Let's find out!
http://www.iqtest.com/prep.html
I will be back with my score when I am done. Hopefully I am not I'm a edgy teen.
The smartest person already knows who the smartest is, and I'd like to add that I'm not going through all the trouble of answering all that stuff.
I am. Because I didn't waste half my day on a ridiculously huge test which ultimately proves nothing.
Dear Frank,
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
Your general IQ score is: 140
Regards,
The Team at IQTest.com
Hardcore, Toad
EDIT: Never mind. It worked.
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Your general IQ score is: 135
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Check your email. You don't have to pay any thing. All that $9.95 thing does is get you a little certificate or something. It was in my spam folder thing. So check there.
Quote from: I AM IRON MAN;1308698I am. Because I didn't waste half my day on a ridiculously huge test which ultimately proves nothing.
It probably didn't prove any thing. On line tests are the way to go.
Quote from: A Baby;1308718Check your email. You don't have to pay any thing. All that $9.95 thing does is get you a little certificate or something. It was in my spam folder thing. So check there.
Yeah, forgot to check the email. I edited my post, I'm 135.
fuck this I'm not giving them my info
EDIT: nvm Your general IQ score is: 110
Once I got to the second question about numbers and bicycles I said FUCK IT, YAAA'LL
Quote from: ampm;1308734Once I got to the second question about numbers and bicycles I said FUCK IT, YAAA'LL
Your general IQ score is: 137
Truth be told I guessed on quite a few.
Eeh. 129. I pretty much went "aww fuck this" and guessed on a few.
Quote from: Flux;1308754Truth be told I guessed on quite a few.
I took some educated guesses myself. I think that is good though, presuming you take some consideration into your guesses. Like the ones I guessed on. I read the question like once and if I didn't get it right away, I read it again real quick then put what made sense. Some other questions I took other approaches to. Like I'd read the question from the end of the sentence back to the beginning of it. One asked me how many letters were in this.. then I just started counting off the numbers. That way I didn't read the whole sentence then have to go back and start counting them, etc. It's not just getting the answers right. Its getting them right in the fastest amount of time.
Oh yeah, I made logical guesses. Still guesses in my eyes though. Kind of like taking a shot in the dark with a mini-flashlight in your other hand.
i kinda mailed this in since i'm listening to my buddies' radio show and studying, but still, totally owned frank TOTALLY OWNED
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of course, as a psychology major, i know that these online IQ measures are usually complete garbage and never an accurate representation of one's actual intelligence quotient, and i definitely spotted several items on this test that demonstrated that
115
By CC standards I'm I'm a edgy teen. lol
147
:3
Quote from: Biggs;1308764i kinda mailed this in since i'm listening to my buddies' radio show and studying, but still, totally owned frank TOTALLY OWNED

of course, as a psychology major, i know that these online IQ measures are usually complete garbage and never an accurate representation of one's actual intelligence quotient, and i definitely spotted several items on this test that demonstrated that
quotin this for frank ownage
Quote from: Biggs;1308764i kinda mailed this in since i'm listening to my buddies' radio show and studying, but still, totally owned frank TOTALLY OWNED

of course, as a psychology major, i know that these online IQ measures are usually complete garbage and never an accurate representation of one's actual intelligence quotient, and i definitely spotted several items on this test that demonstrated that
So you are basically saying you won, but it doesn't matter cause you know I am smarter than you any ways. Well I knew that.
I should come up with a poker IQ test.
i scored a 420
Quote from: Biggs;1308764of course, as a psychology major, i know that these online IQ measures are usually complete garbage and never an accurate representation of one's actual intelligence quotient, and i definitely spotted several items on this test that demonstrated that
How DO you get an accurate IQ rating?
Quote from: GodClock;1308774i scored a 420
ur r teh smurtz, thread over.
Quote from: Flux;1308775How DO you get an accurate IQ rating?
You have some sort of aptitude test that is officially moderated by some organization or some shit.
Kinda like the SAT, but not as college intensive.
Quote from: Flux;1308775How DO you get an accurate IQ rating?
eh it depends on the measure and the scale etc. - there are a few standard scales and measures that are used today, like the standford-binet or wechsler
honestly, IQ is kind of a garbage measure to begin with and a lot of psychologists don't put much stock into it anyway
my IQ is -32
Quote from: Biggs;1308778eh it depends on the measure and the scale etc.
there are a few standard scales and measures that are used today, like the standford-binet or wechsler
can you take any sort of reproduction of these on the internet?
ps Your general IQ score is: 83 but then again i said all of them were false
no not that i know of
112 :C
164
I'm pretty sure I got every question right too, since it was just "you have two dogs and five chickens, how many legs are there dumbfuck?"
-->KDOG
134
Quote from: GodClock;1308774i scored a 420
teh blayzzz
its not a measure of intelligence as much as its a measure of logic.
Quote from: Golden Clock;1309039Then, logically speaking, why is it called an Intelligence Quotient test?
Logic Quotient test
Quote from: GodClock;1309035its not a measure of intelligence as much as its a measure of logic.
yeah that's exactly what i was saying before in so many words: these online IQ tests aren't IQ tests at all
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1308766115
By CC standards I'm I'm a edgy teen. lol
You and me both, nigs.
i'll do it later, too long to do it in class.
