http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oON7-wxHM4
bonk
scout is my fave to play
Fuck yes
These clips make me want TF2 so badly. You don't even fucking know.
You can't get TOB? It's pretty cheap considering, and even my piece of shit computer can run it.
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1285430You can't get TOB? It's pretty cheap considering, and even my piece of shit computer can run it.
My new laptop couldn't run Halflife2 when I tried the demo :/
Its weird considering it ran the WoW demo flawlessly.
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1285434My new laptop couldn't run Halflife2 when I tried the demo :/
Its weird considering it ran the WoW demo flawlessly.
be thankful, this game has eaten a freakishly unbelievable amount of my time, it's actually starting to become a problem
Team Fortress 2 is a MUST play.
I actually got bored of TF2 a lil, not sure why. It's like flash. I like to do it, but whenever I think about it I put it off until I can't.
The fact that I have to start the computer over again if I start TF2 up and remotely anything goes wrong might contribute to this.
Quote from: Gardevoir;1285452Team Fortress 2 is a MUST play.
I really like the style of the characters and stuff in the game. It kind of reminds me of old Looney Tunes or something, I love it.
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1285457I really like the style of the characters and stuff in the game. It kind of reminds me of old Looney Tunes or something, I love it.
The characters and their unique personalities, balanced game play, and overall fun make it one of the best games i can think of!
Oh Valve! :D
Holy fuck this is legit. All my sexual fantasys have come true!
Quote from: Polyhedron Clock;1285481Holy fuck this is legit. All my sexual fantasys have come true!
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I'm probably getting TF2 for the xbox 360 soon
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1285420These clips make me want TF2 so badly. You don't even fucking know.
It make me wish I had a 360 to just play it lol
Hey guys if you want to view the high-res version of this (because youtube has terrible video quality) just click here:
steam://run/5032
i like the scout
yes i do
BOINK
I was hoping for the pyro, but FUCK YES
There's one for the pyro, heavy weapons guy, demoman, soldier and engineer suckah
Quote from: BOBBYCLOCK;1285662There's one for the pyro, heavy weapons guy, demoman, soldier and engineer suckah
When did the pyro come out? Me and my brother have been waiting on that one for forever.
Funny, but the Engineer one is still my favorite.
Quote from: Topkatyo;1285675When did the pyro come out? Me and my brother have been waiting on that one for forever.
quite some time ago, actually. I remember seeing it
Quote from: ⊲UpdateClock⊳;1285682quite some time ago, actually. I remember seeing it
if there is i cant find it, and it isnt on the Valve site either.
there is one on Youtube but it's a fan made one.
Quote from: ⊲UpdateClock⊳;1285682quite some time ago, actually. I remember seeing it
Searched both Youtube and the Steam Media list and it's not there.
PS: I love how there's a fingerprint on the camera from where the scout pokes it.
I love little details like that.
Also, how is the video on some guy's Youtube before it's on Steam?
Pyro is not out, there are a couple of fanmade videos of him, but steam did not create one for him yet. I do belive he is next on the list, though.
lmao if you were from where i'm from you'd be fucking dead.
ahahaha
Quote from: Gardevoir;1285713Pyro is not out, there are a couple of fanmade videos of him, but steam did not create one for him yet. I do belive he is next on the list, though.
oh, it must have been one of those I've seen then.
the one with the cardboard cow and the flaming fart.
Quote from: ⊲UpdateClock⊳;1285725oh, it must have been one of those I've seen then.
the one with the cardboard cow and the flaming fart.
that was a touching and heartfelt machinima ingis solus.
ingis solus
The only "Meet the" videos left to make are the Pyro, Medic, Spy, and Sniper.
Which at this rate should take about 10 or more months.
I would honestly watch a TV series with these characters or something.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbay01.imagebay.com%2F_upload%2Fimg%2F31%2Flolol.jpg&hash=65b323f882c07e1cc4fcd589b107495512663bae)
Did anyone else notice this?
EDIT: oh it was on the others too.
Haha, yes, this video rocked. He's such a dick.
Quote from: peyote;1285747that was a touching and heartfelt machinima ingis solus.
[vid]
Yeah, that was an awesome video.
Quote from: Topkatyo;1285831I would honestly watch a TV series with these characters or something.
Me too!
Quote from: MrUnth;1285858
Did anyone else notice this?
EDIT: oh it was on the others too.
Hahaha, I never caught that. :D
So wait, is he from Bawston or New Yawk?
