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Me and my friends are looking for an evening of worst movies ever mad marathon

so far the movies we could have think of are:
Blaire Witch Project 2
28 Days After
Miami Vice

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beerfest


also 28 days later is great

10000 BC

i won't talk to you if you consider 28 days later one of the worst movies ever made

dude the movie is like 3 hours long with no frigging plot... I was sitting there asking myself, when the hell is it friggign going to end.
they simply ripped off a basic zombie movie plot and made a story line with no point... it was a tornment watching it

tornment

my typos are holy
leave them be

Quote from: Cloaked;1303487dude the movie is like 3 hours long with no frigging plot... I was sitting there asking myself, when the hell is it friggign going to end.
they simply ripped off a basic zombie movie plot and made a story line with no point... it was a tornment watching it

batman and robin

that shitty Disney Movie. Teachers Dog I think... well, it said it was coming to theaters, then 3 days later, it became a DVD. That help you agree with me?
 
Also, Atonement.

Quote from: Cloaked;1303464Me and my friends are looking for an evening of worst movies ever mad marathon

you and your friends are weird

Quote from: CrustClock;1303520you and your friends are weird

I know that you but what am I?

Everything from MST3K

Quote from: STILASMARTASS;1303605Everything from MST3K

The movies THEMSELVES or the movies they make fun of?

Epic Movie

Quote from: WreckingBall;1303647The movies THEMSELVES or the movies they make fun of?

both

i'm not saying mst3k is bad i'm saying this guy needs to grow some taste

Are you going for actual terrible movies, or movies that are so terrible that they're actually entertaining to watch? If the latter, I would very much suggest the Troll movies and Killer Klowns From Outer Space. If the prior, I'd go with Birth and Godsend off the top of my head.

ghosts on mars

Date Movie
Meet the Spartans
Going Overboard

300

go watch Shark Attack 3

Planet 9 from Outer Space
or Manos, the Hands of Fate.

Yes, if you take translations into consideration, that literally means
"Hands, the Hands of Fate."

i had to do a double take on that post when he said 28 days after, googled it, i thought maybe the asylum put out a knockoff. not the case, this guy is just a retard. 28 days later is great and not even it's subpar sequel deserves to be listed amongst the worst movies of all time.

get some troma movies, they're bad but alot of fun and they have alot of heart.

See if you can get ahold of We Are The Strange. It's genuinely the worst thing I've ever seen.

Quote from: Munglai;1303898See if you can get ahold of We Are The Strange. It's genuinely the worst thing I've ever seen.

I thought it looked a lil stupid, what did you not like about it?

Also, I thought 300 was good, at least definitely not bad. What's your beef with it, Leek?

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1303908I thought it looked a lil stupid, what did you not like about it?

It was two hours long and most of the time absolutely nothing was happening. When something did happen you couldn't tell what was happening because it was just a mash of moving shapes.  The story wasn't there. The twist at the end was that the bad guy was SINISTERRRRR, which was an arcade game that we had been shown several drawn out shots of for seemingly no reason. I had no idea what SINISTERRRR was. The only reason I knew who any of the characters were was because a voice told me at the start. The animation was shit. None of the characters expressed anything at any point. One of the main characters barely talked and spent most of the time running for no reason and the other one constantly made a high-pitched noise. There was one point where two of the characters were about to fight and there was a good five minutes worth of slow panning shots before anything actually happened. When it did happen it took FUCKING AGES for anyone to die and after they did die they just came back again. At the end of the film only one person clapped. When we left the cinema we were shouting hysterically because it was so awful.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1303908Also, I thought 300 was good, at least definitely not bad. What's your beef with it, Leek?

It's so stupid and yet it takes itself so seriously. People love it, but it's awful - that's my beef. I couldn't stand to watch it for very long.

Manos: The Hands of Fate

hills have eyes 1 ...so boring

A Sound of Thunder.

Maybe not one of the top ten worst of all time but out of the movies I've seen that I can remember I think it's definitely the worst.

There are a million movies that are outright unwatchable, so would it be fair to just mention the ones that are enjoyably horrible?

I think Leprecaun in da Hood and Hood of Horrors are pretty enjoyably bad. I guess any of those movies with rappers in acting positions are good.

