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Title: Would you get married in a Storm Trooper outfit.
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2008, 10:19:49 AM
y/n?
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Post by: CaramelAppleClock on August 04, 2008, 10:21:14 AM
nay
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Post by: PirateClock on August 04, 2008, 10:25:29 AM
n
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Post by: Losperman on August 04, 2008, 10:33:32 AM
No way, Vader all the way.
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Post by: salt on August 04, 2008, 10:40:13 AM
n
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Post by: SwirlberryClock on August 04, 2008, 11:03:32 AM
n, y?
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Post by: Slurpee on August 04, 2008, 11:05:59 AM
I could probably be talked into it, but only because it's funny.

if I was the only one dressed as a star wars character and everything else was just regular, or if the entire reception was decked out like the 501st, including grandparents, children, and pets.
but if it was just like 2 or 3 people it wouldn't be funny. or maybe it would I don't know I started finding it hilarious as soon as I typed that. like everybody accidentally wandered into a gay storm trooper wedding and just went along with it lmao.


I'm not even a huge star wars fan, but I find giving the impression that I am is funny enough to keep doing it. I'd also probably do a babylon 5 or possibly a world of warcraft wedding. all painted green with huge assed troll tusks hanging out my mouth fuck yeah haha

edit: I hope I'm still immature enough to find these things funny when I'm actually ready to get married because goddamn I would be rad.

edit2: ^^ or if it was just me, and like 2 or 3 people in the audience who were also storm troopers hahahaha like my family just has storm troopers by trade
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Post by: Kidney BeanClock on August 04, 2008, 11:07:04 AM
As long as I was the only one wearing a costume.
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Post by: Steve on August 04, 2008, 11:08:49 AM
Quote from: Losperman;1376580No way, Vader all the way.
actually i was thinkling vader would be the vicar
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Post by: Pin Clock on August 04, 2008, 11:09:25 AM
n
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Post by: Topcatyo on August 04, 2008, 01:17:41 PM
Only if the ring-bearer was Yoda and the priest was Vader (while still wearing the collar).
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on August 04, 2008, 01:37:04 PM
i'd rather be a tie pilot, much more badass
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Post by: BlackberryClock on August 04, 2008, 01:37:30 PM
Marriage is serious business, so no.
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Post by: zl on August 04, 2008, 01:38:49 PM
Quote from: BlackberryClock;1376663Marriage is serious business, so no.

pff

see if I marry you :(
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on August 04, 2008, 01:40:00 PM
oh boy star wars fad i want in on this
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Post by: INoodleClock on August 04, 2008, 02:36:09 PM
If it was one of the Endor suits, and we could ride off on a Speeder. My friend has an ST outfit.
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Post by: Steve on August 04, 2008, 02:39:51 PM
Quote from: Darth Lincoln;1376664pff

see if I marry you :(
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by: RobClock on August 04, 2008, 02:41:03 PM
not a chance.
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Post by: Heliopios on August 04, 2008, 02:44:14 PM
Yes
















No
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Post by: Losperman on August 04, 2008, 02:46:11 PM
Quote from: Abe Gravewalker Jr;1376596actually i was thinkling vader would be the vicar

Well my wife and I had a huge plan for a Star Wars wedding (although we would never have gone through with it). I would be Obi-Wan, and the groomsmen would be Jedi (and maybe a Han Solo). The whole thing is supposed to be secret, so everyone else thinks we're in robes because it's a "nature based" ceremony. The priest is in a black hood and robe.

Then, when the wedding march begins to play, the last note of the intro thing actually starts the first note of the Imperial March. Then the bride, as Darth Vader, comes through the door escorted by the Emperor (her dad actually looks like the Emperor), and followed by a rose tossing C3P0 (wouldn't be as cool with everyone else in front) and a ring bearing R2-D2, and then all of the bridesmaids as Storm Troopers. Then we would all bust out our lightsabers/blasters and fight. And the priest is supposed to be Darth Maul, but hidden until Vader comes out.

