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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 01:18:15 PM

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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 01:18:15 PM
The name is Faxe... I joined you guys because you re quiet famous for your animating and flash skills... and I hope that a membership could influence mine skills in a positive way.  I promise I ll practice hard and participate in cc academy as often as I can. I still havent submitted anything at newgrounds but thats because im not that good yet and I dont want to submit a crappy-megaman- bad tween-without music n menu-shit animation.
Something bout me
 I live in germany. 18 years old.
Hobbies: boozing, billard, gambling, playing old SNES and Master System games, hanging out with friends.
good habits: likes to help others, is politically interested, likes to discuss bout stuff, dont cares bout e-drama
bad habits: kinda of addict to cigarettes and snuff tobaco, sometimes a real slacker, a real huge pervert bout porn (but I hate Furrys), becomes an attention whore when drunken, is always drunken at weekends
favourite music: metal (iron maiden, rammstein, dragon force, laibach)
unfavourite music: guess! i ll give you a small hint: "yo yo yo! whats up ma nigger. blat blat skeet skeet and HYC err.. bang bang"

i  put this image from my ps one (it was the theme for the last cc session- draw a thing from your past which is important for you. Well it was my first game console ever and im a game junkie so i think it influenced me. I took a picture of a real ps one and put a second layer in  above it in flash and drawed the lines... i ve got a shivering hand)

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg88.imageshack.us%2Fimg88%2F8796%2Fplaystationzeichnunghq2.jpg&hash=44b1f13f171a48eff71888a6e245d022b2d69018)
 
one last final thing

a question some of you asked me already

whats a faxe?

its a danish beer which is sold in germany too and its sold in large 1 liter cans
i like it and here is a pic from it

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg260.imageshack.us%2Fimg260%2F7073%2Ffaxecc4.jpg&hash=90bdc15509181f02dc5cc146894727bf5cafd702)it has a viking on its front :)
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 01:19:52 PM
I, for one, accept you with open arms.
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Post by: Loki Clock on April 08, 2008, 01:25:04 PM
Your shaky hand will matter less and less as you draw faster and faster, so just practice a lot. Try not to trace when you don't absolutely have to. Welcome.
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 01:27:13 PM
errr zeitmisser... bist du ein deutscher? dein nick klingt seltsam... lol... sehr erfreut
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Post by: Kaijuclock on April 08, 2008, 01:29:50 PM
welcome, the drunkeness shouldnt be a problem if you dont drunk type like a retard
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 01:32:19 PM
hi, ich bin k0mat0se

 ich habe geschlechtsverkehr mit der mutter von GirClock
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 01:35:07 PM
lolwut? you said my mother is a whore and you would give parrotclock a blowjob in the bushes behind the mc donalds? sir you re a funny guy :D
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Post by: Kaijuclock on April 08, 2008, 01:38:25 PM
lol well he was trying to pull another one over on my and fails, Faxe do yourself a favor and dont be like this brainchild guy, and  people will actually like you!
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 01:39:49 PM
Quote from: Oderus Urungus;1276558lol well he was trying to pull another one over on my and fails, Faxe do yourself a favor and dont be like this brainchild guy, and  people will actually like you!

good advice from a good user
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Post by: Kaijuclock on April 08, 2008, 01:42:28 PM
Quote from: BrainChild;1276560good advice from a good user

you get the best from the best you know
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 01:44:50 PM
just one question... how is the group attitude towards filthy hentais? um with clocks?... maybe yaoi... you know if i get THIS good some time
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Post by: Kaijuclock on April 08, 2008, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Faxe;1276566just one question... how is the group attitude towards filthy hentais? um with clocks?... maybe yaoi... you know if i get THIS good some time

lol look at some avatars, youll fit right in, also the word yaoi makes me wonder your gender and sexual orientation
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 01:47:07 PM
actually male- straight sexual- but fagging round is okay to piss off white evangelic americans
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 01:47:24 PM
in my experience most yaoi enthusiasts are homosexual/bisexual  males!
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 01:47:52 PM
i dislike gays and african americans!
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Post by: Kaijuclock on April 08, 2008, 01:48:01 PM
Quote from: Faxe;1276569actually male- straight sexual- but fagging round is okay to piss off white evangelic americans

liar, i can smell my own kind, fag
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 01:53:11 PM
oh ummm my gf's are 90 E... and shes blonde... thoes that count as a proof ?
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Post by: Kaijuclock on April 08, 2008, 01:53:48 PM
Quote from: Faxe;1276578oh ummm my gf's are 90 E... and shes blonde... thoes that count as a proof ?

i have a wife, your not fooling anyone, im sure not
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 01:53:52 PM
No!
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Post by: That Denariax Guy on April 08, 2008, 01:55:10 PM
I see you're ADD, like myself. Welcome.
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 01:55:21 PM
here is something some of you ll like
nothing goes bout rammstein... its actually fun because every second song of them has some hidden sexual and pervert message

