Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: can of zap on September 19, 2008, 02:23:55 PM
Post by: can of zap on September 19, 2008, 02:23:55 PM
I like zombies:D and the author AND some reviews but i dont know if I should get it or not:confused:
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: WrenchClock on September 19, 2008, 03:00:29 PM
Post by: WrenchClock on September 19, 2008, 03:00:29 PM
buy it and then stick it up your butt
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: WrenchClock on September 19, 2008, 03:00:37 PM
Post by: WrenchClock on September 19, 2008, 03:00:37 PM
use lube
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: buttplug on September 19, 2008, 03:12:14 PM
Post by: buttplug on September 19, 2008, 03:12:14 PM
It pretty much tells you everything you could think up yourself. World War Z is far more interesting and humorous.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: can of zap on September 20, 2008, 10:41:42 AM
Post by: can of zap on September 20, 2008, 10:41:42 AM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1406672It pretty much tells you everything you could think up yourself. World War Z is far more interesting and humorous.ill look into it
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: SnakeClock on September 20, 2008, 10:42:38 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 20, 2008, 10:42:38 AM
Yeah, read World War Z. The Zombie Survival Guide just made me uncomfortable. WWZ was a real page-turner.
Why do you love zombies, anyway? They're not going to love you back, they're just going to moan and eat you.
Why do you love zombies, anyway? They're not going to love you back, they're just going to moan and eat you.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: Kombucha on September 20, 2008, 12:23:37 PM
Post by: Kombucha on September 20, 2008, 12:23:37 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1407123Why do you love zombies, anyway? They're not going to love you back, they're just going to moan and eat you.I remember at least a few movies where the zombies' main concern wasn't killing and eating.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: SnakeClock on September 20, 2008, 01:10:56 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 20, 2008, 01:10:56 PM
Quote from: Kombucha;1407219I remember at least a few movies where the zombies' main concern wasn't killing and eating.
I guess there was Fido, where they're kept as pets and domestic servants.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: can of zap on September 20, 2008, 07:01:25 PM
Post by: can of zap on September 20, 2008, 07:01:25 PM
i dunno why or how i got in to zombies i just sorta...did.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: can of zap on September 20, 2008, 07:02:35 PM
Post by: can of zap on September 20, 2008, 07:02:35 PM
i know they wont love me back
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: SnakeClock on September 20, 2008, 08:11:03 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 20, 2008, 08:11:03 PM
I got into werewolves. I know they'll love me when they bury their snout in my gaping abdomen and smother themselves with my blood.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: can of zap on September 20, 2008, 08:28:09 PM
Post by: can of zap on September 20, 2008, 08:28:09 PM
ya zombies will love me when there happily chewing on my MASSIVE brain
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: SnakeClock on September 20, 2008, 09:14:03 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 20, 2008, 09:14:03 PM
Quote from: gumfruit;1407625ya zombies will love me when there happily chewing on my MASSIVE brain
Don't flatter yourself.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: crock pot pot roadt on September 20, 2008, 09:52:09 PM
Post by: crock pot pot roadt on September 20, 2008, 09:52:09 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1407609I got into werewolves. I know they'll love me when they bury their snout in my gaping abdomen and smother themselves with my blood.
They already love you. YES. THEY ARE REAL.
EDIT: so is santy claus.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: buttplug on September 20, 2008, 10:01:41 PM
Post by: buttplug on September 20, 2008, 10:01:41 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1407609I got into werewolves. I know they'll love me when they bury their snout in my gaping abdomen and smother themselves with my blood.
I could totally pass myself off as a werewolf. I'm all hairy and have sharp canine teeth.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: Pixelated Knife Clock on September 20, 2008, 10:13:13 PM
Post by: Pixelated Knife Clock on September 20, 2008, 10:13:13 PM
World war Z? i've never heard of it, I was always a fan of zombie flicks/games/books etc. but I dont think i like them to this extent
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: SnakeClock on September 21, 2008, 12:01:13 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 21, 2008, 12:01:13 AM
Quote from: SESSLER;1407663They already love you. YES. THEY ARE REAL.
EDIT: so is santy claus.
ITT Ashtray thinks I'm always serious and overcompensates.
Quote from: Knife Clock;1407676World war Z? i've never heard of it, I was always a fan of zombie flicks/games/books etc. but I dont think i like them to this extent
ITT Knife fails again. :(
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: IvysaurClock on September 21, 2008, 03:11:31 AM
Post by: IvysaurClock on September 21, 2008, 03:11:31 AM
If you're into things like The Worst Case Scenario, get it. Otherwise, don't. It's a pretty dry read, but you can tell a lot of thought went into it.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: AvocadoClock on September 23, 2008, 05:14:37 PM
Post by: AvocadoClock on September 23, 2008, 05:14:37 PM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1406672It pretty much tells you everything you could think up yourself. World War Z is far more interesting and humorous.
I was already thinking about getting The Zombie Survival Guide, and I think now I'll get World War Z as well.
I have zombie nightmares. :(
I figured the Zombie Survival Guide would help me cope.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 26, 2008, 07:59:14 PM
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 26, 2008, 07:59:14 PM
kill the zombies by shooting them in the head
they can't eat you if you make them dead
they can't eat you if you make them dead
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: Kombucha on September 26, 2008, 09:37:02 PM
Post by: Kombucha on September 26, 2008, 09:37:02 PM
Quote from: SESSLER;1407663EDIT: so is santy claus.
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1407670I could totally pass myself off as a werewolf.A fat werewolf.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: SnakeClock on September 26, 2008, 10:17:38 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on September 26, 2008, 10:17:38 PM
Quote from: Kombucha;1411662
LOL Brett Ratner? The guy that directed X-Men: The Last Stand?
This movie is probably better.
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: Exclamation Mark on September 27, 2008, 05:56:06 PM
Post by: Exclamation Mark on September 27, 2008, 05:56:06 PM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1407670I could totally pass myself off as a werewolf. I'm all hairy and have sharp canine teeth.I could pass myself of as a sanguine vampire
:D
Title: The Zombie Survival Guide
Post by: crock pot pot roadt on September 27, 2008, 05:58:35 PM
Post by: crock pot pot roadt on September 27, 2008, 05:58:35 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1407745ITT Ashtray thinks I'm always serious and overcompensates.
HES SO FUCKING SERIOUS