Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 07:18:12 AM
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 07:18:12 AM
http://www.break.com/break-best-videos/microsoft-new-family.html
you'd expect Bill Gates to be unfunny but you'd think someone who has made millions by apparently being funny could do better then this.
you'd expect Bill Gates to be unfunny but you'd think someone who has made millions by apparently being funny could do better then this.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 07:21:11 AM
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 07:21:11 AM
also i didnt post this in youwhore cause then people might think i liked this.
which i don't, im pretty sure i laughed more during schindler's list then i did during this piece of crap.
which i don't, im pretty sure i laughed more during schindler's list then i did during this piece of crap.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: shit for brains on September 16, 2008, 07:33:42 AM
Post by: shit for brains on September 16, 2008, 07:33:42 AM
Actually BIll is pretty funny
but the grandma was the best one
I liked it
and that girl gonna be hot one day
but the grandma was the best one
I liked it
and that girl gonna be hot one day
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 07:34:48 AM
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Cloaked;1404335Actually BIll is pretty funny
but the grandma was the best one
I liked it
and that girl gonna be hot one day
i guess it was funny if you like horrible acting and predictable dialog
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: BunnyClock on September 16, 2008, 07:36:50 AM
Post by: BunnyClock on September 16, 2008, 07:36:50 AM
I don't think it was trying to be funny
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 07:39:49 AM
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 07:39:49 AM
ive got so many cars i get caught in my own traffic hahahahahhh!
EAT SHIT JERRY
EAT SHIT JERRY
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: StolenTVClock on September 16, 2008, 07:44:24 AM
Post by: StolenTVClock on September 16, 2008, 07:44:24 AM
that was strange.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 07:50:08 AM
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 07:50:08 AM
Quote from: weenie roast;1404350didn't microsoft spend what, $500m on these commercials?
i hope not, if they did some marketing dude is getting sacked fo sho'
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on September 16, 2008, 07:56:56 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on September 16, 2008, 07:56:56 AM
agreeing
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 08:45:56 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 08:45:56 AM
We have successfully found an advertisement more obnoxious than Mac VS PC. I didn't think it was possible.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: PropagandaClock on September 16, 2008, 10:23:00 AM
Post by: PropagandaClock on September 16, 2008, 10:23:00 AM
I've always hated Sienfeld.
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Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 10:24:23 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 10:24:23 AM
Quote from: PropagandaClock;1404384I've always hated Sienfeld.
Fff.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: shit for brains on September 16, 2008, 10:35:00 AM
Post by: shit for brains on September 16, 2008, 10:35:00 AM
Sienfeld would always be the number one commedian.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 16, 2008, 10:45:58 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 16, 2008, 10:45:58 AM
Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1404331also i didnt post this in youwhore cause then people might think i liked this.That means you had to have at least laughed once during schindler's list and that makes you a terrible person.
which i don't, im pretty sure i laughed more during schindler's list then i did during this piece of crap.
Also who is this Sienfeld you guys are talking about? Is he a new comedian _poogle_
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 11:00:16 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1404388That means you had to have at least laughed once during schindler's list and that makes you a terrible person.
That was the plot of an episode of Seinfeld once.
Seinfeld can relate to ANYTHING! :eek:
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Post by: patriotclock on September 16, 2008, 11:00:19 AM
Post by: patriotclock on September 16, 2008, 11:00:19 AM
That commercial is cool
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: patriotclock on September 16, 2008, 11:01:01 AM
Post by: patriotclock on September 16, 2008, 11:01:01 AM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1404391That was the plot of an episode of Seinfeld once.
