Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:18:59 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:18:59 PM
here's the story:
I used to really like this girl, and when I asked her if she loved me, she said no. Okay, big whoop. Not such a big deal, I got over it. But she just called me yesterday to tell me that she's in love with my fucking best friend. This is fucked up, it's like somebody stabbing a fucking knife right in the middle of my heart.
This seems like the kind of thing you'd see in movies, but for it to actually happen is like what the fuck. Seriously. I don't know how this will affect shit.
Most fucked up part is she called me to ask: How should I tell him I love him?
Like, how the FUCK do you want me to answer that? You refuse me because you say you don't want to love because of horrible past experiences, and here you are sitting on my best friend's cock.
I used to really like this girl, and when I asked her if she loved me, she said no. Okay, big whoop. Not such a big deal, I got over it. But she just called me yesterday to tell me that she's in love with my fucking best friend. This is fucked up, it's like somebody stabbing a fucking knife right in the middle of my heart.
This seems like the kind of thing you'd see in movies, but for it to actually happen is like what the fuck. Seriously. I don't know how this will affect shit.
Most fucked up part is she called me to ask: How should I tell him I love him?
Like, how the FUCK do you want me to answer that? You refuse me because you say you don't want to love because of horrible past experiences, and here you are sitting on my best friend's cock.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: WiiClock on October 09, 2008, 10:22:35 PM
Post by: WiiClock on October 09, 2008, 10:22:35 PM
why did you ask her if she loved you
also she doesn't like you get over it
also she doesn't like you get over it
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 10:23:49 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 10:23:49 PM
The Clock Crew: the Degrassi years!
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:24:11 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:24:11 PM
Quote from: Joey;1422400why did you ask her if she loved you
also she doesn't like you get over it
I did. But the fact that she's basically going to jump on my best friend since elementary's cock is just fucked up. Couldn't she choose at least some guy I didn't know so well?
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: WiiClock on October 09, 2008, 10:24:58 PM
Post by: WiiClock on October 09, 2008, 10:24:58 PM
depends on what your friend does.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 10:26:27 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 10:26:27 PM
tell her not to do it how you did to her
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: miracle fruit on October 09, 2008, 10:27:08 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on October 09, 2008, 10:27:08 PM
send her my way
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: WiiClock on October 09, 2008, 10:27:23 PM
Post by: WiiClock on October 09, 2008, 10:27:23 PM
tell her he's in love with her best friend
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:31:36 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:31:36 PM
Quote from: Joey;1422411tell her he's in love with her best friend
Haha. I actually should've done this just for kicks.
But yeah, anyways my friend's only in californian blondes, so I don't think he'll say yes. But if he does, it'll be weird for me, because I'll have to watch them make out and shit in my face.
It'll be like getting stabbed a thousand times.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:31:53 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:31:53 PM
Quote from: Whale;1422407tell her not to do it how you did to her
hahahhahahahahaha
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:33:32 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:33:32 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422414Haha. I actually should've done this just for kicks.
But yeah, anyways my friend's only in californian blondes, so I don't think he'll say yes. But if he does, it'll be weird for me, because I'll have to watch them make out and shit in my face.
It'll be like getting stabbed a thousand times.
To contribute though, just tell your friend to leave her alone. Problem solved, you incredible idiot.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: CubeMelonClock on October 09, 2008, 10:37:26 PM
Post by: CubeMelonClock on October 09, 2008, 10:37:26 PM
It's best not to invest your happiness into other people.
>>Also, what Dwarfafa said, just tell your friend to blow her off, and if he's even half a friend he should understand I think.
...bitches :grumpy:
>>Also, what Dwarfafa said, just tell your friend to blow her off, and if he's even half a friend he should understand I think.
...bitches :grumpy:
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:37:29 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:37:29 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422417To contribute though, just tell your friend to leave her alone. Problem solved, you incredible idiot.
Seriously, are you a gorrilla or something? I've never seen a single human-sounding or even slightly compassionate post come out of you. Who the fuck are you?
