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True.
There's already an ExclamationMarkClock, sorry. :(
Seriously?!
Gryffindor's a prick house. It's all "OH SHIT I'M SUCH A HERO GABBAGABBAGABBA!!!"
It's the house for John McClane wannabes.
yeah, nobody gives a shit about ravenclaw or hufflepuff in the books. Even slytherin is kept pretty mysterious compared to gryffindor.
Bitches don't know bout mah hufflepuffs
Yeah well who needs magic when you have GUNS? Fuck Avada Kedavra, I'll just shoot the bastard.
Hahahaha that is fantastic
A badger, motherfucker. They tear fucking faces off n' shit.
You left it next to your raw steak and piece since you're such an e-badass that doesn't read.
I guess it makes the setting seem more realistic if there's some things in it that aren't related to the story.
This is awesomer than anything J.K. Rowling ever wrote. Ever.
Your house leader is a gardener. You are such pussies.
Ravenclaw gets the best drugs. We know how to have a good time.
I read alot, just not this abomination of a series.
Right, fair enough. It distracts from your Artemis Fowl. _poogle_
I read man books. Alot of classics along with newer stuff like Palahniuk and Vonnegut.
You know.
Books that are good.
If I mentioned names like Wilde, Orwell, Sterne, Steinbeck, Huxley or Heller, you'd probably thinks those are kinds of whiskey.
I do say your wit is as blunt as your taste in literature.
You're so aggressive when you don't have your Radiohead. :(
Also, Palahniuk and Vonnegut are the only people that write books ever!!! The rest are just pretending.
I've heard you mention them most often. Oh well, whatever.
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have you found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
At least ours isn't a midget.
Midgets are awesome, shut the FUCK up.
Does that include Neil, the guy who raves at inappropriate times?
Wizards don't rave. God. :rolleyes:
I like a lot of Palahniuk but he is an incredibly pretentious writer
Also nobody has ever noticed that nobody in Griffindoor besides Harry ever does anything
Hufflepuff should have won the Goblet of Fire but they pussied out in the end
Slytherine are dumb
Ravenclaw never did anything
You can't keep agoodlucrative author down.
Sometimes I wonder if someone who's first success is this cosmically successful, if they'll even bother trying to artistically exert themselves. Time after time, I'm proven wrong, with a few exceptions. :(
Also, I'm confused about why the Harry Potter prequel doesn't have a title.
Probably why I didn't bother reading it past the first few lines, it's not that great.
I don't think Harry Potter ever really accepted or cared that he was famous.
Maybe a movie about Daniel Radcliffe... :sherlock:
Plus since I'm reading it online, I can't stop thinking I'm reading fanfic. If it were in print form I'd be fine.
Don't have them OHHHHHHHHHHHHH U GOT SALTED AND SERVED BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The movies are shittier than the books, y'know.
Then why the hell did you say the books were shit?
They can still be shit if the movies are shittier.
But I think Boston just likes to double-talk.
:o
I thought the first one was shit. It's Chris Columbus directing like Chris Columbus. And WHYYYYYYYY do all the kids scream in unison??!
Online quizzes are hardly as smart as the Sorting Hat.
I dunno, I'm fairly sarcastic so I think I would fit best there anyway.
I'm not exactly brave like Gryffindors are said to be, nor am I exactly highly intelligent, nor a leftover.
Sarcastic, fairly dark humoured, and a little bit of a bitch when I want to be.
Don'choo be mockin' my sorcery, imma fuck you up.
Question: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Option 1: ryffindor
votes: 2
Option 2: ufflepuff
votes: 0
Option 3: avenclaw
votes: 0
Option 4: lytherin
votes: 0
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 04, 2008, 07:08:12 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 04, 2008, 07:08:12 PM
In the Harry Potter series, the old Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is split up into four houses. The house reflects the student's personality and beliefs in some way. The houses are:
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GRYFFINDOR - They stand for honour, chivalry, and courage.
HUFFLEPUFF - They stand for fairness, loyalty, and hard work.
