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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: DarkMatterClock on June 08, 2008, 12:57:27 AM

Title: need your help
Post by: DarkMatterClock on June 08, 2008, 12:57:27 AM
Ok clocks. Here's what I need.  I need someone with a very good camera  to take a high resolution of the underside of their forearm (from about the elbow past the tips of the fingers.)  PM or reply if you can help.
Title: need your help
Post by: zl on June 08, 2008, 12:59:05 AM
weeeeird!!
Title: need your help
Post by: DarkMatterClock on June 08, 2008, 01:00:09 AM
Its for something art related, but yes it is an odd request.
Title: need your help
Post by: BilliardBall10 on June 08, 2008, 01:07:44 AM
its weird, i may add
Title: need your help
Post by: peyoteclock on June 08, 2008, 01:11:11 AM
Quote from: billiardball10;1330823its weird, i may add

good one you fucking idiot.
Title: need your help
Post by: SeedClock on June 08, 2008, 01:25:47 AM
Quote from: camofrog;1330824good one you fucking idiot.

That's not very nice, we take pride in the way we treat our members, you shouldn't make fun of billiardball10's intelligence just because he misunderstood darkmatters post. Your very low for stooping to this level and i just want you to know i lost a great deal of respect for you today
Title: need your help
Post by: BreadfruitClock on June 08, 2008, 01:25:53 AM
ill show you my underarm if you know what i mean
Title: need your help
Post by: peyoteclock on June 08, 2008, 01:27:29 AM
Quote from: Awesomeredoval69;1330837That's not very nice, we take pride in the way we treat our members, you shouldn't make fun of billiardball10's intelligence just because he misunderstood darkmatters post. Your very low for stooping to this level and i just want you to know i lost a great deal of respect for you today

who are you again?
Title: need your help
Post by: SeedClock on June 08, 2008, 01:28:33 AM
i was your bff until you just stopped talking to me one day because you went all emo and crazy
Title: need your help
Post by: SeedClock on June 08, 2008, 01:34:41 AM
Anyways while were at this what do you need it for
Title: need your help
Post by: TruncheonClock on June 08, 2008, 01:42:59 AM
Quote from: Awesomeredoval69;1330851Anyways while were at this what do you need it for

fetish related
Title: need your help
Post by: BilliardBall10 on June 08, 2008, 01:44:41 AM
Quote from: camofrog;1330824good one you fucking idiot.

i do say, it is quite weird my noble sir.
 
and you seem quite angry, i may suggest
Title: need your help
Post by: FileCabinetClock on June 08, 2008, 01:46:44 AM
what if i took a high quality picture of the underside of my dick

i mean it kind of looks the same there's hair at the base and everything
Title: need your help
Post by: FileCabinetClock on June 08, 2008, 01:46:57 AM
that'd just be easier to do fyi
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Post by: PaperClipClock on June 08, 2008, 01:48:54 AM
need to prove you don't cut yourself or something?
Title: need your help
Post by: DarkMatterClock on June 08, 2008, 02:48:18 AM
I'm quite sure that anyone comparing my arm to a picture would be able to tell the difference.  And might I mention, that as a group you're all being very unhelpful.  On a side note knock off the stupid jokes and member bashing.

And this is because I need the picture so I can use the arm as a canvas for a photoshop project and my own arm is unsuitable due to extensive scaring. To explain this I'll give you minor back story which some of you may already know.

I believe it was during the time when we used cc.co.uk as our site.  I made numerous attempts on my own life, was put in three different psychiatric hospitals and two partial hospitalization treatment programs and went MIA from the crew for about four months leaving only a suicide note which was found by member DarkArchonClock (I could not let anyone know I was still alive as i was in a hospital) and posted on the forums.  It also found its way to WTFnoob.

So now You see why I need someone ELSE'S arm to use as a blank canvas.  Also, I'm going to mention that any type of elitist or condescending attitude towards me for these past reasons will be met with a harsh punishment.
Title: need your help
Post by: FileCabinetClock on June 08, 2008, 02:51:39 AM
Quote from: DarkMatterClock;1330887I'm quite sure that anyone comparing my arm to a picture would be able to tell the difference.  And might I mention, that as a group you're all being very unhelpful.  On a side note knock off the stupid jokes and member bashing.

hello clock crew i would like some help i'm sure you're all going to be very helpful and adult about this
Title: need your help
Post by: DarkMatterClock on June 08, 2008, 03:15:21 AM
Wow Filecabinet, I would really like to thank you for contributing so much to this thread.  I mean really, wow, without you here this place would be...whats the phrase I'm looking for.... ah! better off.  Now, either be a dear and contribute something useful or get the fuck out of my thread.
Title: need your help
Post by: FileCabinetClock on June 08, 2008, 03:19:47 AM
Quote from: DarkMatterClock;1330913Wow Filecabinet, I would really like to thank you for contributing so much to this thread.  I mean really, wow, without you here this place would be...whats the phrase I'm looking for.... ah! better off.  Now, either be a dear and contribute something useful or get the fuck out of my thread.

My last word on this is simply that the clock crew is not the place to expect 1000 helpful posts. There are great people, and it's not a half bad community but god damn, you must know that if you're a super mod really
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 08, 2008, 03:21:22 AM
I would, but since I fell into a barbed wire fence a few years ago my forearm also has extensive scarring!
Title: need your help
Post by: DarkMatterClock on June 08, 2008, 03:21:52 AM
You're welcome to post whatever you want in other threads (as long as it is within the rules) however this topic is of some importance to me and I'll thank everyone to not muddy it up with mindless posting.
Title: need your help
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 08, 2008, 03:23:11 AM
Quote from: DarkMatterClock;1330917You're welcome to post whatever you want in other threads (as long as it is within the rules) however this topic is of some importance to me and I'll thank everyone to not muddy it up with mindless posting.

What do you consider to be mindless posting?
Title: need your help
Post by: SpinningCubeClock on June 08, 2008, 03:23:35 AM
Fuck that shit. I was just about to do it, but my camera has a flat battery. :( If nobody gives you anything, hit me up a PM and I'll charge it for you :)
Title: need your help
Post by: DarkMatterClock on June 08, 2008, 03:27:52 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1330920What do you consider to be mindless posting?

most of the posts in this thread would classify as mindless. And generally I don't mind, hell i even do it quite often however this particular thread is important (to me that is) and therefor it would be much appreciated if the conversation followed a more mature path.

I've made a post in this thread explaining why I need this and in doing so have revealed a very sensitive aspect of my life to an entirely new generation of clocks when all but a few of those who knew have moved on.  this is why I would like this topic not to go to shit.
Title: need your help
Post by: SpinningCubeClock on June 08, 2008, 03:33:16 AM
Yeah I just plugged in my camera, and it's not working well in the light I am in. I'll wait until morning and try with some natural light. See how it goes.
Title: need your help
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 08, 2008, 04:05:52 AM
Quote from: DarkMatterClock;1330925most of the posts in this thread would classify as mindless. And generally I don't mind, hell i even do it quite often however this particular thread is important (to me that is) and therefor it would be much appreciated if the conversation followed a more mature path.

I've made a post in this thread explaining why I need this and in doing so have revealed a very sensitive aspect of my life to an entirely new generation of clocks when all but a few of those who knew have moved on.  this is why I would like this topic not to go to shit.

Can't you photoshop the scarring out?
Title: need your help
Post by: DarkMatterClock on June 08, 2008, 04:55:28 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1330938Can't you photoshop the scarring out?

If only. I'd show you why i cant but i can only imagine the negative attention that would draw.