Whats 14 inches long, pink and makes women scream in the morning?
Cot Death
Whats the difference between black people and my bike?
My bike doesn't sing when you put chains on it
What did the retard have for dinner?
His shoulder
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but they can't eat it
Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?
Because he's white.
How about you fuckers?
What do you call a black man that flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist.
Whats the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
what is hitlers least favourite planet?
jewpiter
Quote from: CranberryClock;1334101Whats the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
ahahaha
It's red, crying in a corner and getting smaller.
A retard with a cheesegrater.
How do you know when your sister's on her period?
Your dad's cock tastes funny.
What do you do when you see a black man bleeding on your porch?
You stop laughing and reload.
What do you call a bunch of black people jumping into a pile of leaves?
Raisin Bran
Whats the difference between a black person and a table?
A table can support a family
What did the mexican say when a house fell on him?
Get off me holmes (this ones kinda lame)
How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months
Whats the most confusing day in the ghetto?
Fathers day.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockeygame?
before the first period
How can you tell if your roommate's gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
How do you starve a black man?
hide his foodstamps under his workingboots
what's the best thing about the million man march?
only 3 people missed work
knock knock
who's there?
9-11
9-11 who?
you said you'd never forget!
What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
How many New Yorkers does it take to fix the airco?
Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!
How do you stop a gang rape?
Throw in a basketball.
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Roll a penny down the street.
What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
"It's Raining Men"
what do you call some black people in a stream
blackcurrant
whats the difference between jews and pizzas?
pizzas dont scream in the oven.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven?
God gave him his gas bill.
What's that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?
Grandpa.
Young Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
DAD: "Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules..."
Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his unit out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust.
SUSAN: "Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!"
DAD: " Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow twenty bucks..."
what did the black guy say to the white guy
nothing, black guys can't talk
What do you call a mob of mexicans?
Bean dip.
How do you fit a vegetable in a blender?
Take away his wheelchair.
Alright! Time to bust out the Helen Keller jokes!
Why Can't Helen Keller Drive?
She's a woman
How do you confuse Helen Keller?
Replace her book of braille with a book of sandpaper.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too, if your name was URRRRRRGUHAHHHH.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They rearranged the furniture
What did they do when she was really bad?
Left the plunger in the toilet.
How could you ruin Helen Keller's life?
Cut her hands off.
How do you scare Helen Keller?
Put doorknobs on all of the walls.
I hate hearing all these "black" jokes, its disgusting.
I have black people in my family tree.
They've been hanging there all week.
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what do nine out of ten people enjoy? gang rape.
What do you say if you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?
"Drop it, nigger!"
What do you call 20 million dead black people at the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
What has four wheels and flies?
A Garbage Truck!
why is Aspirin white?
you want them to work, don't you?
a black guy is walking on the street with a big parrot on his shoulder.
a little boy comes up and says "sir, what an interesting animal you got there".
the parrot goes "yeah, i got him in Africa"
-Son can you tell the difference between the British tanks, and the Iraqi tanks?
No sir!
-Then welcome to the United States Army.........
"Doctor! I think my wife is dead."
"How can you tell?"
"Well, the sex is still the same but the dishes are piling up."
Lad comes home from school and says to his mom "I've got the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because I'm black?".
She says "No its because you're 19".
Why was Hellan Kellars pants so tight?
So you can read her lips.
Why don't black people take asprin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out of it.
Who's best at googling niggerjokes?
The Clock Crew
How was Copper wire invented?
-Two Jews fighting over a penny
What should you always bring to the barber shop in Harlem?
A grenade.
Why was tom so pissed off about the dead black guy in his front yard?
His pile of dead black people was in his back yard!
Yeah, i made those up so sorry if they weren't funny haha!
Quote from: Tom Nook;1334322How was Copper invented?
-Two Jews fighting over a penny
Explain.
Quote from: Bill Nye;1334350Explain.
I think he means copper wire.
Quote from: NintendoClock;1334149What do you call a bunch of black people jumping into a pile of leaves?
Raisin Bran
Hahahaha
Quote from: Monterey Jack;1334360I think he means copper wire.
Yeah I did sorry about that.
Want to hear a joke
(Person usually says Yes)
Womans rights.
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Quote from: SCSP;1334397women are dicks
:D
This thread breaking is a joke!
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Well im probably going to get banned for not being able to edit or delete that post above me.. :-(
See ya all in a week.
Word wrap.
A drunk white dude comes out of a pub at midnight, and it's all pitch black. He has a hard time walking and eventually bumps into a black man. The white man says, "Ooh, I've come to a dead end."