RAVENCLAW - They stand for wit, wisdom, and creativity.
SLYTHERIN - They stand for resourcefulness, nobility, and ambition. They are also usually racist pricks, but that comes with the territory.
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GRYFFINDOR - They stand for honour, chivalry, and courage.
HUFFLEPUFF - They stand for fairness, loyalty, and hard work.
RAVENCLAW - They stand for wit, wisdom, and creativity.
SLYTHERIN - They stand for resourcefulness, nobility, and ambition. They are also usually racist pricks, but that comes with the territory.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SouvlakiClock on October 04, 2008, 07:11:12 PM
Post by: SouvlakiClock on October 04, 2008, 07:11:12 PM
racist pricks ftw
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Slash on October 04, 2008, 07:23:59 PM
Post by: Slash on October 04, 2008, 07:23:59 PM
GRYFFINDOR - pompous do-gooders
HUFFLEPUFF - pussies
SLYTHERIN - dicks.
RAVENCLAW - guys that do all the above, but halfassed
More like it, and i'd be either ravenclaw or slytherin
HUFFLEPUFF - pussies
SLYTHERIN - dicks.
RAVENCLAW - guys that do all the above, but halfassed
More like it, and i'd be either ravenclaw or slytherin
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Forgotten Clock on October 04, 2008, 07:28:47 PM
Post by: Forgotten Clock on October 04, 2008, 07:28:47 PM
Hai, there is no all of the above button...
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 04, 2008, 07:47:55 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 04, 2008, 07:47:55 PM
Quote from: Obroxious Groovebag;1418521GRYFFINDOR - pompous do-gooders
HUFFLEPUFF - pussies
SLYTHERIN - dicks.
RAVENCLAW - guys that do all the above, but halfassed
True.
Quote from: Exclamation;1418525Hai, there is no all of the above button...
There's already an ExclamationMarkClock, sorry. :(
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: poopbutt on October 04, 2008, 08:45:01 PM
Post by: poopbutt on October 04, 2008, 08:45:01 PM
Raven claw all the way I am the most creative person in the world, other wise known as insanity :)
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Forgotten Clock on October 04, 2008, 08:48:27 PM
Post by: Forgotten Clock on October 04, 2008, 08:48:27 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1418546There's already an ExclamationMarkClock, sorry. :(
Seriously?!
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 04, 2008, 09:12:16 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 04, 2008, 09:12:16 PM
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 04, 2008, 09:14:59 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 04, 2008, 09:14:59 PM
I glad there is no one that chose Griffindore.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 04, 2008, 09:18:27 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 04, 2008, 09:18:27 PM
Hufflepuff = special ed
Also I'd go in ravenclaw.
Also I'd go in ravenclaw.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 04, 2008, 09:19:43 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 04, 2008, 09:19:43 PM
Quote from: GearBox;1418644I glad there is no one that chose Griffindore.
Gryffindor's a prick house. It's all "OH SHIT I'M SUCH A HERO GABBAGABBAGABBA!!!"
It's the house for John McClane wannabes.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FlossClock on October 05, 2008, 01:22:16 AM
Post by: FlossClock on October 05, 2008, 01:22:16 AM
Where is the "I'm not a 10 year old with shitty taste in books so I don't read Harry Potter." button?
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: TequilaClock on October 05, 2008, 01:38:18 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on October 05, 2008, 01:38:18 AM
I was sorted as Slytherin at ComicCon. Aaaaand so I was in the official page years ago.
However I think I am more of a Hufflepuff.
