Away from the internet what is your real life nicknames, write them and then explain why your called that.
Daniel - Thats my name
Cunt - My dad is an affectionate man
Knighty: My surname is Knight
Yannick (my real name) but with an extreme english accent* - not how it's supposed to be pronounced at all.
*what I mean is how the lot of you would pronounce it.
My full name is Michael John Raible.
I go by "Mikey".
Some people refer to me as "The Michael John"
After playing GTA4 I decided "Mikhail" is superior to "Michael", so I refer to myself as Mikhail when I'm feeling feisty.
My dad often refers to me as "J-dog" or "Meekolino". My dad is an odd man.
On the golf course a golfing buddy of mine refers to me as "Bitterman". It's supposed to sound like the name of some old butler type guy.
"Mikeroonies" is another one of those things that some people refer to me as.
I don't have one, but on occasions, people shorten my name, from Aidan to "Aids", which I don't particularly like.
arne
most people just refer to me by last name in the way local people do.
"c'mere Tighe".
Seanathan....
Doesnt get much gayer then that. :(
Quote from: Floss;1354267On the golf course a golfing buddy of mine
wait a minute, you golf?
how rich are you
I don't have any nicknames. I have had one of my friends refer to me as "AlbinoClock Jesse" to differentiate me from another Jesse before. I thought that was pretty cool.
Jonny, take a guess why
Upper, please don't guess why
I get called by my last name a lot.
Or just Dan, as it's my first name
Andrew by most.
Andy by a select few.
Onorato by some close friends (my last name)
Faggot (the same close friends)
Babe. My mum calls me that and I still can't work out why. I only slept with her once.
i just get called by my first name, some of my more internet savvy friends refer to me as sloth.
well my full name is joe woodrow so my rapper name is j-dub
Jeff is short for Jeffrey
Chambers
Mattyboy
Fuckingfaggot
JesusHChrist
Jesus(hey-zeus)
It gets confusing.
Dan, Danny: obvious nicknames for "Daniel"
Boone: Daniel Boone. Mostly my parents just call me that.
Charlie - It's my name
Char - Yinyang clock is a real big faggot
Charles - my computing teacher is also called charlie and he calls me charles on a regular basis because he is also a faggot
Tizard - that second name thing
Charlie Bravo - Blackmagic's mum calls me that because he is also called charlie.
Quote from: Maddox;1354293wait a minute, you golf?
how rich are you
dont have to be rich to golf buddy
Quote from: I am Spartacus;1354365dont have to be rich to golf buddy
it's a cliche, work with me here
Quote from: Maddox;1354370it's a cliche, work with me here
Yeah so I hear that floss is some sort of rich prick. I hope that works out for him.
Quote from: I am Spartacus;1354381Yeah so I hear that floss is some sort of rich prick. I hope that works out for him.
you're no help at all :(
my name is kyle... too simple.
when i was younger people used to call me by my last name, but everyone is stupid and american and can't even say it so it just turns into some silly "let me purposely pronounce your name wrong a million times because i think it's funny" game.
Comeau
Nasty Nate - a name from HS kickball that was borrowed from Half-Baked. I murdered people on the field.
(The) Hurricane - Given to me while playing poker, partly cause of my hair and partly cause of my playing
Or Nate... Internet nicks include Avo or Fat Head...
Quote from: PepperClock;1354410my name is kyle... too simple.
when i was younger people used to call me by my last name, but everyone is stupid and american and can't even say it so it just turns into some silly "let me purposely pronounce your name wrong a million times because i think it's funny" game.
Comeau
Speaking of last name-calling, kids at school call me "Cooley" a lot, seeing as there are "cooler" (read: smoke more drugs, trick more girls into having sex with them, do stupid shit that could get you expelled, etc.) kids named Daniel.
Quote from: AvocadoClock;1354414Fat Head
yes
I don't have a nickname but I get a lot of "You're an asshole."
Brent-My name. I'm indifferent of/mildly displeased with my parent's choice.
Blue-It stuck in seventh grade for some reason. Something about me wearing blue jeans everyday for four or five years.
EmoBaggins-I am small and have a fringe
cb-People that are internet save
BenjiBucks-Last name thing but its only used by one girl.
Oh yeah my aunt calls me "Sweeny Todd" because I tried to shave my grandpa while taking care of him. My grandpa only let me do half before he started freaking out.
Diego - Real name
Dieguito - as calling "Johnny" to a John
Rob- my name.
Quote from: RoboticOperatingBudyClock;1354478Rob- my name.
your first name, unless pronounced like shit, isn't a nickname, mister :grumpy:
Will: Shortened from william everyone calls me that.
Cil: This ones weird, i have a odd friend who started calling me silly sam because it sounds like william, this was shortened to Sil then to Cil.
Donnie, as in Brasco.
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Take off my boots? You take off your fucking pants huh.