Dear Slurpee,
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
Your general IQ score is: 126
there goes my macarthur genius grant
Quote from: Biggs;1309058yeah that's exactly what i was saying before in so many words: these online IQ tests aren't IQ tests at all
I passed Psych 1 with a C in a community college, so I think I'm qualified to say this, but correct me if I'm wrong:
Intelligence refers to one's ability to gain and apply knowledge, not knowledge itself, so a real test for measuring it wouldn't have any questions that assume prior knowledge like, for a hyperbolic example, "true or false, the reciprocal of the square root of 196 expressed in decimals to the nearest tenth is .07 YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS GO"
not to mention all of the other shit that goes into this that you couldn't possibly check online
if I was doped up on amphetamines I'd prolly score a billiondy but irl I don't know if that's allowed
bomb_clock i vote me
dear bomb_clock
your IQ is 10 . everybody else on clock crew
Dear kankerzwarte,
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
Your general IQ score is: 172
Regards,
The Team at IQTest.com
Quote from: ChickenClock;1309194Dear kankerzwarte,
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
Your general IQ score is: 172
Regards,
The Team at IQTest.com
Screenshot or else it didn't happen.
172
I thought your IQ had to do with applying knowledge you already possess into practical problems, rather than just racing your mind using math you learned in elementary school.
Edit - Lmfao seems like the Dutchies beat your asses.
Quote from: Slurpee;1309120I passed Psych 1 with a C in a community college, so I think I'm qualified to say this, but correct me if I'm wrong:
Intelligence refers to one's ability to gain and apply knowledge, not knowledge itself, so a real test for measuring it wouldn't have any questions that assume prior knowledge like, for a hyperbolic example, "true or false, the reciprocal of the square root of 196 expressed in decimals to the nearest tenth is .07 YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS GO"
you're not necessarily wrong there, but you're not exactly right either, at no fault of your own: there are several definitions and theories of intelligence (emotional intelligence, triarchic, psychometric/IQ, etc.) and there's no absolute consensus among psychologists among them. you're on the right track with your definititon, though, since the most widely accepted definition is that intelligence is the ability to reason, think critically and abstractly, learn from experience, etc. it's not strictly learning capacity, per se, but it's sort of the ability to apply what you learn and be able to think through things, in complete layman's terms.
if there were one question that's a dead giveaway of how bad this measure really is for measuring IQ on a psychometric scale, it's the question about 16:24 hours in a day to 20:30 days in June - it overtly requires that one know how many days are in June to answer correctly, so it's more of a trivia question than a measure of intelligence
but hey it's the internet and i don't think anyone takes these seriously anyway soooooooo
Dear Astronaut,
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Your general IQ score is: 164
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The Team at IQTest.com
not fair because this one is in English and it includes questions regarding language. :(
my last one I took in English was 129, the last one I took in Dutch was 134.
ALSO
Dear UpdateClock,
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Your general IQ score is: 2648
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The Team at IQTest.com
LOOK I CAN CHANGE THE NUMBERS.
Yeah, your intelligence quotent(sp*) is based on logic and the ability to use what you learned in real life situations.
~ Josh
Dear alex hawkesford,
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
Your general IQ score is: 131
Quote from: Flux;1308743Your general IQ score is: 137
I got that result too! :hi5:
140 motherfuckers
Dear GHFHGHFHGHhelloclockcrew,
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
Your general IQ score is: 136
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I got 147 on some other internet test before (i.e. years ago), I'm not doing this one now because I'm pretty drunk and lazy.
Also I know for a fact that I'm smarter than both Chicken and Heineken combined so them both having a score of 172 doesn't add much to the credibility o f this test.
Your general IQ score is: 124
Your general IQ score is: 108
I just guessed most of them cos I don't even know what an "odd number" is.... :(. Is it like 7 or 5 and so on? or a 2, 4 or 6?
hahaha this test is complete bullshit. only 0.13% scores over 144, everything above 140 qualifies you as a genius and i truly doubt any of you fits that bill.
I actually did take a long ass IQ test few years ago (a real one, not some internet WIN A FREE RINGTONE IQ test) and scored 137.
i am ag enious
a genus*
you're an origin?
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c'mon people, english is not even my native lenguage.
yes and noone can edit screenshots!
Quote from: ⊲UpdateClock⊳;1309402yes and noone can edit screenshots!
yea that's a unique skill
i have a headache
Quote from: YoohooClock;1309298Yeah, your intelligence quotent(sp*) is based on logic and the ability to use what you learned in real life situations.
~ Josh
did it just get ghey in here??
How long is this test?
84
Wow I am a stupid bastard. Could be the fact that I was really rushing through it. I am horrible at thinking really fast.
Dear Trunchy,
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
Your general IQ score is: 115
The most intelligent of all of us is all of us.
We're like a hivemind, you see.
137.
i'm definitely not for someone called einstein, i came up with a dumbass idea to do crap on myspace-in all fairness i was in an ict lesson and very bored but still - Jerkoffclock + ^___^ = official retard
I got 637, you guys are I'm a edgy teen.
Quote from: Niko Bellic;1309361i truly doubt any of you fits that bill.
THIS CONCLUSION
IS THAT OF A MASTERMIND
Wow, this thread is still going?
You guys must be really bored out of your minds.
Quote from: 1337aZnPrInceSz;1309955Wow, this thread is still going?
You guys must be really bored out of your minds.
how is your post any different
Quote from: Dr. Doak;1309960how is your post any different
Because it's not relevant to the thread because the subject of the thread isn't worth to be discussed over more than 2 pages, even 1 page is pushing it.
And yet you guys insist on discussing a subject which is that boring.
Quote from: 1337aZnPrInceSz;1309962Because it's not relevant to the thread because the subject of the thread isn't worth to be discussed over more than 2 pages, even 1 page is pushing it.
And yet you guys insist on discussing a subject which is that boring.
what can i say
welcome to the discussion !
Its obviously not me, but I had to find a post in which to say "woot, first post in 3 years."
This is it.
ps, its me.
Quote from: FLAME;1309993Its obviously not me, but I had to find a post in which to say "woot, first post in 3 years."
This is it.
ps, its me.
great
now get out
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147. cough mensa cough