Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 21, 2008, 07:11:40 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 21, 2008, 07:11:40 PM
:(
Should I be worried?
Should I be worried?
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on June 21, 2008, 07:12:46 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on June 21, 2008, 07:12:46 PM
Don't worry man just praise xenu, our lord and savior.
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: Nightmare Clock on June 21, 2008, 07:30:37 PM
Post by: Nightmare Clock on June 21, 2008, 07:30:37 PM
^^Fuck that, you burn that television this instant.
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: Blue on June 21, 2008, 07:36:40 PM
Post by: Blue on June 21, 2008, 07:36:40 PM
Scientology commercials have been playing since the 80s... I used to think Dianetics was just another one of those cooky self-help books.
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 21, 2008, 07:38:40 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 21, 2008, 07:38:40 PM
It's the first time I saw one. I wouldn't've caught it if there wasn't an erupting volcano and text flashing "dianetics.com" for a bit.
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: BlackberryClock on June 21, 2008, 10:19:34 PM
Post by: BlackberryClock on June 21, 2008, 10:19:34 PM
Yeah, I saw a dianetics commercial a few days ago. Lame. ^that one.
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: AlbinoClock on June 21, 2008, 11:47:30 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on June 21, 2008, 11:47:30 PM
i recently found out that the books Scientology is now selling are not, in fact, by L Ron Hubbard. His name has actually become a part of the title, no longer separated by "by". Entire chapters are missing and the copyrights only goes back to 1989 now instead of 1961.
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: TequilaClock on June 21, 2008, 11:49:12 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on June 21, 2008, 11:49:12 PM
Heed or use the fucking powers you were gifted to save humanity, Marlin.
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: Soup Clock on June 21, 2008, 11:58:54 PM
Post by: Soup Clock on June 21, 2008, 11:58:54 PM
Lol what did you expect?
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: WreckingBallClock on June 22, 2008, 12:00:06 AM
Post by: WreckingBallClock on June 22, 2008, 12:00:06 AM
OMG RUN
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: WreckingBallClock on June 22, 2008, 12:02:35 AM
Post by: WreckingBallClock on June 22, 2008, 12:02:35 AM
QUICK HOP IN
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Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: RomanClock on June 22, 2008, 01:06:22 AM
Post by: RomanClock on June 22, 2008, 01:06:22 AM
Quote from: SuperSexyIntelligentMan;1341857QUICK HOP INHORIZON GRADIENT GO
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: iPodClock on June 22, 2008, 04:01:32 AM
Post by: iPodClock on June 22, 2008, 04:01:32 AM
Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalut;1341843i recently found out that the books Scientology is now selling are not, in fact, by L Ron Hubbard. His name has actually become a part of the title, no longer separated by "by". Entire chapters are missing and the copyrights only goes back to 1989 now instead of 1961.
A true modern bible.
Seriously the Vatican do this shit as well.
ps i am a Scientologist
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: WreckingBallClock on June 22, 2008, 09:43:27 AM
Post by: WreckingBallClock on June 22, 2008, 09:43:27 AM
Quote from: iPodClock;1341913A true modern bible.
Seriously the Vatican do this shit as well.
ps i am a Scientologist
Please tell me you are joking...
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on June 22, 2008, 09:58:41 AM
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on June 22, 2008, 09:58:41 AM
Quote from: SuperSexyIntelligentMan;1342014Please tell me you are joking...
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: coalclock on June 22, 2008, 10:26:38 AM
Post by: coalclock on June 22, 2008, 10:26:38 AM
You sure it wasn't a episode of Scooby Doo?
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: WreckingBallClock on June 22, 2008, 06:39:00 PM
Post by: WreckingBallClock on June 22, 2008, 06:39:00 PM
Quote from: toxic_ass666;1342025
What a heavenly avatar.
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: teh Hamburgler on June 22, 2008, 06:43:28 PM
Post by: teh Hamburgler on June 22, 2008, 06:43:28 PM
Only if you don't want to get raped by Tom Cruise at night.
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 22, 2008, 07:04:35 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 22, 2008, 07:04:35 PM
Quote from: SuperSexyIntelligentMan;1342014Please tell me you are joking...
The bible has changed a million times since the beginning.
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on June 22, 2008, 07:07:58 PM
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on June 22, 2008, 07:07:58 PM
ogm
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: WreckingBallClock on June 22, 2008, 07:26:05 PM
Post by: WreckingBallClock on June 22, 2008, 07:26:05 PM
Quote from: iPodClock;1341913ps i am a Scientologist
This is what I'm talking about. Is there seriously a Clock that believes this garbage?
Title: I think I just saw a Scientology commercial on my TV.
Post by: WreckingBallClock on June 22, 2008, 07:28:23 PM
Post by: WreckingBallClock on June 22, 2008, 07:28:23 PM
Quote from: iPodClock;1341913ps i am a Scientologist
This is what I'm talking about. Is there seriously a Clock that believes this garbage? I don't mean to bang on a religion, but wow.
Also, I don't listen to the spew from the Vatican or anything. Not every Christian is a "Go Pope! Go Pope! We love you! I live at my church visit it and I'll give you bjs" kind of Christian. I believe that God exists and works his magic in his own discreet way.