The name is Faxe... I joined you guys because you re quiet famous for your animating and flash skills... and I hope that a membership could influence mine skills in a positive way. I promise I ll practice hard and participate in cc academy as often as I can. I still havent submitted anything at newgrounds but thats because im not that good yet and I dont want to submit a crappy-megaman- bad tween-without music n menu-shit animation.
Something bout me
I live in germany. 18 years old.
Hobbies: boozing, billard, gambling, playing old SNES and Master System games, hanging out with friends.
good habits: likes to help others, is politically interested, likes to discuss bout stuff, dont cares bout e-drama
bad habits: kinda of addict to cigarettes and snuff tobaco, sometimes a real slacker, a real huge pervert bout porn (but I hate Furrys), becomes an attention whore when drunken, is always drunken at weekends
favourite music: metal (iron maiden, rammstein, dragon force, laibach)
unfavourite music: guess! i ll give you a small hint: "yo yo yo! whats up ma nigger. blat blat skeet skeet and HYC err.. bang bang"
i put this image from my ps one (it was the theme for the last cc session- draw a thing from your past which is important for you. Well it was my first game console ever and im a game junkie so i think it influenced me. I took a picture of a real ps one and put a second layer in above it in flash and drawed the lines... i ve got a shivering hand)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg88.imageshack.us%2Fimg88%2F8796%2Fplaystationzeichnunghq2.jpg&hash=44b1f13f171a48eff71888a6e245d022b2d69018)
one last final thing
a question some of you asked me already
whats a faxe?
its a danish beer which is sold in germany too and its sold in large 1 liter cans
i like it and here is a pic from it
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg260.imageshack.us%2Fimg260%2F7073%2Ffaxecc4.jpg&hash=90bdc15509181f02dc5cc146894727bf5cafd702)it has a viking on its front :)
I, for one, accept you with open arms.
Your shaky hand will matter less and less as you draw faster and faster, so just practice a lot. Try not to trace when you don't absolutely have to. Welcome.
errr zeitmisser... bist du ein deutscher? dein nick klingt seltsam... lol... sehr erfreut
welcome, the drunkeness shouldnt be a problem if you dont drunk type like a retard
hi, ich bin k0mat0se
ich habe geschlechtsverkehr mit der mutter von GirClock
lolwut? you said my mother is a whore and you would give parrotclock a blowjob in the bushes behind the mc donalds? sir you re a funny guy :D
lol well he was trying to pull another one over on my and fails, Faxe do yourself a favor and dont be like this brainchild guy, and people will actually like you!
Quote from: Oderus Urungus;1276558lol well he was trying to pull another one over on my and fails, Faxe do yourself a favor and dont be like this brainchild guy, and people will actually like you!
good advice from a good user
Quote from: BrainChild;1276560good advice from a good user
you get the best from the best you know
just one question... how is the group attitude towards filthy hentais? um with clocks?... maybe yaoi... you know if i get THIS good some time
Quote from: Faxe;1276566just one question... how is the group attitude towards filthy hentais? um with clocks?... maybe yaoi... you know if i get THIS good some time
lol look at some avatars, youll fit right in, also the word yaoi makes me wonder your gender and sexual orientation
actually male- straight sexual- but fagging round is okay to piss off white evangelic americans
in my experience most yaoi enthusiasts are homosexual/bisexual males!
i dislike gays and african americans!
Quote from: Faxe;1276569actually male- straight sexual- but fagging round is okay to piss off white evangelic americans
liar, i can smell my own kind, fag
oh ummm my gf's are 90 E... and shes blonde... thoes that count as a proof ?
Quote from: Faxe;1276578oh ummm my gf's are 90 E... and shes blonde... thoes that count as a proof ?
i have a wife, your not fooling anyone, im sure not
No!
I see you're ADD, like myself. Welcome.
here is something some of you ll like
nothing goes bout rammstein... its actually fun because every second song of them has some hidden sexual and pervert message
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0sfLHJZZIo
Quote from: BrainChild;1276580No!
for the love of god shut up
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clockcrew.cc%2Ftalk%2Fimage.php%3Fu%3D1520%26dateline%3D1207429784&hash=7cc29bef3e6d8366ef2e1d40c464fe7b7eb4d65d)
im a nooblet so may i please know whats an ADD ?
ADD - Attention Deficit Disorder. Means you have shakey hands sometimes.
Quote from: LambdaClock;1276584for the love of god shut up
no you fuck
naaa i just like to drink much cofee and i can stay awake for 30 hours
but its as bad as isnt it?
Quote from: BrainChild;1276588no you fuck
NO U
no im afraid not no
oh yeah and no race war in my posts please ^^ would you be kind to do that?
Quote from: DenariaxClock;1276590NO U
oh wow did you really just post that
guys im goin out for a smoke
brb in 5 mins
ITT Faxe avoids his sexuality
ok!
so guys now that hes gone what do you really think of him i think hes pretty cool
Quote from: BrainChild;1276593oh wow did you really just post that
Quite so. Isn't it amazing? Google?
Oh, and please do me a favor and redo your grammar. You're starting to burn my brain cells with your mass disruptions.