Seinfeld can relate to ANYTHING! :eek:
He wasn't laughing during Schindler's List he was making out (something you or Marlin have never done)
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: TremcladClock on September 16, 2008, 11:24:18 AM
Post by: TremcladClock on September 16, 2008, 11:24:18 AM
The whole thing is just very poorly written.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 11:32:28 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 11:32:28 AM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1404393He wasn't laughing during Schindler's List he was making out (something you or Marlin have never done)
It was still something inappropriate to do during Schindler's List. I wasn't being specific.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 16, 2008, 12:04:16 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 16, 2008, 12:04:16 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1404393He wasn't laughing during Schindler's List he was making out (something you or Marlin have never done)Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. He said he laughed more from schindler's list than those commercials. Now granting that there's no such thing as negative laughs, and that laughs must be represented in whole numbers, that means that the laughs during the vista commercials had to be x whereas his laughs during schindler's list had to be x+≥1, so that means he at least laughed once during schindler's list.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: TequilaClock on September 16, 2008, 12:11:40 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on September 16, 2008, 12:11:40 PM
Lets take the memo Seinfeld was made more than 10 years ago and by that time people can become more than stupid immediatly.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 12:54:54 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 12:54:54 PM
He was funny when he guest-starred in 30 Rock, but I think that was more due to everyone else rather than him.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 01:02:24 PM
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 01:02:24 PM
Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1404410Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. He said he laughed more from schindler's list than those commercials. Now granting that there's no such thing as negative laughs, and that laughs must be represented in whole numbers, that means that the laughs during the vista commercials had to be x whereas his laughs during schindler's list had to be x+≥1, so that means he at least laughed once during schindler's list.
i did several times. The hardest i've ever laughed must have been when i saw the end of The Myst though.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: DiscoBallClock on September 16, 2008, 01:06:00 PM
Post by: DiscoBallClock on September 16, 2008, 01:06:00 PM
I once tried to watch Seinfeld. It started with some stand-up comedy in which Seinfeld himself tells a stupid joke. Woohoo. Then the whole show goes on about parking a stupid car. 15 mins. later I couldn't watch more of that crap.
About the commercial, it was full of "Oh look, I'm so funny" jokes. Why would anyone do a 4 minute commercial, anyway.
About the commercial, it was full of "Oh look, I'm so funny" jokes. Why would anyone do a 4 minute commercial, anyway.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 01:21:38 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 01:21:38 PM
Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1404437The hardest i've ever laughed must have been when i saw the end of The Myst though.
Awesome!
But yes, the guy got owned at the end of The Mist.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: GreyClock on September 16, 2008, 01:26:22 PM
Post by: GreyClock on September 16, 2008, 01:26:22 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1404414Lets take the memo Seinfeld was made more than 10 years ago and by that time people can become more than stupid immediatly.What the fuck.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: shit for brains on September 16, 2008, 01:26:49 PM
Post by: shit for brains on September 16, 2008, 01:26:49 PM
Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1404388That means you had to have at least laughed once during schindler's list and that makes you a terrible person.
Also who is this Sienfeld you guys are talking about? Is he a new comedian _poogle_
welcome to earth, I will be your guide
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 01:29:30 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 01:29:30 PM
Quote from: Cloaked;1404449welcome to earth, I will be your guide
Bruno Sienfeld is a recently famous comedian from Sheboygan, Wisconsin. He makes use of observational humour and role reversal for absurd effect. He also has a minor prop element to his comedy, mainly with fruits.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: GreyClock on September 16, 2008, 01:30:16 PM
Post by: GreyClock on September 16, 2008, 01:30:16 PM
ps. all the scenes in Schindler's List that starred Voldemort were hilarious.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 01:31:47 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 16, 2008, 01:31:47 PM
Quote from: GreyClock;1404452ps. all the scenes in Schindler's List that starred Voldemort were hilarious.
I wonder why Warner Bros. chose Ralph Fiennes to play a character that was obsessed with racial purity and global superiority... :fez:
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: RomanClock on September 16, 2008, 01:36:05 PM
Post by: RomanClock on September 16, 2008, 01:36:05 PM
Its an OK commercial, but why did Gates pick Jerry?
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 16, 2008, 02:16:32 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 16, 2008, 02:16:32 PM
Quote from: Cloaked;1404449welcome to earth, I will be your guideMan, you are such an idiot.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 02:21:37 PM
Post by: PirateClock on September 16, 2008, 02:21:37 PM
Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1404481Man, you are such an idiot.
