?

Quote from: Teapot;1305114Was that before or after he fell headfirst onto the ground in a hilarious manner?

Quote from: GreyClock;1305115After, because apparently he's made out of rubber and bounced back into the air.

Quote from: Octorok Clock;1305119It was actually mid air before I landed it.

I even did it a second time for teh video.
Bitch.

Quote from: Octorok Clock;1305124Nah.
On mah feets

Quote from: Animal Mother;1305155You're cooler than you were when I was online yesterday :3

Quote from: Coal;1305298fu clock hold me in your big muscular arms

Quote from: The Spyro;1305290Welcome back, FU

Quote from: F U Clock;1305289I don't really care if I look like a douchebag to you guys, so.



I love you.

Quote from: F U Clock;1305289I don't really care if I look like a douchebag to you guys, so.



I love you.

Quote from: Munglai;1291862I would totally have pretended I was getting punched by that fist. I bet loads of people do that with that statue but it's an awesome idea anyway.






I forgot how great that photobooth program is.

Quote from: F U Clock;1305289I don't really care if I look like a douchebag to you guys, so.



I love you.

Quote from: F U Clock;1305300LOLZ OKAY!

And thank you Wrench saaah. But I never really left so much as I was just busy with school.

Quote from: Sir Bakley;1283809did you guys miss the part where i said we had a keg because most kegs don't come in bottles

Quote from: Munglai;1305317Grow a big curly moustache and become a real strongman!

Quote from: Scmedic;1305371Hey FU :)

Do this.

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1305333haha fucking steroid abuser.

Quote from: KinderEggClock;1305440Sorry dudes. Picture is abit big.

Quote from: KinderEggClock;1305440Sorry dudes. Picture is abit big.

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1305477whos the chick? also crop the camera next time.

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1305333haha fucking steroid abuser.

Quote from: ULTRA_CLOck;1305524should i post pics y/n

Quote from: Joey;1305771

Quote from: ULTRA_CLOck;1305773cfufuck

Quote from: Joey;1305777

Quote from: Munglai;1290781That shirt is awesome

Quote from: Animal Mother;1300420Also dawn and clear from the container within 8 seconds to be combat effective.

Quote from: F U Clock;1305289I don't really care if I look like a douchebag to you guys, so.



I love you.

Quote from: Niko Bellic;1312427

Quote from: FloppyDiskClock;1313381I can be a scenefag too!

Quote from: Monodi;1313981I wonder if someone can be legally rich if he sells photos from his own infancy to pedophiles

Quote from: Niko Bellic;1312427

Quote from: Dr. Doak;1314095people like you and deformed face girl are the reason i don't goto clubs

Quote from: Niko Bellic;1314182That's cool, im sure sitting at home with your parents is just as fun.

Quote from: Dr. Doak;1314280my parents are dead

Quote from: kittyclock;1314334
on my way to a funeral

Quote from: Paul Banks;1314377hi kitty


where have you been?


and where have



soup and absinthe been....

;c

Quote from: kittyclock;1315104Also,  Octorok Clock, I was very fucking sad, but I was on a lot of xanax. My fucking brother died, so please don't fuck around about that. It's just not funny.

Quote from: LeekClock;1315507Here's me being a nerdlinger in the park



with somewhat shorter hair and a tidier beard than before

Quote from: LeekClock;1315507Here's me being a nerdlinger in the park

 
 
with somewhat shorter hair and a tidier beard than before

Quote from: Steve;1315511Shave man, SHAVE

Quote from: CeleriacClock;1316171
Haven't posted in here for a while so i took a pic of myself with my phone about half an hour ago.

Quote from: DigitalLEDClock;1316280I am gay didn't you know?

Quote from: LeekClock;1315507

Quote from: ZeitmiserZeitmesser;1316354

Quote from: ZeitmiserZeitmesser;1316354Just so you guys know, every time I read one of these threads:
 
I laugh constantly from pages 5-20, then stop abruptly.
I have an inexplicable erection from pages 10-15.
 