However I think I am more of a Hufflepuff.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: GreyClock on October 05, 2008, 02:50:57 AM
Post by: GreyClock on October 05, 2008, 02:50:57 AM
Why are there four houses? I haven't read the books, but in the movies it's always Gryffindor this, Slytherin that.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 05, 2008, 02:52:39 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 05, 2008, 02:52:39 AM
Quote from: GreyClock;1418842Why are there four houses? I haven't read the books, but in the movies it's always Gryffindor this, Slytherin that.
yeah, nobody gives a shit about ravenclaw or hufflepuff in the books. Even slytherin is kept pretty mysterious compared to gryffindor.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Slurpee on October 05, 2008, 02:53:16 AM
Post by: Slurpee on October 05, 2008, 02:53:16 AM
Ravenclaw
AvocadoClock, Boston, FloundermanClock, GearBox, HitchhikerClock, Joey Jeremiah, Obroxious Groovebag, SnakeClock, TorchClock
9 69.23%
nerds
AvocadoClock, Boston, FloundermanClock, GearBox, HitchhikerClock, Joey Jeremiah, Obroxious Groovebag, SnakeClock, TorchClock
9 69.23%
nerds
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 05, 2008, 02:57:50 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 05, 2008, 02:57:50 AM
Who the hell voted for hufflepuff.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: buttplug on October 05, 2008, 03:01:29 AM
Post by: buttplug on October 05, 2008, 03:01:29 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1418848Who the hell voted for hufflepuff.
Bitches don't know bout mah hufflepuffs
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Slurpee on October 05, 2008, 03:01:47 AM
Post by: Slurpee on October 05, 2008, 03:01:47 AM
I would go to an American wizard school in the suburbs
you downs syndrome ass bitches would be wizard home schooled.
you downs syndrome ass bitches would be wizard home schooled.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: buttplug on October 05, 2008, 03:04:12 AM
Post by: buttplug on October 05, 2008, 03:04:12 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1418851I would go to an American wizard school in the suburbs
you downs syndrome ass bitches would be wizard home schooled.
Yeah well who needs magic when you have GUNS? Fuck Avada Kedavra, I'll just shoot the bastard.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Slurpee on October 05, 2008, 03:07:28 AM
Post by: Slurpee on October 05, 2008, 03:07:28 AM
all not knowing how to interact with other wizards your age and getting part-time jobs as the local wizard library because the wizard librarians sympathize with your social anxiety
I bet american wizards had guns that shot avada kedavra that all the wizards can be licensed to use and that's why voldermort didn't even come over. I bet in WWII the Japanese wizards got their shit tore up by a wizard nuclear bomb. Ammerrriiccaaaaa
I bet american wizards had guns that shot avada kedavra that all the wizards can be licensed to use and that's why voldermort didn't even come over. I bet in WWII the Japanese wizards got their shit tore up by a wizard nuclear bomb. Ammerrriiccaaaaa
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: buttplug on October 05, 2008, 03:09:38 AM
Post by: buttplug on October 05, 2008, 03:09:38 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1418853I bet american wizards had guns that shot avada kedavra that all the wizards can be licensed to use and that's why voldermort didn't even come over. I bet in WWII the Japanese wizards got their shit tore up by a wizard nuclear bomb. Ammerrriiccaaaaa
Hahahaha that is fantastic
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: TequilaClock on October 05, 2008, 12:58:10 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on October 05, 2008, 12:58:10 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1418848Who the hell voted for hufflepuff.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: buttplug on October 05, 2008, 02:55:04 PM
Post by: buttplug on October 05, 2008, 02:55:04 PM
Tequila and I are way more rad than all of you put together. Plus hufflepuff has the best parties
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 05, 2008, 02:57:30 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 05, 2008, 02:57:30 PM
I have no Idea wtf a Hufflepuff is. I mean, all the houses can be linked to animals, but wtf is Hufflepuff?
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: buttplug on October 05, 2008, 02:59:13 PM
Post by: buttplug on October 05, 2008, 02:59:13 PM
Quote from: GearBox;1419126I have no Idea wtf a Hufflepuff is. I mean, all the houses can be linked to animals, but wtf is Hufflepuff?
A badger, motherfucker. They tear fucking faces off n' shit.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 05, 2008, 03:07:46 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 05, 2008, 03:07:46 PM
Badgers? I guess they huff and puff, but that is not waht i was thinking. I was thinking the Big Bad Wolf.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 05, 2008, 03:13:38 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 05, 2008, 03:13:38 PM
Quote from: Floss;1418775Where is the "I'm not a 10 year old with shitty taste in books so I don't read Harry Potter." button?