Quote from: Topkatyo;1285831I would honestly watch a TV series with these characters or something.
Valve would make a killing if they ever did this. Incredibles-like animation with that spy-vs-spy tone with it is pure win.
Yeah, I'm willing to bet money that the pyro is either mexican, some type of a rocker, or a chick.
Team Fortress should be a feature film. I'd watch that.
I PALY AS TEH DEM0MAN11
what makes you think the pyro video is going to reveal something about him we don't already know?
This is awesome. Who's next?
Quote from: ɹoɥʇ;1286060what makes you think the pyro video is going to reveal something about him we don't already know?
I'm expecting a video with nothing but mumbles.
Quote from: Silver Clock;1286068I'm expecting a video with nothing but mumbles.
mumbles, shredding, burning, and pyro-themed awesomeness.
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1286020So wait, is he from Bawston or New Yawk?
Bonkston or New Boink?
Quote from: PaperClipClock;1286180Bonkston or New Boink?
Lmao
Also from the steam page on the low res video
QuoteThe youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston, the Scout learned early how to problem solve with his fists. With seven older brothers on his side, fights tended to end before the runt of the litter could maneuver into punching distance, so the Scout trained himself to run. He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his pack of mad dog siblings to the fray.
So it's boston
Quote from: PaperClipClock;1286180Bonkston or New Boink?
What the hell is that supposed to mean? I was refering to accents.
Quote from: Silver Clock;1286068I'm expecting a video with nothing but mumbles.
Same here, but people keep acting like he's going to take off his mask or turn out to be female or something.
Quote from: ɹoɥʇ;1286199Same here, but people keep acting like he's going to take off his mask or turn out to be female or something.
WHAT! SAMUS IS A GIRL????
Also, they don't call it a boy or a girl here, so maybe you are right:
http://www.tf2.com/pyro.html
That was awesome.
Also, if I knew how awesome TF2 was compared to the other games in the box, I might have bought it alone now.
I avoid certain neighborhoods in Boston because I know I'd get bonked if I went there.
Quote from: DabblerSmurfClock;1286384I avoid certain neighborhoods in Boston because I know I'd get bonked if I went there.
You live in fucking Germany, sir.
Also Valve probably takes so long to make these videos nowadays because they are doing it in FIVE LANGUAGES. And they're not just dubbing over the English; they're doing the lip syncing for all five languages. Now, it was witty when the redid "Meet the Heavy" in Russian, but then he spoke in German and French, which just seems out of character. And now the Scout can speak all those AND Spanish (what is he, a Boondock Saint?). Only the spy should be able to speak in so many languages (he has to impersonate). I understand reaching out to the foreign gamers, but I'm sure they can survive reading subtitles as long as the next barrel of fun is out rather quickly.Otherwise Meet the Pyro will be in production for 2 years and available in 27 different languages.
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probably not, since the Pyro doesn't have lips.
awesome, sheer fucking awesome, this was better than the demoman and the soldier.
Quote from: Gardevoir;1285460The characters and their unique personalities, balanced game play, and overall fun make it one of the best games i can think of!
+ bonk
Quote from: Polyhedron Clock;1285481Holy fuck this is legit. All my sexual fantasys have come true!
no
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1286186What the hell is that supposed to mean? I was refering to accents.
:facepalm:
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1286186What the hell is that supposed to mean? I was refering to accents.
Oh, Marlin! ^_^
Excuse me for never playing the scout :grumpy:
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1286859Excuse me for never playing the scout :grumpy:
bonk
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1286859Excuse me for never playing the scout :grumpy:
That's no excuse for being STUPID
boink
I'm the sniper or the pyro. Where the Sniper's concerned the relationship between me and scouts is fast for them on a good day and fast for me on a bad day.
Bloody wankers need to hold still. I still ain't bad a moving target shooting, though.
I never hear boink.
Marlin go sit in the corner with your little dunce hat and don't leave until you recite the entire bible backwards replacing 'Jesus' with 'Heavy Weapons Guy'.
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1286865I never hear boink.
He
says bonk and boink.
Quote from: BOBBYCLOCK;1286872Marlin go sit in the corner with your little dunce hat and don't leave until you recite the entire bible backwards replacing 'Jesus' with 'Heavy Weapons Guy'.
How about you can go fuck yourself and the Heavy only doesn't die the majority of the time because he hides himself in the building or with his invuln. and the only way to dispatch them is to hit them square in the head :p
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1287019How about you can go fuck yourself and the Heavy only doesn't die the majority of the time because he hides himself in the building or with his invuln. and the only way to dispatch them is to hit them square in the head :p
Any Heavy who hides and ambushes has no idea how to play the heavy, that's one of the pyro's jobs!
