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Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TorchClock on July 30, 2008, 10:52:28 AM

She was a girl.
Can I make it anymore obvious?

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: PimpClock on July 30, 2008, 10:54:10 AM

No you can't, I get the idea.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Bigglesnoots on July 30, 2008, 10:54:38 AM

then they had sex and died of AIDS. the end

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: PowerGloveClock on July 30, 2008, 10:59:11 AM

Quote from: TORCHIC;1374008She was a girl.
Can I make it anymore obvious?

he raped & killed her then ate her face off and shot himself in the head and everyone lived happily ever after the end

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Asshatclock on July 30, 2008, 10:59:44 AM

He was a punk.
She did ballet.

what more can I say ?

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TeddyBear on July 30, 2008, 11:01:55 AM

He wanted her.
She'd never tell.
Secretely she wanted him as well.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: AbsintheClock on July 30, 2008, 11:08:10 AM

She was a fishmonger,
He was a proctologist.
It was love at first smell.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: RobClock on July 30, 2008, 11:15:15 AM

wasn't this thread already made in the upstanding gentleman's club?

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Biblo on July 30, 2008, 11:16:56 AM

he wz a sk8r boi she sed cya l8r boi
he wznt gd enf 4 er
nw hz a sprstr slmn n z gtr
2 sho prty faic jst wht shz wrf

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: GearBoxClock on July 30, 2008, 11:19:05 AM

He went and got AIDS
She slept with him
Now their both dead because of him.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TorchClock on July 30, 2008, 11:20:25 AM

omg u gys ur mssin da sng up

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Biblo on July 30, 2008, 11:22:39 AM

vrllvn.cm

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on July 30, 2008, 11:45:02 AM

This thread is made of fail and lose.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: AMPEEEM on July 30, 2008, 11:46:34 AM

he was a lamb
she was an ol bag
he ate her kitchen rag

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: BreadfruitClock on July 30, 2008, 11:53:17 AM

He was I obvious.
Make was it girl.
Can a she a anymore boy?

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on July 30, 2008, 11:54:20 AM

WHY THE LONG FACE

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: iPodClock on July 30, 2008, 12:01:24 PM

HEY HEY YOU YOU

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: AMPEEEM on July 30, 2008, 12:09:15 PM

he was ugly
she was ugly
time to lower your expectations

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Bigglesnoots on July 30, 2008, 12:30:11 PM

he was actually deaf SO SHE STOPPED SINGING THE GODDAMN SONG SHUT THE FUCK UP

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: GearBoxClock on July 30, 2008, 12:32:26 PM

He was a she
She was a he
Nobody real gave a fuck.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 30, 2008, 01:06:28 PM

?suoivbo eromyna ti ekam I naC
.lrig a saw ehS
,yob a saw eH

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TorchClock on July 30, 2008, 01:50:43 PM

I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Randy Pearson on July 30, 2008, 04:40:25 PM

I AM HIJACKING THIS SHITTY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!

TV PARTY TONIGHT!

TV PARTY TONIGHT!

TV PARTY TONIGHT!

TV PARTY TONIIIIIIIIGGHHT!!!!!!

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Pissed-on Clock on July 30, 2008, 04:43:52 PM

He made a thread.
She posted on it.
Now nobody likes them.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Flounderpa on July 30, 2008, 05:27:07 PM

I don't get it

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Slurpee on July 31, 2008, 12:58:10 AM

started making trouble in my neighborhood

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: EnvelopeClock on July 31, 2008, 01:00:54 AM

she was a small town girl.
he was a city boy.
they took the midnight train going anywhere.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Randy Pearson on July 31, 2008, 06:28:19 AM

Quote from: Slurpee;1374508started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said
"You're livin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 07:03:32 AM

Just a Small Town Boy

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 07:03:42 AM

Born and Raised in Soutthhh Detrroooit

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 07:04:01 AM

he took the midnight traaain goin' aaaanyyywhereeeee

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 07:04:15 AM

Just a small town Girrrl

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 07:05:28 AM

Livin' In a lonelyyy worrllddd

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 07:05:43 AM

She took the midnight Traaiiin goin' annnyyyywhereeeee

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Exclamation Mark on July 31, 2008, 07:58:16 AM

A singer in a smokey roooooooooooooooooom

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Exclamation Mark on July 31, 2008, 07:58:51 AM

The smell of wine and cheap perfume

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Exclamation Mark on July 31, 2008, 07:59:49 AM

For a smile they can share the night

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Exclamation Mark on July 31, 2008, 08:00:00 AM

It goes ooooooooooooon and oooooooooooooon and ooooooooooooooon

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Bigglesnoots on July 31, 2008, 08:55:20 AM

Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1374643you all ruined this thread with a terrible mix of sex and aids jokes.

you can't ruin something bad.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 09:14:45 AM

My story starts the day they said "she can't be found"

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 09:15:04 AM

the news so dark, heart stopped, stood silent without a sound

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 09:15:24 AM

It's over, she's finished, mother lies with your father and sister too

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 09:15:34 AM

Cold-blooded, they suffered, shot down by the outlaws after you

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 09:16:17 AM

Soorrrrrrrrow swaaaaaaallllloooows mah scrreeeeaaaaams

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 09:16:29 AM

Strength of the world!

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 09:16:37 AM

is on my shoulders

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 09:17:11 AM

Strength of the world!!