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0sfLHJZZIo
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Post by: LambdaClock on April 08, 2008, 01:55:38 PM
Quote from: BrainChild;1276580No!

for the love of god shut up
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 01:55:58 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clockcrew.cc%2Ftalk%2Fimage.php%3Fu%3D1520%26dateline%3D1207429784&hash=7cc29bef3e6d8366ef2e1d40c464fe7b7eb4d65d)
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 01:56:18 PM
im a nooblet so may i please know whats an ADD ?
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Post by: That Denariax Guy on April 08, 2008, 01:56:48 PM
ADD - Attention Deficit Disorder. Means you have shakey hands sometimes.
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 01:58:02 PM
Quote from: LambdaClock;1276584for the love of god shut up

no you fuck
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 01:58:58 PM
naaa i just like to drink much cofee and i can stay awake for 30 hours
but its as bad as isnt it?
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Post by: That Denariax Guy on April 08, 2008, 01:59:19 PM
Quote from: BrainChild;1276588no you fuck

NO U
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 01:59:35 PM
no im afraid not no
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 01:59:36 PM
oh yeah and no race war in my posts please ^^ would you be kind to do that?
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 01:59:54 PM
Quote from: DenariaxClock;1276590NO U

oh wow did you really just post that
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 02:00:13 PM
guys im goin out for a smoke

brb in 5 mins
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Post by: Kaijuclock on April 08, 2008, 02:01:07 PM
ITT Faxe avoids his sexuality
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:01:13 PM
ok!
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:01:29 PM
so guys now that hes gone what do you really think of him i think hes pretty cool
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Post by: That Denariax Guy on April 08, 2008, 02:01:47 PM
Quote from: BrainChild;1276593oh wow did you really just post that

Quite so. Isn't it amazing? Google?



Oh, and please do me a favor and redo your grammar. You're starting to burn my brain cells with your mass disruptions.
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:02:31 PM
B^U
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Post by: That Denariax Guy on April 08, 2008, 02:03:29 PM
Quote from: BrainChild;1276600B^U

I'm sorry, my internet language dictionary seems to have fallen from my confines. What, exactly, did you suggest?
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 02:05:38 PM
guys... a humans life is to short and to fragile to flame each other... please be nice.
oh and a major question i have... that clock voice microsoft sam thingie... DO I have to neccesarily use it? i would prefer my real voice
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:06:48 PM
Quote from: Faxe;1276605guys... a humans life is to short and to fragile to flame each other... please be nice.
oh and a major question i have... that clock voice microsoft sam thingie... DO I have to neccesarily use it? i would prefer my real voice

by all means record your own voice
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:07:45 PM
Quote from: DenariaxClock;1276603I'm sorry, my internet language dictionary seems to have fallen from my confines. What, exactly, did you suggest?



B^U
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:08:00 PM
Tim B^Uckley
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Post by: That Denariax Guy on April 08, 2008, 02:09:08 PM
Tim Buckley. Alright. I'll google him too.

Also, marmalade.
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:11:24 PM
Quote from: DenariaxClock;1276611Tim Buckley. Alright. I'll google him too.

Also, marmalade.

look everyone this guy is tim buckley

the real tim buckley
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 02:12:06 PM
Quote from: DenariaxClock;1276598Quite so. Isn't it amazing? Google?



Oh, and please do me a favor and redo your grammar. You're starting to burn my brain cells with your mass disruptions.

sorry my english is sometimes a little bad... i learned it from videogames and school :P
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Post by: That Denariax Guy on April 08, 2008, 02:13:02 PM
Quote from: Faxe;1276617sorry my english is sometimes a little bad... i learned it from videogames and school :P

Hah, it's fine. I was talking to Brain anyways.
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 02:13:32 PM
Quote from: Oderus Urungus;1276595ITT Faxe avoids his sexuality


LMAO
my real name is: Sergej (russian)
one of my countless nicks is S-gay
so please make fun of that
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:14:55 PM
LOL more like ass gay
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Post by: Kaijuclock on April 08, 2008, 02:16:56 PM
here you go again with that gay shit, :3
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:18:12 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fserge1589%2FImages%2FYaoi02.jpg&hash=33afa8b23577f679d403c527d29400e433c2b4ab)
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Post by: That Denariax Guy on April 08, 2008, 02:18:49 PM
...What.
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Post by: HorseChestnutClock on April 08, 2008, 02:21:30 PM
Stop with the fucking offtopic shit!

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay!
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Post by: Kaijuclock on April 08, 2008, 02:22:48 PM
Quote from: HorseChestnutClock;1276633Stop with the fucking offtopic shit!

