http://www.drugfree.org/teenbrain/
jajahahahha how cute
I'm not any of those.
I guess I'm the perfect child. Or just normal, I dunno.
I died a little inside.
I'm like, totally the rebellious.
I always go like: "Dont tell me what to do -slam-"
Let me guess, they all Skateboard
I HATE YOU! Can I haves dah 20 dollurs 2 see duh nu BATMAN. HEETHE LEJUR IS SOOOO HAWT!
lyk, whatevaaa
Quote from: Courgette;1371086I'm like, totally the rebellious.
I always go like: "Dont tell me what to do -slam-"
Hi, I haven't seen you in a while :)
I AM VERY CONSERNED WIT MY TEEN HERE!!!!
Everybody knows that all teenagers have personality disorders.
FUCK EVERYBODY
Moooooooooooom, everyone who's coool is coming to the party tonight. I HATE YOU FUCK YOU DIE IN HELL!
FUK YUO GUYS IM POSTIN ON CLOKKCREW
Oh and I hate it when my mum is like: COUR THATS TOO REVEALING!! and Im like SHUTUP BITCH YOU DONT OWN ME!! and shes like: YOUR GROUNDED!! and Im like: WHATEVER IM GOING OUT ANYWAY SKANKBAG.
I was irritable + sleep deprived back when i was a teen
I had no idea friends could be more important than FAMILY. FUCK YOU ASSHOLES I'M GOING ON SKYPE TO TALK WITH COOL PEOPLE.
So, my mom called me and she was like "Come on we're going to grandma's" and I was all like "Fuck you, she's going to dies soon anyways" and my mom was like "You disrespectful little prick!" and I was all like "Your going to die soon too you old shitbag!"
I'd say I'm probably irritable and sleep-deprived. I think that's probably a common combination, especially among emo kids. Not that I'm one.
how i control my wacky teen??? hes so weird!!!!!!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarky
I am the lazy kind of teen. Why isn't there a lazy teen?
IT'S TOO WEIRD MAN...IT'S JUST TOO FUCKING WEIRD
Quote from: BunnyClock;1371119I am the lazy kind of teen. Why isn't there a lazy teen?
Cuz thts 2 brin man
im 2 cul 4 scul mom ur just 2 old & gay u old cunt u cnt tel me wut 2 do
So my mom was like "You're not seing your boyfriend" and I was like "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME WE'RE IN LOVE" so I slammed the door and left!
Quote from: BunnyClock;1371119I am the lazy kind of teen. Why isn't there a lazy teen?
:this:
Also, I'm sleep deprived, minus the overscheduled part.
Furthermore, this page makes all teens look like emo faggots. Oh wait...
So my dad is like "YOU LOUSY SLUT, I FOUND CUM ON YOUR PANTIES" and I was like "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD YOU DO NOOOT UNDERSTAND ME! HE SAID HE LOVED ME FOREVAAAAAAAA!"
HE HAD SEX WITH ME CUZ LOVED ME I said, and Mom said NO THAT BOY WAS JUST USING U, and I was like NO HE RLY LOVED ME
Shit, Tabasco, you got it first.
MOM YOUR A FAT CUNT WHO'S ONLY MAD CAUSE YOUR JEALOUS CAUSE I CAN GET A MAN IN BED AND YOU CAN'T! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! BURNED!
Also I bet parents will think this applies to everyone.
Quote from: also called maddox;1371106sleep deprived back when i was a teen
same.
Quote from: AirPumpClock;1371180Shit, Tabasco, you got it first.
Wait, I did the HE LOVES ME first D:
Or are we talking about the sex part because yes, Tabasco made that joke first.
so i told my mom dat i wuz preggerz, and she was all liek "u slut i told u 2 b carfull" and i wuz liek "silly ill just get an abortion" and she was liek "no u got urself into dis its ur responsibilty" and i wuz liek fu bitch im gonna go get sum kfc. moms, amirite?
i luv mah sel fone
min is smaler den urs
Oh my god did you guys hear? That girl with thar huge titz got pregged? LOLOLOLOL wut a whore. Give me your cell phone numbas so I can text you and talk about that total cutie in our something class.
