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youre being robbed
by me
You're suffering of being a paranoid fuck, go back to bed if you're afraid in the dark.
Ghost molesters. That turns me on.
it's just a mind trick, your body is telling to go and get some rest
zombie ghosts
ghosts made completely of farts
that happens to me any time I have the house to myself. Houses creak and settle all the time, could be that.
It's actually your split personality (who is Brad Pitt) moving the door whenever you are asleep.
you should become emo, it gets you more attention
Quote from: Maddox;1368042you should become emo, it gets you more attention
HUH?
Quote from: godclock;1367990ghosts made completely of farts
Good point with further research on the internet i found out that ghosts truly are made of farts.
Ignoring every comic fact that have been told in this thread.
your house actually Squeaks and Creaks because of the coldness of the ambient, when things are hot they expand, when they cold they contract, when they contract they make that annoying sound
Now you can go to sleep in peace
I remember when Digital Lemon heard weird noises from outside his house and he posted a thread about it, and after he said he was going to check it out and he didn't come back for a while we pretended he was dead.
i'm in your house
i'm going to kill you when you fall asleep
Quote from: THORCLOCKTHORCLOCKTHORCLO;1372617i'm in your house
i'm going to kill you when you fall asleep
fwocka-fwocka-fwocka-fwocka
Quote from: Maddox;1372618fwocka-fwocka-fwocka-fwocka
It's a gun, frank.
A gun that shoots swords.
Quote from: THORCLOCKTHORCLOCKTHORCLO;1372619It's a gun, frank.
A gun that shoots swords.
Shockingly this wasn't the most I'm a edgy teen thing that happened in World War Hulk.
Quote from: Dr. Horrible;1372620Shockingly this wasn't the most I'm a edgy teen thing that happened in World War Hulk.
everything in World War Hulk was I'm a edgy teen
Quote from: Quickstop;1367933WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: PropagandaClock;1372632
that's pretty rad
put on your robe and wizard hat
Quote from: DWARFINATORClock;1372767put on your robe and wizard hat
Well I would say hello to the robber and they would say hello would you like to play Dungeon Keeper that is not a two player game I would say I know they would say but I thought I could play it and you could watch well that doesn't sound like much fun I would say so they would say well I could go to my own house and we would play it over the internet that sounds more like it I would say and then they would leave and then I would lock all my doors and windows and turn on the stove