July 4th is less than a week away and Ibet your going to have some mishaps with the fireworks like a firecracker blew up in your hand or hiting someone with a romen candle any scary slightly funny mishap. Post them so we can laugh about it.:)
let's celebrate American independence by doing what American have been doing since they became independent: blowing shit up
Quote from: Biblo;1349259let's celebrate American independence by doing what American have been doing since they became independent: blowing shit up
so true haha
Quote from: Biblo;1349259let's celebrate American independence by doing what American have been doing since they became independent: blowing shit up
Commie!
At a lan-party a few years ago I got the bright idea to use the gas grill to light a bunch of fireworks at once.
Kids, propane and fireworks do not mix.
It ended with all of us running into the house, with fireworks chasing us indoors. We had holes in our shirts to prove it.
I melted an army man to my hand once. Ow.
Quote from: Biblo;1349259let's celebrate American independence by doing what American have been doing since they became independent:
Buying slaves?
It will be the day that remarks my freedom from.. this shit... 4 days after that.
Bottle rockets is dangerous kids
And, in my state, illegal.
But fuck them I'll light them and hurt myself if I want.
I blew off all my fingers once.
don't ask how I'm typing this.
Quote from: OpwaardeerKlok;1349492I blew off all my fingers once.
don't ask how I'm typing this.
How are you typing this?
Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalut;1349509How are you typing this?
do you want the obvious answer or the real answer?
don't say both.
Quote from: OpwaardeerKlok;1349511do you want the obvious answer or the real answer?
don't say both.
Both.
Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalut;1349512Both.
MY PENIS!
no actually I have a black midget that types down everything I dictate.
Quote from: Biblo;1349259let's celebrate American independence by doing what American have been doing since they became independent: blowing shit up
yo only this time the stuff is more explosive than back then.
Top Ten American Pasttimes:
1. Blowing shit up
2. Shooting shit
3. suing shit
4. filing copyright notices on shit
5 being greedy
6. fucking cows
7. saying "fuck" every other words
8. being ignorant
9. taking stuff on TV seriously
10. being like Chris Crocker
By the way, I'm American, so it's not racist or whatever.