Clock Crew

http://mega48man.newgrounds.com/reviews/flash

Quote"that was, ok. nah, i'll come right out with it..."
submission: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
date: March 14, 2008

well, i think this is my 5(?) reveiw, i'm not sure, they keep getting deleted, so i'll and give you some constructive criticism. (i even had the guts to watch the whole thing this time, it sucked though)

audio quality-well, it sounded like a dying ally cat. i mean, your trying something, "what is it boy? Jimmy's stuck in the well? the barn's on fire? you and your brother got stuck to each other while trying to have sex?" i couldn't understand a word anyone or anything was saying.

visual quality-yeeeeah, BULLSHIT. you once told us this was supposed to piss off 13 year old fan boys, and well, it worked. it just seems you happened to piss off the rest of the world off too. really, the graphics sucked. no offense......(LOLOLOLOL) what am i saying? anyway, yeah, you really need to make a movie where everyone's wearing something descent.

ability to stay on topic-this wasn't even remotely based on SSBB. i see mario and that luigi thing, i see yoshi, link, samus, wheelchair kid, and stuff, but i had to have someone help me figure out who they were. this is going back to visual quality, but i wanted to bring that out to show the unnecessary 'randomness'.

overall performance- i'm just gonna come out and say, this sucked. everyone LOOKS like their having sex with people with sexual gender disorders, theres no effort put into it, what's up with the wheelchair kid and the clock crew in a 3-5 some at the end(?), and it's amazing P-bot let this movie on here! sory pirate clock, i already hate you due to your other offenses like insulting virginia tech and praising suddam, but i'm trying to be a little nicer here. you should work up on your flash animations skills. you too grey clock, although i'm not even sure how good of an artist you are.

anyway, TROGDOR!

Quote"hmmm, bull shit"
submission: Joseph Stalin:RAI69+D 024
date: March 11, 2008

right, for a 20 year old woman who lives in Herwen Holland, and whose occupation is a Bohemian/ guard dog or something, she really has a sick humor with serious events.
first, she insults the innocent lives lost at the virginia tech incident, she praised saddam hussien at his death, (she made a flash tribute to him) and here she is insulting Stalin, who wasn't that bad of a guy. he helped us out in world war 2! the russians freakin took down berlin! (well, at the very end of the war) why did it take you 10 people to make a movie i could of made better all by myself? i'm not that expeirenced with flash, and soooooo could of done better job. i'm reading the author's respone under gnome42's review, and your quite right pirate cock, you to do make flash movies with the attitude others have for you. and everyones saying "YOU SUCK!" and "BOOOO!" and "YOU STUPID NAZI!" and lastly "GO BACK TO AL QUEDAS CAVE!" i think your still in there. really pirate cock, how many times have i put up nasty reviews? one review for each block of wood i chopped with my anger for you. (i don't even take a martial art or even work out. impressive, no?) "NOW GO BACK TO HELL PIRATE COCK!"

Quote"u reported me, wtf u skank?"
submission: Virginia Tech's 33
date: March 11, 2008

god damn, what wrong with these people? why isn't M-bot doing anything to stop this? i mean really, what would clock crew know about the tragedies that go on in U.S.? they're from fricking germany! (Herwen Holland to be exact) you would think they would know the SERIOUSNESS OF MASS KILLINGS, I'M TALKIN TO PIRATE CLOCK!. i actually had a fight with her over PM's, and man, i took her down stone cold, it left her speechless. now i want everyone to know that if they think this flash is funny, they should think again. it's insulting to the innocent lives lost on April 16 2007 at virginia tech university. got that? now get this trash of the portal now




Author's Response:

Yes, holland is a place in germany and not a diffrent country.. not at all! And you totally owned me (well it was to be expected with your immense geographical knowledge), i didn't understand a word you said though.. although i find it hard to care anyways.

also i didn't flag your review, cause frankly nothing pleases me more then seeying fags like yourself go insane over this shit.

Quote"die pirate clock"
submission: You Are A Pirate Clock
date: March 11, 2008

good riddens pirate clock, you were lower than scum. when you insulted virginia tech with that flash of yours, you sank as lower as hitler. SHE WOULD KNOW AAAAALL ABOUT HITLER, B/C SHE LIVES IN GERMANY. she dosn't know ANYTHING about america.

