do the one where triangle visits his psychologist and he explains to him his bizarre behavior as overcompensating for his classical self-confidence issues
I sure love me some Zombie Lincoln
*shuffle shuffle*
haha
priceless
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1385728just got back from chilling with a girl sup clockcrew
Just because your mom got pregnant at the age of 12 doesn't mean you you you you hey Triangle whats up
hey guys just woke up chillin with a girl sup
hey gyus chillin with a girl
shes 2 years old and related to me but we're definitely chillin
oh hey clockcrew
do the one where he is angry on the internet
I really like your comics, keep it up man.
best web comic ever.
at least we got rid of ampm
hey guys just woke up chilling with Gary Glitter sup
just got back from a job interview with a girl sup clockcrew
just got done eating a sandwich with a girl sup clockcrew
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1385835shes 2 years old
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Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1385728just got back from chilling with a girl sup clockcrew
ey nigga
YOUR SWEET BUT YOUR JUST FOUR FEET AND YOU STILL GOT YOUR BABY TEETH
oh triangle can troll but he cant stop whining when he gets trolled
ZL's comics are funny and most of these posts aren't but ZL's comics are funny enough to make the thread worth reading anyway. :D
second one was my favourite. Please make more.
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Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1385970lil unruly faggots
ie : you
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1385994see look even when i try to turn the thread back to its original topic (the comics) this dumb kid has to try to derail it all over again
fuck you, zombie lincoln making a comic would be the only thing to get this thread back on topic not by blaming others for derailing the thread.
Δ
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1386010"fuck you" real mature
trolling everyone real mature
I think we should stop turning this into a trolling clusterfuck and just continue to admire ZL's comics!
:D
Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1386025Feeling the need to post that you just hung out with a girl is a pathetic attempt to look macho and "cool" on a internet forum.
and what derailed the thread in the first place.
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1386035no what derailed the thread was the subsequent 20 posts of people saying "she was 2 years old right"
well what do you expect when you, a known troll posts something so incredibly stupid and easily exploitable?
everything you post is stupid kodiak JEJEJEJE
just got back from chilling with a girl sup clockcrew
Quote from: Steven Hyde;1386042just got back from chilling with a girl sup clockcrew
nm just got back from chilling with a girl
hey guys just got done eating some cheerios with a girl
sup guys i just got done having gay homo sex with a guy
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1386050
a young rosie odonnel
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1386062floppy disk: chubby kid
me: not
point me
Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1386063heh if it makes you feel better
Fascinating dialog! :D
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1386059yea nothing is wrong with this picture
ZombieLincolnJr (2:24:52 PM): the nose to mouth length on clam freaks me out and the ear angles are fucked
ZombieLincolnJr (2:24:57 PM): floppy looks like a regular guy to me
going to have to agree on that one thank you zljr.
also well timed fucked up ears
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Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1386070you're the one running in here trying to come up with reasons why girls wouldnt find me attractive. guess you're the one who needs to feel better about yourself because you're not the one going out and interacting with people in real life
with girls not just with people with girls
you guys are so mean
kiss and make up!
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1385690Only after it fully realizes how much he truly dislikes and disrespects it.
lmao
triangle u thjink u r so cool.
im better looking than both of you so shut it
TRIANGLE CLOCK IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO SPENDS ALL HIS TIME ON THE INTERNET WITH A REAL LIFE.
Yeah, last mongay I overdosed (about 100 caplets) on gaylenol (not very smart, and it's a very gayful way to die). I was in the emergay room for about 4 hours, and in the IGU (intensive gay unit) for about 2 gays. After that, they transfered me over to Oswegay Mental Heath for my agayaphobia and chronic depression on last wednesgay. Right now they have me on Gaynax and Gayapro, for my depression and gayxiety.
My liver is doing fine, but I won't be able to gay ever again nor take any form of asspirin/gaylenol. I also found out that I have gayabetes, but I can live with it. Anyway, just letting you gays know that I'm doing gayer now.
Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1386092I went to Central London today where I had alot of fun with a male friend.
After a while we decided to walk to South Bank and sat down on a bench and talked about stuff and got "close" to the friend.
What I got out of this post
I like your comics Zombie Lincoln. Please keep making them.
Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1386101Clever use of cutting out text Patriot.