You left it next to your raw steak and piece since you're such an e-badass that doesn't read.
Quote from: GreyClock;1418842Why are there four houses? I haven't read the books, but in the movies it's always Gryffindor this, Slytherin that.
I guess it makes the setting seem more realistic if there's some things in it that aren't related to the story.
Quote from: Slurpee;1418853all not knowing how to interact with other wizards your age and getting part-time jobs as the local wizard library because the wizard librarians sympathize with your social anxiety
I bet american wizards had guns that shot avada kedavra that all the wizards can be licensed to use and that's why voldermort didn't even come over. I bet in WWII the Japanese wizards got their shit tore up by a wizard nuclear bomb. Ammerrriiccaaaaa
This is awesomer than anything J.K. Rowling ever wrote. Ever.
Quote from: Mr.Satan;1419124Tequila and I are way more rad than all of you put together. Plus hufflepuff has the best parties
Your house leader is a gardener. You are such pussies.
Ravenclaw gets the best drugs. We know how to have a good time.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: frozennn on October 05, 2008, 03:23:22 PM
Post by: frozennn on October 05, 2008, 03:23:22 PM
Creativity!
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FlossClock on October 05, 2008, 03:25:02 PM
Post by: FlossClock on October 05, 2008, 03:25:02 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1419135You left it next to your raw steak and piece since you're such an e-badass that doesn't read.
I read alot, just not this abomination of a series.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 05, 2008, 04:14:59 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 05, 2008, 04:14:59 PM
Quote from: Floss;1419142I read alot, just not this abomination of a series.
Right, fair enough. It distracts from your Artemis Fowl. _poogle_
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: PirateClock on October 05, 2008, 04:24:51 PM
Post by: PirateClock on October 05, 2008, 04:24:51 PM
i like how the only magic ive ever seen in harry potter is making a light out of magic fucking wand.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: TequilaClock on October 05, 2008, 04:36:34 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on October 05, 2008, 04:36:34 PM
Quote from: GearBox;1419132Badgers? I guess they huff and puff, but that is not waht i was thinking. I was thinking the Big Bad Wolf.MMMMMMPH!
Quote from: SnakeClock;1419135Ravenclaw gets the best drugs. We know how to have a good time.Yeah but we aren't nerds. Nerds.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: HitchhikerClock on October 05, 2008, 04:41:37 PM
Post by: HitchhikerClock on October 05, 2008, 04:41:37 PM
fuckin straight up ravenclaw
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: GreyClock on October 05, 2008, 04:44:44 PM
Post by: GreyClock on October 05, 2008, 04:44:44 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1419135I guess it makes the setting seem more realistic if there's some things in it that aren't related to the story.You're right. Nothing screams realism more than a bunch of unexplored, under-used shit standing on the sidelines holding their dicks, every. single. time, in stories about fairies, flooplalas and kid wizards that somehow manage to consistently thwart the plans of like, only the most totally badazz wizards ever!
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FlossClock on October 05, 2008, 07:33:14 PM
Post by: FlossClock on October 05, 2008, 07:33:14 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1419167Right, fair enough. It distracts from your Artemis Fowl. _poogle_
I read man books. Alot of classics along with newer stuff like Palahniuk and Vonnegut.
You know.
Books that are good.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 05, 2008, 07:42:55 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 05, 2008, 07:42:55 PM
Quote from: Floss;1419360I read man books. Alot of classics along with newer dingen like Palahniuk and Vonnegut.
You know.
Books that are good.
If I mentioned names like Wilde, Orwell, Sterne, Steinbeck, Huxley or Heller, you'd probably thinks those are kinds of whiskey.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FlossClock on October 05, 2008, 08:12:06 PM
Post by: FlossClock on October 05, 2008, 08:12:06 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1419370If I mentioned names like Wilde, Orwell, Sterne, Steinbeck, Huxley or Heller, you'd probably thinks those are kinds of whiskey.
