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Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: rockstar on June 26, 2008, 08:46:30 AM
whould you rather get raped in jail everweek or got your asskicked ever other day? i would have my ass kicked
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: Teapot on June 26, 2008, 08:46:59 AM
I would rather rape and kick your ass every day.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: Teapot on June 26, 2008, 08:47:05 AM
Faggot.


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Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: BunnyClock on June 26, 2008, 08:47:13 AM
Definitely rape
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: rockstar on June 26, 2008, 08:50:04 AM
Quote from: CorpsegrinderClock;1346667I don't like either of those!

don't got to pirson then one of those two things will be done to you
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: rockstar on June 26, 2008, 08:51:53 AM
this is not as good as mu last post :(
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: Teapot on June 26, 2008, 08:54:19 AM
Quote from: rockstar;1346671this is not as good as mu last post :(
No no, it's fine. All you need is time. This is a great post with lots and lots of detail! Did I forget to mention your wonderful grammar? You have excellent grammar and spelling and I'm sure you're very intelligent.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: Teapot on June 26, 2008, 08:56:18 AM
rockstar admin 08
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: rockstar on June 26, 2008, 08:56:55 AM
Quote from: Teapot;1346673No no, it's fine. All you need is time. This is a great post with lots and lots of detail! Did I forget to mention your wonderful grammar? You have excellent grammar and spelling and I'm sure you're very intelligent.
o........k.....
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: Teapot on June 26, 2008, 08:57:23 AM
Quote from: rockstar;1346678o........k.....
Sorry were those words too big for you?
How old are you?
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: PirateClock on June 26, 2008, 08:57:58 AM
im far to hairy and out of shape to be a bitch.

also the Aryan brotherhood would protect me from them colored folk
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: Bigglesnoots on June 26, 2008, 09:02:21 AM
depends on what they're paying.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: rockstar on June 26, 2008, 09:07:29 AM
Quote from: Teapot;1346679Sorry were those words too big for you?
How old are you?
no i understand your just acting like a suck up or a yes man
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: TequilaClock on June 26, 2008, 09:09:07 AM
I can tolerate ass kicks so I'll take that.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: Slurpee on June 26, 2008, 09:15:42 AM
rape is pretty fucking horrible you guys
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: PsychonautClock on June 26, 2008, 09:18:02 AM
I like to be beaten while getting raped.

Am I the only one?
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: Teapot on June 26, 2008, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: rockstar;1346693no i understand your just acting like a suck up or a yes man
So how old are you?
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: PirateClock on June 26, 2008, 09:18:49 AM
Quote from: PsychonautClock;1346709I like to be beaten while getting raped.

Am I the only one?

usually i get beaten while im raping.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: satan will destroy you on June 26, 2008, 09:19:12 AM
you do x amount of damage to x creatures
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: Beast on June 26, 2008, 10:32:29 AM
If you choose the rape option does it still count as rape, or just very unenthusiastic consensual sex?

Perhaps I'm over thinking this...
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: DNAClock on June 26, 2008, 10:41:40 AM
I like my rape just like I like my breakfast, hot and early in the morning.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: AlbinoClock on June 26, 2008, 10:45:46 AM
Rape, because it could easily be turned into just some sex.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: BilliardBall10 on June 26, 2008, 12:03:50 PM
i would kick asses, and leave the hoods,yo sir homie?
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: LuxenbergClock on June 26, 2008, 12:21:27 PM
rockstar is one of the lucky few people to have joined us that can be trolled by virtually everybody here
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: OcarinaClock on June 26, 2008, 12:28:06 PM
ITT Teapot tries to be E-Badass.

Also, get Raped.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: LambdaClock on June 26, 2008, 12:33:28 PM
lol

i \'d suck the guards dick to get out of jail for 200$

wait that wasnt a option
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: AvocadoClock on June 26, 2008, 01:02:56 PM
I'd go down fighting.
But maybe I could learn to like the rape.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: DeathBunnyClock on June 26, 2008, 01:41:44 PM
asskicking. id get used to it. id rather have pysical scars rather than emotional. I want to keep my shit a solid
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on June 26, 2008, 01:48:57 PM
Hey guys I just trimmed my pubes with school scissors.  Cool huh?
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: DeathBunnyClock on June 26, 2008, 01:49:38 PM
Quote from: Ken Gemberling;1346981Hey guys I just trimmed my pubes with school scissors.  Cool huh?

youre my idol
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on June 26, 2008, 01:58:09 PM
Quote from: MolotovCocktailClock;1346982youre my idol

My junk doesn't itch anymore, it's a huge sigh of relief.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: Kumeelyun on June 26, 2008, 04:25:33 PM
I'd choose the second option. With the first option, you really have no place to go and they know where you are. Second option, you're free. There's always a possibility you could escape or hide from the beatings. Or even fight back. But that depends on if that's sanctioned or not. If you end up killing your tormentor, you could go to jail and be stuck with the first option...

Or am I just thinking to seriously about this? I'm sorry, I'll go look at captioned cat pics for a while.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: CourgetteClock on June 26, 2008, 04:31:53 PM
None cuz my awesome ninja skills kill both rapist and ass kicker, so there.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on June 26, 2008, 04:36:28 PM
Quote from: Beast Clock;1346786If you choose the rape option does it still count as rape, or just very unenthusiastic consensual sex?

I'm assuming dick-in-butt deep and hard.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 26, 2008, 04:38:13 PM
I do both to myself at home in private.
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: LambdaClock on June 26, 2008, 05:36:55 PM
Quote from: Kumeelyun;1347116I'm sorry, I'll go look at captioned cat pics forever

fix'd
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: peyoteclock on June 26, 2008, 06:01:38 PM
is there any lubricant involved?
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 26, 2008, 06:07:48 PM
Quote from: YoteYote;1347188is there any lubricant involved?

Toothpaste
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: rockstar on June 26, 2008, 06:55:03 PM
Quote from: YoteYote;1347188is there any lubricant involved?
nope no lube
Title: what whould you rather do
Post by: souljaclocktellem on June 26, 2008, 06:56:54 PM
Quote from: GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR;1346680im far to hairy and out of shape to be a bitch.

also the Aryan brotherhood would protect me from them colored folk
den u a AB fo lyfe nigga an u ain guna b fit fo dat shit