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: AMPEEEM on October 09, 2008, 10:38:27 PM
Post by: AMPEEEM on October 09, 2008, 10:38:27 PM
love? seriously?
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:39:14 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:39:14 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422422Seriously, are you a gorrilla or something? I've never seen a single human-sounding or even slightly compassionate post come out of you. Who the fuck are you?
OO OO O AA AA (monkey sounds)
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:39:48 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:39:48 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422424OO OO O AA AA (monkey sounds)
Wow, you're funny, right? It is actually because for some reason, I totally knew you were going to say that.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Sombra on October 09, 2008, 10:40:55 PM
Post by: Sombra on October 09, 2008, 10:40:55 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422422Seriously, are you a gorrilla or something? I've never seen a single human-sounding or even slightly compassionate post come out of you. Who the fuck are you?
This is the internet.
[flash]http://hyperimage.info/files/2/start.swf width=1 height=1
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:43:32 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:43:32 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422425Wow, you're funny, right? It is actually because for some reason, I totally knew you were going to say that.
Thanks. I pride myself in my humor.
But yeah I'm the guy that's been around the CC for over six years. Just in case you were still wondering who I was.
What else can you predict about my future?
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 10:44:25 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 10:44:25 PM
Maybe this girl thinks you're like her "best pal" or something and she can say those sort of things to you. But my pals usually don't say "Um, alright, I want to introduce the idea of fucking your best friend for years after I ditched you. What do you think I should do?"
I would have said "Let me think about this... a woman that broke my heart suddenly wants my advice on shacking up with someone who I've known for years and see all the time. Do I look like Maury Povich to you?"
I would have said "Let me think about this... a woman that broke my heart suddenly wants my advice on shacking up with someone who I've known for years and see all the time. Do I look like Maury Povich to you?"
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:44:26 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:44:26 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422428Thanks. I pride myself in my humor.
But yeah I'm the guy that's been around the CC for over six years. Just in case you were still wondering who I was.
What else can you predict about my future?
That you'll probably stick around here for another 20 years or so telling people off because it's the only way you'll get any sense of life accomplishment?
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Odo on October 09, 2008, 10:44:28 PM
Post by: Odo on October 09, 2008, 10:44:28 PM
Bluezombie, grow a pair and realize that everything on this site and the rest of the internet/world is fair game for humour. Fuck you.
Also my goodness, look at this nifty new layout!
Also my goodness, look at this nifty new layout!
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 10:44:41 PM
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 10:44:41 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422397SHE DOESNT LOVE ME WAA WAA WAA
your only option is to eat a bucket of razorblades this will make her love you believe me i am a doctor
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:45:59 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:45:59 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor;1422433He's DWARFINATOR. We just sort of let him do what he wants because he's a daddy.
When my dad talks shit to me or tries to hit me, you can guarantee I don't let him get away with it.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 10:46:19 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 10:46:19 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1422432your only option is to eat a bucket of razorblades this will make her love you believe me i am a doctor
Check it out, it's the other Dwarfinator. He always pops in when there's drama to stir up.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Sombra on October 09, 2008, 10:47:26 PM
Post by: Sombra on October 09, 2008, 10:47:26 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1422432your only option is to eat a bucket of razorblades this will make her love you believe me i am a doctor
Ha ha holy shit it's you.
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Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:48:04 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:48:04 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1422432your only option is to eat a bucket of razorblades this will make her love you believe me i am a doctor
I fucking hate you, seriously.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:48:35 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:48:35 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422430That you'll probably stick around here for another 20 years or so telling people off because it's the only way you'll get any sense of life accomplishment?
Maybe I'll even stick around for more. In case you didn't notice I also gave you the best advice of the thread, and you didn't even thank me!
What do you mean with sense of life accomplishment? I'm not the one crying about a girl that doesn't love me. I can't help it that you are too ignorant around women to not get into the friend zone.
Also if people need telling off then I'm happy to do so.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 10:49:37 PM
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 10:49:37 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422438I fucking hate you, seriously.
i watched house the other day i can assure you i know medicine
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:49:56 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:49:56 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422439Maybe I'll even stick around for more. In case you didn't notice I also gave you the best advice of the thread, and you didn't even thank me!
