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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: patriotclock on October 14, 2008, 10:28:44 AM

Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: patriotclock on October 14, 2008, 10:28:44 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7668743.stm

Tired of your child? Just take him or her to Nebraska and leave them there!
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: Pumpkin Clock on October 14, 2008, 10:38:02 AM
I might just have to have a kid just for this purpose.
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: shit for brains on October 14, 2008, 10:42:52 AM
well thats alot better than drowning your son in the bath tub and dumping him in the lake
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: Pumpkin Clock on October 14, 2008, 10:45:11 AM
no, no it isnt
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: patriotclock on October 14, 2008, 10:46:52 AM
I think murdering them is worse but really abandoning them in Nebraska is not much better
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: shit for brains on October 14, 2008, 10:52:22 AM
QuoteThis is not what we intended when we said we wanted to increase Nebraska tourism

Haha I can just see the rides and t shirts!
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: WrenchClock on October 14, 2008, 11:26:31 AM
oh you americans
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: Flounderpa on October 14, 2008, 05:58:26 PM
first gay marriage, now this

America, what the FUCK?
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on October 14, 2008, 06:01:37 PM
Quote from: Cloaked;1426654Haha I can just see the rides and t shirts!

Abandon Land! Yay! It would be cheap to run, too. They'd just have to have the abandoned teenagers work there for food and shelter.
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: Heliopios on October 14, 2008, 06:02:17 PM
QuoteThe abandoned boy from Michigan, 13, is the 18th youth to be left since the law took effect in July.
He is the second teenager from outside the state to be abandoned there. The first, a 14-year-old girl from Iowa, was returned home after being left by her grandparents.

Kids that age are fucking impossible to love anyways.
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: patriotclock on October 14, 2008, 06:05:22 PM
Quote from: i'm a homo;1426988Kids that age are fucking impossible to love anyways.

It says any adult can drop them off.

Anyone 18+ wanna pick up half the Clock Crew and go to Nebraska with me???
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: HitchhikerClock on October 14, 2008, 06:05:29 PM
lmao
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: Heliopios on October 14, 2008, 06:06:44 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1426994It says any adult can drop them off.

Anyone 18+ wanna pick up half the Clock Crew and go to Nebraska with me???

Which states allow pictures of jb teens?
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on October 14, 2008, 06:09:13 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1426994It says any adult can drop them off.

Anyone 18+ wanna pick up half the Clock Crew and go to Nebraska with me???

Lol, I'm in Canada, so I think I'm safe.
I think.
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: patriotclock on October 14, 2008, 06:10:54 PM
Quote from: Brooklyn;1427002Lol, I'm in Canada, so I think I'm safe.
I think.

ANY CHILD ANY ADULT


GET IN THE CAR
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on October 14, 2008, 06:31:32 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1427004ANY CHILD ANY ADULT


GET IN THE CAR

Is a snowmobile ok?
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: Topcatyo on October 14, 2008, 06:44:20 PM
Parents had better be sure to start paying their babysitters well.
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: StoopidClock on October 14, 2008, 06:55:14 PM
i'm going to get my old elementary school and send them there on a "field trip"
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: GodClock on October 14, 2008, 06:56:36 PM
oh wow
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 14, 2008, 07:01:40 PM
I prefer selling my illegitimate children to african prostitution rings but this would save me plane trips. I'll consider this.
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: Pinstripe on October 14, 2008, 08:02:51 PM
i dissaprove on the part that some of these cases could be lazy parents who dont know how to raise kids...

but i approve for the most part, cause honestly?...some teenagers are IMPOSSIBLE to raise. Some could have early drug and alcohol problems, even though their parents did everything they could to bring him/her up right, and tried everything to fix the problem.

Of course i dont know the personal lives of these kids. but under the right conditions i'd approve, seriously.
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: SilverClock on October 14, 2008, 08:08:04 PM
Sounds like pedophiles just found the best place to pick up chicks.
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: billiardball-1 on October 14, 2008, 08:10:02 PM
oh my god its pumpkinclock
Title: Dump Your Babies
Post by: patriotclock on October 17, 2008, 10:59:41 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/17/safe.haven.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

the plot thickens