I love shitty horror movies.

especially black ones

i'm actually writing my thesis on bad films. honest to god truth. but i'm not talking to him

Most of those Sci-Fi Channel Originals they air on weekends. They're so horrible and low-budget, they're funny!

god?

Quote from: Munglai;1303924It was two hours long and most of the time absolutely nothing was happening. When something did happen you couldn't tell what was happening because it was just a mash of moving shapes.  The story wasn't there. The twist at the end was that the bad guy was SINISTERRRRR, which was an arcade game that we had been shown several drawn out shots of for seemingly no reason. I had no idea what SINISTERRRR was. The only reason I knew who any of the characters were was because a voice told me at the start. The animation was shit. None of the characters expressed anything at any point. One of the main characters barely talked and spent most of the time running for no reason and the other one constantly made a high-pitched noise. There was one point where two of the characters were about to fight and there was a good five minutes worth of slow panning shots before anything actually happened. When it did happen it took FUCKING AGES for anyone to die and after they did die they just came back again. At the end of the film only one person clapped. When we left the cinema we were shouting hysterically because it was so awful.

Haha I hope you realize that someone posted that in YouWhore a few days ago, and the video had an introduction by the creator who is stupid as all hell

Quote from: Coal;1304023Haha I hope you realize that someone posted that in YouWhore a few days ago, and the video had an introduction by the creator who is stupid as all hell

I realise nothing. I was in Germany at an animation festival a few days ago and I saw it there. I have no idea how such an awful film got into the festival but it wasn't part of the main one so that might go some way to explain it.

Quote from: Cloaked;1303487dude the movie is like 3 hours long with no frigging plot... I was sitting there asking myself, when the hell is it friggign going to end.
they simply ripped off a basic zombie movie plot and made a story line with no point... it was a tornment watching it

oh god don't say friggin

edit: also munglai, here

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=73974

My On-Demand has a bunch of trailers to outright horrible looking films.
If you want, I could look up the trailers there and tell you some of them.
One involved clowns killing people.

Quote from: Munglai;1303924It was two hours long and most of the time absolutely nothing was happening. When something did happen you couldn't tell what was happening because it was just a mash of moving shapes.  The story wasn't there. The twist at the end was that the bad guy was SINISTERRRRR, which was an arcade game that we had been shown several drawn out shots of for seemingly no reason. I had no idea what SINISTERRRR was. The only reason I knew who any of the characters were was because a voice told me at the start. The animation was shit. None of the characters expressed anything at any point. One of the main characters barely talked and spent most of the time running for no reason and the other one constantly made a high-pitched noise. There was one point where two of the characters were about to fight and there was a good five minutes worth of slow panning shots before anything actually happened. When it did happen it took FUCKING AGES for anyone to die and after they did die they just came back again. At the end of the film only one person clapped. When we left the cinema we were shouting hysterically because it was so awful.

I see, I thought it looked bad.

For further reference, Sinistar was the first game to have voices, though all it was was sinistar going on about being hungry or being alive, or stuff like that. It's a weird game.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1304049I see, I thought it looked bad.

For further reference, Sinistar was the first game to have voices, though all it was was sinistar going on about being hungry or being alive, or stuff like that. It's a weird game.

oh ok. I recognised the sound effects that the arcade game was making whenever they showed it but I didn't know where exactly where they were from. Even knowing now what the arcade game was, it still doesn't fucking mean anything or make any sense. As far as I'm concerned, the guy who made We Are The Strange is completely incapable of making a film.

Quote from: Cloaked;1303525I know that you but what am I?

I never freakin' got this statement. "I know you are but what am I" makes no sense, because when the subject is clearly stated, the person who is the subject clearly denies it and claims that the other person has done the action. It's stupid and immature.

Quote from: Cloaked;1303525I know that you but what am I?

I never freakin' got this statement. "I know you are but what am I" makes no sense, because when the subject is clearly stated, the person who is the subject clearly denies it and claims that the other person has done the action. It makes no sense at all.

On a more relevant note, My Super Ex-Girlfriend. Long story short, a guy dates a girl with super powers, he dumps her because she's a quack. She tries to "revenge" on him like an obsessive teenage emo girl. For example, at one part she throws a poorly animated 3D shark through is window when he and his new girlfriend are in bed together. Then some creepy villain guy gets involved who's been stalking the crazy super-girl for years, and for some reason they fall in love and get married at the end. It's total crap, don't watch it.