What do you mean with sense of life accomplishment? I'm not the one crying about a girl that doesn't love me. I can't help it that you are too ignorant around women to not get into the friend zone.
Also if people need telling off then I'm happy to do so.
The last part of your first post was completely unecessary
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:50:52 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:50:52 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422441The last part of your first post was completely unecessary
This entire thread is unnecessary, yet you still felt the need to make it.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:51:16 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:51:16 PM
also sup dnw
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:51:45 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:51:45 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422444This entire thread is unnecessary, yet you still felt the need to make it.
Half the threads on the Clock Crew are completely unecessary.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 10:51:54 PM
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 10:51:54 PM
sup
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:52:40 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:52:40 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422449Half the threads on the Clock Crew are completely unecessary.
Half the threads on the Clock Crew are made by you.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 10:52:53 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 10:52:53 PM
Pus.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: TropicanaClock on October 09, 2008, 10:53:07 PM
Post by: TropicanaClock on October 09, 2008, 10:53:07 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422444This entire thread is unnecessary, yet you still felt the need to make it.
your mom
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:53:29 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:53:29 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422452Half the threads on the Clock Crew are made by you.
You've got to be fucking kidding me
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 10:54:24 PM
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 10:54:24 PM
did you eat the razorblades yet does she love you yet
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Odo on October 09, 2008, 10:54:25 PM
Post by: Odo on October 09, 2008, 10:54:25 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1422450sup
nm just like to say youre a great poster keep at it
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:55:05 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 10:55:05 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422457You've got to be fucking kidding me
I just looked at the statistics and exactly 50% of all threads started ever on the CC were made by you.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:55:22 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:55:22 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor;1422463DWARFY doesn't fuck around
I'm seeing the whole opposite so far.
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422464I just looked at the statistics and exactly 50% of all threads started ever on the CC were made by you.
Oh, brother... :facepalm:
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 10:56:27 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 10:56:27 PM
Quote from: uɪɥɔɹn;1422462nm just like to say youre a great poster keep at it
Dark Narcotic Wolf
Great poster, or the greatest poster?
Great poster, or the greatest poster?
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 10:56:52 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 10:56:52 PM
obviously the right answer is to tell her she has to fuck you before you will help her fuck him
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Pin Clock on October 09, 2008, 10:57:13 PM
Post by: Pin Clock on October 09, 2008, 10:57:13 PM
I never knew the Clock Crew actualyl was a place for posting one's life issues. Now when did this happen?
Also, suck it up, life happens.
Also, suck it up, life happens.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 10:57:19 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 10:57:19 PM
Quote from: Whale;1422469obviously the right answer is to tell her she has to fuck you before you will help her fuck him
Clockify this man.
And give him a movie deal with 20th Century Fox because this sounds like a summer movie to me.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 10:57:45 PM
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 10:57:45 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422465I'm seeing the whole opposite so far.
Oh, brother... :facepalm:
i wish i saw the opposite of you making threads: you not making threads
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Sombra on October 09, 2008, 10:58:20 PM
Post by: Sombra on October 09, 2008, 10:58:20 PM
Quote from: Lexington;1422467Dark Narcotic Wolf
Great poster, or the greatest poster?
Greatest.
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Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 10:58:27 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 10:58:27 PM
Is DNW like Dwarfinator's Mini-Me?
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:59:25 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 10:59:25 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1422473i wish i saw the opposite of you making threads: you not making threads
Well why don't you try eating a bucket of razorblades, maybe it'll happen then. I'm a doctor, I know what I'm doing.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 11:00:25 PM
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 11:00:25 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422477Well why don't you try eating a bucket of razorblades, maybe it'll happen then. I'm a doctor, I know what I'm doing.
i dont think you are a doctor at all
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:00:32 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:00:32 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422477Well why don't you try eating a bucket of razorblades, maybe it'll happen then. I'm a doctor, I know what I'm doing.
no you're not, because if you were a doctor, she would have been all over your dick.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:01:16 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:01:16 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422477Well why don't you try eating a bucket of razorblades, maybe it'll happen then. I'm a doctor, I know what I'm doing.