Also you're getting trolled pretty hard right now.
Quote from: The Pyro;1287023Any Heavy who hides and ambushes has no idea how to play the heavy, that's one of the pyro's jobs!
Also you're getting trolled pretty hard right now.
Yeah, but it's not like I'm being totally serious.
I need to start playing again and take some scouts down off the bridgetop.
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1287019How about you can go fuck yourself and the Heavy only doesn't die the majority of the time because he hides himself in the building or with his invuln. and the only way to dispatch them is to hit them square in the head :p
or if you're cool you kill him with the scout
1) equip baseball bat
2) double-jump on big guy's head
3) aim down
4) bonk bonk boink bonk boink bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
5)
BUM BUM BWEEEE DOO you are DOMINATING guy who sucks.
6) you were killed by that guy's asshole demoman teammateor if you're lame you can strafe around most heavies anywhere with >~120º of movement with the scattergun and they'll be too shitty at the game to do anything about it.
from my experience, yBONK BONK BOINK BONK yeah say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead.
"if you were from
where I was from
you'd be fuckin dead"
-borat, borat movie.
BUM BUM BWEEEE DOO
yes
Quote from: Captain Falcon;1286788no
It's an actual "Meet the cast" video, not some stupid fanshit version of it.
Quote from: slurpeedickor if you're cool you kill him with the scout
1) equip baseball bat
2) double-jump on big guy's head
3) aim down
4) bonk bonk boink bonk boink bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
5) BUM BUM BWEEEE DOO you are DOMINATING guy who sucks.
6) you were killed by that guy's asshole demoman teammate
or if you're lame you can strafe around most heavies anywhere with >~120º of movement with the scattergun and they'll be too shitty at the game to do anything about it.
from my experience, yBONK BONK BOINK BONK yeah say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead.
"if you were from
where I was from
you'd be fuckin dead"
-borat, borat movie.
Yeah, although it's really hard to ambush a heavy with the scout though. Even if you come from behind with the scatter gun, it takes three-four shots close range to kill him. If their focused on another target though, you have a really good advantage. I suck at circlestraffing, and normally leave the heavy with literally around 10-40 hp left before the chaingun mows me down :-(.
Demomans are fun to kill with the scout. Unless he has the floor already mined with stickies, the only thing you have to do it stay away from the grenade launcher, and keep a nice distance to avoid his pipe-bomb sets.
Quote from: Polyhedron Clock;1287696It's an actual "Meet the cast" video, not some stupid fanshit version of it.
Yeah, although it's really hard to ambush a heavy with the scout though. Even if you come from behind with the scatter gun, it takes three-four shots close range to kill him. If their focused on another target though, you have a really good advantage. I suck at circlestraffing, and normally leave the heavy with literally around 10-40 hp left before the chaingun mows me down :-(.
Demomans are fun to kill with the scout. Unless he has the floor already mined with stickies, the only thing you have to do it stay away from the grenade launcher, and keep a nice distance to avoid his pipe-bomb sets.
I have assaulted a heavy with a soldier and spade before, it isn't hard if you know the map and know what you're doing
EDIT: And they're concentrated on something else/bad
spy wins
Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1287752spy wins
out
This is a good time to post the one true way to beat any class. Drunken Flying Demoman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7N9_NT_S0
The video's available on Steam now.
Looks a lot better in good quality.
Quote from: Tony Stark;1287789This is a good time to post the one true way to beat any class. Drunken Flying Demoman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7N9_NT_S0
I do this all the time when I play an Orange map. You can get roughly 4 kills if they have a good amount of sentries on the middle tower. 4/5 times you die, but if theres no sentry aiming at you, you can make it down alive.
Still though, the soilders spade hits a good amount of damage, while the scout bat hits about 75-85. Sure, the scout hits faster, but it gives the enemy more time to react to it.
Quote from: Polyhedron Clock;1287897I do this all the time when I play an Orange map. You can get roughly 4 kills if they have a good amount of sentries on the middle tower. 4/5 times you die, but if theres no sentry aiming at you, you can make it down alive.
Still though, the soilders spade hits a good amount of damage, while the scout bat hits about 75-85. Sure, the scout hits faster, but it gives the enemy more time to react to it.
I prefer the soldier spade the most, but I'm deadly with the Engineer's shotgun.