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay!

how was your day?
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:28:15 PM
so faxe how does it feel growing up on the INFERIOR playstation when you could've had an n64
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Post by: Kaijuclock on April 08, 2008, 02:28:50 PM
more like sega saturn
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:29:36 PM
dont make me LAUGoh holy shit virtua fighter
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 02:38:56 PM
i liked that psx because of the more mature games (resident evil!) and i am/was megaman X obsessed
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Post by: Kaijuclock on April 08, 2008, 02:39:47 PM
Quote from: Faxe;1276662i liked that psx because of the more mature games (resident evil!) and i am/was megaman X obsessed

pc
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Post by: TUCO CLOCK on April 08, 2008, 02:41:52 PM
Quote from: Faxe;1276537"yo yo yo! whats up ma nigger. blat blat skeet skeet and HYC err.. bang bang"

Sikk impression of a black person there.
 
Hello.
 
You know i'm actually Prussian. :D kind of
 
...........
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 02:53:58 PM
Quote from: General Hogmanay Melchett;1276669Sikk impression of a black person there.
 
Hello.
 
You know i'm actually Prussian. :D kind of
 
...........


Funny co-incident. I AM russian
zdravstwuj towarisch... Gde ti rodilsja. Ti schto li sluschajesch hip hop? I nakonez to.. Schto takoje "prussian" ?
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:56:13 PM
flussian
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Post by: k0ma on April 08, 2008, 02:56:45 PM
i'm crussian

on you, faxe  XD XD XD
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 03:10:57 PM
LOL <3 you re a bunch of funny guys
at least more funny than your IRC chat
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Post by: Kaijuclock on April 08, 2008, 03:13:19 PM
Quote from: Faxe;1276726LOL <3 you re a bunch of funny guys
at least more funny than your IRC chat
cause im not there
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on April 08, 2008, 03:16:28 PM
Hahaha this thread is such a clusterfuck to read

Welcome Faxe
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Post by: PolyhedronClock on April 08, 2008, 03:16:51 PM
Yeah, IRC is something you have to work your way to get used to. Stick with the forums for a while, you seem like a promising member. Shakey hands aren't really a problem after you get into the habbit of it for a while. My advice is to use the line tool instead of the brush for when you're getting a shape, and brush for low-quality shading, or when you make something artsy.
The line tool is generally better for both when it comes to bending lines. Anyways, welcome!
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 03:18:29 PM
ummm... my mentor told me i should always use brush
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 03:19:11 PM
does anyone know the NG member Kottbullar?
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Post by: Quill on April 08, 2008, 03:26:49 PM
welcome to the cc you seem cool.
 you  and  I share  many likes and dislikes.
also I find it cool that you are bilingual.
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 03:31:31 PM
thanx:)
trilingual- russian mother language - german and english- and some french but im bad- and i suck at math
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Post by: Quill on April 08, 2008, 03:34:28 PM
Quote from: Faxe;1276746thanx:)
trilingual- russian mother language - german and english- and some french but im bad- and i suck at math
i speak english, bad english, and just enough japanese to pick apart a sentence and understand it.
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 03:37:53 PM
gosh to learn japanese is much harder than any european language... i hate to repeat and remember vocabularies and those nasty katakana and hiragana signs...
DESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
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Post by: Quill on April 08, 2008, 03:43:15 PM
well i took 5 years of it in elementary school
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Post by: TapedeckClock on April 08, 2008, 03:46:37 PM
you seem like a nice guy :D
 
my name is skyscraper, nice to meet you!
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 03:47:42 PM
nice avatar dude... if thats a porn picture would you please tell me where i can view it?
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Post by: Faxe on April 08, 2008, 03:49:12 PM
Quote from: Quill;1276765well i took 5 years of it in elementary school


christ that was some time for me too XD learned it a half year in first grade russian elementary... but then moved to germany and had to make space to learn german... i cant remember anything... only that i sat back than for 2 hours a day and had to practice each damn sign for over 9000 times
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Post by: Quill on April 08, 2008, 03:55:17 PM
i hate that tedious shit that why i quit
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on April 08, 2008, 03:58:32 PM
Banned already?
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Post by: Quill on April 08, 2008, 03:58:46 PM
banned already ouch and you were doing so well
lol (http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?p=1276777#post1276777)
FYI you got banned for saying stupid shit
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 08, 2008, 06:16:32 PM
gud tred
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 08, 2008, 09:39:06 PM
He got banned quick

Quote from: Oderus Urungus;1276579i have a wife, your not fooling anyone, im sure not

gahahah!
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Post by: ArgoonKlok on April 09, 2008, 03:59:44 AM
This thread sure is a gem.
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Post by: OcarinaClock on April 09, 2008, 02:05:10 PM
Welco-

Oh shit.
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Post by: HorseChestnutClock on April 09, 2008, 02:31:11 PM
Quote from: Oderus Urungus;1276634how was your day?

Good. Good.
Yours?
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Post by: SoBe Clock on April 09, 2008, 03:19:38 PM
Quote from: Oderus Urungus;1276567also the word yaoi makes me wonder your gender and sexual orientation

Quote from: Oderus Urungus;1276572liar, i can smell my own kind, fag

Don't do it Gir! Think of your relationship!
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Post by: Steam on April 17, 2008, 10:43:19 PM
Quote from: Faxe;1276537iron maiden

CLOCK THIS MAN NAOW!