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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: ChocolateBarClock on April 27, 2008, 01:16:26 PM

Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: ChocolateBarClock on April 27, 2008, 01:16:26 PM
Wow. Just wow. A 76-year old man on Newgrounds.

http://bill-hundle.newgrounds.com/
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: BehemothClock on April 27, 2008, 01:19:21 PM
No one ever lies about their age
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: ChocolateBarClock on April 27, 2008, 01:20:58 PM
No, he even reviewed a flash, saying that the music was hurting his hearing aids.

Edit:         (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/396818)                         "Is it over yet?"
                                                       date: March 20, 2008
                               Wow, what can an old guy say about this? The idea really wasn't great. The graphics were horrible. The music was hurting my hearing aids. I don't even know why I'm giving it a 1 star.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: frozennn on April 27, 2008, 01:26:10 PM
You're stupid, chocolatebar.

        (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpicon.ngfiles.com%2F432000%2Fportal_432160.gif&hash=f4e074ccd45d1df23b5286e02367310cc70ce8bd)          (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/432160)                                 "Oh My!!!"
                                      submission: Crossing Cups Sweet Jenny (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/432160)
                                  date: March 27, 2008
                                        Wow, this game is even better than shuffleboard! After I started playing the game, I took 2 Viagra... it was awesome.

        (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpicon.ngfiles.com%2F430000%2Fportal_430927.gif&hash=1b3c2bfca9ca97a61b3e73a74694a59cfec9c10e)          (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/430927)                                 "It's pretty good"
                                      submission: Newgrounds Pong 3 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/430927)
                                  date: March 19, 2008
                                        This is pretty good, but even easy was too hard for me. I only went back and forth with the computer once and then either me or the computer missed. Maybe it's just my old fingers, I don't know.

        (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpicon.ngfiles.com%2F432000%2Fportal_432356.gif&hash=d0359cf407bd45b9ad2f43ac3740ba4bc746b6f5)          (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/432356)                                 "What???"
                                      submission: To My Fellow Newgrounders (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/432356)
                                  date: March 28, 2008
                                        I didn't like it... but just tell me when and where to be and I will. I haven't been laid in 10 years!
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: Ti-83Clock on April 27, 2008, 01:27:21 PM
thats just creepy
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: TremcladClock on April 27, 2008, 01:28:00 PM
:\
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: Wind-up Clock on April 27, 2008, 01:28:36 PM
Interesting. Not as cool as the smack-talking gamer granny, but interesting.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: Quill on April 27, 2008, 01:33:27 PM
he's awesome
why would some one lie about there age and be  76
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: Asshatclock on April 27, 2008, 01:35:52 PM
Quote from: Quill;1293875he's awesome
why would some one lie about there age and be  76

I'm 80 and my balls got replaced with toothpicks.
I have no reason to lie to you so you have to believe me on this.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: AirPumpClock on April 27, 2008, 01:36:23 PM
Hahaha, Knife Whisker Sack.

I'm nearly certain that this guy's a fake, but still worth a chuckle.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: frozennn on April 27, 2008, 01:36:50 PM
Quote from: TrollangleClock;1293867                                                 "Oh My!!!"
                                      submission: Crossing Cups Sweet Jenny
                                  date: March 27, 2008
                                        Wow, this game is even better than shuffleboard! After I started playing the game, I took 2 Viagra... it was awesome.
Guuuys.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: TruncheonClock on April 27, 2008, 01:36:57 PM
Quote from: ASSHAT_CLOCK;1293877I'm 80 and my balls got replaced with toothpicks.
I have no reason to lie to you so you have to believe me on this.

I do! I do! now tell me a story of the war.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: ChocolateBarClock on April 27, 2008, 01:37:06 PM
lolwut
[flash]http://uploads.ungrounded.net/324000/324555_dog.swf[/flash]
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: PirateClock on April 27, 2008, 01:38:09 PM
jesus fucking christ clockcrew... :facepalm:
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: AirPumpClock on April 27, 2008, 01:39:57 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1293883jesus fucking christ clockcrew... :facepalm:

Wait, you're blaming the whole Clock Crew when the first post starts with

QuoteCocolateBarClog
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: Slash on April 27, 2008, 01:41:46 PM
Back when I was a boy we didn't lie about our age, never!
The first time it ever happend would be when i was about 32 years old, I can still remember it like the day of yesterday.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: AirPumpClock on April 27, 2008, 01:42:27 PM
Quote from: Reisen;1293889Back when I was a boy we didn't lie about our age, never!
The first time it ever happend would be when i was about 32 years old, I can still remember it like the day of yesterday.

:cool:
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: Slash on April 27, 2008, 01:42:42 PM
Which is awfully weird since I can't remember yesterday at all, my age is really a huge pain, kind of like my back lately, my doctor gives me medicine for it, but I doubt those pills work, you can't trust doctors!
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on April 27, 2008, 01:42:54 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1293883jesus fucking christ clockcrew... :facepalm:

^
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: frozennn on April 27, 2008, 01:46:34 PM
Woah! (http://bigfuzzykitten.newgrounds.com/)
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: AirPumpClock on April 27, 2008, 01:50:02 PM
Quote from: TrollangleClock;1293897Woah!

lol spongebob

werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: ChocolateBarClock on April 27, 2008, 02:08:15 PM
Quote from: TrollangleClock;1293897Woah!
Well, that's defiantly fake.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: AlbinoClock on April 27, 2008, 02:10:37 PM
He seems like an old man to me. The tits and dicks jokes certainly fit the bill.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: k0ma on April 27, 2008, 02:12:09 PM
BigFuzzyKitten is not 76 years old.  I would guess that he's probably fuckin' 14.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: ChocolateBarClock on April 27, 2008, 02:12:55 PM
Quote from: BrainChild;1293922BigFuzzyKitten is not 76 years old.  I would guess that he's probably fuckin' 14.
Exactly.

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Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: TequilaClock on April 27, 2008, 02:16:08 PM
fuck you I am 232754 years old
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: LambdaClock on April 27, 2008, 02:20:31 PM
okay, who cares?
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: frozennn on April 27, 2008, 02:30:21 PM
Quote from: CocolateBarClog;1293919Well, that's defiantly fake.
:golfclap:
And so is your viagra-buddy.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: d u m p y on April 27, 2008, 02:34:14 PM
lord you people are idiots.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: Slash on April 27, 2008, 02:35:58 PM
Quote from: chippyclock;1293956lord you people are idiots.

Your the idiot for stating something that has been stated long ago.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: Pin Clock on April 27, 2008, 03:18:23 PM
Old people on the internet: real or not, who cares?
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: Kombucha on April 27, 2008, 05:40:05 PM
I'm Jesus.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: salmonberryclock on April 27, 2008, 08:34:54 PM
I'm sure this is fake but I laughed
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: Joey 57857 on April 27, 2008, 08:40:56 PM
This guy makes me smile real or not.
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: crock pot pot roadt on April 27, 2008, 10:22:28 PM
HES A FAKE!
Title: A 76 year old guy on NG
Post by: DillClock on April 27, 2008, 10:38:47 PM
It's not that hard to convince people that you're old on the internet.