Also, OH NOES! I'M BEATING EATED!
Quote from: Gardevoir;1285399http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oON7-wxHM4
Quote from: Scmedic;1287903I prefer the soldier spade the most, but I'm deadly with the Engineer's shotgun.
Also, OH NOES! I'M BEATING EATED!
Test.
u broke it
Goddamnit Poly.
Anyway, the solder is lethal if you play it right, and have an amazing kill streak, since the crit percentage goes up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USs0abj0e3g
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1287928Goddamnit Poly.
Anyway, the solder is lethal if you play it right, and have an amazing kill streak, since the crit percentage goes up.
//[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USs0abj0e3g
Jesus christ that man is amazing at the soldier
Hey now, i remember a two-medic team that went after everybody with bonesaws: one would uber the other and they'd run around ganking everybody.
I was ganked as well.
topics fucked
Yes, the forum eating glitch is back!
Now Sobe will feed on the forum's gigahertz!
Quote from: The Pyro;1287945Yes, the forum eating glitch is back!
It was ever gone? I found it some time ago and thought it was the original
Nyum,nyum, all your delicious cake posts are belong to me
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1287941Hey now, i remember a two-medic team that went after everybody with bonesaws: one would uber the other and they'd run around ganking everybody.
I was ganked as well.
I remember that happening to our team on the map called lazytown
Scout + Medic would be better if the medic wasn't so fucking slow
Quote from: Scoutineer;1288825Scout + Medic would be better if the medic wasn't so fucking slow
The medic is the second fastest class :V
Oh fuck, did I do that?
Yeah, I hate fighting against soilders with any class. If they hit you even with a bit of splash, it sends you in the air, making you an easy target when you land.
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1287947Now Sobe will feed on the forum's gigahertz!
Hahaha, yeah baby! LET THE FEAST BEGIN.
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You do know i can eat you right?
It is too late, you have been consumed!
SOBE HUNGERS
Also, you guys seem to be forgetting in this topic, the Pyro has the coolest catchphrases!
oh blast
hey im in a quote box
fuck yeah :cool:
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?
This reminds me of when I first found (http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=68686) the glitch.
Also Chalk I really like the song in your sig.
what the fuck did you do to my topic
Quote from: Scout;1288970what the fuck did you do to my topic
I'm sorry, breadfruit, I was hungry.
Quote from: The Pyro;1288980I'm sorry, breadfruit, I was hungry.
It happens
Stop breaking the tables, guys.
Quote from: Slurpee?;1288992Stop breaking the tables, guys.
Slurpee saves the day twice :cool:.
Yeah, anyone up for a CC TF2 match sometime? I really want to get that last achievement, "With friends like these", that's been hounding me for quite a while, and I'm sure there's a good amount of people who want to get this down.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ubercharged.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F03%2F19fmedic.jpg&hash=dfe50942059d61734ea0b21fe43cb4766414d3f3)
hahaha
Spy sappin' my genitals.
Shit after that amazing Soldier video, I'm so fucking pumped for some TF2.
I think I'ma play some TF2 when I get home.
Shame I have all the achievements now. Now I only have winning to focus on :(
WHAT FUN IS THAT?
I hope the Medic achievements are released soon, I can hear some haunting sounds coming from my WoW folder :(
Quote from: Slurpee?;1287574or if you're cool you kill him with the scout
1) equip baseball bat
2) double-jump on big guy's head
3) aim down
4) bonk bonk boink bonk boink bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
5) BUM BUM BWEEEE DOO you are DOMINATING guy who sucks.
6) you were killed by that guy's asshole demoman teammate
1. Equip shotgun
2. Sprint around in circles shooting his face.
3. Dead.
Works for me.
Quote from: Polyhedron Clock;1287696It's an actual "Meet the cast" video, not some stupid fanshit version of it.
I know, I was scolding you for saying "legit".
Going behind a clueless heavy and beating him to death with a spade with the soldier is my prefered way to deal with them.
I have to use rockets most of the time though :C
Pyros hate heavies. They survive for so long after being set on fire. :C
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkguBgUxvFM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5VWJXEDnE6Q
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aMfIBtAffNo
Second one is better.
That Pyro is a Spy!
That Pyro is a Spy!
That Pyro is a Spy!
That Pyro is a Spy!
That Pyro is a Spy!
My favorite ways of killing Heavies? Either a backstab or a fully charged sniper bullet to the head. On either the Heavy or his Medic. Best just before the Medic uses his Ubercharge.