B^U
Quote from: BrainChild;1276600B^U
I'm sorry, my internet language dictionary seems to have fallen from my confines. What, exactly, did you suggest?
guys... a humans life is to short and to fragile to flame each other... please be nice.
oh and a major question i have... that clock voice microsoft sam thingie... DO I have to neccesarily use it? i would prefer my real voice
Quote from: Faxe;1276605guys... a humans life is to short and to fragile to flame each other... please be nice.
oh and a major question i have... that clock voice microsoft sam thingie... DO I have to neccesarily use it? i would prefer my real voice
by all means record your own voice
Quote from: DenariaxClock;1276603I'm sorry, my internet language dictionary seems to have fallen from my confines. What, exactly, did you suggest?

B^U
Tim B^Uckley
Tim Buckley. Alright. I'll google him too.
Also, marmalade.
Quote from: DenariaxClock;1276611Tim Buckley. Alright. I'll google him too.
Also, marmalade.
look everyone this guy is tim buckley
the real tim buckley
Quote from: DenariaxClock;1276598Quite so. Isn't it amazing? Google?
Oh, and please do me a favor and redo your grammar. You're starting to burn my brain cells with your mass disruptions.
sorry my english is sometimes a little bad... i learned it from videogames and school :P
Quote from: Faxe;1276617sorry my english is sometimes a little bad... i learned it from videogames and school :P
Hah, it's fine. I was talking to Brain anyways.
Quote from: Oderus Urungus;1276595ITT Faxe avoids his sexuality
LMAO
my real name is: Sergej (russian)
one of my countless nicks is S-gay
so please make fun of that
LOL more like ass gay
here you go again with that gay shit, :3
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fserge1589%2FImages%2FYaoi02.jpg&hash=33afa8b23577f679d403c527d29400e433c2b4ab)
...What.
Stop with the fucking offtopic shit!
Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay!
Quote from: HorseChestnutClock;1276633Stop with the fucking offtopic shit!
Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay!
how was your day?
so faxe how does it feel growing up on the INFERIOR playstation when you could've had an n64
more like sega saturn
dont make me LAUGoh holy shit virtua fighter
i liked that psx because of the more mature games (resident evil!) and i am/was megaman X obsessed
Quote from: Faxe;1276662i liked that psx because of the more mature games (resident evil!) and i am/was megaman X obsessed
pc
Quote from: Faxe;1276537"yo yo yo! whats up ma nigger. blat blat skeet skeet and HYC err.. bang bang"
Sikk impression of a black person there.
Hello.
You know i'm actually Prussian. :D kind of
...........
Quote from: General Hogmanay Melchett;1276669Sikk impression of a black person there.
Hello.
You know i'm actually Prussian. :D kind of
...........
Funny co-incident. I AM russian
zdravstwuj towarisch... Gde ti rodilsja. Ti schto li sluschajesch hip hop? I nakonez to.. Schto takoje "prussian" ?
flussian
i'm crussian
on you, faxe XD XD XD
LOL <3 you re a bunch of funny guys
at least more funny than your IRC chat
Quote from: Faxe;1276726LOL <3 you re a bunch of funny guys
at least more funny than your IRC chat
cause im not there
Hahaha this thread is such a clusterfuck to read
Welcome Faxe
Yeah, IRC is something you have to work your way to get used to. Stick with the forums for a while, you seem like a promising member. Shakey hands aren't really a problem after you get into the habbit of it for a while. My advice is to use the line tool instead of the brush for when you're getting a shape, and brush for low-quality shading, or when you make something artsy.
The line tool is generally better for both when it comes to bending lines. Anyways, welcome!
ummm... my mentor told me i should always use brush
does anyone know the NG member Kottbullar?
welcome to the cc you seem cool.
you and I share many likes and dislikes.
also I find it cool that you are bilingual.
thanx:)
trilingual- russian mother language - german and english- and some french but im bad- and i suck at math
Quote from: Faxe;1276746thanx:)
trilingual- russian mother language - german and english- and some french but im bad- and i suck at math
i speak english, bad english, and just enough japanese to pick apart a sentence and understand it.
gosh to learn japanese is much harder than any european language... i hate to repeat and remember vocabularies and those nasty katakana and hiragana signs...
DESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
well i took 5 years of it in elementary school
you seem like a nice guy :D
my name is skyscraper, nice to meet you!
nice avatar dude... if thats a porn picture would you please tell me where i can view it?
Quote from: Quill;1276765well i took 5 years of it in elementary school
christ that was some time for me too XD learned it a half year in first grade russian elementary... but then moved to germany and had to make space to learn german... i cant remember anything... only that i sat back than for 2 hours a day and had to practice each damn sign for over 9000 times
i hate that tedious shit that why i quit
Banned already?
banned already ouch and you were doing so well
lol (http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?p=1276777#post1276777)
FYI you got banned for saying stupid shit
gud tred
He got banned quick
Quote from: Oderus Urungus;1276579i have a wife, your not fooling anyone, im sure not
gahahah!
This thread sure is a gem.
Welco-
Oh shit.
Quote from: Oderus Urungus;1276634how was your day?
Good. Good.
Yours?
Quote from: Oderus Urungus;1276567also the word yaoi makes me wonder your gender and sexual orientation
Quote from: Oderus Urungus;1276572liar, i can smell my own kind, fag
Don't do it Gir! Think of your relationship!
Quote from: Faxe;1276537iron maiden
CLOCK THIS MAN NAOW!