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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: FluxCapacitorClock on October 14, 2008, 05:25:09 PM

Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on October 14, 2008, 05:25:09 PM
Voted for a blacker America.
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 14, 2008, 05:27:20 PM
Fuck mine still hasn't come in. I don't want to miss my first chance to vote.
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: patriotclock on October 14, 2008, 05:34:42 PM
I reregisterd up at school so I dont need an absentee ballot
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: Heliopios on October 14, 2008, 05:50:16 PM
Quote from: Flux;1426934Voted for a blacker America.


You voted for ron paul too?
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on October 14, 2008, 07:17:54 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1426948I reregisterd up at school so I dont need an absentee ballot

I registered at school too but I'm not in that area anymore.

Quote from: i'm a homo;1426978You voted for ron paul too?
Yes in a dimension where he is on the ballot I'm sure parallel me did.
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 14, 2008, 07:23:43 PM
Clocktopia-3 Flounderman probably voted for Colbert.
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: Topcatyo on October 14, 2008, 08:03:40 PM
My brother finally, at the last minute, registered to vote, which he wasn't planning on doing for the longest time.
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: buttplug on October 14, 2008, 08:45:46 PM
[minipoll]n8t56d[/minipoll]
I will vote for whoever gets the highest number of votes k.
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on October 14, 2008, 08:55:38 PM
mccain eats babies
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: buttplug on October 14, 2008, 08:56:55 PM
Quote from: Flux;1427171mccain eats babies

But Obama is black!!111!!!1
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 14, 2008, 09:00:23 PM
Mccain tears the souls of children from their bodies and plans to power a horrible weapon with them. With the press of a button every kitten on earth will be destroyed. A vote for mccain is a vote against kittens.
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: buttplug on October 14, 2008, 09:03:33 PM
Where is Roman Collar when you need him!
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on October 14, 2008, 09:12:51 PM
probably off eating babies
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: Solenoidclock on October 14, 2008, 09:20:16 PM
Just for kicks, lets look at the vice presidential side of things.

Biden:

36 years a senator
Youngest person ever elected senator at age 29
Chair of senate's foreign relations committee
Formerly a player in a heavy metal band
Has a massive website dedicated to his works as an individual

Palin:

Governor of Alaska for less than two years
Had her fourth child at age 29
Obtained her passport at the end of 2007
Formerly a beauty queen
Has a single web page about her works, including pictures of her humping a dead moose
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 14, 2008, 09:54:08 PM
Quote from: Solenoidclock;1427186Biden:

36 years a senator
Youngest person ever elected senator at age 29
Chair of senate's foreign relations committee
Formerly a player in a heavy metal band
Has a massive website dedicated to his works as an individual
Impossible, you need to be 30 to become a senator.
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: buttplug on October 14, 2008, 09:55:03 PM
NO votes for McCain yet?!?! Gee whiz clockcrew!
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: Heliopios on October 14, 2008, 09:55:46 PM
Quote from: Solenoidclock;1427186Formerly a player in a heavy metal band


!!!
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on October 14, 2008, 10:44:39 PM
Quote from: Mr.Satan;1427220NO votes for McCain yet?!?! Gee whiz clockcrew!

mccain ate our babies. which we had planned to eat.
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: Topcatyo on October 14, 2008, 11:22:26 PM
WHOA WHOA WHOA

Quote from: Solenoidclock;1427186Biden:

36 years a senator
Youngest person ever elected senator at age 29
Chair of senate's foreign relations committee
Formerly a player in a heavy metal band
Has a massive website dedicated to his works as an individual
Hell yes!
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: Biggskoo on October 15, 2008, 12:49:07 AM
you don't deserve a vote
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: Biggskoo on October 15, 2008, 12:50:08 AM
anyone that doesn't have a college degree in or is studying political science or sociology or something doesn't deserve a vote
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: patriotclock on October 15, 2008, 12:51:52 AM
Quote from: Biggskoo;1427306anyone that doesn't have a college degree in or is studying political science or sociology or something doesn't deserve a vote

Sweet I qualify!

+1 McCain
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: buttplug on October 15, 2008, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: Biggskoo;1427306anyone that doesn't have a college degree in or is studying political science or sociology or something doesn't deserve a vote

I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE AN ELITIST, YOU MUST BE VOTING FOR OBAMA HUH
Title: Just got my absentee ballot
Post by: Loki Clock on October 15, 2008, 08:43:25 PM
Quote from: Flux;1427255mccain ate our babies. which we had planned to eat.

It's like taking babies from a candy! Specifically KitKatClock.