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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: FrankClock on May 12, 2008, 08:57:03 PM

Title: Who is the smartest person in the clock crew?
Post by: FrankClock on May 12, 2008, 08:57:03 PM
Let's find out!

http://www.iqtest.com/prep.html

I will be back with my score when I am done. Hopefully I am not I'm a edgy teen.
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Post by: Slash on May 12, 2008, 08:59:06 PM
The smartest person already knows who the smartest is, and I'd like to add that I'm not going through all the trouble of answering all that stuff.
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Post by: ToadClock on May 12, 2008, 09:00:00 PM
I am. Because I didn't waste half my day on a ridiculously huge test which ultimately proves nothing.
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Post by: FrankClock on May 12, 2008, 09:10:33 PM
Dear Frank,

Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.

Your general IQ score is: 140

Regards,
The Team at IQTest.com
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on May 12, 2008, 09:11:54 PM
Hardcore, Toad
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Post by: AirPumpClock on May 12, 2008, 09:13:32 PM
EDIT: Never mind. It worked.

Dear AirPumpClock,

Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.

Your general IQ score is: 135
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Post by: FrankClock on May 12, 2008, 09:16:12 PM
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Check your email. You don't have to pay any thing. All that $9.95 thing does is get you a little certificate or something. It was in my spam folder thing. So check there.
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Post by: FrankClock on May 12, 2008, 09:17:15 PM
Quote from: I AM IRON MAN;1308698I am. Because I didn't waste half my day on a ridiculously huge test which ultimately proves nothing.

It probably didn't prove any thing. On line tests are the way to go.
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Post by: AirPumpClock on May 12, 2008, 09:17:22 PM
Quote from: A Baby;1308718Check your email. You don't have to pay any thing. All that $9.95 thing does is get you a little certificate or something. It was in my spam folder thing. So check there.

Yeah, forgot to check the email. I edited my post, I'm 135.
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on May 12, 2008, 09:18:51 PM
fuck this I'm not giving them my info


EDIT: nvm  Your general IQ score is: 110
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Post by: AMPEEEM on May 12, 2008, 09:21:55 PM
Once I got to the second question about numbers and bicycles I said FUCK IT, YAAA'LL
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Post by: FrankClock on May 12, 2008, 09:23:58 PM
Quote from: ampm;1308734Once I got to the second question about numbers and bicycles I said FUCK IT, YAAA'LL

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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on May 12, 2008, 09:27:12 PM
Your general IQ score is: 137
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on May 12, 2008, 09:32:51 PM
Truth be told I guessed on quite a few.
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Post by: Wind-up Clock on May 12, 2008, 09:34:05 PM
Eeh. 129. I pretty much went "aww fuck this" and guessed on a few.
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Post by: FrankClock on May 12, 2008, 09:37:14 PM
Quote from: Flux;1308754Truth be told I guessed on quite a few.

I took some educated guesses myself. I think that is good though, presuming you take some consideration into your guesses. Like the ones I guessed on. I read the question like once and if I didn't get it right away, I read it again real quick then put what made sense. Some other questions I took other approaches to. Like I'd read the question from the end of the sentence back to the beginning of it. One asked me how many letters were in this.. then I just started counting off the numbers. That way I didn't read the whole sentence then have to go back and start counting them, etc. It's not just getting the answers right. Its getting them right in the fastest amount of time.
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on May 12, 2008, 09:43:06 PM
Oh yeah, I made logical guesses. Still guesses in my eyes though. Kind of like taking a shot in the dark with a mini-flashlight in your other hand.
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Post by: Biggskoo on May 12, 2008, 09:43:49 PM
i kinda mailed this in since i'm listening to my buddies' radio show and studying, but still, totally owned frank TOTALLY OWNED

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg403.imageshack.us%2Fimg403%2F3351%2F141wm7.jpg&hash=15bba41e297a509a649655a8fd99a4b97810c5f5)

of course, as a psychology major, i know that these online IQ measures are usually complete garbage and never an accurate representation of one's actual intelligence quotient, and i definitely spotted several items on this test that demonstrated that
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Post by: Roman Collar Clock on May 12, 2008, 09:45:02 PM
115

By CC standards I'm I'm a edgy teen. lol
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Post by: Folder on May 12, 2008, 09:45:21 PM
147