Thanks.
itt clam defends his real life ego at all costs even if it means attacking the smallest and dumbest of insults
noone here is being the "bigger man" you all suck
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1386117this entire post is based on one picture of myself at my cottage with my family excuse me for not getting all dressed up in fancy clothes and fixing my hair. i didnt realize i would be judged by fat children
post the one of you playing badminton
I LIKE YOUR COMICS ZOMBIE LINCOLN. I HOPE YOU MAKE MORE.
haha what a mess
badminton does rule. i might play for my college team
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1386125nothing is wrong with my pictures so troll away
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patriot i don't think you can make fun of anyone's appearance
that looks more like a beer belly tbh
Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1386138I don't need to even compare you to anyone you ugly piece of shit.
Uh oh! Rosie's throwing one of her famous hissy fits!
You guys need to learn how to look on the bright side of life. :cool:
The CURRENT state of the CLOCK CREW (1 2 3 ... 12 13 14)
TriangleClock
nobody gets more ass than patriotclock
Quote from: HandBanana;1386175nobody gets more ass than patriotclock
its true i had mono from getting so much hot action last week
its my curse
posting in this thread
Quote from: GreyClock;1386200posting in this thread
helo
Quote from: SirClock;1385887at least we got rid of ampm
You have no regard for other people's emotions.
ALSO I really cannot tell if you guys know how to tell when others aren't being serious
Haha this thread
lol
wow I never knew so many people hated Triangle
Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1386092Firing blank accusations to someone who you know nothing about is also pathetic, I went to Central London today where I had alot of fun with Both a female and male friend.
Our day started when we met at Bromley South train station and got a train to London Victoria, from then we got a train to London Bridge and walked to a Subway to get a bite to eat as neither of us had eaten any breakfast and it was about lunch time. The male friend had to leave as he got a call from his father that someone in his family got in a accident and so he went home. So after that we went to a tube station (cant remember which one) and got the train to Convent Garden where we browsed music stores and the accasional clothing store. After a while we decided to walk to South Bank and sat down on a bench and talked about stuff and got "close" to the female friend I rang up some friends who was also in London and we decided to meet up and go drinking by the pier at south bank so after about 3 hours of drinking we decided to go home as it was starting to rain.
just got back from chilling with a girl sup clockcrew
fucking kids
Hey for what it's worth: I made this thread because I love triangle and I thought it was funny, not to invite this sort of nonsense.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1386213Hey for what it's worth: I made this thread because I love triangle and I thought it was funny, not to invite this sort of nonsense.
I like Triangle too hes funny why would anyone hate him
Man, I really can't tell if you guys are being serious or not
that's what I get for taking every flame war like this one tongue-in-cheek
the comics were amazing though
someone needs to explain who the fuck triangle is
Quote from: President Michael Wilson;1386233someone needs to explain who the fuck triangle is
franklin g hamilton
Quote from: President Michael Wilson;1386233someone needs to explain who the fuck triangle is
http://www.clockcrew.cc/clockopedia/triangleclock
I still don't know what the fuck he is supposed to be so im going to assume he's a giant douche
Quote from: President Michael Wilson;1386233someone needs to explain who the fuck triangle is
I love n00bs who wonder into a thread and get angry that they don't know anything cos they're a n00b :splat:
Quote from: President Michael Wilson;1386233someone needs to explain who the fuck triangle is
lewl
Your clock evolved into a Triangle Clock
Triangle Clock learned troll
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Shucks I missed the part where people were actually discussing the comics :(
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1385673
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1385680
Reposted because you guys forgot what this thread was about.
Also, fighting on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still I'm a edgy teen.
Quote from: Piston;1386342Also, fighting on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still I'm a edgy teen.
why does every person who thinks they're a fucking zen master repost this shit
Quote from: President Michael Wilson;1386349why does every person who thinks they're a fucking zen master repost this shit
TROLL TROLL TROLL
EDIT:
I googled it and I didn't realize how many people use it, my apologies for that. My friend told me that at school, so I really didn't know about it.
Quote from: Piston;1386350TROLL TROLL TROLL
EDIT:
I googled it and I didn't realize how many people use it, my apologies for that. My friend told me that at school, so I really didn't know about it.
nClock][9000+] #
LOOK IM BLACK NOW
what did you just get the internet like last week or something
hahah the first comic is pretty good
Quote from: just got back from chilli;1386352nClock][9000+] #
LOOK IM BLACK NOW
what did you just get the internet like last week or something
atleast he knows what a google is so he's not a complete moron
I emphasize complete
Quote from: just got back from chilli;1386352what did you just get the internet like last week or something
No, I just don't go around searching for memes and things that other people say to repost them and pretend you guys never heard of it. I'm not going to say a stupid, overused thing if I knew it was stupid and overused.
