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Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: DEVOCLOCK on October 11, 2008, 06:42:10 PM
I would appreciate it if the clock crew would help me form a hypothesis as to how this happened
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: DEVOCLOCK on October 11, 2008, 06:46:07 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor;1424208Cut it off.

That's precisley what I suspected untill I remembered I don't HAVE an ovenmitt
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: Pissed-on Clock on October 11, 2008, 06:46:28 PM
you fell in a tub of estrogen
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: DEVOCLOCK on October 11, 2008, 06:48:47 PM
Quote from: Piston;1424211you fell in a tub of estrogen

This Is a possibility as I fell into many pools of unidentified liquid today
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: Loki Clock on October 11, 2008, 06:53:12 PM
You fell in the shower. Onto the nozzle of a can of deoderant.
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 06:53:34 PM
Quote from: Frank The Bunny;1424216This Is a possibility as I fell into many pools of unidentified liquid today
semen
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: DEVOCLOCK on October 11, 2008, 06:55:50 PM
Quote from: Blackmagic;1424232You fell in the shower. Onto the nozzle of a can of deoderant.

that sounds like somthing that would leave some sort of large, disfiguring injury that I simply don't have
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: Pissed-on Clock on October 11, 2008, 06:55:52 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1424233semen
pools?
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: Slash on October 11, 2008, 06:56:28 PM
You made out with all the guys in the neighborhood.
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 06:57:45 PM
Quote from: Piston;1424238pools?
yes pools
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: DEVOCLOCK on October 11, 2008, 06:57:56 PM
Quote from: Piston;1424238pools?

Clearly you've never been to my house
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: Loki Clock on October 11, 2008, 06:58:27 PM
Quote from: Piston;1424238pools?

Wait.. you don't leave whole pools of semen when you cum?
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: DEVOCLOCK on October 11, 2008, 07:02:10 PM
Quote from: Blackmagic;1424244Wait.. you don't leave whole pools of semen when you cum?

I know, I usually excrete so much semen when I masturbate that I accidentally impregnate women miles away
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 11, 2008, 07:03:22 PM
Quote from: Frank The Bunny;1424248I know, I usually excrete so much semen when I masturbate that I accidentally impregnate women miles away
it's like a sticky river
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: Loki Clock on October 11, 2008, 07:04:03 PM
Quote from: Frank The Bunny;1424248I know, I usually excrete so much semen when I masturbate that I accidentally impregnate women miles away

Women that fall into the puddles.
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: Pissed-on Clock on October 11, 2008, 07:12:55 PM
Quote from: Blackmagic;1424244Wait.. you don't leave whole pools of semen when you cum?
I pretty much steer clear of them so I don't fall in them.
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: k0ma on October 11, 2008, 07:34:34 PM
JOHNNY DASH in MONSTER BASH

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Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on October 11, 2008, 09:14:28 PM
haha what
Title: I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 11, 2008, 09:24:38 PM
My semen is a highly reactive base. I use it instead of drano.
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