:3
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Post by: Biggskoo on May 12, 2008, 09:46:29 PM
Quote from: Biggs;1308764i kinda mailed this in since i'm listening to my buddies' radio show and studying, but still, totally owned frank TOTALLY OWNED



of course, as a psychology major, i know that these online IQ measures are usually complete garbage and never an accurate representation of one's actual intelligence quotient, and i definitely spotted several items on this test that demonstrated that

quotin this for frank ownage
Title: Who is the smartest person in the clock crew?
Post by: FrankClock on May 12, 2008, 09:50:29 PM
Quote from: Biggs;1308764i kinda mailed this in since i'm listening to my buddies' radio show and studying, but still, totally owned frank TOTALLY OWNED



of course, as a psychology major, i know that these online IQ measures are usually complete garbage and never an accurate representation of one's actual intelligence quotient, and i definitely spotted several items on this test that demonstrated that

So you are basically saying you won, but it doesn't matter cause you know I am smarter than you any ways. Well I knew that.

I should come up with a poker IQ test.
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Post by: GodClock on May 12, 2008, 09:53:17 PM
i scored a 420
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on May 12, 2008, 09:54:36 PM
Quote from: Biggs;1308764of course, as a psychology major, i know that these online IQ measures are usually complete garbage and never an accurate representation of one's actual intelligence quotient, and i definitely spotted several items on this test that demonstrated that

How DO you get an accurate IQ rating?
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Post by: FrankClock on May 12, 2008, 09:55:02 PM
Quote from: GodClock;1308774i scored a 420

ur r teh smurtz, thread over.
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Post by: Wind-up Clock on May 12, 2008, 09:55:34 PM
Quote from: Flux;1308775How DO you get an accurate IQ rating?

You have some sort of aptitude test that is officially moderated by some organization or some shit.

Kinda like the SAT, but not as college intensive.
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Post by: Biggskoo on May 12, 2008, 10:00:15 PM
Quote from: Flux;1308775How DO you get an accurate IQ rating?

eh it depends on the measure and the scale etc. - there are a few standard scales and measures that are used today, like the standford-binet or wechsler

honestly, IQ is kind of a garbage measure to begin with and a lot of psychologists don't put much stock into it anyway
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Post by: crock pot pot roadt on May 12, 2008, 10:00:45 PM
my IQ is -32
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Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 12, 2008, 10:02:16 PM
Quote from: Biggs;1308778eh it depends on the measure and the scale etc.

there are a few standard scales and measures that are used today, like the standford-binet or wechsler

can you take any sort of reproduction of these on the internet?

ps Your general IQ score is: 83 but then again i said all of them were false
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Post by: Biggskoo on May 12, 2008, 10:05:10 PM
no not that i know of
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Post by: OvenmittClock on May 12, 2008, 10:10:41 PM
112 :C
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Post by: PimpMasterKDOG on May 12, 2008, 10:38:49 PM
164

I'm pretty sure I got every question right too, since it was just "you have two dogs and five chickens, how many legs are there dumbfuck?"

-->KDOG
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Post by: ChimeClock on May 12, 2008, 11:25:13 PM
134
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Post by: WiiClock on May 12, 2008, 11:31:45 PM
Quote from: GodClock;1308774i scored a 420

teh blayzzz
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Post by: GodClock on May 13, 2008, 12:01:18 AM
its not a measure of intelligence as much as its a measure of logic.
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Post by: GodClock on May 13, 2008, 12:19:39 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1309039Then, logically speaking, why is it called an Intelligence Quotient test?

Logic Quotient test
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Post by: Biggskoo on May 13, 2008, 12:42:44 AM
Quote from: GodClock;1309035its not a measure of intelligence as much as its a measure of logic.

yeah that's exactly what i was saying before in so many words: these online IQ tests aren't IQ tests at all
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Post by: YoohooClock on May 13, 2008, 02:39:43 AM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1308766115

By CC standards I'm I'm a edgy teen. lol

You and me both, nigs.
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Post by: Steve on May 13, 2008, 04:22:07 AM
i'll do it later, too long to do it in class.
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Post by: Slurpee on May 13, 2008, 04:45:06 AM
Dear Slurpee,

Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.