Also I'm a bird, but most importantly a bat:

The Loki Clock in his natural habitat:

Dining on packets of sugar and sometimes mixing that sugar with tea and drinking it with pirates:

Quote from: ZeitmiserZeitmesser;1316354Just so you guys know, every time I read one of these threads:

I laugh constantly from pages 5-20, then stop abruptly.
I have an inexplicable erection from pages 10-15.

Also I'm a bird, but most importantly a bat:

Quote from: CrustClock;1316479"quick dude take my picture... yeah yeah, like this... do you think the Clock Crew will like my beard?"

Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1316555you are our beard leek

you must carry the shattered dreams of all the unfortunate beardless

Quote from: ZeitmiserZeitmesser;1316354

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1316638It appears that Leek has the most glorious beard in the Clock Crew.

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1316580

Quote from: Animal Mother;1316655Holy shit it's you

Quote from: Animal Mother;1316655Holy shit it's you

Quote from: Silvercherryclock;1316575This demands further explanation

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1316580

Quote from: ZeitmiserZeitmesser;1316354

Quote from: Paul Banks;1316814holy shit topcatyo


you don't really look like what i thought you would yet
now it all makes sense

Quote from: Joey;1316991i thought you were a little kid since you have a bed time and all

Quote from: Joey;1317327

had the glasses on upside down

Quote from: Paul Banks;1317511joey ur a cutie wanna date?

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1316580

Quote from: Joey;1317981you and salt are the same age yet you look 9 and he looks 16

Quote from: Nogitsune;1317998ITT: Pix of CelticKnot (shitty cell phone camera, better pix to come)

Quote from: Nogitsune;1318017lol, I guess that's the angle of the shot

Quote from: TorchClock;1317980

hair cut

Quote from: Nogitsune;1317998ITT: Pix of CelticKnot (shitty cell phone camera, better pix to come)

Quote from: Munglai;1318267I'm usually anti-moustacheless beards but I'm cool with yours because it looks like you should be out running around muddy fields with a sword.

Quote from: MunglaiI'm usually anti-moustacheless beards but I'm cool with yours because it looks like you should be out running around muddy fields with a sword.

Quote from: CeleriacClock;1318296Didn't you used to have little beard?

Quote from: TorchClock;1317980

hair cut

Quote from: Joey;1318594munglai how do you get your hair like that, do you just not shower

Quote from: The Postman;1318568lmao

Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1319600tuff

Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1319600

Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1319600

Quote from: Monodi;1319640Spies zapping your dispenser?

Quote from: Joey;1319671

Quote from: The Postman;1319689most latest one, with better quality :3

Quote from: The Postman;1319689
most latest one, with better quality :3

Quote from: PropagandaClock;1319969i just cant believe slurpee is gay :(

Quote from: HANSKLOKCLOCK;1319462

Quote from: Dr. Doak;1319972STOP POSTING PICTURES

Quote from: HANSKLOKCLOCK;1319984Well i havent seen your fancy face mr bomb

Quote from: HANSKLOKCLOCK;1319984Well i havent seen your fancy face mr bomb

Quote from: TorchClock;1319959Did you dye your hair brown or did you stop dying your hair black. Because you don't seem like your emo picture.

Quote from: Tepelstreeltje;1319906You're not even asian what are you doing posting in chingchong

Quote from: The Postman;1318568lmao

Quote from: Dr. Doak;1320080this doesn't make your face any less fat or annoying

Quote from: Monodi;1320301this doesn't make your face better.

Quote from: TorchClock;1320300well still fuck you

Quote from: Joey;1319671

edit:

thread needs more mirror glasses shots

Quote from: ZeitmiserZeitmesser;1316354Also I'm a bird, but most importantly a bat:

Quote from: LeekClock;1321264have i posted enough yet to warrant being told to stop posting? rhetorical question

Quote from: LeekClock;1321264

have i posted enough yet to warrant being told to stop posting? rhetorical question

Quote from: FrankClock;1321280What is that small circle object between the pawn, knight and rook?

Quote from: unknownclock?;1321281Where'd you get that hoodie from?