Quote from: Piston;1386356No, I just don't go around searching for memes and things that other people say to repost them and pretend you guys never heard of it. I'm not going to say a stupid, overused thing if I knew it was stupid and overused.
just stop posting
Man, you guys are all such horrible people. :(
Hey, remember when this thread was good 7 pages back?
Quote from: Topcatyo;1386373Hey, remember when this thread was good 7 pages back?
it got good around page 2
YOU ARE ALL CHILDREN AND SHOULD GO TO BED
Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1386138
I don't need to even compare you to anyone you ugly piece of shit.
Wow this is the big e-badass makin fun of me all the time?? damn this brings things to perspective >w<
Quote from: Piston;1386342Also, fighting on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still I'm a edgy teen.
Nice quote from 4chan.
Quote from: TequilaClock;1386401Nice quote from 4chan.
holy hsit it's like you dont even know how to read posts
old news nig
That's not from 4chan. I don't know where it's from but it was tired in the Clock Crew before 4chan even existed so.
Quote from: TequilaClock;1386401Nice quote from 4chan.
Just because you've seen it before on the internet doesn't mean it originated from 4chan, Jesus.
I thought the first comic was extremely funny because i can see triangle in a fit of bad-assery actually saying something like that.
You never cease to impress me Zombie Lincoln! Keep up the good work!
Quote from: Topcatyo;1386414Just because you've seen it before on the internet doesn't mean it originated from 4chan, Jesus.
when the fuck did I say it was
Why is everyone fighting :(!! Also, why do people hate Triangle so much? So what if he's a dick. It's fun having him around.
Quote from: President Michael Wilson;1386435when the fuck did I say it was
I clicked the wrong quote button, my bad.
as much of a dick as triangle can be, he is pretty funny
Quote from: Snake Plissken;1386441Why is everyone fighting :(!! Also, why do people hate Triangle so much? So what if he's a dick. It's fun having him around.
Hes too good at it and he pisses all the fags off.
Quote from: Slurpee;1386412That's not from 4chan. I don't know where it's from but it was tired in the Clock Crew before 4chan even existed so.
I could swear I saw it in one of those motivation poster things. Eh.
Quote from: TequilaClock;1386452I could swear I saw it in one of those motivation poster things. Eh.
Quote from: GINGERBREADCLOCK;1386454
Ah I see. Maybe SomethingAwful or other place. Bah whatever.
it's old and forgotten
its not really something to worry about
Quote from: PatriotClock;1386451Hes too good at it and he pisses all the fags off.
actually he doesnt piss me off im just filled with hate
Quote from: President Michael Wilson;1386459actually he doesnt piss me off im just filled with hate
the hatred developed from getting booted from the ss and coming here?
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1386479ps. got back from a movie (w/ girl :D:D:D)
I bet she was a REAL DOLL EH???
Quote from: SeedClock;1386476the hatred developed from getting booted from the ss and coming here?
I was never a member of the ss, fool.
I did troll there for a few days
I just had my hair combed for nits by a girl.
It hurt. :(
What are you guys talking about I love triangleclock
i wish harmony would come back, he was always fun to troll.
lolol floppys touchy
Quote from: TequilaClock;1386452I could swear I saw it in one of those motivation poster things. Eh.
I don't think funny motivational posters came from 4chan either :(
sup
Hey there Dwarfy. I just got back from a restaurant. There was a girl there.
oh hey guys
♥just got back from chilli
ng with a girl sup clockcrew
Quote from: just got back from chilli;1386694♥just got back from chilli
ng with a girl sup clockcrew
Not much. Just, you know. Getting laid regularly. And being a little better than all of you.
this thread is top dollar
phoonees
Floppydisk is pretty ugly. :\
Triangle is a cutie.
just came back from hanging out with a clockcrew sup girl
Quote from: Steven Hyde;1386867Triangle is a cutie.
I think he's one handsome individual!
Triangle is just an ugly pimple-faced little cretin who needs the internet to help himself feel secure
but not floppydiskclock
You know what this reminds me of?
and all yall hatas dat sayin i aint for real fuck all yall/ no vasilene
Quote from: Two Weiner Bill;1386868just came back from hanging out with a clockcrew sup girl
You usually annoy me beyond belief but that was actually pretty funny.
Quote from: Two Weiner Bill;1386868just came back from hanging out with a clockcrew sup girl
Win
guys i just got back from the movies with a couple of guys and girls whats up?????
Quote from: Cosmo Penopolis;1386349why does every person who thinks they're a fucking zen master repost this shit
It's even more sad that people have to repost it again and again.
