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Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: Flounderpa on September 13, 2008, 09:50:45 PM
The time of the year when I get eaten by mosquitoes, fleas and any other parasite that drinks someone else blood to survive, and to make it even worse it's the worst time thay can came, It's fucking hot outside, even on the night and when I I go to sleep I can't because it's fuckng hot so I need to open the Window and what happens? they fucking ate me alive. any backup plan?
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 13, 2008, 09:53:00 PM
Do you live in Australia or the surrounding area?
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: Flounderpa on September 13, 2008, 09:56:39 PM
Quote from: weenie roast;1402720central air conditioning
To expensive
Quote from: ONIONATOR;1402722Do you live in Australia or the surrounding area?
In that part of the world is Winter, That means a no
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1402723your window doesnt come with a screen similar to that of a screen door?
no When I came to this new house I saw that inmy room the screen was missing
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: joliet_jane on September 13, 2008, 09:58:59 PM
I've noticed a huge increase in insect activity myself.  Good to know I'm not just seeing things.  I guess we'll just have to wait for it to pass.

I've seen a lot more anthill around these past 2 weeks.  I try to break them open if I'm walking past them.
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: Flounderpa on September 13, 2008, 10:03:02 PM
Quote from: joliet_jane;1402728I've noticed a huge increase in insect activity myself
actually I'm not seeing the Insects myself, I just wake up dizzy for the blood lose and a body full of insect bites that are itchy and annoying
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: SnakeClock on September 13, 2008, 10:51:26 PM
Get a mosquito net, Chowder.

They've slowed down up here. Their peak time is July.
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 13, 2008, 11:02:01 PM
Dizzy from blood loss? I think if you're dizzy in the morning something much worse is wrong with you.

Think about it, people give a pint of blood on blood drives and don't feel dizzy at all. Mosquitoes at the most hold much less than a milliliter of blood.
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: Flounderpa on September 13, 2008, 11:49:45 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1402784vampires
well that might explains the reason why the bites are simetricaly away one of another, you know two bites here and two bites there
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: buttplug on September 13, 2008, 11:55:09 PM
Well maybe you could remove a screen form a window that has one, but you never open. Then insert that screen into your bedroom window.
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: k0ma on September 13, 2008, 11:56:49 PM
i have bites on my middle finger knuckle and pinky knuckle  ;__;

shit sucks
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: Flounderpa on September 13, 2008, 11:58:08 PM
people it's not only mosquitoes are also some other non flying parasites, like fleas, those ones have my legs raped
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: buttplug on September 14, 2008, 12:00:08 AM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1402813Well maybe you could remove a screen form a window that has one, but you never open. Then insert that screen into your bedroom window.

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Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: Flounderpa on September 14, 2008, 12:02:37 AM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1402820a dot that is representing a bump
are you missing the point?
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: TeddyBear on September 14, 2008, 12:03:35 AM
Invest in kickass bug spray, citronella candles, mosquito nets, and a window screen.
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: buttplug on September 14, 2008, 12:04:05 AM
Drink a can of Raid?
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: TeddyBear on September 14, 2008, 12:05:03 AM
Get a flea bath as well. That might help.

Flea bites suck though.
Not nearly as bad as spider bites of varying degrees however.
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: Flounderpa on September 14, 2008, 12:06:53 AM
Quote from: TeddyBear;1402824Invest in kickass bug spray, citronella candles, mosquito nets, and a window screen.
all those things are inefective against fleas, they have nests of eggs in the grass I have outside
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: TeddyBear on September 14, 2008, 12:08:44 AM
Quote from: Chowder;1402828all those things are inefective against fleas, they have nests of eggs in the grass I have outside
Call an exterminator, wear a flea collar, use flea powder. I've had flea bites before, my dog's had them before and of course I got bitten.

Some bug sprays work against fleas.
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: SnakeClock on September 14, 2008, 01:48:17 AM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1402784vampires

Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: Sombra on September 14, 2008, 01:51:51 AM
What we should do is take fucking POTSHOTS at them with our goddamn RIFLES until there aren't any LEFT. Where I come from the skeeters are as big as your goddamn hand.
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on September 14, 2008, 02:22:43 AM
Its too fucking cold up here for bugs. In a few months we'll be buried in 5ft of snow with temperatures well below zero- be greatful for your man eating bugs damnit!
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 14, 2008, 10:19:26 AM
calvin minus everyone
Title: Is that time of the year again
Post by: SnakeClock on September 14, 2008, 11:51:08 AM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1403021

Heh, very nice.

Though it doesn't work quite as well as taking Garfield out of Garfield. Bill Watterson could actually give his characters a bit of balance.