I think cloaked and topkatyo have a race going on who can miss the sarcasm the most times.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: catclock on September 16, 2008, 02:24:47 PM
Post by: catclock on September 16, 2008, 02:24:47 PM
I dunno I thought that video was pretty funny I mean like when Bill Gates said "Yes but don't worry there is a firewall" I laughed p. hard!! >w<
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: DiscoBallClock on September 16, 2008, 02:39:52 PM
Post by: DiscoBallClock on September 16, 2008, 02:39:52 PM
Quote from: Shana;1404483I dunno I thought that video was pretty funny I mean like when Bill Gates said "Yes but don't worry there is a firewall" I laughed p. hard!! >w<You okay?
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 16, 2008, 02:42:58 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 16, 2008, 02:42:58 PM
Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1404482I think cloaked and topkatyo have a race going on who can miss the sarcasm the most times.I even used the poogle emote for emphasis :grumpy:
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: RobClock on September 16, 2008, 03:17:27 PM
Post by: RobClock on September 16, 2008, 03:17:27 PM
wow that was unfunny.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: Slurpee on September 16, 2008, 03:47:01 PM
Post by: Slurpee on September 16, 2008, 03:47:01 PM
I thought it was OK
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: ToyotaClock on September 16, 2008, 03:47:49 PM
Post by: ToyotaClock on September 16, 2008, 03:47:49 PM
are there any monsters in this story
yes but its ok theres a firewall
yes but its ok theres a firewall
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: Topcatyo on September 16, 2008, 05:30:43 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on September 16, 2008, 05:30:43 PM
It wasn't a funny or even informative commercial, but at least it didn't get in your face or anything.
It was a hell of a lot better than those "Hi I'm a Mac" "And I'm a PC" commercials.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.penny-arcade.com%2Fimages%2F2008%2F20080915.jpg&hash=a2abc5888310d0dcc65c4c8c07ec2d8d3c3a0cc3)
It was a hell of a lot better than those "Hi I'm a Mac" "And I'm a PC" commercials.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.penny-arcade.com%2Fimages%2F2008%2F20080915.jpg&hash=a2abc5888310d0dcc65c4c8c07ec2d8d3c3a0cc3)
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: Heliopios on September 16, 2008, 05:35:11 PM
Post by: Heliopios on September 16, 2008, 05:35:11 PM
Good thing this proves that most of you are fucking idiots and have no sense of humor.
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Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 16, 2008, 05:56:58 PM
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 16, 2008, 05:56:58 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1404364We have successfully found an advertisement more obnoxious than Mac VS PC. I didn't think it was possible.Mac has been outMac'd... by PC :O
also it was funny even though it didn't say jack shit about Microsoft and pretty much makes them look like idiots.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: YoYoClock on September 16, 2008, 06:01:30 PM
Post by: YoYoClock on September 16, 2008, 06:01:30 PM
yeh I didn't actually laugh out loud, but I liked it coz it was ridiculous
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Post by: AvocadoClock on September 16, 2008, 07:33:17 PM
Post by: AvocadoClock on September 16, 2008, 07:33:17 PM
Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1404331which i don't, im pretty sure i laughed more during schindler's list then i did during this piece of crap.
I shed tears of laughter during both. It's hard to tell which was funnier! :eek:
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: WildCherryPepsiClock on September 16, 2008, 07:43:02 PM
Post by: WildCherryPepsiClock on September 16, 2008, 07:43:02 PM
Sometimes its funny but not usually.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: miracle fruit on September 17, 2008, 02:23:03 AM
Post by: miracle fruit on September 17, 2008, 02:23:03 AM
i love jerry seinfelds comedy because its so clean and innocent compared to the dirty jokes and shit that everyone thinks is the only thing funny left in this world
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Post by: PirateClock on September 17, 2008, 08:03:15 AM
Post by: PirateClock on September 17, 2008, 08:03:15 AM
Quote from: Heliopios;1404628Good thing this proves that most of you are fucking idiots and have no sense of humor.
who the hell are you anyway, i haven't seen you make a single decent post since you got here. And yet you keep acting like a "badass", it's quite pathetic considering you have absolutely zero credit here. All you are accomplishing is making people think even less of you, which is an achievement in itself considering my opinion was already pretty low when i first saw you.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: SnakeClock on September 17, 2008, 09:10:06 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 17, 2008, 09:10:06 AM
Quote from: Bubbie;1404624It wasn't a funny or even informative commercial, but at least it didn't get in your face or anything.
