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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: LuigiClock on May 29, 2008, 05:29:15 PM

Title: Whats worse than a guy having sex with a car?
Post by: LuigiClock on May 29, 2008, 05:29:15 PM
how about two girls falling asleep on train tracks:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/05/29/pkg.me.girls.hit.by.train.wcsh

This is proof that all humans are progressively becoming dumbshit
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Post by: TequilaClock on May 29, 2008, 05:32:57 PM
Safest place to not be raped.
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Post by: OcarinaClock on May 29, 2008, 05:33:56 PM
God damn.
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Post by: TruncheonClock on May 29, 2008, 05:35:23 PM
I blame the video games industry
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Post by: TruncheonClock on May 29, 2008, 05:35:35 PM
no seriously, games are to blame for all death
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Post by: BoomStick Clock on May 29, 2008, 05:37:14 PM
I came.
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Post by: patriotclock on May 29, 2008, 05:43:09 PM
No pity for dumbasses

Also wtf they survived?
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Post by: VCRClock on May 29, 2008, 05:47:55 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1322325No pity for dumbasses

Also wtf they survived?

Yeah, when I first read this thread I assumed they died. I think one of them lost part of her leg... maybe just her leg was on the tracks, and same for the other girl, but with whatever limb she lost. They could have fallen asleep next to the tracks, then fidgeted around while they were sleeping.
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Post by: Pin Clock on May 29, 2008, 06:09:00 PM
Wow, who sunbathes on train tracks? I mean I'd normally think of a beach....

Also, I think it was two girls and one of them died or something.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 29, 2008, 06:14:57 PM
Darwin at its finest.
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Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on May 29, 2008, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1322343Darwin at its finest.

this
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Post by: TequilaClock on May 29, 2008, 06:33:24 PM
Quote from: Balsac the Jaws of Death;1322341I resent this, as I am actually getting smarter each day.
Everybody thinks hey grow smarter everyday, the truth is everyone is born as a genius and dies stupid
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Post by: SpinningCubeClock on May 30, 2008, 04:35:30 AM
Wow. They must be REALLY dumb. Also wtf who the fuck lies on train tracks anyway? And why the fuck would the driver blow the whistle or put on the breaks? Sif he could stop anyway. Fuck them. They're dumb. They should have been more hurt.
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Post by: satan will destroy you on May 30, 2008, 05:06:13 AM
Quote from: ARGH! I AM A MAN;1322310This is proof that all humans are progressively becoming dumbshit

progress? where
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Post by: satan will destroy you on May 30, 2008, 05:06:32 AM
i remember reading about the dark ages i can't say we really topped that
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Post by: ChocolateCoffin on May 30, 2008, 06:11:51 AM
I thought the answer was going to be, a car having sex with a man.
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Post by: WrenchClock on May 30, 2008, 06:21:23 AM
Quote from: ARGH! I AM A MAN;1322310Whats worse than a guy having sex with a car?

A car having sex with a guy?
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Post by: WrenchClock on May 30, 2008, 06:22:11 AM
Also what the hell america
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Post by: Steve on May 30, 2008, 06:30:34 AM
isisons porn folder
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Post by: WarCorrespondentClock on May 30, 2008, 07:07:00 AM
That would be so bloody uncomfortable, how did they manage to get to SLEEP?
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Post by: GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk on May 30, 2008, 07:15:37 AM
Quote from: ʎɹɹǝqlıʌǝ;1322711I thought the answer was going to be, a car having sex with a man.
same :(
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Post by: Teapot on May 30, 2008, 10:42:03 AM
Sorry if I change the topic, but I honestly can't think of a day where I've seen a GOOD thing in the news.

I don't mean good things as in OH THIS CELEBRITY NAMED HER DOG but whens the last time anyone saw someone doing something heroic that wasn't DUMB as hell? I mean congratulations if you land a helicopter between your friends and enemy troops, but do you honestly think it's wise to do that?

Come on, where's the teenager that helps fix a homeless man's life?
Oh, and if someone links me to an article about how a teenager kills a homeless man sarcastically, fuck you.
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Post by: l1fty on May 30, 2008, 11:55:09 AM
this is worse than a guy having sex with a car:

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html
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Post by: ChocolateBarClock on May 30, 2008, 07:58:27 PM
[quote="Arne";1322810]this is worse than a guy having sex with a car:

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html[/quote]
Hahaha
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Post by: TequilaClock on May 30, 2008, 08:03:45 PM
[quote="Arne";1322810]this is worse than a guy having sex with a car:

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html[/quote]
What makes me sad is that it was just thrown to the pitches and forks and being arrested for a fetish he had, it doesnt say he made it in public.

People are sick.
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