Quote from: Trip;1371198Oh my god did you guys hear? That girl with thar huge titz got pregged? LOLOLOLOL wut a whore. Give me your cell phone numbas so I can text you and talk about that total cutie in our something class.
u dont understand im in luv :(
Quote from: Jam;1371199u dont understand im in luv :(
shut up slut ugly bitch whore poopy face cunt hurhurhurhur
also i love rap music but i can't listen to it cause my dad smacks me when i do
Quote from: Trip;1371202shut up slut ugly bitch whore poopy face cunt hurhurhurhur
also i love rap music but i can't listen to it cause my dad smacks me when i do
omg ur such a rebel
Quote from: Jam;1371204omg ur such a rebel
i know right? now get me a muffin cause im tha boss and ur mah bitch
Quote from: Trip;1371205i know right? now get me a muffin cause im tha boss and ur mah bitch
sur have another mufin u fat bich
MTV is a genuinely good network.
Let's dance to bad music because good music if for old people.
Quote from: Trip;1371209Let's dance to bad music because good music if for old people.
HANNAH MONTANA AND HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL YEAH AWESOME SHIT
also FUCKIN people do FUCKIN things FUCKIN every FUCKIN Saturday FUCKIN night usin FUCK is FUCKIN cool FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKED THAT BITCH
This website is I'm a edgy teen on so many levels, but what I find the most astounding is that the generation gap between teenagers and their parents is now so huge that parents need a website to tell them that they're teens are acting normally.
I guess it really is true: when you grow up, you might as well have never been young at all.
"Boy, I don't get what's wrong with my child. Instead of talking with them or being involved in any way, I'll look up my child's behavior on a website made by clueless adults!"
Quote from: Trip;1371209Let's dance to bad music because good music if for old people.
oink
Also, on a related topic:
Johnathan says:
gay
ONIONATOR says:
papi
Johnathan says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y03t___STz0[/url]
Johnathan says:
ok?
Johnathan says:
thats the score i got without the fc
Johnathan says:
all on [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y03t___STz0[/url]
Johnathan says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y03t___STz0[/url]
Johnathan says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y03t___STz0[/url]
ONIONATOR says:
Fuck, I hate Guitar Hero.
Johnathan says:
its weird
Johnathan says:
why though
ONIONATOR says:
>:{(
ONIONATOR says:
>:C
Johnathan says:
wanna get hacked?
Johnathan says:
i said why
Johnathan says:
writing a 9 hr message
Johnathan says:
so srowwry
ONIONATOR says:
It's because it requires nowhere near as much effort or skill as real guitar.
Johnathan says:
actually
ONIONATOR says:
There's no room for artistic creation.
Johnathan says:
i play both
ONIONATOR says:
Well, surely you've found that real guitar is harder.
Johnathan says:
not by to much
ONIONATOR says:
At the very least, you can write new stuff with a real instrument.
Johnathan says:
you can hack guitar hero
Johnathan says:
than create
ONIONATOR says:
Yes, but you only have five notes to choose from.
Johnathan says:
hack more
Johnathan says:
god
Johnathan says:
watch a video i have and tell me guitar is harder
ONIONATOR says:
At least with a guitar you can just pick it up and play it. If you're going to go to the effort of hacking Guitar Hero, you might as well just play the song on a real guitar.
Johnathan says:
not an imposswibly made one
ONIONATOR says:
You don't need electricity to play a guitar.
Johnathan says:
wrong stupid
Johnathan says:
amp mother fuck
ONIONATOR says:
There is such a thing as an acoustic guitar, you know.
Johnathan says:
acoustic is gay banjo is better
ONIONATOR says:
Electric guitar is a soulless machine.
Johnathan says:
yep
ONIONATOR says:
But not as soulless as Guitar Hero.
Johnathan says:
awsome soulless machine
ONIONATOR says:
Why, just because you can use a few effects?
Johnathan says:
a few more than acoustic and you can play louder and make fun of acoustic mother fucks
ONIONATOR says:
Maybe, but an acoustic guitar just sounds better.
Johnathan says:
explain
ONIONATOR says:
There's more quality to the sound.
Johnathan says:
its softer music for pussies
ONIONATOR says:
You're just saying that because you can't appreciate anything that doesn't permanently damage your hearing.
ONIONATOR says:
I don't hate electric guitar.
Johnathan says:
i actually have good hearing
ONIONATOR says:
Do you want to keep it?
Johnathan says:
theres alot of chrisses in earnscliffe
ONIONATOR says:
I actually like a lot of songs with electric guitar.
Johnathan says:
like
ONIONATOR says:
It's just that I prefer music with meaning and a message over music that you just listen to because it isn't for pussies.
Johnathan says:
theres messagers over rock music to
Johnathan says:
like one by mettalica
Johnathan says:
how bout that
ONIONATOR says:
Also: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWncI51ggH8[/url]
ONIONATOR says:
I listen to rock music.