PM's:

QuoteAt 3/7/08 9:26 AM, PirateClock wrote: mega48man

    "your busted"
    by: mega48man
    date: 12 hours ago

    making fake accounts to boost your approval ratings eh? well, I'm quite sure M-bot would just LOVE to hear about this. its very simple really, just write down the names of whoever submits a review of 10 stars, and have them reported to M-bot at once. I assure you, i will not stand for any of this foolishness or incredibly immature flash movies to exist in the portal. mark my words cock imposters, your days on the portal are numbered.

    hahahahahahaha

    hahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahaha

    hahahaah

    seriously that submissions has had roufly around 600 reviews so far, most got deleted, and yours was by far the most I'm a edgy teen. Congratz!

You're not gonna take me seriously, are you? the thing is, you have know idea who your fucking with clock crew. do you wanna know why most of the reviews got deleted? because they were abusive. they were bitching about how crapy the flash was. so saying that 500/600 of the reviews got deleted isn't helping your case. oh, and don't worry, i'll make sure i do my daily rating of zero for your pathetic excuse for a flash movie. get ready to get blamed bitch. (and try to spell roughly correctly next time).

Quotebut what would you know about the virginia tech shooting? your a 20 year old hooker from holland. you know nothing of the true horrors of the world. i don't want you to ever, ever, make another flash movie about adult humor, random colors, or parodies of serious events, understand?

QuoteAt 3/9/08 6:58 AM, PirateClock wrote:      

    hahahahah

nothing better to say? i know your speechless, you've realized what you've done and you don't want to admit it. i've felt that way too sometimes, it's called remorse. i just want you to understand how your movies insult the serious events that shouldn't be taken lightly. you have to learn from one's mistakes, not laugh, or else you'll end up in the same trouble they're in.

this is great

send him nudes

Haha, keep the movies coming!

Hahahaha what the hell, PirateClock, the female german nazi-hooker who knows nothing about america?

Quote from: Notoorjus;1259262Hahahaha what the hell, PirateClock, the female german nazi-hooker who knows nothing about america?

this is me;

Quote from: Notoorjus;1259262Hahahaha what the hell, PirateClock, the female german nazi-hooker who knows nothing about america?

from Holland

Hahaha, this should be fun.

i like his aviter
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuimg.ngfiles.com%2Fprofile%2F2191%2F2191085.jpg&hash=71451c7c872c47c20f3f3f80dff5c24621b7687f)

EDIT: taperecorder beat me to the super cool naruto pic!

also you'd think germans (even if they were from holland) would know all about the horrors of the world seeing as how they committed most of the good ones and come on industrial music sounds pretty german to me and we all know the rap that gets with school shootings.

i wanna have fun with this kid!

WIR SIND FROM DER GERMANISCHEN LAND

we should just spam his inbox with dicks

Good thing I saved this one:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg178.imageshack.us%2Fimg178%2F6564%2Fgreyrupeeandfriendshg8.png&hash=3f2116a9e790e3fbcf64b385a9a90e5d72f43bb5)

HeinekenClock, civilian by day, wheelchair kid by night.

We're ALL 20 year old chicks from holland.

Tsss.

send him shock site images.

We all need to hit on him. I think I should make an alternate account and demand sexual favors of him.

Us dutch whores could like, totally go for some 12-year old U-S-A penis! Am I right girls?

Why does he think you're a girl?

Quote from: əədɹnls;1259639Why does he think you're a girl?

Because he submitted a .gif of some porn stars dancing with pirate and dwarfinator's .fla's pasted over their heads and the author's comments said they actually recorded it themselves.

Quote from: SpringOnionClock;1259647Because he submitted a .gif of some porn stars dancing with pirate and dwarfinator's .fla's pasted over their heads and the author's comments said they actually recorded it themselves.

oh wow

Quote from: SpringOnionClock;1259647Because he submitted a .gif of some porn stars dancing with pirate and dwarfinator's .fla's pasted over their heads and the author's comments said they actually recorded it themselves.

so what are you trying to say little man.. that im lying?!

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1260074so what are you trying to say little man.. that im lying?!

N-no sir

Quote from: SpringOnionClock;1260076N-no sir

That's m'am to you. mario

Quote from: Behemoth;1259379Good thing I saved this one:

im Bin Laden's bitch

its remorse, pirate

Quote from: Behemoth;1259379Good thing I saved this one:

Awwwwww, he's adorable.

Quote from: Behemoth;1259379Good thing I saved this one:

Such manly words!
 
Hmm I could go for a piece of that, wouldn't you agree ladies?

waving all 10 of my balls at 20 year old holland chicks

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1260306waving all 10 of my balls at 20 year old holland chicks

all 10 of them. yup.

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1260306waving all 10 of my balls at 20 year old holland chicks

No no no. You are the holland chick waving all 10 of your balls with other holland chicks who are also waving all 10 of their balls

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1260306waving all 10 of my balls at 20 year old holland chicks

Too good not to sig.