Your general IQ score is: 126


there goes my macarthur genius grant

Quote from: Biggs;1309058yeah that's exactly what i was saying before in so many words: these online IQ tests aren't IQ tests at all
I passed Psych 1 with a C in a community college, so I think I'm qualified to say this, but correct me if I'm wrong:

Intelligence refers to one's ability to gain and apply knowledge, not knowledge itself, so a real test for measuring it wouldn't have any questions that assume prior knowledge like, for a hyperbolic example, "true or false, the reciprocal of the square root of 196 expressed in decimals to the nearest tenth is .07 YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS GO"


not to mention all of the other shit that goes into this that you couldn't possibly check online
if I was doped up on amphetamines I'd prolly score a billiondy but irl I don't know if that's allowed
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Post by: satan will destroy you on May 13, 2008, 07:25:33 AM
bomb_clock i vote me
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Post by: satan will destroy you on May 13, 2008, 07:26:49 AM
dear bomb_clock

your IQ is 10 . everybody else on clock crew
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Post by: ChickenClock on May 13, 2008, 07:36:27 AM
Dear kankerzwarte,

Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.

Your general IQ score is: 172

Regards,
The Team at IQTest.com
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Post by: Steve on May 13, 2008, 07:42:03 AM
Quote from: ChickenClock;1309194Dear kankerzwarte,
 
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
 
Your general IQ score is: 172
 
Regards,
The Team at IQTest.com
Screenshot or else it didn't happen.
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Post by: HeinekenClock on May 13, 2008, 07:58:14 AM
172

I thought your IQ had to do with applying knowledge you already possess into practical problems, rather than just racing your mind using math you learned in elementary school.

Edit - Lmfao seems like the Dutchies beat your asses.
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Post by: Biggskoo on May 13, 2008, 08:25:09 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1309120I passed Psych 1 with a C in a community college, so I think I'm qualified to say this, but correct me if I'm wrong:

Intelligence refers to one's ability to gain and apply knowledge, not knowledge itself, so a real test for measuring it wouldn't have any questions that assume prior knowledge like, for a hyperbolic example, "true or false, the reciprocal of the square root of 196 expressed in decimals to the nearest tenth is .07 YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS GO"

you're not necessarily wrong there, but you're not exactly right either, at no fault of your own: there are several definitions and theories of intelligence (emotional intelligence, triarchic, psychometric/IQ, etc.) and there's no absolute consensus among psychologists among them.  you're on the right track with your definititon, though, since the most widely accepted definition is that intelligence is the ability to reason, think critically and abstractly, learn from experience, etc.  it's not strictly learning capacity, per se, but it's sort of the ability to apply what you learn and be able to think through things, in complete layman's terms.

if there were one question that's a dead giveaway of how bad this measure really is for measuring IQ on a psychometric scale, it's the question about 16:24 hours in a day to 20:30 days in June - it overtly requires that one know how many days are in June to answer correctly, so it's more of a trivia question than a measure of intelligence

but hey it's the internet and i don't think anyone takes these seriously anyway soooooooo
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Post by: AstronautClock on May 13, 2008, 12:07:45 PM
Dear Astronaut,

Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.

Your general IQ score is: 164

Regards,
The Team at IQTest.com
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on May 13, 2008, 12:12:47 PM
not fair because this one is in English and it includes questions regarding language. :(

my last one I took in English was 129, the last one I took in Dutch was 134.

ALSO
Dear UpdateClock,

Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.

Your general IQ score is: 2648

Regards,
The Team at IQTest.com

LOOK I CAN CHANGE THE NUMBERS.
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Post by: YoohooClock on May 13, 2008, 12:16:20 PM
Yeah, your intelligence quotent(sp*) is based on logic and the ability to use what you learned in real life situations.

~ Josh
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Post by: PimpClock on May 13, 2008, 12:33:19 PM
Dear alex hawkesford,

Thank you for your interest in the test at  IQTest.com.

Your general IQ score is: 131
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Post by: InterstateClock on May 13, 2008, 12:57:54 PM
Quote from: Flux;1308743Your general IQ score is: 137

I got that result too! :hi5:
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Post by: iPodClock on May 13, 2008, 12:59:06 PM
140 motherfuckers
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Post by: Steve on May 13, 2008, 01:37:32 PM
Dear GHFHGHFHGHhelloclockcrew,

Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.

Your general IQ score is: 136

Regards,
The Team at IQTest.com
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Post by: GreyClock on May 13, 2008, 01:37:59 PM
I got 147 on some other internet test before (i.e. years ago), I'm not doing this one now because I'm pretty drunk and lazy.

Also I know for a fact that I'm smarter than both Chicken and Heineken combined so them both having a score of 172 doesn't add much to the credibility o f this test.
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on May 13, 2008, 01:51:14 PM
Your general IQ score is: 124
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Post by: HorseChestnutClock on May 13, 2008, 01:57:02 PM
Your general IQ score is: 108

I just guessed most of them cos I don't even know what an "odd number" is.... :(. Is it like 7 or 5 and so on? or a 2, 4 or 6?
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Post by: PirateClock on May 13, 2008, 01:59:50 PM
hahaha this test is complete bullshit.  only 0.13% scores over 144, everything above 140 qualifies you as a genius and i truly doubt any of you fits that bill.