So... yeah. :ohboy:
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Post by: Steve on August 04, 2008, 02:50:38 PM
:nerdgasm:
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Post by: salt on August 04, 2008, 02:51:05 PM
Quote from: Abe Gravewalker Jr;1376704:nerdgasm:

sorry lospy but




yeah



: /
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Post by: Losperman on August 04, 2008, 02:54:35 PM
Quote from: Salt the hpst33;1376706sorry lospy but




yeah



: /

:ohboy:
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Post by: hibiscus on August 04, 2008, 03:10:58 PM
Quote from: BlackberryClock;1376663Marriage is serious business, so no.
Exactly.  

I'd rather look like...................... :this:
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Post by: Marlin Clock on August 04, 2008, 03:43:11 PM
You'd rather look like a giant sperm cell?
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Post by: AMPEEEM on August 04, 2008, 03:52:51 PM
Nah, Im not a star wars fan.

I'd be dress up as Solid Snake for my wedding, though.
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Post by: Loki Clock on August 04, 2008, 03:54:42 PM
Yeah, I don't really like Star Wars, so not unless my fiancée was dead set on it.
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Post by: patriotclock on August 04, 2008, 03:58:37 PM
n
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Post by: INoodleClock on August 04, 2008, 04:07:38 PM
Quote from: AMPM MAN;1376723Nah, Im not a star wars fan.

I'd be dress up as Solid Snake for my wedding, though.

Lawl, Snake and Meryl medding ftw. Mantis giving the service.
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Post by: Biblo on August 05, 2008, 05:13:47 AM
Quote from: INoodle;1376735Lawl, Snake and Meryl medding ftw. Mantis giving the service.

SOMEONE hasn't played Metal Gear Solid 4... _poogle_

Also, if I had a Star Wars wedding it'd have to be exactly like the end of Episode IV. CREDITS INCLUDED!
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on August 05, 2008, 05:24:48 AM
LOLOLOL
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 05, 2008, 10:24:14 AM
I would go as a bantha.
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Post by: Kombucha on August 05, 2008, 10:28:10 AM
I would dress as Princess Leia.
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Post by: SirClock on August 05, 2008, 03:57:10 PM
If any of you faggots dress like your favorite video game or anime stars in your wedding I'll be sure to run over your congregation with a tractor mower.
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Post by: Steve on August 05, 2008, 03:58:47 PM
star wars isn't either of those :3
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Post by: Blue on August 05, 2008, 04:03:14 PM
I got married in a chapel... I doubt we could have fit both families in a storm trooper outfit.
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on August 05, 2008, 04:22:01 PM
BADUMTSHH
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Post by: TequilaClock on August 05, 2008, 04:40:54 PM
Uhhh
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Post by: hibiscus on August 06, 2008, 11:24:14 PM
Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1376719You'd rather look like a giant sperm cell?
That garment is called an uchikake.  It's used for wedding ceremonies.

If worse comes to worse, I can settle for a normal, iridescent white dress.
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Post by: RangerClock on August 07, 2008, 02:44:52 AM
It would depend on three things...

1. If the girl I'm marrying want me to.
2. If I've watched the original trilogy any time soon.
3.  How currently smashed I am at the time.
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Post by: hibiscus on August 07, 2008, 02:38:56 PM
Quote from: SirClock;1377151If any of you faggots dress like your favorite video game or anime stars in your wedding I'll be sure to run over your congregation with a tractor mower.
Good luck with that.  You'll have to find us first. :p
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Post by: VirusClock on August 07, 2008, 02:40:33 PM
If it was a costume of a homosexual pink fairy, then yes.
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Post by: AirPumpClock on August 07, 2008, 05:43:00 PM
NO
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Post by: teh Hamburgler on August 07, 2008, 09:34:20 PM
If I were a storm trooper I would, because I would want to show up at a wedding covered in blood and sweat. If any one objects I pull out my fucking laser gun or whatever and shoot them.
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Post by: Chef Clock on August 07, 2008, 10:13:34 PM
Maybe, if she was really into star wars. But then I'd be a little worried about her obsession with Luke.