New joke:
After everything I write, you say "So did the Paki".
A guy went to a shop.
He bought a Mars bar.
He took it home.
He put it in the microwave.
It melted.
Why aren't there any ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ in the Flintstones?
Because they were still monkeys back then!
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1334444Why aren't there any ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ in the Flintstones?
Because they were still monkeys back then!
HAH
What do you call a black guy with headphones on?
Whatever you want, he can't hear you
How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit
What is the biggest Jew dilemma?
Free pork
Whats more fun than nailing 10 babies to one tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees
Are you ready for the most disgusting joke i ever heard?
For the answer, highlight the sentence under the joke
What colour is a baby when you put it in a microwave?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating
What's orange and mows my lawn?
My nigger and I'll paint him any colour I like!
What did Stevie Wonder say when he got a cheesegrater for his birthday?
It was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's latest album cover?
A: No?
Q: Neither has he
What has seven arms and sucks?
Def Leopard.
Who would Christopher Reeves rather have been?
Christopher Walken.
Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalutbalut;1334885What has seven arms and sucks?
Def Leopard.
Hahaha.
How about a classy New York Times joke:(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fspamtheweb.com%2Ful%2Fupload%2F130608%2F50669_deadbabylaughingsquare3.gif&hash=efff46e04c1f8a359c62b7cab09a9c04a7ca8d02)
How fucking classy, huh?
Q. What do you call it when a Welshman shags a sheep?
A. Incest.
What do you call a room full of black people?
A room full of people with different tastes. What are you, Racist?
what do you call it when a bunch of morons tell shitty jokes
gay
Quote from: FILECABINETCLOCK~;1335158what do you call it when a bunch of morons tell shitty jokes
gay
What do you call a complete Fucktard?
FILECABINETCLOCK
Quote from: GearBox;1335159What do you call a complete Fucktard?
FILECABINETCLOCK
oh shit son!
whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus.
"if a bi is a bicycle, then what is a mus?
a musical
if a quiz is a quizicle, then what is a test?
a testicle
if a mexican is a mexical, then what is an african?
a nigger!"
how long does it take for a black woman to shit?
9 months
Quote from: Iceblockclock;1335173how long does it take for a black woman to shit?
9 months
posted on the frontpage already you lost.
Quote from: WarCorrespondent;1334675What do you call a black guy with headphones on?
Whatever you want, he can't hear you
Quote from: WarCorrespondent;1334675What is the biggest Jew dilemma?
Free pork
Quote from: Biblo;1334763What's orange and mows my lawn?
My nigger and I'll paint him any colour I like!
hahahahahaaaaa Why doesn't the black race have Down Syndrome?God only punishes once. What's one nigger on the moon?One less on Earth.What are two nigger s on the moon?Two less on Earth.What are all the nigger s on the moon?The solution. What's a nigger in a garbage bin?Fucking selfish, you can fit two in there. What's a nigger in a container?A landlord. Why do nigger s have white teeth?
So you can hit them at night too.
There are two kinds of people that I truly hate;
racists, and nigger s.
What do you say when a bus with 78 nigger s crashes into a ravine?
A fucking shame, there were two places left!
What do you do if there's a nigger on fire?
Throw in another one!
What's a nigger in the sewers?
A lifeguard.
What is the following;
garbage bin, nigger, container, nigger, nigger, garbage bin..
Family picture!
How do you tell if the corpse on the street is from a nigger or from a dog?
If it's a dog, you'll see skidmarks!
Why do you never run over a nigger on a bycicle?
It could be your bycicle!
Why is it rude to laugh when you see a nigger run behind a garbage truck?
How would you feel if your house drove away!
Quote from: GearBox;1335159What do you call a complete Fucktard?
FILECABINETCLOCK
SEE ME IN THE CLUB, ITS GOING DOWN!
Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalutbalut;1334885Who would Christopher Reeves rather have been?
Christopher Walken.
hahahahahaha
Quote from: NintendoClock;1334149What do you call a bunch of black people jumping into a pile of leaves?
Raisin Bran
lmfao HOLY SHIT
Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalutbalut;1334885What has seven arms and sucks?
Def Leopard.
Who would Christopher Reeves rather have been?
Christopher Walken.
Goldmine.
why do mexicans drive low riders?
so they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
What do you call an ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter pounder.
Whats the best part of an ehtiopian blow job?
you know their gonna swallow
did you hear about the nigger in my family tree?
yea hes still hanging there
what do you call a white guy between 2 black guys?
Victim
what do you call 2 white guys surrounding a black guy?
cops
what do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?
coach