I actually did take a long ass IQ test few years ago (a real one, not some internet WIN A FREE RINGTONE IQ test) and scored 137.
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Post by: Biggskoo on May 13, 2008, 02:00:31 PM
i am ag enious
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Post by: Biggskoo on May 13, 2008, 02:00:38 PM
a genus*
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on May 13, 2008, 02:15:34 PM
you're an origin?
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Post by: Toaster on May 13, 2008, 02:31:22 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg397.imageshack.us%2Fimg397%2F6830%2Fiqpg9.jpg&hash=fa534715b49be012f8a6153aae723592e170aa3c)

c'mon people, english is not even my native lenguage.
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on May 13, 2008, 02:32:31 PM
yes and noone can edit screenshots!
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Post by: Toaster on May 13, 2008, 02:33:39 PM
Quote from: ⊲UpdateClock⊳;1309402yes and noone can edit screenshots!

yea that's a unique skill
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Post by: Steve on May 13, 2008, 02:33:57 PM
i have a headache
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Post by: Slurpee on May 13, 2008, 02:40:09 PM
Quote from: YoohooClock;1309298Yeah, your intelligence quotent(sp*) is based on logic and the ability to use what you learned in real life situations.

~ Josh
did it just get ghey in here??
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Post by: Kidney BeanClock on May 13, 2008, 04:14:00 PM
How long is this test?
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Post by: OcarinaClock on May 13, 2008, 04:27:36 PM
84

Wow I am a stupid bastard.  Could be the fact that I was really rushing through it.  I am horrible at thinking really fast.
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Post by: TruncheonClock on May 13, 2008, 04:35:52 PM
Dear Trunchy,

Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.

Your general IQ score is: 115
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Post by: Exclamation Mark on May 13, 2008, 04:39:42 PM
The most intelligent of all of us is all of us.


We're like a hivemind, you see.
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Post by: WreckingBallClock on May 13, 2008, 04:47:29 PM
137.
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Post by: einsteinclock on May 14, 2008, 03:16:28 AM
i'm definitely not for someone called einstein, i came up with a dumbass idea to do crap on myspace-in all fairness i was in an ict lesson and very bored but still - Jerkoffclock + ^___^ = official retard
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Post by: SpinningCubeClock on May 14, 2008, 06:46:54 AM
I got 637, you guys are I'm a edgy teen.
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Post by: satan will destroy you on May 14, 2008, 06:53:58 AM
Quote from: Niko Bellic;1309361i truly doubt any of you fits that bill.


THIS CONCLUSION
IS THAT OF A MASTERMIND
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Post by: 1337aZnPrInceSz on May 14, 2008, 07:04:20 AM
Wow, this thread is still going?
You guys must be really bored out of your minds.
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Post by: satan will destroy you on May 14, 2008, 07:28:31 AM
Quote from: 1337aZnPrInceSz;1309955Wow, this thread is still going?
You guys must be really bored out of your minds.

how is your post any different
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Post by: 1337aZnPrInceSz on May 14, 2008, 07:32:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Doak;1309960how is your post any different

Because it's not relevant to the thread because the subject of the thread isn't worth to be discussed over more than 2 pages, even 1 page is pushing it.
And yet you guys insist on discussing a subject which is that boring.
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Post by: satan will destroy you on May 14, 2008, 07:51:44 AM
Quote from: 1337aZnPrInceSz;1309962Because it's not relevant to the thread because the subject of the thread isn't worth to be discussed over more than 2 pages, even 1 page is pushing it.
And yet you guys insist on discussing a subject which is that boring.

what can i say
welcome to the discussion !
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Post by: FLAME on May 14, 2008, 09:09:43 AM
Its obviously not me, but I had to find a post in which to say "woot, first post in 3 years."

This is it.

ps, its me.
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on May 14, 2008, 11:21:02 AM
Quote from: FLAME;1309993Its obviously not me, but I had to find a post in which to say "woot, first post in 3 years."

This is it.

ps, its me.
great
now get out


(User was banned for this post; Reason: "they see me trollin', they hatin'" - chamillionaire, 2006)
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Post by: beebles on May 14, 2008, 04:49:04 PM
147. cough mensa cough