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Title: So I let my girlfriend out of kitchen today, and she.......
Post by: Isison on September 07, 2008, 07:45:08 PM
Bought an ipod touch for 299. Oh fuc...........

I had to say "that's nice", and I promise myself to turn off all internet and cable news source this week at home, so she won't know about her stupidity.
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Post by: TorchClock on September 07, 2008, 07:46:15 PM
Isision, what the fuck?
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Post by: Munglai on September 07, 2008, 07:46:34 PM
you don't have a girlfriend
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Post by: SnakeClock on September 07, 2008, 07:50:39 PM
You don't have a kitchen.
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Post by: LambdaClock on September 07, 2008, 07:50:48 PM
your girlfriend is porn and a hand

you bought the ipod after making home cooking you sick what the fuck isison
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Post by: Kodiakclock on September 07, 2008, 08:01:29 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1398219i came here to post exactly this
stop making shitty threads
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Post by: Isison on September 07, 2008, 08:06:55 PM
Quote from: Two Weiner Bill;1398225stop making shitty threads

i came here to post exactly this
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Post by: SnakeClock on September 07, 2008, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: Isison;1398229i came here to post exactly this

Don't take credit for other people's wit. :wiebel:
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Post by: SnakeClock on September 07, 2008, 09:15:11 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1398280there was nothing witty about the shit he quoted

I know, which shows his pathetic standards for theft... or his poor sense of irony. :p
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Post by: SnakeClock on September 07, 2008, 09:27:51 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1398287or that isison is dumb and has never made a good post

Yeah, true. I do usually overthink these things. :p
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Post by: Il Duce on September 07, 2008, 09:27:56 PM
What the fuck is wrong with the iPod touch?
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Post by: SnakeClock on September 07, 2008, 09:28:55 PM
Quote from: Phantom Renegade;1398293What the fuck is wrong with the iPod touch?

Nothing, except it will make Isison's "girlfriend" literate and educated, and he won't have anyone to make him pie and give him handjobs all day.

By "girlfriend", I of course mean his mother.
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Post by: DNAClock on September 07, 2008, 09:33:20 PM
Quote from: Phantom Renegade;1398293What the fuck is wrong with the iPod touch?
New generation of Ipods is being showed on tuesday... supossedly.
 
http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/06/supposed-ipod-nano-4g-really-unboxed/
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Post by: Il Duce on September 07, 2008, 09:35:59 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1398294Nothing, except it will make Isison's "girlfriend" literate and educated, and he won't have anyone to make him pie and give him handjobs all day.

By "girlfriend", I of course mean his mother.

It can't make you literate if you can't read.
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Post by: SnakeClock on September 07, 2008, 09:35:59 PM
Hey look, it's an iZune Nano.

Quote from: Phantom Renegade;1398306It can't make you literate if you can't read.

The Touch has some surprisingly useful apps...
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Post by: SeedClock on September 07, 2008, 09:42:45 PM
isision is going to be royalty soon
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Post by: DNAClock on September 07, 2008, 09:43:12 PM
bada bing! http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/05/ipod-nano-4g-leaked-in-actual-factual-really-real-spy-photo/
 
Some people say they look fake... some people say they look real... I think Steve Jobs and his friends wouldn't miss a chance to unveil a new set of ipods so the average idiot replaces his last year ipod with a brand and shiny new super stylin' piece of overpriced shit.
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Post by: SnakeClock on September 07, 2008, 09:44:15 PM
Quote from: lazydoctor;1398316bada bing! http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/05/ipod-nano-4g-leaked-in-actual-factual-really-real-spy-photo/
 
Some people say they look fake... some people say they look real... I think Steve Jobs and his friends wouldn't miss a chance to unveil a new set of ipods so the average idiot replaces his last year ipod with a brand and shiny new super stylin' piece of overpriced shit.

Too right. My next MP3 player is a Sansa, and I'm only getting it because my last MP3 player exploded.