Johnathan says:
or evan byob
ONIONATOR says:
I just listen to different rock than you. Less mainstream stuff.
Johnathan says:
b.y.o.b
Johnathan says:
b.y.o.b.
ONIONATOR says:
About that link, who's the pussy now?
Johnathan says:
b.o.o.b
Johnathan says:
you
ONIONATOR says:
NINE INCH FUCKING NAILS MOTHERFUCKER
Johnathan says:
fine there ok
ONIONATOR says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0u0AG_floQ&feature=related[/url]
Johnathan says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h-c-VqEdOo&feature=related[/url]
Johnathan says:
try rush than
Johnathan says:
thats solves are problems
ONIONATOR says:
Also, AMVs are fucking terrible.
ONIONATOR says:
Rush is good. I'll agree with that.
Johnathan says:
i know its better quality music most the time
Johnathan says:
i saw them live...
Johnathan says:
there the best
Johnathan says:
how bout this pizza is ownage
Johnathan says:
now you can't disagree
ONIONATOR says:
Is it good pizza?
Johnathan says:
its up to you
Johnathan says:
i forgot thats what the problem is
ONIONATOR says:
Iadmit that Ihaven't heard much Rush.
Johnathan says:
tom sawyer or limelight are good
ONIONATOR says:
But I like what I have heard of them.
Johnathan says:
mettalica is great
Johnathan says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3Az7JPZ6ZA[/url]
Johnathan says:
that system of a down
ONIONATOR says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jup5G0meTm4[/url]
ONIONATOR says:
that Nirvana
Johnathan says:
good enough
Johnathan says:
ew
Johnathan says:
why would i do that to you
Johnathan says:
lol
ONIONATOR says:
lol
ONIONATOR says:
lollerskates
Johnathan says:
yep
ONIONATOR says:
rofflecopters
Johnathan says:
exactly what i did with the halo kill types
Johnathan says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waqxiOIPeOc[/url]
ONIONATOR says:
This is perfectly relevant to the conversation: [url]http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=77461[/url]
Johnathan says:
i'm not old faggot
Johnathan says:
jking'
Quote from: Topcatyo;1371212"Boy, I don't get what's wrong with my child. Instead of talking with them or being involved in any way, I'll look up my child's behavior on a website made by clueless adults!"
Well you can make everything sound like a bad idea mister.
Wait, staying up late and waking up at noon+ is bad?
FUUUUUUCK.
i am sleep deprived and uncommunicative am i a teen
Quote from: Coal;1371359i am sleep deprived and uncommunicative am i a teen
Why of course!
What the fuck
so yeah my mom was all liike "mikey clean up your room" and i was all like "shut up you ugly whore" but she kept talking and talking so i beat her to death with a baseball bat.
Quote from: Jam;1371477Why of course!
It all makes sense now!
Well that was gay, why can't they remeber when they were kids?
Quote from: i am envelopeclock;1371729so yeah my mom was all liike "mikey clean up your room" and i was all like "shut up you ugly whore" but she kept talking and talking so i beat her to death with a baseball bat.
hahahahaha
Quote from: A Lonely, Sad,Old Man;1371735Well that was gay, why can't they remember when they were kids?
The generation gap: The farther someone's age gets from 24, the more they lose the ability to relate at all to the next generation.
Ex: Many critics panned
Bonnie & Clyde for it's violence when it was first release, while one critic defended the movie for its edginess and its willingness to push boundaries. Later on, the same critic saw
Fight Club, and panned that film for its content.
Humans naturally prefer to remember the better parts of our childhood more clearly than the badder parts, which causes us to create a much glossier view of our teenage years than they actually were. Because of this, parents end up becoming their parents and lose the ability to fully relate to their child's attitude, because they genuinely can not remember acting like that: to them, it might as well have never happened.
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1371485What the fuck
It's a website. It's aimed at parents with teenage sons and daughters and is designed to help them cope with them.
Heyyy guys hand me a cigarette I smoke sometimes I'm not addicted to it I smoke at parties only I can't get addicted to smoking I guess! You're supposed to inhale?? Eww! Heyy guys I liike to talk about that one time I got drunk and I'll tell you all about it even though it was just me sitting there drunk it's still a great story right guys?
I find it funny how quickly this thread went from making fun of the site to making fun of teenagers.
I find it funny how quickly this thread became unfunny.
I want to have sex with The Silent One.
my kids sad! time to see what the internet says on how to make him happyyyyy
It's the middle of the day in China.