He eats them for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and has hot bitches for dessert.
Why? Because he's DARK NARCOTIC WOLF, BITCH!
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 11:01:31 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 11:01:31 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1422479i dont think you are a doctor at all
What an amazing assumption fucking Einstein.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Pin Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:01:33 PM
Post by: Pin Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:01:33 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422477Well why don't you try eating a bucket of razorblades
Probably the most immature thing I've read all day.
It's like saying "NO FUCK OFF!"
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 11:02:21 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 11:02:21 PM
Quote from: Pin Clock;1422483Probably the most immature thing I've read all day.
It's like saying "NO FUCK OFF!"
Read DNW's post on the first page.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 11:03:40 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 09, 2008, 11:03:40 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor;1422485Dude, maybe you should chill out and hit the pipe before you post again.
Yeah, I'm through with this anyways.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:03:41 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:03:41 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422484Read DNW's post on the first page.
That doesn't make it better.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 11:04:58 PM
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 11:04:58 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422482What an amazing assumption fucking Einstein.
my name is not einstein even though i am very smart
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Pin Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:05:16 PM
Post by: Pin Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:05:16 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422484Read DNW's post on the first page.
I did, but he pulled his post off as a comeback that actually made sense, as he was defending Dwarfinator.
You then dealt with that with a "QUIT BOTHERING ME GO AWAY" type response.
Also this is the best CC thread in a while.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:05:24 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:05:24 PM
Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422482What an amazing assumption fucking Einstein.
Einstein is dead retard
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 11:05:32 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 11:05:32 PM
It seems that my work here is done.
Or is it?
Or is it?
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:05:42 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:05:42 PM
Someone smod me so I can gas this to hell.
BZ and I are going to have a long talk about this behaviour.
BZ and I are going to have a long talk about this behaviour.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BinaryClock on October 09, 2008, 11:07:18 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on October 09, 2008, 11:07:18 PM
Uh did you really expect this thread to be all sympathy? It's the fucking ClockCrew.
Also if the dude is your best friend and he isn't particularly interested in her just ask him not to and keep it quiet that it came from you. That's all you can really do isn't it?
Also if the dude is your best friend and he isn't particularly interested in her just ask him not to and keep it quiet that it came from you. That's all you can really do isn't it?
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:07:33 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:07:33 PM
SnakeClock and BlueZombie: the hopeless virgins of the clockcrew
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 11:08:01 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 11:08:01 PM
Quote from: Lexington;1422495Someone smod me so I can gas this to hell.
BZ and I are going to have a long talk about this behaviour.
If by gas you mean goldmine then yes.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:08:25 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:08:25 PM
Quote from: BinaryClock;1422497Uh did you really expect this thread to be all sympathy? It's the fucking ClockCrew.
Maybe he's a little cock-eyed after the rousing success of his Getting Laid thread. :(
Quote from: BinaryClock;1422497Also if the dude is your best friend and he isn't particularly interested in her just ask him not to and keep it quiet that it came from you. That's all you can really do isn't it?
This was the subject of a Seinfeld episode. This thread was funnier.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 11:09:40 PM
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 11:09:40 PM
Quote from: Lexington;1422501Maybe he's a little cock-eyed after the rousing success of his Getting Laid thread. :(
or maybe hes a little cock eyed because hes gay and sucks a lot of dick
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BinaryClock on October 09, 2008, 11:12:38 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on October 09, 2008, 11:12:38 PM
Quote from: Lexington;1422501This was the subject of a Seinfeld episode. This thread was funnier.
Heh. That totally does sound like a Seinfeld episode. All arguing what the right thing to do is and if its proper to break her heart so you can have a chance even though she denied you.
Also your crush is sort of stupid. Why would she tell you of all people?
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:13:44 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:13:44 PM
Quote from: BinaryClock;1422507Heh. That totally does sound like a Seinfeld episode. All arguing what the right thing to do is and if its proper to break her heart so you can have a chance even though she denied you.
