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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: GrandfatherClock on August 29, 2008, 04:21:12 PM

Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: GrandfatherClock on August 29, 2008, 04:21:12 PM
Hey baby,

OK this is a proper contest thingy.The contest is a simple caption contest, try to keep it under 10 words. Image number 1:

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Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: TwistClock on August 29, 2008, 04:22:18 PM
Image Number 1:
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: GamblerClock on August 29, 2008, 04:23:38 PM
big black motherfucking black person
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: PimpClock on August 29, 2008, 04:29:04 PM
104573
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Professor Lord Remmington on August 29, 2008, 04:32:30 PM
Fried Chicken refrence.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: TwistClock on August 29, 2008, 04:32:32 PM
for the mother land!!!!1
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2008, 04:35:31 PM
i am a success in life.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: HitchhikerClock on August 29, 2008, 04:48:30 PM
His ears are the sexiest ears in the world.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: PaperClipClock on August 29, 2008, 05:04:33 PM
"Aw man i just spilled a ton of fried chicken everywhere!"
"huh?"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: PowerGloveClock on August 29, 2008, 05:11:50 PM
"I am a rapper"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: DNAClock on August 29, 2008, 05:24:42 PM
"Yes, I shave my eyebrows... and my vagina"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: INoodleClock on August 29, 2008, 05:27:28 PM
"50 Bars" or "Guess Who's Back"

('Track' name and album name).
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Losperman on August 29, 2008, 05:47:48 PM
"I'm sorry, Miss Jackson! I am for reaaaaaal!"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: TequilaClock on August 29, 2008, 05:53:37 PM
The order.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: RobClock on August 29, 2008, 06:01:20 PM
"nigga"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: ToiletRollClock on August 29, 2008, 06:05:57 PM
One more jackson in prison and the next'll be free.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: INoodleClock on August 29, 2008, 06:11:47 PM
"Busted Rhymes"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: PecanClock on August 29, 2008, 06:35:33 PM
Justice
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: TruncheonClock on August 29, 2008, 08:56:11 PM
lol black people
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: The Spoiler on August 29, 2008, 09:08:46 PM
Making Up for O.J Simpson
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Pube Carville on August 29, 2008, 10:10:18 PM
Wow you still exist? I thought you joined a Greenday tribute band or something useless like that.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: OcarinaClock on August 30, 2008, 12:14:27 AM
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: TwistClock on August 30, 2008, 05:36:16 AM
Holy shit Im Tripping out
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Biblo on August 30, 2008, 05:38:40 AM
"Negros: Only 49c"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: TwistClock on August 30, 2008, 05:40:14 AM
"Oh Oh God no Please stop no oh god"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: GreyClock on August 30, 2008, 06:36:52 AM
nonexistent
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: frozennn on August 30, 2008, 07:17:53 AM
Quote from: Steven Hyde;1391888"I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD"
"I'M HOPING YOU'RE DEAD"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: AstronautClock on August 30, 2008, 07:47:47 AM
"I'm going to the candyshop" (males only)
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: WreckingBallClock on August 30, 2008, 08:54:40 AM
No don't mean no.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: GrandfatherClock on August 30, 2008, 04:13:57 PM
Quote from: INoodle;1391710"Busted Rhymes"

This one probably wins, my fault for choosing a bad picture i guess. Ok round two:

Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Losperman on August 30, 2008, 04:17:10 PM
Quote from: GrandfatherClock;1392181

Flustered by the excitement of the latest Darknut attack, Link pauses to take a hit of that sweet chronic.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: AstronautClock on August 30, 2008, 04:17:32 PM
" I like to suck it"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: ToiletRollClock on August 30, 2008, 07:28:13 PM
Finest weed in the shire.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: AMPEEEM on August 30, 2008, 07:31:26 PM
SKRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: RobClock on August 30, 2008, 07:31:42 PM
"smack is wack but wacks the smack so wack off whenever you like"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: HitchhikerClock on August 30, 2008, 07:51:53 PM
kids today and their fucking tacked together clothing and shit.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 30, 2008, 08:10:32 PM
Feeling remorse for a life of violence, Link turned to religion. He is now happy to be a Rastafarian.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: OcarinaClock on August 30, 2008, 08:25:31 PM
"Hylian Haze: The Best shit in Hyrule."
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: AMPEEEM on August 30, 2008, 08:31:47 PM
Quote from: Duke Nukem Clock;1392248"smack is wack but wacks the smack so wack off whenever you like"

Actually, The Nostalgia Critic said this, so its not allowed
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: PowerGloveClock on August 30, 2008, 10:21:06 PM
Quote from: GrandfatherClock;1392181This one probably wins, my fault for choosing a bad picture i guess. Ok round two:

"dats sum good shit nigga"
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Flounderpa on August 30, 2008, 10:29:33 PM
best pot in Hyrule since 1980
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: HitchhikerClock on August 30, 2008, 10:34:46 PM
*POT JOKE*
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 31, 2008, 12:13:51 AM
Do you remember Woodstock, man? It was, like, far out... man.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2008, 01:31:19 AM
im a fuckling girl faggots
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: INoodleClock on August 31, 2008, 01:24:23 PM
"If all else fails, use fire."

(Quote from Zelda II on the NES).

What do I gets for winning the first round? :D
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: WreckingBallClock on August 31, 2008, 01:24:53 PM
Man... my pits smell weird...
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: DNAClock on August 31, 2008, 05:54:00 PM
Forget about the pot he is wearing a fucking corset.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: GrandfatherClock on September 01, 2008, 03:03:08 PM
It appears that none of you are funny, so onto round 3:

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Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 01, 2008, 03:40:57 PM
Quote from: GrandfatherClock;1393231It appears that none of you are funny, so onto round 3:
NOW PRESENTING THE MOST GLORIOUS CHAIR IN ALL THE WORLD
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Losperman on September 01, 2008, 04:01:39 PM
Quote from: GrandfatherClock;1393231

Gentlemen.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Pube Carville on September 01, 2008, 04:10:39 PM
Quote from: GrandfatherClock;1393231It appears that none of you are funny, so onto round 3:


Your asshole, everyone has had a turn in it.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Kidney BeanClock on September 01, 2008, 04:37:56 PM
fart fart fart fart poop
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: WreckingBallClock on September 01, 2008, 05:49:04 PM
Why don't you go ahead and have a seat? (Chris Hanson style.)
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: ToiletRollClock on September 01, 2008, 05:50:52 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, the lord almigh- shit, where's he gone?
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 01, 2008, 05:52:42 PM
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR PORNO STASHES, WORLD LEADERS, YOU WILL PAY THIRTY TRILLION DOLLARS TO ME, THE INVISIBLE MAN!
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Heliopios on September 01, 2008, 05:52:47 PM
OUR NAME BRAND CHAIR HAS BUILT IN SPOTLIGHTS FOR EPIC SITS
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Beret on September 01, 2008, 05:57:30 PM
sit down asshole.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: PowerGloveClock on September 01, 2008, 06:47:07 PM
Quote from: Losperman;1393261Gentlemen.
lol
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: ToiletRollClock on September 01, 2008, 08:26:03 PM
Fuck you Dracula!
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: ActionClock on September 01, 2008, 10:27:02 PM
chair.
Title: GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 01, 2008, 10:33:21 PM
Your ass will never feel this good again.