Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 15, 2008, 01:34:39 AM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 15, 2008, 01:34:39 AM
IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2008, 01:37:01 AM
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2008, 01:37:01 AM
hit them with slipper
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: AnimeClock on May 15, 2008, 01:37:43 AM
Post by: AnimeClock on May 15, 2008, 01:37:43 AM
fuckemindabut
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 15, 2008, 01:37:58 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 15, 2008, 01:37:58 AM
It would be cool to have fake ears and they suck poison.
Call an exterminator?
Call an exterminator?
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: RomanClock on May 15, 2008, 01:38:28 AM
Post by: RomanClock on May 15, 2008, 01:38:28 AM
BOOM HEADSHOT
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 15, 2008, 01:41:58 AM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 15, 2008, 01:41:58 AM
earwigs dont climb in your ears morons gosh!
also yeah i'm like hey mom want to call the exterminator about the fucking earwigs in my room and my mom goes no so i'm fucked
also yeah i'm like hey mom want to call the exterminator about the fucking earwigs in my room and my mom goes no so i'm fucked
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 15, 2008, 01:42:11 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 15, 2008, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: FloppyDiskClock;1310587I once got sent home from school for calling this kid a earwig )':Did he had something about your ears?
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: Slurpee on May 15, 2008, 01:44:45 AM
Post by: Slurpee on May 15, 2008, 01:44:45 AM
we always called them pincher bugs even though I don't think any of them ever pinched us
but what we would do (and this is how we got rid of them) is we would smush them and so they would die
but what we would do (and this is how we got rid of them) is we would smush them and so they would die
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 15, 2008, 01:44:48 AM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 15, 2008, 01:44:48 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F2%2F26%2FEarwig_on_tin.jpg&hash=e60ff8f00a632be2ecb5ce6a5614752a02d37e6e)
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this is what i do too but still it's gay
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Quote from: Slurpee;1310599we always called them pincher bugs even though I don't think any of them ever pinched us
but what we would do (and this is how we got rid of them) is we would smush them and so they would die
this is what i do too but still it's gay
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: Slurpee on May 15, 2008, 01:46:03 AM
Post by: Slurpee on May 15, 2008, 01:46:03 AM
Quote from: ULTRA_CLOck;1310600this is what i do too but still it's gayI did not know that.
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: AnimeClock on May 15, 2008, 01:46:55 AM
Post by: AnimeClock on May 15, 2008, 01:46:55 AM
introduce a larger and later more regrettable bug to eat the earwigs, and worry about it later.
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 15, 2008, 01:46:59 AM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 15, 2008, 01:46:59 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1310604I did not know that.
well now you know that having earwigs in your room is gay
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: Slurpee on May 15, 2008, 01:48:26 AM
Post by: Slurpee on May 15, 2008, 01:48:26 AM
Quote from: Zombie Colonel Sanders;1310605introduce a larger and later more regrettable bug to eat the earwigs, and worry about it later.when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death
Quote from: ULTRA_CLOck;1310606well now you know that having earwigs in your room is gayI should probably tell my boyfriend
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 15, 2008, 01:48:55 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 15, 2008, 01:48:55 AM
Quote from: ULTRA_CLOck;1310606well now you know that having earwigs in your room is gay
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 15, 2008, 01:50:34 AM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 15, 2008, 01:50:34 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1310607I should probably tell my boyfriend
it was in QR Magazine
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: GodClock on May 15, 2008, 02:10:19 AM
Post by: GodClock on May 15, 2008, 02:10:19 AM
DEAL WITH IT GIRLYMAN
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: satan will destroy you on May 15, 2008, 06:07:06 AM
Post by: satan will destroy you on May 15, 2008, 06:07:06 AM
earwigs are cool creatures, let them walk arround in your room <3
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on May 15, 2008, 06:10:56 AM
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on May 15, 2008, 06:10:56 AM
Make them fight
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: satan will destroy you on May 15, 2008, 06:19:15 AM
Post by: satan will destroy you on May 15, 2008, 06:19:15 AM
make them do something obvious awesome random
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: SpinningCubeClock on May 15, 2008, 08:08:25 AM
Post by: SpinningCubeClock on May 15, 2008, 08:08:25 AM
Crush their body and watch then take off their own heads. I'm not sure if it's true but it's worth a shot.
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: SpinningCubeClock on May 15, 2008, 09:03:51 AM
Post by: SpinningCubeClock on May 15, 2008, 09:03:51 AM
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Check out this mofo, almost 10cm long lol
Check out this mofo, almost 10cm long lol
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: Kombucha on May 15, 2008, 09:10:54 AM
Post by: Kombucha on May 15, 2008, 09:10:54 AM
Quote from: GodClock;1310621DEAL WITH IT GIRLYMAN.
There's nothing harmful about earwigs.
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: 1337aZnPrInceSz on May 15, 2008, 09:13:21 AM
Post by: 1337aZnPrInceSz on May 15, 2008, 09:13:21 AM
Quote from: GodClock;1310621DEAL WITH IT GIRLYMAN
It's not up to you to say that though.
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: joliet_jane on May 15, 2008, 10:16:09 AM
Post by: joliet_jane on May 15, 2008, 10:16:09 AM
Is it possible to find the source of the Earwigs? Are they just in your room or the whole house?
I had Earwigs in my kitchen and found that they were coming from a bag of rotting potatoes under my sink (I didn't put them there, my dad did). Once I threw away the bag and cleaned up the sink cabinet, they haven't returned.
I had Earwigs in my kitchen and found that they were coming from a bag of rotting potatoes under my sink (I didn't put them there, my dad did). Once I threw away the bag and cleaned up the sink cabinet, they haven't returned.
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: BunnyClock on May 15, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Post by: BunnyClock on May 15, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1310607when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death
I can't believe I'm the first person quoting this magnifificent post8??ddf
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 15, 2008, 05:48:55 PM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 15, 2008, 05:48:55 PM
they're just annoying. i sit in my room with nothing but my boxers and one day an earwig is going to crawl in there and sit on my dick
Title: OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM
Post by: Teapot on May 15, 2008, 05:50:46 PM
Post by: Teapot on May 15, 2008, 05:50:46 PM
I had two in my room as pets to scare off any children who came in my brain-defecating basement, but my half-dead dog killed them.