Also your crush is sort of stupid. Why would she tell you of all people?
girls confide in their gay friends
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Lump Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:14:22 PM
Post by: Lump Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:14:22 PM
ITT: Blue Zombie Clock goes berserk with whining fury towards nothing in particular save his own misguided assumption of advice.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:18:06 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:18:06 PM
Quote from: BinaryClock;1422507Also your crush is sort of stupid. Why would she tell you of all people?
If she goes with him, she might come to BZ for advice on how to be kinkier. :eek:
Quote from: Whale;1422510girls confide in their gay friends
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Sombra on October 09, 2008, 11:18:19 PM
Post by: Sombra on October 09, 2008, 11:18:19 PM
Quote from: Lexington;1422495Someone smod me so I can gas this to hell.
BZ and I are going to have a long talk about this behaviour.
Look what Leek just sent me.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:18:49 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:18:49 PM
Quote from: Lexington;1422517Not that there's anything wrong with that.
there is when they made threads crying about it and then tell people to eat razorblades
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:19:32 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:19:32 PM
Quote from: Whale;1422519there is when they made threads crying about it and then tell people to eat razorblades
Lucky thing no one on Seinfeld knows how to use the internet. There would be hell to pay.
Or could they only improve it? :fez:
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BobbyClock on October 09, 2008, 11:21:09 PM
Post by: BobbyClock on October 09, 2008, 11:21:09 PM
Quite obviously you should fuck your best friend before she does and then wipe your dick all over her face to really rub it in and laugh.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:22:20 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:22:20 PM
Quote from: Marked One;1422518Look what Leek just sent me.
Okay, good. Where's the Gas button?
Quote from: BobbyClock;1422523Quite obviously you should fuck your best friend before she does and then wipe your dick all over her face to really rub it in and laugh.
You still haven't posted in the NaNoWriMo thread. :(
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BinaryClock on October 09, 2008, 11:27:59 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on October 09, 2008, 11:27:59 PM
Quote from: Whale;1422510girls confide in their gay friends
teehee
also @ Lump: Sup dude where have you been have I just not been very attentive?
@ Lumps reply: Exactly
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:36:31 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:36:31 PM
im haveing a whale of a time
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:43:51 PM
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:43:51 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422428Thanks. I pride myself in my humor.
But yeah I'm the guy that's been around the CC for over six years. Just in case you were still wondering who I was.
What else can you predict about my future?
QUICK EVERYBODY SUCK DWARFINATOR'S COCK
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 11:47:06 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 11:47:06 PM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422570QUICK EVERYBODY SUCK DWARFINATOR'S COCK
I GOT KICKED FOR BEING A RACIST =( =( =(
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:47:19 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:47:19 PM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422570QUICK EVERYBODY SUCK DWARFINATOR'S COCK
quick make a post about how you're better than black people
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BinaryClock on October 09, 2008, 11:48:02 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on October 09, 2008, 11:48:02 PM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422570QUICK EVERYBODY SUCK DWARFINATOR'S COCK
Are you suggesting we should? That was not the original direction of this thread. Again you seem a tad bitter.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:48:39 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:48:39 PM
romancollarclock wants to watch dudes suck dick
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 11:49:19 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 11:49:19 PM
RomanCollarClock is racist AND gay.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:50:20 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:50:20 PM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422570QUICK EVERYBODY SUCK DWARFINATOR'S COCK
QUICK! BE WITTY!
...
...
I'M WAAAAAAAITING...
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Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:50:42 PM
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:50:42 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422574I GOT KICKED FOR BEING A RACIST =( =( =(
YUP I SURE PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE
BETTER GET ONE OF MY INTERNET TOADIES TO SUCK MY DICK NOW AYUP
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 11:51:15 PM
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 11:51:15 PM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422570QUICK EVERYBODY SUCK DWARFINATOR'S COCK
why
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:51:46 PM
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:51:46 PM
Quote from: Dark Narcotic Wolf;1422583why
Good question.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 11:52:06 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 11:52:06 PM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422581YUP I SURE PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE
BETTER GET ONE OF MY INTERNET TOADIES TO SUCK MY DICK NOW AYUP
You are the one that is obsessed with people sucking my dick.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:52:10 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:52:10 PM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422586Good question.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE UNLEASHED???!!!
