Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: teh Hamburgler on July 20, 2008, 11:24:38 AM
Post by: teh Hamburgler on July 20, 2008, 11:24:38 AM
Did anyone else here about this? Andy Dick was arrested yesterday for indecent expossure and groping a teenager in public. Obviously he won't be arrested because he is just an attention whore but just think if you were a parent and Andy Dick grabbed your child's balls. OMG you'd be on TV!
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on July 20, 2008, 11:27:22 AM
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on July 20, 2008, 11:27:22 AM
groping as in (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fspamtheweb.com%2Ful%2Fupload%2F210608%2F61453_67.jpg&hash=9c65269d685b99a185878edba4eec85276f7c187) ?
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: teh Hamburgler on July 20, 2008, 11:31:12 AM
Post by: teh Hamburgler on July 20, 2008, 11:31:12 AM
Quote from: CaramelAppleClock;1367420groping as in?
Groping as in pulling a person's balls in a downward motion. I have an instructional video if you'd like to borrow it.
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: WreckingBallClock on July 20, 2008, 11:49:32 AM
Post by: WreckingBallClock on July 20, 2008, 11:49:32 AM
Quote from: Wikipedia;1Public incidentsNope. Also, love his Mugshot.
On December 4, 2004, Dick was arrested for indecent exposure when he "mooned" friends at a local McDonald's. He claims that "getting arrested isn't too bad, since I'm bisexual, I don't have a problem with angry men having sex". Bail was posted the next morning.[citation needed]
In 2005, Dick stirred controversy in Edmonton, Alberta, at Yuk Yuk's comedy club when he dropped his pants and exposed his genitals to the audience. Amid the uproar, he was ushered off the stage and the second night was cancelled.[10]
On December 2, 2006, he angered an audience at the Improv Club in Los Angeles by shouting "You're all a bunch of ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥!" following an improvised set with comedian Ian Bagg. This was a direct reference to Michael Richards' use of the same epithet to insult hecklers two weeks earlier.[11] He later issued an apology through his publicist:
"I chose to make a joke about a subject that is not funny, in an attempt to make light of a serious subject, I have offended a lot of people, and I am sorry for my insensitivity. I wish to apologize to Ian, to the club and its patrons and to anyone who was hurt or offended by my remark." On February 2, 2007, he was forcibly removed during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after repeatedly touching guest Ivanka Trump without her permission. After Dick rubbed Trump's legs and touched her hair, Jimmy Kimmel begged him to behave himself. When Dick asked Trump to "give him a big, fat, sloppy kiss right on the lips" and grabbed her arm, Kimmel called in two security guards. Kimmel and the guards were forced to literally drag an uncooperative Dick off-set. [12] On May 2, 2007, he made another appearance on Kimmel, which began by showing the clip of him being dragged out of his previous appearance, and then wheeled out, Hannibal Lecter-style, on a dolly. Although he exchanged some dialogue and playful "touching" with Kimmel's other guest, Danica Patrick, the show passed without incident.
In July 2007 at the Laugh Factory comedy club in Los Angeles, Dick was in an altercation with former NewsRadio costar Jon Lovitz, who claims that, a year earlier, Dick had approached him at a restaurant and said, "I put the Phil Hartman hex on you; you're the next one to die." Lovitz has alleged that Dick gave cocaine to Hartman's wife Brynn, a recovering addict, causing her to relapse and eventually leading to her mental breakdown some five months later. She shot Hartman in their home, then committed suicide. [13]
In August 2007, Dick was cited by Columbus, Ohio, police for urinating on a sidewalk and a building. During his weekend in Columbus he was reported to be intoxicated during his standup performances and groped patrons at a comedy club. Upon his return to Los Angeles, LA County deputies were called to his residence to respond to a complaint that Dick was throwing beer bottles into his neighbor's yard.
On August 29, 2007, Dick slapped a reporter in the face outside a Los Angeles nightclub.[14]
On July 16, 2008, Dick was arrested in Murrieta, California on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery. He was arrested for allegedly grabbing and pulling down a 17-year-old girl's tank top and bra, thereby exposing her breasts. During a search of his person, police report finding a small quantity of marijuana and one Xanax tablet (for which Dick did not have a prescription) in his front pants pocket.
Yeah... so either this guy is a sex addict, he forgot to go to jail, or he wasn't arrested.
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: beebles on July 20, 2008, 11:52:42 AM
Post by: beebles on July 20, 2008, 11:52:42 AM
seems like a fun fellow
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: teh Hamburgler on July 20, 2008, 11:58:00 AM
Post by: teh Hamburgler on July 20, 2008, 11:58:00 AM
He's funny, but he is an attention whore. Whores are okay in my books
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: CrustClock on July 20, 2008, 12:24:30 PM
Post by: CrustClock on July 20, 2008, 12:24:30 PM
at last, I hope the sodomite gets personally assfucked to death by god himself
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on July 20, 2008, 12:44:44 PM
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on July 20, 2008, 12:44:44 PM
Way to get the story wrong, ndakota.
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: teh Hamburgler on July 20, 2008, 03:04:30 PM
Post by: teh Hamburgler on July 20, 2008, 03:04:30 PM
Quote from: Mangosteen Clock;1367490Way to get the story wrong, ndakota.
What you talkin about
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on July 20, 2008, 03:07:40 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on July 20, 2008, 03:07:40 PM
july 16
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: teh Hamburgler on July 20, 2008, 03:10:12 PM
Post by: teh Hamburgler on July 20, 2008, 03:10:12 PM
I live on the moon were off 3 days get over it
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: rockstar on July 20, 2008, 04:15:59 PM
Post by: rockstar on July 20, 2008, 04:15:59 PM
Thats like when PEE WEE Hermin was jackin it in a porn theater
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: TruncheonClock on July 20, 2008, 04:26:39 PM
Post by: TruncheonClock on July 20, 2008, 04:26:39 PM
haha what
Title: ATTN: Andy Dick Arrested
Post by: AvocadoClock on July 20, 2008, 07:36:09 PM
Post by: AvocadoClock on July 20, 2008, 07:36:09 PM
Oh that's our Andy! Always up to mischief.