I do say your wit is as blunt as your taste in literature.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 05, 2008, 08:13:15 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 05, 2008, 08:13:15 PM
Quote from: Floss;1419423I do say your wit is as blunt as your taste in literature.
You're so aggressive when you don't have your Radiohead. :(
Also, Palahniuk and Vonnegut are the only people that write books ever!!! The rest are just pretending.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FlossClock on October 05, 2008, 08:17:41 PM
Post by: FlossClock on October 05, 2008, 08:17:41 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1419426You're so aggressive when you don't have your Radiohead. :(Why have you characterized me with Radiohead? Yes I'm a fan and have seen them live and love them to bits but there are so many other bands that I tout much more profusely.
Also, Palahniuk and Vonnegut are the only people that write books ever!!! The rest are just pretending.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 05, 2008, 08:20:10 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 05, 2008, 08:20:10 PM
Quote from: Floss;1419428Why have you characterized me with Radiohead? Yes I'm a fan and have seen them live and love them to bits but there are so many other bands that I tout much more profusely.
I've heard you mention them most often. Oh well, whatever.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FlossClock on October 05, 2008, 08:25:02 PM
Post by: FlossClock on October 05, 2008, 08:25:02 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1419433I've heard you mention them most often. Oh well, whatever.o, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have you found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: buttplug on October 06, 2008, 12:22:22 AM
Post by: buttplug on October 06, 2008, 12:22:22 AM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1419135Your house leader is a gardener. You are such pussies.
At least ours isn't a midget.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 07, 2008, 03:11:54 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 07, 2008, 03:11:54 PM
Quote from: Mr.Satan;1419766At least ours isn't a midget.
Midgets are awesome, shut the FUCK up.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: DiscoBallClock on October 07, 2008, 03:23:57 PM
Post by: DiscoBallClock on October 07, 2008, 03:23:57 PM
Quote from: Lexington;1420810Midgets are awesome, shut the FUCK up.Yeah, they don't have to kneel to give head.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 07, 2008, 03:32:58 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 07, 2008, 03:32:58 PM
Quote from: Lexington;1420810Midgets are awesome, shut the FUCK up.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on October 07, 2008, 03:46:26 PM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on October 07, 2008, 03:46:26 PM
GRYFFINDOR - Lame boyscouts
HUFFLEPUFF - Overall Nerds and scriptkiddies
RAVENCLAW - Attention loving elitist pricks wich nobody gives the attention they want
SLYTHERIN - Goths and emo's. And some other random scum that has no place in a school.
HUFFLEPUFF - Overall Nerds and scriptkiddies
RAVENCLAW - Attention loving elitist pricks wich nobody gives the attention they want
SLYTHERIN - Goths and emo's. And some other random scum that has no place in a school.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: DiscoBallClock on October 07, 2008, 04:04:07 PM
Post by: DiscoBallClock on October 07, 2008, 04:04:07 PM
Quote from: SCSP;1420830SLYTHERIN - Goths and emo's. And some other random scum that has no place in a school.
Does that include Neil, the guy who raves at inappropriate times?
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 07, 2008, 04:11:34 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 07, 2008, 04:11:34 PM
Quote from: billiardball2;1420839Does that include Neil, the guy who raves at inappropriate times?
Wizards don't rave. God. :rolleyes:
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Poltergeist on October 07, 2008, 04:12:52 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on October 07, 2008, 04:12:52 PM
Quote from: Floss;1419360I read man books. Alot of classics along with newer dingen like Palahniuk and Vonnegut.
You know.
Books that are good.
I like a lot of Palahniuk but he is an incredibly pretentious writer
Also nobody has ever noticed that nobody in Griffindoor besides Harry ever does anything
Hufflepuff should have won the Goblet of Fire but they pussied out in the end
Slytherine are dumb
Ravenclaw never did anything
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Kombucha on October 07, 2008, 08:19:09 PM
Post by: Kombucha on October 07, 2008, 08:19:09 PM
Quote from: Lexington;1419370WildeHe's fabulous!