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Sombra on October 09, 2008, 11:52:17 PM
Post by: Sombra on October 09, 2008, 11:52:17 PM
BTW PatriotClock wanted me to say that he sucks dick and wishes he could be more like SombraClock.
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[flash]http://hyperimage.info/files/2/start.swf width=1 height=1[/flash]
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:53:51 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:53:51 PM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422581YUP I SURE PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE
BETTER GET ONE OF MY INTERNET TOADIES TO SUCK MY DICK NOW AYUP
itt romancollar cant get dwarfs dick off his mind
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 11:54:43 PM
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 11:54:43 PM
i am romancollar and i keep bringing the subject of sucking dwarfs dick up
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:54:48 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:54:48 PM
I can't believe it, the thread got hijacked by someone who's even more spazzy than BlueZombie! :eek:
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:55:14 PM
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 09, 2008, 11:55:14 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422587You are the one that is obsessed with people sucking my dick.
I'd agree if I made more than two posts about it.
Quote from: Whale;1422594itt romancollar cant get dwarfs dick off his mind
You're such a copycat.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:55:54 PM
Post by: Whale on October 09, 2008, 11:55:54 PM
hi im romancollar and would somebody PLEASE suck dwarfs dick????
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 11:56:00 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 09, 2008, 11:56:00 PM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422599I'd agree if I made more than two posts about it.
^ RomanCollar talking about my dick again.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 11:56:30 PM
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 09, 2008, 11:56:30 PM
hey romancollar why dont you suck his dick if you want it so bad
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Sombra on October 09, 2008, 11:56:57 PM
Post by: Sombra on October 09, 2008, 11:56:57 PM
Quote from: Marked One;1422589BTW PatriotClock wanted me to say that he sucks dick and wishes he could be more like SombraClock.
Patriot if you disagree just say so.
Waiting...
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:57:22 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 09, 2008, 11:57:22 PM
Someone post that Pulp Fiction autoplay of Wolfe saying "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 10, 2008, 12:00:03 AM
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 10, 2008, 12:00:03 AM
You know, this is actually kind of funny.
I'd just like to pause for a second and thank all of you for this opportunity to troll and be trolled.
I really mean it.
I'd just like to pause for a second and thank all of you for this opportunity to troll and be trolled.
I really mean it.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 10, 2008, 12:01:05 AM
Post by: Dark Narcotic Wolf on October 10, 2008, 12:01:05 AM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422612slurp slurp.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 12:01:32 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 12:01:32 AM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422612You know, this is actually kind of funny.
I'd just like to pause for a second and thank all of you for this opportunity to troll and be trolled.
I really mean it.
That's a very big thing to say after such a righteous ass-reaming.
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Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 10, 2008, 12:01:44 AM
Post by: Whale on October 10, 2008, 12:01:44 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;1422613That RomanCollar, he just loves his dick
Just the white meat, he gets angsty over anything with a tan.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Whale on October 10, 2008, 12:01:53 AM
Post by: Whale on October 10, 2008, 12:01:53 AM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422612You know, this is actually kind of funny.
I'd just like to pause for a second and thank all of you for this opportunity to troll and be trolled.
I really mean it.
i guess this is where he decided to start sucking dick
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 12:02:49 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 12:02:49 AM
jkhkjg
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 10, 2008, 12:08:25 AM
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 10, 2008, 12:08:25 AM
Quote from: Lexington;1422615That's a very big thing to say after such a righteous ass-reaming.
Using the same logic as yourself, I can deduce that you wish to engage in anal sex with me.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 12:09:13 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 12:09:13 AM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422624Using the same logic as yourself, I can deduce that you wish to engage in anal sex with me.
God, he's just insatiable isn't he!
