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Title: What the smartest thing to do...
Post by: shit for brains on October 11, 2008, 09:12:42 AM
...after you hit a bycicle rider with your car?
not the most moral or just thing, but the smartest.
Title: What the smartest thing to do...
Post by: GreyClock on October 11, 2008, 09:15:45 AM
Committing suicide.
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Post by: Thor on October 11, 2008, 09:17:37 AM
Murder/suicide.
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Post by: catclock on October 11, 2008, 09:25:11 AM
Back up? >w<
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Post by: CANNABISCLOCK on October 11, 2008, 09:27:42 AM
steal his bike
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Post by: Thor on October 11, 2008, 09:37:17 AM
the SMARTEST thing you could do is prove string theory.
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Post by: WrenchClock on October 11, 2008, 09:52:58 AM
kill the witnesses
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Post by: poopbutt on October 11, 2008, 10:10:36 AM
The smart thing meaning none to very little jail time? Get out see if he's hurt if he is get him to the hospital, if he's not yell at him so much, blame him so he thinks it's his fault and won't sue. The fun way is to go in reverse and forward a couple times because you didn't "see him." Then follow those steps. Remember try to fit in going in reverse and back a couple times.
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Post by: DEVOCLOCK on October 11, 2008, 10:19:11 AM
the smartest thing you could do is prove all of the works of Freud and Einstein wrong/right. Would it help? No. But, damn.... That'd be smart
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Post by: Thor on October 11, 2008, 10:30:13 AM
Quote from: Frank The Bunny;1423643the smartest thing you could do is prove all of the works of Freud and Einstein wrong/right. Would it help? No. But, damn.... That'd be smart

Hey buddy, I already did that joke!
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Post by: Slash on October 11, 2008, 10:32:46 AM
Depends on wether it's your fault, or his.
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Post by: DEVOCLOCK on October 11, 2008, 10:38:52 AM
Quote from: Thor;1423649Hey buddy, I already did that joke!

oh whoops that's true you did. My bad. Can we still be friends?
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Post by: BinaryClock on October 11, 2008, 10:47:43 AM
Commit suicide using his bike.
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Post by: INoodleClock on October 11, 2008, 10:49:13 AM
Find out where he lives, kill his family and burn every item of clothing you may have worn since you were born.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 11, 2008, 11:10:17 AM
Find a cure for aids.
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Post by: SnakeClock on October 11, 2008, 11:29:22 AM
Just toss him a nickel and get out of there.
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Post by: Thor on October 11, 2008, 11:31:39 AM
Quote from: Frank The Bunny;1423656oh whoops that's true you did. My bad. Can we still be friends?

no, I hate you forever
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 11:36:33 AM
Quote from: Thor;1423685no, I hate you forever
:hi5:
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Post by: HitchhikerClock on October 11, 2008, 11:40:53 AM
Mend his wounds, fix the car and bicycle, and drive away.
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Post by: SnakeClock on October 11, 2008, 11:44:03 AM
Quote from: HitchhikerClock;1423689Mend his wounds, fix the car and bicycle, and drive away.

Then when he comes to, he'll think nothing happened. Genius!
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Post by: poopbutt on October 11, 2008, 11:50:00 AM
No get him high and dump booze on him so no one will believe him!
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 11:50:20 AM
Quote from: Lexington;1423693Then when he comes to, he'll think nothing happened. Genius!
"Hmm, I must've fallen asleep on the middle of the road. I need to be more careful next time!"
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Post by: shit for brains on October 11, 2008, 01:20:47 PM
yeah I thought it would be helpful taking an advice on here...
and what if Im not sure he is even alive?
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Post by: poopbutt on October 11, 2008, 02:04:00 PM
Quote from: Cloaked;1423763yeah I thought it would be helpful taking an advice on here...
and what if Im not sure he is even alive?
God no alright make sure you had no booze, If you did LOOK FOR MINTS!!!!! Do what ever  you can to get the traces of alocohol out of your system. Get his phone call Home, MOM DAD and all female names on his contact list. Let's pray he has no family no life or call and say I'm running away, chuck the phone put him in the car drive dump the body bur the clothes you wore. Then Clean the car and make sure no one saw, kill them if you want or give them money.
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Post by: poopbutt on October 11, 2008, 02:04:22 PM
I am soooooooooooooo good.
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 02:10:11 PM
put a sign on his back that says "I fell"
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 02:13:23 PM
kill kill kill kill kill the poor
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Post by: shit for brains on October 11, 2008, 02:45:15 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor;1423892Kill the Jews.

I dont get it
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 02:46:25 PM
Quote from: Cloaked;1423945I dont get it
I can't see how you don't
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 02:48:57 PM
boston


just stop posting
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 02:50:10 PM
update just keep posting
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 02:51:19 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423955update just keep posting
Oh, I see what you did there!
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 02:56:37 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1423957Oh, I see what you did there!
me too
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 02:56:56 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423963me too
good thing you still see what you are doing
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 02:59:56 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1423964good thing you still see what you are doing
no im blind
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 03:01:17 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423966no im blind
oh I see

OH SHIT I DIDNT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU OR SOMETHING
SHIT IM SORRY MAN
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 03:02:44 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1423970oh I see

OH SHIT I DIDNT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU OR SOMETHING
SHIT IM SORRY MAN
:mad:
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 03:03:17 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423974:mad:
:(
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 03:04:40 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1423979:(
cry some more
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 03:04:58 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423982cry some more
aww baby don't be like that :(
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 03:07:17 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1423983aww baby don't be like that :(
:lantern:
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 03:09:29 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423986:lantern:
we coo'?
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 03:10:19 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1423990we coo'?
only if I get a super sexy avatar like yours
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 03:11:53 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423991only if I get a super sexy avatar like yours
that can be arranged
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 03:12:46 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1423995that can be arranged
:)
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 03:22:31 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423997:)


powergloveclock is too long afssdf
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Post by: INoodleClock on October 11, 2008, 03:25:39 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1423889solve the gas crisis

Thank Judas you're back.
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 03:25:55 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1424002

powergloveclock is too long afssdf
it's ok hun I still love it :)
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Post by: DEVOCLOCK on October 11, 2008, 03:26:11 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1423686:hi5:

:suicide:
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 03:31:53 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1424005it's ok hun I still love it :)
:D
Quote from: Frank The Bunny;1424006:suicide:
:o
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 03:35:19 PM
it works so perfectly with my sig
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Post by: Thor on October 11, 2008, 03:37:03 PM
I admit that is a damn fine avatar you have there powerglove.

Yours is good too update.
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Post by: DEVOCLOCK on October 11, 2008, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1424007:o
i laughed uncontrollably at this and i don't know why
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Post by: Bigglesnoots on October 11, 2008, 03:56:51 PM
Quote from: Thor;1424011I admit that is a damn fine avatar you have there powerglove.

Yours is good too update.
every time I read one of the lines in my head, the colours moving upward make me repeat it over and over again

I can't really explain it :c
Quote from: Frank The Bunny;1424013i laughed uncontrollably at this and i don't know why
because I'm just awesome like that :cool: