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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: WreckingBallClock on August 31, 2008, 10:37:21 PM

Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: WreckingBallClock on August 31, 2008, 10:37:21 PM
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php

So yeah... this theory is flawed in so many ways, mostly because that their theory is based upon the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD IN A SINGLE CONSPIRACY IN IT FOR MONEY, and is backed by the day old WELL ITS POSSIBLE BECAUSE YOUR SIDE CANT BE PROVED NETHER DUM DUM.

Everything that can possibly be a way to disprove the world isn't flat is either in on the conspiracy, or needs solid proof.

Also, Antarctica doesn't exist...
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: HitchhikerClock on August 31, 2008, 10:39:54 PM
let stupid be stupid
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: TequilaClock on August 31, 2008, 10:40:11 PM
It can be proven, satellites. Also, whatever.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: Isison on August 31, 2008, 10:40:26 PM
I dont know about the world, but my girlfriend is flat.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: HitchhikerClock on August 31, 2008, 10:41:10 PM
Quote from: Isison;1392904I dont know about the world, but my girlfriend is flat.
budump TISH
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: TequilaClock on August 31, 2008, 10:42:20 PM
Quote from: Isison;1392904I dont know about the world, but my girlfriend is flat.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: PowerGloveClock on August 31, 2008, 10:43:23 PM
the world is a cube duh
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 31, 2008, 10:53:28 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1392909the world is a cube duh

No, it's a cylinder, with a constantly-shifting surface. That's why it always looks like a sphere from space. Also, it's always turning so that one of the circular faces is facing the astronauts.

EDIT: Also, this looks like an excellent opportunity for a raid. Those of you who are interested, get in contact with me on AIM.

EDIT EDIT: Ohohoho you almost had me there. This forum is obviously fake.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: PowerGloveClock on August 31, 2008, 10:55:21 PM
Quote from: ONIONATOR;1392917No, it's a cylinder, with a constantly-shifting surface. That's why it always looks like a sphere from space. Also, it's always turning so that one of the circular faces is facing the astronauts.
um no lol it's cube
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: TequilaClock on August 31, 2008, 10:55:50 PM
Its a fucking icosahedron, shut the fuck up.
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on August 31, 2008, 10:57:31 PM
Quote from: Mung Daal;1392921Its a fucking icosahedron, shut the fuck up.
it's a fucking polyhedron
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 31, 2008, 10:58:05 PM
The earth is a 1-sphere.
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on August 31, 2008, 10:59:39 PM
THE EARTH IS A LIE
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: HitchhikerClock on August 31, 2008, 11:01:48 PM
what's an earth
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: PowerGloveClock on August 31, 2008, 11:02:58 PM
Quote from: HitchhikerClock;1392934what's an earth
yuor mother
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 31, 2008, 11:03:59 PM
Quote from: HitchhikerClock;1392934what's an earth

Beats me. I think it's some sort of kitchen appliance.
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on August 31, 2008, 11:10:22 PM
Quote from: ONIONATOR;1392938Beats me. I think it's some sort of kitchen appliance.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: Loki Clock on August 31, 2008, 11:18:05 PM
Quote from: ONIONATOR;1392929The earth is a 1-sphere.

The sad thing is, I was about to say THA ERTH IZ A 4-SPHUR but then I remembered that many people think that's actually plausible.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: billiardball-1 on August 31, 2008, 11:20:28 PM
Actually, the Earth is hollow and we live on the inside. Things become smaller as they move toward the center of space so there appears to be a large amount of it.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: Loki Clock on August 31, 2008, 11:27:30 PM
Quote from: UbuntuTimeKeepingDevice;1392953Actually, the Earth is hollow and we live on the inside. Things become smaller as they move toward the center of space so there appears to be a large amount of it.

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Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 31, 2008, 11:40:10 PM
The Earth is growing on a giant tree. Get on AIM, Loki.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: WreckingBallClock on August 31, 2008, 11:41:45 PM
Quote from: ONIONATOR;1392917No, it's a cylinder, with a constantly-shifting surface. That's why it always looks like a sphere from space. Also, it's always turning so that one of the circular faces is facing the astronauts.

EDIT: Also, this looks like an excellent opportunity for a raid. Those of you who are interested, get in contact with me on AIM.

EDIT EDIT: Ohohoho you almost had me there. This forum is obviously fake.

The forum isn't fake, or so they say. What's fake?

Also, astronauts are fake, because the moon landing is fake, and they are all part of the conspiracy.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 31, 2008, 11:49:17 PM
Quote from: Drake Bell;1392961The forum isn't fake, or so they say. What's fake?

Also, astronauts are fake, because the moon landing is fake, and they are all part of the conspiracy.

Actually, I admit that I signed up and started posting anyway, and it does appear that they're serious about it. This thread misled me with its obviously flawed logic. It appears that the FE'ers are all in a paranoid state of denial.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: PolyhedronClock on August 31, 2008, 11:57:01 PM
I thought this was a thread based on the what-if question, "What if the world was flat?". Oh well, still worth a nice read.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: WreckingBallClock on August 31, 2008, 11:57:42 PM
I'll sign up as Jack Thompson.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 01, 2008, 12:15:10 AM
Quote from: Drake Bell;1392966I'll sign up as Jack Thompson.

Meet you there. I'm Atheist Antagonist and I'm already making a complete ass of myself.

NOTE TO PROSPECTIVE RAIDERS: Read their FAQ thoroughly before posting there. If you don't, they will shun you.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: The Spoiler on September 01, 2008, 09:04:33 PM
This looks like fun. I can't wait to explain how tides work (there are two simultaneous high tides on opposite sides of the earth). I'd love to see them try and make up some bullshit theory.

Look out for someone named 'Jules Verne' (because Journey to the Centre of the Earth contains an equally bullshit theory of the earth)
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 01, 2008, 10:26:00 PM
Jules Vern was a sci-fi author, not a scientist :grumpy:
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Post by: CD Clock on September 02, 2008, 12:10:07 AM
uh i think its a joke guys and you're all stupid for falling for their trap
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Post by: RobClock on September 02, 2008, 07:00:45 AM
those guys make the church of Google look brilliant.
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Post by: GearBoxClock on September 02, 2008, 07:08:29 AM
Maybe I should sign up. I'm already an ass here.
Title: So it turns out that the world is flat...
Post by: WreckingBallClock on September 02, 2008, 01:55:27 PM
Quote from: Mechanus;1393469This looks like fun. I can't wait to explain how tides work (there are two simultaneous high tides on opposite sides of the earth). I'd love to see them try and make up some bullshit theory.

Look out for someone named 'Jules Verne' (because Journey to the Centre of the Earth contains an equally bullshit theory of the earth)

Tides are caused by tilting of the Earth. Ever find all of your stuff rolling to one side of the room? NO?! Oh, well then... these "tides" must be created by the government conspiracy for our monies then.

@Marlin: Well, L. Ron Hubbard was a sci-fi writer, and now he's a god. Go figure.