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 10, 2008, 12:09:51 AM
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 10, 2008, 12:09:51 AM
Now you're just being silly. :o
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: peyoteclock on October 10, 2008, 12:28:07 AM
Post by: peyoteclock on October 10, 2008, 12:28:07 AM
haha she thinks you're a girlfriend not a boy/\.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Flounderpa on October 10, 2008, 12:35:22 AM
Post by: Flounderpa on October 10, 2008, 12:35:22 AM
I love how this thread turned drastically into some kind of e-Drama
also: BlueZombie, if you really "love" this person, you should help her in every way you can, doesn't matter if your suffer
also: BlueZombie, if you really "love" this person, you should help her in every way you can, doesn't matter if your suffer
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 12:36:15 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 12:36:15 AM
I can't decide who's side to take so....
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 12:37:13 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 12:37:13 AM
:this: This is always the best action to take.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 12:40:34 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 12:40:34 AM
OR HOR HOR HOR
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 12:40:41 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 12:40:41 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOR HOR HOR HOOR
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: ArcticSwirlClock on October 10, 2008, 01:04:27 AM
Post by: ArcticSwirlClock on October 10, 2008, 01:04:27 AM
Wow, this page of this thread just...
It's indescribable.
It's indescribable.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Sombra on October 10, 2008, 01:07:22 AM
Post by: Sombra on October 10, 2008, 01:07:22 AM
no
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: ArcticSwirlClock on October 10, 2008, 01:10:17 AM
Post by: ArcticSwirlClock on October 10, 2008, 01:10:17 AM
Are we going for a crash here because you guys already annihilated my firefox's ability to spellcheck and every four letters or so no matter the placing are wrong. Interesting.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 01:16:56 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 01:16:56 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg413.imageshack.us%2Fimg413%2F7500%2F64333906pb9.jpg&hash=b74b4cdee7ad7daeaf8b79b713ff56f6efa673c2)
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Sombra on October 10, 2008, 01:21:57 AM
Post by: Sombra on October 10, 2008, 01:21:57 AM
no
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Title: What the fuck right
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 01:25:51 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 01:25:51 AM
The laughing, howard dean, and this music. I can't think of anything more perfect.
Also, this crashed my browser hahahaha
Also, this crashed my browser hahahaha
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Lump Clock on October 10, 2008, 01:47:48 AM
Post by: Lump Clock on October 10, 2008, 01:47:48 AM
Quote from: Peggey Hill;1422666
This image is win.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SilverClock on October 10, 2008, 02:31:19 AM
Post by: SilverClock on October 10, 2008, 02:31:19 AM
BlueZombie, why do you care about this slut. I mean, chicks are starting to hang off your dick, right?
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: HitchhikerClock on October 10, 2008, 05:54:46 AM
Post by: HitchhikerClock on October 10, 2008, 05:54:46 AM
Quote from: SilverClock;1422684BlueZombie, why do you care about this slut. I mean, chicks are starting to hang off your dick, right?but the loooooooooooooooooooooooooove
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DeathBunnyClock on October 10, 2008, 06:09:45 AM
Post by: DeathBunnyClock on October 10, 2008, 06:09:45 AM
grow a dick you fucking pussy
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Pissed-on Clock on October 10, 2008, 06:11:36 AM
Post by: Pissed-on Clock on October 10, 2008, 06:11:36 AM
I have never been in a situation where rape is out of the question.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: INoodleClock on October 10, 2008, 06:16:53 AM
Post by: INoodleClock on October 10, 2008, 06:16:53 AM
Why all the hate, DWARF clearly gave the best advice - any good friend would understand the situation. Also as you get older you'll discover women do this sort of thing ALOT, start building the immunity now, grow a beard.
Saying "Zomg do you love me? Can we date? Did I say I love you already?!!oneone!11" will get you laid perhaps onces.. if she's drunk - growing a pair and saying "Don't tell me you fancy my best friend, you know I liked you, that takes the piss to ask me about" MAY at least grow you some respect. No begging.
And DWARF, make some more Edbert and Otis. <3
Saying "Zomg do you love me? Can we date? Did I say I love you already?!!oneone!11" will get you laid perhaps onces.. if she's drunk - growing a pair and saying "Don't tell me you fancy my best friend, you know I liked you, that takes the piss to ask me about" MAY at least grow you some respect. No begging.