It was a hell of a lot better than those "Hi I'm a Mac" "And I'm a PC" commercials.
Apparently the best way to sell a PC is to go as long as you can without bringing it up.
Remember when Jerry Seinfeld and Superman were doing ads for American Express? That was so weird.
Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1405069who the hell are you anyway, i haven't seen you make a single decent post since you got here. And yet you keep acting like a "badass", it's quite pathetic considering you have absolutely zero credit here. All you are accomplishing is making people think even less of you, which is an achievement in itself considering my opinion was already pretty low when i first saw you.
I drew this back during his Clockfan days:
He was banned since then, and gained Clockhood while he was gone. He's improved slightly since then.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 17, 2008, 09:13:57 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 17, 2008, 09:13:57 AM
put yourself in my place, i can hardly step aside, cannot let my hands be tied, i am law and order
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Post by: Topcatyo on September 17, 2008, 01:59:34 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on September 17, 2008, 01:59:34 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1405110Apparently the best way to sell a PC is to go as long as you can without bringing it up.It's better than those Mac vs. PC ads, which made we want to not buy Macs even more.
QuoteRemember when Jerry Seinfeld and Superman were doing ads for American Express? That was so weird.I vaguely remember that, but I only remember Superman. I don't remember Seinfeld doing those.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: DiscoBallClock on September 17, 2008, 02:06:08 PM
Post by: DiscoBallClock on September 17, 2008, 02:06:08 PM
Quote from: Heliopios;1404628Good thing this proves that most of you are fucking idiots and have no sense of humor.
What's your problem, anyway.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: SnakeClock on September 17, 2008, 02:12:15 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 17, 2008, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: Bubbie;1405279It's better than those Mac vs. PC ads, which made we want to not buy Macs even more.
People are buying Macs despite, I guess, so those commercials are probably them just dicking around.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 17, 2008, 04:19:25 PM
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 17, 2008, 04:19:25 PM
hey guys look over here im a delicious pizza
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: PirateClock on September 19, 2008, 04:22:57 AM
Post by: PirateClock on September 19, 2008, 04:22:57 AM
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=12331
http://valleywag.com/5051455/microsoft-announcement-tomorrow-no-more-seinfeld-ads
HA!
http://valleywag.com/5051455/microsoft-announcement-tomorrow-no-more-seinfeld-ads
HA!
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: Topcatyo on September 19, 2008, 05:30:47 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on September 19, 2008, 05:30:47 AM
They've got new commercials, and they're better than the Seinfeld ones.
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Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 19, 2008, 11:07:36 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 19, 2008, 11:07:36 AM
I think in its entirety it's pretty good.
Also took them long enough to make that commercial, those mac/pc things have been going on forever.
Also took them long enough to make that commercial, those mac/pc things have been going on forever.
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: PirateClock on September 19, 2008, 12:26:22 PM
Post by: PirateClock on September 19, 2008, 12:26:22 PM
i wish my pc would sell fish
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 19, 2008, 01:10:56 PM
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 19, 2008, 01:10:56 PM
i maek numbah too inta enurgee
Title: wow jerry seinfeld is so unfunny its hard to watch
Post by: buttplug on September 19, 2008, 03:14:31 PM
Post by: buttplug on September 19, 2008, 03:14:31 PM
I am just thrilled that they have 2 such awesome people together in the same room.
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Post by: MasterClock on September 24, 2008, 08:09:29 PM
Post by: MasterClock on September 24, 2008, 08:09:29 PM
I don't get how this promotes Windows in any way.