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hahaha oh god
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Quote from: OpwaardeerKlok;1349493hahaha oh god
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http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/913225
I don't know what's better, the obviously fake op or this comment from a 13-year old Filipino boy, "ulumuluguy wrote: jump in pool-drink cum-problem solved.
thats gunna make the guy who cummed on the pool get pregnant... if it were to happen"
who knows maybe he willl swallow an egg or two in there it could happen
Shit he is boned.
WiiClock (3:42:44 AM): hahaha
WiiClock (3:42:51 AM): you can get pregnant from that right
WiiClock (3:42:54 AM): like that one story
WiiClock (3:42:58 AM): by the guy who wrote fight club
WiiClock (3:43:05 AM): chuck palohonoilk
Quote from: Mosrhun;1349502The woman in your avatar got pregnant from the cum in her eye. FACT.
the guy has a condom on
wouldnt you contract a sexual disease from doing that
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ding duing ding
not nearly as funny as the stick in the butt guy
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He should just tell everyone to get the fuck outta his house.
Wouldn't the chlorine and temperature kill the sperm?
Quote from: Iceblockclock;1349593He should just tell everyone to get the fuck outta his house.
but
but
they have already decided :(
Quote from: Mosrhun;1349502The woman in your avatar got pregnant from the cum in her eye. FACT.
Palahniuk, Guts
also
yeah man they all hold together in a diamond formation the power up and shhot one like a rocket into the egg
the egg has high defense level
lmfao
"Too late bud, they have decided." he replied and hang up.
hey why does the pool taste salty
its the chlorine i swear
I fail to see the relevance of the masturbation part of that story.
Perhaps I'm just getting old.
Quote from: Courgette;1349885I fail to see the relevance of the masturbation part of that story.
Perhaps I'm just getting old.
well he jacked off in the pool and bitches are going in the pool so bitches might get pregnant hth
Quote from: i'm slurpeeclock;1349889well he jacked off in the pool and bitches are going in the pool so bitches might get pregnant hth
Oh shit, the last thing we need is more of those fuckers who jack of in their pool.
Life's a bitch.
If a woman touches a door she will get pregnant. A lot of men don't wash their hands after masturbating, leaving their sperm everywhere. The moment a women touches a door, the sperm crawl all over her looking for the egg.
"They've decided"? This guy needs some real friends.
Also, his fault for wanking in the pool. Honestly, can't he hang on till he can find a designated carrot polishing area?
Let's crash his party and steal all the semen.
That'd teach him.
Quote from: RoboticOperatingBudyClock;1349593He should just tell everyone to get the fuck outta his house.
how could you deny hot chicks coming to swim with you?
Quote from: Bill Nye;1349599Wouldn't the chlorine and temperature kill the sperm?
Unless he was in a hot tub I don't think temperature would be as much a factor.
Though the logistics involved are ridiculous enough.