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Title: New step forward in tech?
Post by: Arctic on April 17, 2008, 06:57:54 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7352464.stm

What do you guys know about graphene?
Title: New step forward in tech?
Post by: Wind-up Clock on April 17, 2008, 06:59:43 PM
It will only be a matter of time until we have computers in our assholes that analyze our shit.
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Post by: RabidClock on April 17, 2008, 07:15:40 PM
Really looking forward to this stuff. I heard about it a while back but it seems they're really making leaps and bounds with the technology.
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Post by: Solenoidclock on April 17, 2008, 07:41:54 PM
It's a room-temperature ballistic conductor. Think superconductor without the cooper pairs, it's a pretty awesome material.
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 17, 2008, 07:43:46 PM
Hey werent some orange CDs made that had gigas and gigas of memory made of the same thing?
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Post by: Solenoidclock on April 17, 2008, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1284395Hey werent some orange CDs made that had gigas and gigas of memory made of the same thing?

HVD? That uses some kind of polymer.
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Post by: Roman Collar Clock on April 17, 2008, 08:13:48 PM
Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1284375Really looking forward to this stuff. I heard about it a while back but it seems they're really making leaps and bounds with the technology.

In a few years we'll be running around dressed like this.

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Post by: berimfuckyoubau on April 17, 2008, 08:25:27 PM
shit that IS small
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Post by: Solenoidclock on April 17, 2008, 08:27:00 PM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1284426In a few years we'll be running around dressed like this.

chick without pants[/IMG]

That is the worst example of cyberpunk I have ever seen. Where did you find that?
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Post by: RabidClock on April 17, 2008, 08:32:27 PM
Quote from: Monterey Jack;1284444That is the worst example of cyberpunk I have ever seen. Where did you find that?

I'd start here :3
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Post by: joliet_jane on April 17, 2008, 08:35:45 PM
I hope this changes computer design forever.  I mean, PCs are still essentially the same as they were when the IBM PC was invented.  That was well over 20 years ago.

Also, here I was thinking "Wow my new AMD Athlon 64 X2 6400" is going to be so cool!"  Things change fast.
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Post by: Topcatyo on April 17, 2008, 09:05:57 PM
It was mentioned before in a rather unfunny webcomic that, to be honest, I don't know why I still have bookmarked.
But this is awesome.  That chip is small.
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1284365It will only be a matter of time until we have computers in our assholes that analyze our shit.
Attack of the Show already put a webserver up a guy's ass and hosted a website with it for three days.
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Post by: ChocolateBarClock on April 17, 2008, 09:28:47 PM
I read an article in Popular Science that had a step-by-step guide on how to create Graphene. Pretty neat although I never tried it.
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Post by: Wind-up Clock on April 17, 2008, 09:29:21 PM
Quote from: Topkatyo;1284483Attack of the Show already put a webserver up a guy's ass and hosted a website with it for three days.

Soon we will all have our portable asservers where we can connect remotely to the internet.
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Post by: Topcatyo on April 17, 2008, 09:32:00 PM
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1284502Soon we will all have our portable asservers where we can connect remotely to the internet.
Some shaving required.
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Post by: Wind-up Clock on April 17, 2008, 09:35:27 PM
Introducing the new Cyber-Dick! Now with Auto-Jack!
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Post by: Solenoidclock on April 17, 2008, 09:39:35 PM
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1284502Soon we will all have our portable asservers where we can connect remotely to the internet.

They had those in the late nineties, ever hear of teledildonics?
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Post by: Loki Clock on April 17, 2008, 09:52:20 PM
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1284365It will only be a matter of time until we have computers in our assholes that analyze our shit.

That would actually be really useful for diagnostic purposes.

Who would have thought that a material previously considered so mundane and all one day allow for such a huge technological leap? I make the following predictions:

Graphite will come to be synonymous in people's minds with information. The name of the material will be a reality more than a moniker.

Computers will eventually be able to support a graphite store that they can use both to augment their circuitry and to write with using a hand peripheral, like a pen filled with pencil lead.
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Post by: Steam on April 17, 2008, 09:56:09 PM
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1284507Cyber-Dick! Now with Auto-Jack!

Multi-tasking in the purest sense of the term.

God, now I'll finally be able to leave my house!
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Post by: ChocolateBarClock on April 17, 2008, 09:58:01 PM
There already is a toilet that analyzes shit and sends the info to your doctor.
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Post by: Roman Collar Clock on April 17, 2008, 10:28:27 PM
Quote from: Monterey Jack;1284444That is the worst example of cyberpunk I have ever seen. Where did you find that?

I just googled cyberpunk.  

People have some crazy imaginations.
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Post by: ArgoonKlok on April 18, 2008, 03:52:46 AM
HOOK THE INTERNET UP TO MY BRAIN

These chips are delicious
Title: New step forward in tech?
Post by: ArgoonKlok on April 18, 2008, 03:57:49 AM
Hmmm. You'd think that with transistors so incredibly small, even the smallest magnetic interference will fuck with it. How do they work around that?