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Arts & Leisure => Gaming & Technology => Topic farted by: Topcatyo on August 16, 2008, 03:10:32 PM

Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: Topcatyo on August 16, 2008, 03:10:32 PM
ffffffffffffff stop fucking cheating game >:(
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: TequilaClock on August 16, 2008, 04:28:42 PM
Im going to win! Oh whoops I didnt
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: Flounderpa on August 16, 2008, 04:29:43 PM
Wizpig sure is a bitch
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: Pin Clock on August 16, 2008, 05:01:26 PM
SILVER COINS AND WIZPIG

Fuck them both.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: Topcatyo on August 16, 2008, 05:03:09 PM
Hey!  I'm winning!  Oh wait, here comes a turn...
Oh, hmm, eight place.  How fun.

Question: Do bananas make you faster in the game?  Because if not I really see no other point to collect them.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: Topcatyo on August 16, 2008, 05:03:58 PM
Well done, kid!  Now go back and see if you can collect eight silver coins from each track and still win!

Hey, no, fuck you!
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: MasterClock on August 16, 2008, 05:15:43 PM
The difficulty never seemed to bother me when I was younger.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: Topcatyo on August 16, 2008, 10:15:24 PM
Oh, hmmm, I'm racing a dragon.  I'm cool with that.  What's that you say?  He's a lot faster than me?  Alright.  He leaves fireballs for me to fly into?  Okay.  He get's a head start, you say?
Hm.
Well, you see, game,
FUCK YOU
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on August 16, 2008, 10:48:01 PM
I want to fuck Wizpig in the ass so he'll shut the fuck up.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: peyoteclock on August 16, 2008, 10:58:17 PM
Quote from: MasterClock;1383415The difficulty never seemed to bother me when I was younger.

you realize the game is relatively new?
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: Topcatyo on August 16, 2008, 11:07:53 PM
Quote from: peyote;1383586you realize the game is relatively new?
It was released in 1997.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: TequilaClock on August 16, 2008, 11:16:05 PM
Quote from: peyote;1383586you realize the game is relatively new?
Hi guys I am 9 years old.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: Asshatclock on August 19, 2008, 03:03:25 PM
they make it seem so easy on youtube.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: PepperClock on August 20, 2008, 10:53:52 PM
I played this game with my best friend all the way up to wizpig, at which point my friend ended up breaking the game. (with good reason)
That boss is fucking I'm a edgy teen!
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: AMPEEEM on August 26, 2008, 12:56:59 PM
This game used to severely beat the shit out of me. I know as a fact I got past the first Wizpig encounter, though.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: patriotclock on August 31, 2008, 01:05:39 PM
Quote from: MasterClock;1383415The difficulty never seemed to bother me when I was younger.

Yea I kicked ass when I was 8 don't be such a bitch.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: SnakeClock on September 06, 2008, 02:20:43 PM
Man, and I could plow through it like it weren't no thing. What's the deal with kids these days? Halo has made them soft.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: Flounderpa on September 06, 2008, 02:29:18 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1397287Man, and I could plow through it like it weren't no thing. What's the deal with kids these days? Halo has made them soft.
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Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: GearBoxClock on September 06, 2008, 02:49:42 PM
I hate how the AI always cheats in racing games.

Fuck you Blue Turtle Shell, and Fuck you WizPig
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: Poltergeist on September 06, 2008, 02:51:35 PM
Diddy Kong is a fucking shitty character and the game is mediocre at best anyway it's like Mario Kart with even less lovable characters with I'm a edgy teen mechincs.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: TequilaClock on September 06, 2008, 02:53:26 PM
Also the JOINTVENTURES or however the fuck code never worked.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 08, 2008, 10:25:20 AM
The last race against wizpig is FUCKING RIDICULOUS AHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHHGHGHGHHGHGHGHHGAGHG

(I've replayed it recently)
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: SnakeClock on October 08, 2008, 10:58:00 AM
This thread is making me want to replay the game since I actually loved it and are of the opinion that you're all just huge wussies.
Title: Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 21, 2008, 05:38:45 PM
I only rented it a few times. Never got to wizpig, if they hadn't changed so much and just done a normal direct port I might of bought the DS version.
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