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Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: TequilaClock on June 15, 2008, 12:02:31 PM

I am going to be direct on this theme.

I got one of those little chunks of shit small as a chocolate chip that get trapped in your anal hair, right? It just poked me inside my rectum and it felt as if I had a glass shard in it.

So I ask, would it be ok to cut some of the hairs in order I don't cause another mortal net in my pants?

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: CaulkClock on June 15, 2008, 12:03:41 PM

Wouldn't it be itchy as fuck?

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: TequilaClock on June 15, 2008, 12:04:21 PM

Quote from: innerpartysystem;1336413Wouldn't it be itchy as fuck?

That's my dilemma.

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: OcarinaClock on June 15, 2008, 12:04:57 PM

You may want to.

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: Pinstripe on June 15, 2008, 12:05:59 PM

from what i hear it's not as itchy as you think, not if you cut it right. I mean, dont try to get rid of ALL of it, cause then it WILL be itchy, just short enough so it doesnt get caught.

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: TequilaClock on June 15, 2008, 12:06:06 PM

Quote from: a fat ass j of some;1336416Clock thread.

chavillac post

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: ArcticSwirlClock on June 15, 2008, 12:06:07 PM

FULL BRAZILLIAN

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on June 15, 2008, 12:19:24 PM

you get bonus points if you shove the scissors up your ass

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: MineralWaterClock on June 15, 2008, 12:28:13 PM

I pluck them. ;)

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: ArcticSwirlClock on June 15, 2008, 12:29:44 PM

Quote from: MineralWaterClock;1336452I pluck them. ;)

Ouch.

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: Topcatyo on June 15, 2008, 12:30:50 PM

I just yank those hairs out 'cause I'm a man.
Of course, I don't do it with a bare hand because I'm a man with some decency.

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: AstronautClock on June 15, 2008, 12:31:40 PM

cut them.. it doesnt itch as much as you think

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: GreyClock on June 15, 2008, 12:48:20 PM

Dingleberries. (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/414988)

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: Biblo on June 15, 2008, 12:52:00 PM

i wipe my ass properly and clean it properly when i shower. it sounds strange but i find that not being disgusting and unhygienic is a good way of having a clean ass.

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: Moose Clock on June 15, 2008, 12:58:30 PM

I shaved mine a few times. It certainly reduces number of wipes to get a clean ass.

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on June 15, 2008, 01:07:18 PM

pluck them
WITH
YOUR
TEETH!

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk on June 15, 2008, 01:09:51 PM

cool thread lmao

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: Toaster on June 15, 2008, 01:18:32 PM

best thread ever

and yes

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: FileCabinetClock on June 15, 2008, 01:56:10 PM

no you can die doing that i heard

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: FileCabinetClock on June 15, 2008, 02:00:21 PM

Quote from: TrickyClock;1336538You probably have as long asshair than your current haircut. For you, it's dangerous since the roots gets all the way up to the brain.

eat shit

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: FileCabinetClock on June 15, 2008, 02:03:12 PM

Quote from: TrickyClock;1336543shit eats you

suck my stylin elvis pubic hair

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: Solenoidclock on June 15, 2008, 02:12:45 PM

Just hit it with some shampoo.

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: CD Clock on June 15, 2008, 02:14:08 PM

oh my god, don't do it. It's so fucking itchy you have no idea

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: patriotclock on June 15, 2008, 06:23:48 PM

You know you can get high by smoking your ass hair right?

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: BilliardBall10 on June 15, 2008, 08:02:44 PM

i cut them. by pulling them off, and i clean my ass

Title: Should I cut my anal hair?
Post by: SwirlberryClock on June 15, 2008, 08:06:00 PM

I was actually thinking about doing this today too.

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