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 09:17:16 AM

is on my side

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: ArgoonKlok on July 31, 2008, 09:58:08 AM

Tiiiihiiihiihiiiime

is on my side.

Yes it is.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: EnvelopeClock on July 31, 2008, 02:20:30 PM

TRAPPED IN PURGATORY
A LIFELESS OBJECT ALIVE
AWAITING REPRISAL
DEATH WILL BE THEIR ACQUITTANCE

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: LuigiClock on July 31, 2008, 02:48:49 PM

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 02:57:45 PM

Quote from: TyrannosaurusRexClock;1374739TRAPPED IN PURGATORY
A LIFELESS OBJECT ALIVE
AWAITING REPRISAL
DEATH WILL BE THEIR ACQUITTANCE

THE SKY IS TURNING RED
RETURN TO POWER DRAWS NEAR
FALL INTO ME, THE SKYS CRIMSON TEARS
ABOLISH THE RULES MADE OF STONE

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 02:59:21 PM

RAINING BLOOD
FROM A LACERATED SKY
BLEEDING ITS HORROR
CREATING MY STRUCTURE
NOW I SHOW REIGN IN BLOOD!

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on July 31, 2008, 02:59:53 PM

BAAAWWWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWWWyaaaawwwnwnnnnn NBABABBBBBBABAAAAAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW OOOWAAAHHhHWHHAHWWANANNNNNNN

*Crazy Guitar Solo*

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: LuigiClock on July 31, 2008, 03:09:40 PM

Here they are standing in a row

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:41:19 PM

now i don't know why i came here tonight

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:41:28 PM

i got the feelin that something aint right

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:42:03 PM

i'm so scared incase i fall of my chair

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:42:25 PM

and i'm wondering how i'll get down the stairs

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:42:33 PM

clowns to the left of me

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:42:58 PM

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rotheblog.com%2Fimages%2Fmovies%2Fd_movies%2Fjoker_wizardfull.jpg&hash=6c84f14cf5f048e23abb45ac4f8c972b2332f3aa)(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rotheblog.com%2Fimages%2Fmovies%2Fd_movies%2Fjoker_wizardfull.jpg&hash=6c84f14cf5f048e23abb45ac4f8c972b2332f3aa)jokers to the right

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:43:26 PM

here i am

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:43:35 PM

stuck in the middle with you

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:43:52 PM

Yes I'm

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:44:04 PM

stuck in the middle with you.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:44:20 PM

And i'm wondering what it is i should do

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:44:32 PM

it's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:44:42 PM

losing control

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:44:50 PM

yah i'm all over the place

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:45:08 PM

clowns to the left of me,

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:45:15 PM

jokers to the right,

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:45:24 PM

here i am stuck in the middle with you

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:45:46 PM

here let me just fix that ear ok thx

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:45:54 PM

Well you started out with nothing

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:46:05 PM

And you're proud that you're a self made man

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:46:21 PM

And your friends they all come crawling

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:46:34 PM

slap you on the back 'n say

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:46:39 PM

PLEAAAAASEEEEE

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:46:48 PM

PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEE

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:47:07 PM

Trying to make some sense of it all

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:47:41 PM

but I can see that it makes no sense at all

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:47:53 PM

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:48:13 PM

'Cos i don't think that i can take anymore

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:48:26 PM

clowns to the left of me.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:48:32 PM

JOKERS TO THE RIGHT

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:48:41 PM

here i am

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:48:47 PM

stuck in the middle with you

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:49:06 PM

well you started out with nothing

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:49:22 PM

and you're proud that you're a selfmade man

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:49:35 PM

and your friends they all come crawling

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:49:50 PM

slap you on the back 'n say,

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:50:02 PM

PLEAAASSSEEEE

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:50:09 PM

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASEEEEEEEE

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:50:19 PM

WELL I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAME HERE TONIGHT

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:50:34 PM

I GOT THE FEELING THAT SOMETHIN' AINT RIGHT

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:50:46 PM

I'M SO SCARED INCASE I FALL OF MY CHAIR

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:50:58 PM

AND I'M WONDERIN' HOW I'LL GET DOWN THE STAIRS

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:51:10 PM

CLOWNS TO THE LEFT OF ME

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:51:20 PM

JOKERS TO THE RIGHT.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:51:29 PM

here i am, stuck in the middle with you.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:51:40 PM

yes im, stuck in the middle with you

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:51:48 PM

stuck in the middle with you.

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2008, 03:56:16 PM

ok we've finished the thread with a good song

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: beebles on July 31, 2008, 06:04:06 PM

I've exposed your lies, baby
The underneath's no big surprise
Now it's time for changing
And cleansing everything
To forget your love

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: beebles on July 31, 2008, 06:04:27 PM

My plug in baby
Crucifies my enemies
When I'm tired of giving
My plug in baby
In unbroken virgin realities
Is tired of living

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: beebles on July 31, 2008, 06:04:49 PM

Don't confuse
Baby you're gonna lose
You're own game
Change me
Replace the envying
To forget your love

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: beebles on July 31, 2008, 06:05:08 PM

My plug in baby
Crucifies my enemies
When I'm tired of giving
My plug in baby
In unbroken virgin realities
Is tired of living

Title: He was a boy,
Post by: TwistClock on August 01, 2008, 11:54:39 AM

Should be Goldmined

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