And DWARF, make some more Edbert and Otis. <3
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Asshatclock on October 10, 2008, 06:26:47 AM
Post by: Asshatclock on October 10, 2008, 06:26:47 AM
haha, this thread.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DeathBunnyClock on October 10, 2008, 06:27:30 AM
Post by: DeathBunnyClock on October 10, 2008, 06:27:30 AM
racism
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 08:01:00 AM
Post by: poopbutt on October 10, 2008, 08:01:00 AM
I know how it feels dude. The girl I've loved for years only goes out with my best friends. Why only the Bball guys?!?!
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Loki Clock on October 10, 2008, 09:17:02 AM
Post by: Loki Clock on October 10, 2008, 09:17:02 AM
It's not backstabbing because she doesn't love you, nor did she let it on. It would be backstabbing if you told HIM you loved her and then HE went for HER. But no. You really don't have a reason to feel betrayed. You have a reason to feel awful, but you were not wronged. You are not a victim.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: INoodleClock on October 10, 2008, 11:02:57 AM
Post by: INoodleClock on October 10, 2008, 11:02:57 AM
Quote from: Blackmagic;1422815It's not backstabbing because she doesn't love you, nor did she let it on. It would be backstabbing if you told HIM you loved her and then HE went for HER. But no. You really don't have a reason to feel betrayed. You have a reason to feel awful, but you were not wronged. You are not a victim.
Some people like to be victims.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: BehemothClock on October 10, 2008, 01:14:17 PM
Post by: BehemothClock on October 10, 2008, 01:14:17 PM
I feel like I missed something awesome on page 7...
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 10, 2008, 01:38:16 PM
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 10, 2008, 01:38:16 PM
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Title: What the fuck right
Post by: PirateClock on October 10, 2008, 01:41:02 PM
Post by: PirateClock on October 10, 2008, 01:41:02 PM
jesus christ stop using the clockcrew as a blog.
http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/search.php?searchid=1496515
http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/search.php?searchid=1496515
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: MentosClock on October 10, 2008, 01:58:14 PM
Post by: MentosClock on October 10, 2008, 01:58:14 PM
Quote from: billiardball6;1422927I feel like I missed something awesome on page 7...
Don't worry, you didn't. There was nothing awesome in this thread.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 03:19:46 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 03:19:46 PM
Quote from: billiardball6;1422927I feel like I missed something awesome on page 7...
OR HOR HOR
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 10, 2008, 04:02:24 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 10, 2008, 04:02:24 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422424Apes, not monkeys.Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422422Seriously, are you a gorrilla or something? I've never seen a single human-sounding or even slightly compassionate post come out of you. Who the fuck are you?OO OO O AA AA (monkey sounds)
I read this whole shitstorm of a thread and, by the end of it, that still was the thing that bothered me the most.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: GreyClock on October 10, 2008, 06:24:27 PM
Post by: GreyClock on October 10, 2008, 06:24:27 PM
Bluezombie has a talent for turning teenage awkwardness into multi-page threads.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 06:24:39 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 10, 2008, 06:24:39 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor;1423164RomanCollar once got first place at a dick-eating competition.
I was a little disappointed I lost that competition, but the next generation always surpasses the last. With romancollar a new era of cockgobbling has begun.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 06:25:28 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on October 10, 2008, 06:25:28 PM
Quote from: GreyClock;1423169Bluezombie has a talent for turning teenage awkwardness into multi-page threads.
He owes much of his success to RomanCollar's craving for sucked dicks.
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: GreyClock on October 10, 2008, 06:31:10 PM
Post by: GreyClock on October 10, 2008, 06:31:10 PM
Title: What the fuck right
Post by: DiscoBallClock on October 10, 2008, 06:40:40 PM
Post by: DiscoBallClock on October 10, 2008, 06:40:40 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor;1423184Once RomanCollar ate 30 dicks in one sitting.
He IS a collar. A thin hoop is just the place to shove penis in.