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QuoteTOKYO - She is big-busted, petite, very friendly, and she runs on batteries.
A Japanese firm has produced a 15-inch tall robotic girlfriend that kisses on command, to go on sale in September for around $175, with a target market of lonely adult men.
Using her infrared sensors and battery power, the diminutive damsel named "EMA" puckers up for nearby human heads, entering what designers call its "love mode."
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"Strong, tough and battle-ready are some of the words often associated with robots, but we wanted to break that stereotype and provide a robot that's sweet and interactive," said Minako Sakanoue, a spokeswoman for the maker, Sega Toys.
"She's very lovable and though she's not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend."
EMA, which stands for Eternal Maiden Actualization, can also hand out business cards, sing and dance, with Sega hoping to sell 10,000 in the first year.
Japan, home to almost half the world's 800,000 industrial robots, envisions a $10-billion market for artificial intelligence in a decade.
Asians really DO have small dicks if they can fuck their 15inch mechagirlfriends.
WOW that's depressing
ill take 10
Quote from: TapeRecorderClock;1339439ill take 10
gonna have a keychain orgy?
Quote"Though she's not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend."
She'll get drunk on cheap wine and fuck your mate behind your back?
Thats funny weenie roast's mom kisses on command too
Just like a real girlfriend. Expensive, high maintenance, replaceable, and often highly composed of synthetic enhancements.
Now all they have to do is install a nag-o-tron and we're all set.
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Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1339444She'll get drunk on cheap wine and fuck your mate behind your back?
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1339448Just like a real girlfriend. Expensive, high maintenance, replaceable, and often highly composed of synthetic enhancements.
Now all they have to do is install a nag-o-tron and we're all set.
lol you guys have shitty girlfriends
Quote from: Munglai;1339454lol you guys have shitty girlfriends
HAD shitty girlfriends
It doesn't even look like a woman. just a robot with boobs kind of.
Do you have to go back to being friends with it when you realize you have nothing in common?
Sega is making this? Christ.
Where do you put your penis? Wtf?
Blow up dolls ftw.
This is quite hilarious.
Further support for the claim that Japan is fucking insane.
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fuck you blue, fuck you. i was just about to post this.
Shit, i have a real girlfriend and i still want one.
That's a cute gift idea, cept where's the handjob function
Quote from: Zombie Colonel Sanders;1339575That's a cute gift idea, cept where's the handjob function
No hands, lololololol.
She must be soooo tiiiight
EDIT:
QuoteSega Toys.
In before they make upgrade hardware, maybe a vaginal add-on.
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I might buy one
no joke.
Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1339901I might buy one
no joke.
Wowwee toys aren't that great. The only good thing they ever made (imo) is that flytech dragonfly!
someone needs to combine this technology, and the lovely ladies at realdoll.com
I'm sure that'd make somebody happy.
I'll stick with my pillows kthx
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Quote from: Roman Collar Clock;1508361I'm sure that'd make somebody happy.
Seven month bump sdfgsdfgfsd
Quote from: Antichrist Superstar;1339438ROBOTS CANT SAY NO
That takes away half the fun.
Its not a girlfriend unless it puts out.
I'd hold out on buying it, the service pack that lets it give handjobs isn't coming out till june.
asian guys must be really shit in the sack
if i went to japan i'd get so much poon
This thing is an absolute piece of crap. It looks like a toy.
I would use that more like a toy instead of a girlfriend.
I still prefer the flesh vagina
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haha I love how sad he is in this picture
will people think im a looser if i propose marriage to EMA?
im calling the company where it was created for their daughters hand.
she said no :(
Equip with lasers
Conquer world
And be all like
wow, you guys got done in by a bunch of 15 inch girls
And yes, japan is getting pretty sad(der)
Put her in your pocket, and off you go.