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 07, 2008, 08:23:56 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 07, 2008, 08:23:56 PM
How did I not know there was a public version of Beetle the Bard and a prequel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_prequel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._K._Rowling#After_Harry_Potter
And there may be a Harry Potter Silmarillion... in ten years at the least:(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_prequel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._K._Rowling#After_Harry_Potter
And there may be a Harry Potter Silmarillion... in ten years at the least:(
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 07, 2008, 09:12:19 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 07, 2008, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: Peggey Hill;1421034How did I not know there was a public version of Beetle the Bard and a prequel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_prequel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._K._Rowling#After_Harry_Potter
And there may be a Harry Potter Silmarillion... in ten years at the least:(
You can't keep a
Sometimes I wonder if someone who's first success is this cosmically successful, if they'll even bother trying to artistically exert themselves. Time after time, I'm proven wrong, with a few exceptions. :(
Also, I'm confused about why the Harry Potter prequel doesn't have a title.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Slurpee on October 07, 2008, 09:14:56 PM
Post by: Slurpee on October 07, 2008, 09:14:56 PM
Quote from: Lexington;1421076Also, I'm confused about why the Harry Potter prequel doesn't have a title.It was something she scribbled on a card for charity.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Poltergeist on October 08, 2008, 01:34:05 AM
Post by: Poltergeist on October 08, 2008, 01:34:05 AM
Also I'm being serious here but I could honestly see them doing a mature Harry Potter set like 12 years on with Harry trying to cope with slowly losing his fame. I'm not even trying to be funny here I can see them doing it and the movie would probably be like Quinten Tarentino which be cool
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 08, 2008, 12:40:56 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 08, 2008, 12:40:56 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1421078It was something she scribbled on a card for charity.
Probably why I didn't bother reading it past the first few lines, it's not that great.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 08, 2008, 12:43:10 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 08, 2008, 12:43:10 PM
Quote from: Father Dougal McGuire;1421192Also I'm being serious here but I could honestly see them doing a mature Harry Potter set like 12 years on with Harry trying to cope with slowly losing his fame. I'm not even trying to be funny here I can see them doing it and the movie would probably be like Quinten Tarentino which be cool
I don't think Harry Potter ever really accepted or cared that he was famous.
Maybe a movie about Daniel Radcliffe... :sherlock:
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Slurpee on October 09, 2008, 12:57:54 AM
Post by: Slurpee on October 09, 2008, 12:57:54 AM
Quote from: Peggey Hill;1421384Probably why I didn't bother reading it past the first few lines, it's not that great.Well of course not if you only read the first few lines.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 09, 2008, 01:55:29 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 09, 2008, 01:55:29 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1421951Well of course not if you only read the first few lines.
Plus since I'm reading it online, I can't stop thinking I'm reading fanfic. If it were in print form I'd be fine.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on October 10, 2008, 05:44:15 AM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on October 10, 2008, 05:44:15 AM
Let's see... I'm not courageous, hardworking, intelligent, or ambitious...
I'll go with Ravenclaw.
I'll go with Ravenclaw.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Topcatyo on October 10, 2008, 05:57:19 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on October 10, 2008, 05:57:19 AM
muggles 4 lyfe, bitches
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 07:43:11 AM
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 07:43:11 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1418846RavenclawWell Griffindor and slytherin are dicks saying they rule huffel puff is sped thats the only one left.
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Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 07:44:36 AM
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 07:44:36 AM
I've only seen the movies and didn't read the shit books.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Slurpee on October 10, 2008, 07:45:47 AM
Post by: Slurpee on October 10, 2008, 07:45:47 AM
shut up nerd I'ma punch u in ur glasses
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 08:10:16 AM
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 08:10:16 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1422783shut up nerd I'ma punch u in ur glasses
Don't have them OHHHHHHHHHHHHH U GOT SALTED AND SERVED BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 08:10:39 AM
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 08:10:39 AM
OUCH MY GLASSES
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Slurpee on October 10, 2008, 08:22:32 AM
Post by: Slurpee on October 10, 2008, 08:22:32 AM
:cool:
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 09:04:48 AM
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 09:04:48 AM
Oh yeah.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 10:27:48 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 10:27:48 AM
Quote from: Magic8Ball;1422782I've only seen the movies and didn't read the shit books.