:grumpy:
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1387009um
clam i thought we were buds why u gotta be bustin mah chops nig
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1387019watch ur words busta
damn
i aint no busta, busta :(
:hi5:
hey clam, haven't talked you you guys in a looooooooong while
still supporting splitting the zl op from the topic and goldmining it.
Edit: first 2 comics.
Do em again.
Wouldn't want the trust fund to run out, WOOOOOOOOOOULD WEEEEEEEEEE
her dad's just angry because he hates gays
At that rate that girl's not getting married until her dad croaks.
Or she kills him. Either way he dies.
I Like this thread.
golmine this here` thang
her dad wants some lovin too he is jealous
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1387077i dont see where gay people factor in to this story at all.
you
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1387314that seems to go against what i said about banging her soo i guess ill take my word over yours
i would take your ass virginity but its long gone
clam your sexy i wanna stick my cock in that ass
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1387322you can not
i was gonna just ease it in inch by inch like a gentleman.
i have some of the ky lube that heats up you know the kind
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1386122haha what a mess
You ass. I went 10 pages through this thread hoping for more Triangle Funnies.
just got back from killing bears sup clockcrew
Quote from: STEPHEN COLBERT;1387333just got back from killing bears sup clockcrew
# 1 Threat:
Bears
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1387340grow up
come on let me get up in them guts
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1387346im a top not a bottom it will never happen give up now
well you can ride on me dick all reverse cowgirl and shit.
Just an FYI I took a huge dump like a minute ago. It was great. I can totally relate to the situation.
Quote from: Two Weiner Bill;1387347well you can ride on me dick all reverse cowgirl and shit.
You are rubbish.
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1387350no you dont understand. i stick my dick into girls. dicks do not get stuck into me.
you need to man up and come out of that closet already so we can confess our gay love
Quote from: Coal;1386077lmao
I'm glad someone appreciated that haha
this threads still going on? i stopped trolling pages ago
This is the most horrible thread that I have ever read.
Quote from: Mentos Clock;1387431This is the most horrible thread that I have ever read.
I loved your clock day flash :)
Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1387442From what I remember you stopped trolling when we all insulted you about over horrible looks.
Really Rosie? I don't recall this let me read through it again.
Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1386138
I don't need to even compare you to anyone you ugly piece of shit.
This post you mean?
I'm sorry but being called ugly by a little fat kid who likes like Rosie O'Donnell is hardly insulting.
Seriously you should consider a diet, as you get older you'll only get worse.
I hope this thread gets closed soon D:
Quote from: Clam quoting Henry Rollins;1387384ive heard that theres a publication in san fransisco which ive never seen, its apparently a bisexual publication called 'Anything That Moves'
That's awesome as hell.
:cheeef:
:cop:
:cowboy:
:work:
:capn:
This is the only thing that is close to the mailman.
Seriously we need a mailman and a guy in leather with all the studs and chains.
Edit: it is not a mailman it is an army guy but he is in a brown uniform. I do not remember all the village people.
:army:
Wow you went though all the effort to do that? You're pretty easy to piss off then cool. I've done my job.
Oh I was wrong sometimes he is a guy in green camo, sometimes he is a navy officer. We still need a guy in leather though.
Guys noone cares about how ugly you both are.
WE NEED TO COMPLETE THE VILLAGE CLOCKS.
Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1387470Who are we missing?
The guy with the leather and studs.
guys i'm not mad you're mad
I support the initiative to finish the Village Clocks emoticons.
Gave it a shot.
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Quote from: Radio;1387482Gave it a shot.

That works perfectly, noice.
Thanks, took about 20 minutes.
This thread has mutated beyond recognition, it should be humanely purged.
True beyond belief.
Quote from: Radio;1387482Gave it a shot.

I'd give it the standard clockface and its perfect.
my
PENOR
is gynormus!
dude triangle was gonna come out of the closet on cnn holy shit
When I read this thread's title, I remembered drawing this:
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EDIT: Also, Turtlesoup is god. Turtlesoup for mod.
Quote from: TequilaClock;1387535I'd give it the standard clockface and its perfect.
Thought of doing that, but then the body chains didn't show as well and it just made it all clustered and messy.
Quote from: Radio;1387585Thought of doing that, but then the body chains didn't show as well and it just made it all clustered and messy.
If you make the clock smiling it wouldn't cover up the chains.
At first I was like "Chains?" because I thought that it was a pic of a cop with sideburns and some stubble.
PS: Purge this thread.
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Better?
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tell him to cut the mullet