Quote from: Maddox;1354293wait a minute, you golf?
how rich are you
Quote from: I am Spartacus;1354365dont have to be rich to golf buddy
Quote from: Maddox;1354370it's a cliche, work with me here
Quote from: I am Spartacus;1354381Yeah so I hear that floss is some sort of rich prick. I hope that works out for him.
I hit balls I find under the overpass with the bones I dug up from the cemetery.
Bucha by my parents and other few family members, and Tabasco by one friend once.
My given name of Forrest works for most people.
I'm called PC for my more dazed friends because some of my mannerisms resemble a Mac switch commercial.
Casper at work because I'm white and I don't make any noise when I move, often scaring the shit out of people when I go up and talk to them.
Einstein by a group I met in alternative school.
Mr. F by students.
Rabbit - i have "rabbit teeth"
Napoleon. I was a revolutionary mind within my 6th grade classroom and, for whatever reason, it stuck. I don't like it.
Joe.
Why? ITS MY NAME.
Mad Dicks - People like to pick at my last name
Mad Ox - Same shit
Jesse - First Name
JT - First two initials
Chubz - I used to be phat
AngryStudent - The internet world knew me as a comic character I made
Unreal - Oh hai, for some reason a few of my friends insist on calling me that
Pacheco-My last name and the one that everyone says when they refer to me
Luis- my real name (no joke) only my father calls me like that because we are 3 dudes in my family
Quote from: Sandiskman;1354467Something about me wearing blue jeans everyday for four or five years.
lots of people wear blue jeans everyday (me excep[t in summer i might wear jeans cutoffs)
Quote from: Etch A Sketch Wired;1354732Joe.
Why? ITS MY NAME.
fuck yeah joes 4 lyf
None of my peers calls me anything but my last name.
Back when I played football in highschool, they called me squirrely because of my squirrel-like mannerisms on the field. That stuck with me for a couple of years. My defensive coach called me squirrel-bait.
People call me McLovin because I look a lot like the guy from the movie Superbad
Jim
Jimmy
Jim H
Jimmy Hole
Jimbob Noodle Pants
Jimbob
Jimbo
Yames
Jim Jams
Jim Jock
JC
jiggity jog
jog
Jameson
Hole
Yeah pretty much this is what you get if you play football in Australia.
Maxwell, Maximillian or any variation on Max
Son of Boxer
Because its my dad's nickname.
Quote from: AsshatClock;1354984Son of Boxer
Because its my dad's nickname.
if you were a viking, your last name would've been Boxerson, then! :p
pork chop
it's probably not what you think
Let's see...my name is Marc.
Marc WITH A C-Some people call me that because I point out every time someone spells my name wrong
Marc with a K-Sometimes people call me this to piss me off.
Marquitis-By my one friend because we had a class mate with that name
Marky Marc of the Funky Bunch-After the Band
Pua-After the stuffed Pikachu I own named Pua
Pin Clock-People who know about my Flash and being in the CC call me that sometimes
Tom-For some reason, one of my step-brother's friends calls me this, I just reply to him by calling him Jerry.
my boss calls me Humphrey and I have no clue why
Ah yes, and a girl used to call me Parker as I looked like Peter Parker according to her.
well most of my friends call me either Games or Smack
My real name is Kevin.
My close friends call me Captain America 'cause we were bored one day and we all decided we were going to be calling ourselves superheroes for some reason.
My family calls me by my name.
Other people that I know call me Dude or Man.
Everyone else just calls me That One Guy.
oh yeah mc snax
some people call me Little Timmy or just Timmy.
No real reasoning behind the nickname. Some guy didn't know my name and asked me if he could borrow some money and was all like thanks Little Timmy and then it stuck.
Quote from: FIREMAN;1355662some people call me Little Timmy or just Timmy.
No real reasoning behind the nickname. Some guy didn't know my name and asked me if he could borrow some money and was all like thanks Little Timmy and then it stuck.
Tiiiiiiptoooeee trhouuuugh the tuuuulips, with meeeeeEEEEEeeee
EDIT: okay so apparently it's
Tiny Tim. sorry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnjASLYKdA
Quote from: FIREMAN;1355662some people call me Little Timmy or just Timmy.
No real reasoning behind the nickname. Some guy didn't know my name and asked me if he could borrow some money and was all like thanks Little Timmy and then it stuck.
So you lent money to a guy that didn't even know your name? Here's a new nickname for you: idiot.
theRich - because of last name
dasReich - because of last name
Gris/de Gris - because of first name
Real name: Greg
Nicknames: Im mainly called greggy from most of my female friends and I'm called Gregster by my older sisters.
James - standard
Jamie - Family and a few girls
Jarmus/Jalamus - Some indian mates started calling me that and it just stuck since highschool
Jim/Jimmy/JB - ocassional