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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: joliet_jane on April 15, 2008, 08:01:22 PM

Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: joliet_jane on April 15, 2008, 08:01:22 PM
I've just realized that although you cannot buy animals on ebay, you can buy hatch-able eggs!
http://business.listings.ebay.com/Livestock-Supplies_Poultry_W0QQfclZ3QQfromZR11QQsacatZ46532QQsocmdZListingItemList

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi3.ebayimg.com%2F08%2Fi%2F000%2Fe7%2Ff9%2Ff863_1.JPG&hash=4099e9401cef7fc5a49dc73552ac20d7119defac)
Imagine having four of these for $16!  Now that's a deal.

It could be a cool thing to mail to Tom (http://clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=72291)... if you want to give him something that crows and poops a lot.
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: AlbinoClock on April 15, 2008, 08:03:09 PM
Can we ship them in incubators?

Maybe solar incubators or something. Hybrids.
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: joliet_jane on April 15, 2008, 08:14:17 PM
This poultry type is are called "ALBINO CHUKAR" (http://cgi.ebay.com/ALBINO-CHUKAR-EGGS_W0QQitemZ140223725134QQihZ004QQcategoryZ46532QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi17.ebayimg.com%2F06%2Fi%2F000%2Fe8%2Fc8%2F2c6d_1.JPG&hash=6cd77a2d40031f359f419189f7a7508d1a51bf3a)

Whoa, they've got ducks, quails, pheasants, and other poultry birds too.  Weird birthday presents ahoy.
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: BlackberryClock on April 15, 2008, 08:16:25 PM
Any reptiles?
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: AnkhClock on April 15, 2008, 08:16:33 PM
You'd have to be really careful in shipping them because the last thing I'd want from eBay would be a box of spoiled/smashed eggs.
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: AlbinoClock on April 15, 2008, 08:19:51 PM
Oh shit albino chukars please.
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: Maltese on April 15, 2008, 09:30:12 PM
how are you sure that they don't hatch by the time they reach you?
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: FrankClock on April 15, 2008, 09:43:24 PM
Quote from: joliet_jane;1282980It could be a cool thing to mail to Tom... if you want to give him something that crows and poops a lot.

Isn't that what Stamper is for...?
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: Steam on April 15, 2008, 11:04:24 PM
Damn, I could go for an omelet right now.
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: SwirlberryClock on April 15, 2008, 11:15:32 PM
What if the package was mis-handled,and  you found an ugly chicken fetus out of an egg and into the container when you open up the package?
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: RobertSmithClock on April 15, 2008, 11:47:02 PM
holy shit im so getting some peacocks when i get a place with a decent back yard
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: Kombucha on April 15, 2008, 11:55:44 PM
Quote from: ouıqןɐ;1283002Oh shit albino chukars please.
Albino's Chukars.
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: SwirlberryClock on April 15, 2008, 11:57:16 PM
ORDER COCKS IN THE MAIL! LOLOLOL!
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: k0ma on April 15, 2008, 11:58:58 PM
Quote from: Steam;1283212Damn, I could go for an omelet right now.


HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: DillClock on April 16, 2008, 12:28:52 AM
Quote from: BrainChild;1283254HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

grow a spine
Title: Buy chickens on ebay
Post by: k0ma on April 16, 2008, 12:30:53 AM
Quote from: DillClock;1283280grow a spine

did those unborn chickens develop spines?  DID THEY
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