The movies are shittier than the books, y'know.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 11:19:42 AM
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 11:19:42 AM
Quote from: Lexington;1422849The movies are shittier than the books, y'know.True true.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: DiscoBallClock on October 10, 2008, 12:18:35 PM
Post by: DiscoBallClock on October 10, 2008, 12:18:35 PM
Quote from: Magic8Ball;1422873True true.
Then why the hell did you say the books were shit?
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 12:28:02 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 12:28:02 PM
Quote from: billiardball2;1422909Then why the hell did you say the books were shit?
They can still be shit if the movies are shittier.
But I think Boston just likes to double-talk.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 02:42:58 PM
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 02:42:58 PM
Snake you honestly make me feel better about my self. You remind me that I'm bad but not too bad. No man JK JK. I still don't hate you. I should but I don't
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 03:24:27 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 03:24:27 PM
The movies are decent as far as book adaptions go. The first one was near perfect. But the third one was terrible, and the fifth one doesn't have enough HARRY RAGE.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 03:25:58 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 03:25:58 PM
Quote from: Magic8Ball;1422966Snake you honestly make me feel better about my self. You remind me that I'm bad but not too bad. No man JK JK. I still don't hate you. I should but I don't
:o
Quote from: Peggey Hill;1423002The movies are decent as far as book adaptions go. The first one was near perfect. But the third one was terrible, and the fifth one doesn't have enough HARRY RAGE.
I thought the first one was shit. It's Chris Columbus directing like Chris Columbus. And WHYYYYYYYY do all the kids scream in unison??!
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 03:33:26 PM
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 03:33:26 PM
I stopped watching the harry potters. I won't see any more stopped watching them at the goblet of fire.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: WrenchClock on October 10, 2008, 04:36:47 PM
Post by: WrenchClock on October 10, 2008, 04:36:47 PM
I've always had an affinity for Ravenclaw
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: TeddyBear on October 10, 2008, 07:51:51 PM
Post by: TeddyBear on October 10, 2008, 07:51:51 PM
Every time when I was younger and got "Sorted" using online quizzes I fucking ended up with Slytherin.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 08:49:44 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 08:49:44 PM
Quote from: TeddyBear;1423245Every time when I was younger and got "Sorted" using online quizzes I fucking ended up with Slytherin.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Online quizzes are hardly as smart as the Sorting Hat.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 10, 2008, 09:25:09 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 10, 2008, 09:25:09 PM
Fucking Quizzes.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: TeddyBear on October 10, 2008, 09:48:55 PM
Post by: TeddyBear on October 10, 2008, 09:48:55 PM
Quote from: Lexington;1423268Online quizzes are hardly as smart as the Sorting Hat.I realize, but I find it funny.
I dunno, I'm fairly sarcastic so I think I would fit best there anyway.
I'm not exactly brave like Gryffindors are said to be, nor am I exactly highly intelligent, nor a leftover.
Sarcastic, fairly dark humoured, and a little bit of a bitch when I want to be.
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Flounderpa on October 10, 2008, 10:21:09 PM
Post by: Flounderpa on October 10, 2008, 10:21:09 PM
I can't see the option of "no one" on the poll
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: CashClock on October 27, 2008, 04:44:50 PM
Post by: CashClock on October 27, 2008, 04:44:50 PM
Personally I wanted to be Hufflepuff, Apprantly there's no one in Gryffondor so i just went that. (Out of pity.)
Title: Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In?
Post by: Kombucha on October 27, 2008, 08:55:06 PM
Post by: Kombucha on October 27, 2008, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: The Archduke;1423439
NERDS!!!
Don'choo be mockin' my sorcery, imma fuck you up.