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Arts & Leisure => Gaming & Technology => Topic farted by: DNAClock on October 15, 2008, 06:04:24 PM

Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: DNAClock on October 15, 2008, 06:04:24 PM
http://www.joystiq.com/2008/10/12/one-wow-player-controls-36-characters-simultaneously/
 
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Long-time World of Warcraft players have probably had run-ins with "multiboxers", players with multiple accounts who control more than one character at a time, during their illustrious adventuring careers -- but we're fairly sure no Azerothian has ever seen anything like this. A WoW player by the name of Prepared, using the terrifying eleven-computer rig you see above, has begun tooling around Azeroth in his own 36-shaman raid party. When asked how he controls so many characters at once, Prepared was unable to respond, as he is an octopus.
 
However, he was able to share some of the financial demands imposed upon his single-player raid machine, such as his six-month subscription plan for each of the accounts, which runs him $5,711 annually. He also plans to pick up 36 copies of the title's upcoming expansion, Wrath of the Lich King, which he estimates will cost him $1,500. The price doesn't bother Prepared, who remarks, "there are more expensive hobbies out there than World of Warcraft." Yes, like that black tar heroin "hobby" our uncle Marco recently took up.
 
How sad is this shit?
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: buttplug on October 15, 2008, 06:06:16 PM
Jesus fucking christ. That is sad. I stopped playing WoW a month ago when I got to level 30 hahaha.
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 15, 2008, 06:13:37 PM
Wow... Too much.
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 15, 2008, 06:23:34 PM
Every time I think I've seen it all on the internet, a WOW player manages to surprise me.
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: Flounderpa on October 15, 2008, 06:53:27 PM
I really don't understand Why you want 36 godamn characters to play.
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: RomanClock on October 15, 2008, 06:57:08 PM
That picture is so fake its unbelievable.
You could probably make that in MSPaint.
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: Solenoidclock on October 15, 2008, 07:37:50 PM
Not as bad as those character farming sweatshops.
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: patriotclock on October 15, 2008, 07:51:11 PM
Yikes
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: BehemothClock on October 15, 2008, 07:56:34 PM
Guys you may want to brace yourselves but I think...the story is fake
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: coalclock on October 15, 2008, 08:20:08 PM
You do know that this is done a fair bit guys and the story is probably not fake.
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: screwdriver_clock on October 15, 2008, 08:27:59 PM
My neighbor did this once. He wanted to be able to play with his friends but wanted everyone to be able to start endgame so they paid for their accounts, he logged into all of them and leveled them together for fast experience. It can be good if you're trying to get a game set up for friends who want to play, and to be honest he is right, it is cheaper than most hobbies of the sort (ever work on cars as a hobby?)
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 15, 2008, 08:32:25 PM
Quote from: lazydoctor;1427738When asked how he controls so many characters at once, Prepared was unable to respond, as he is an octopus.

This part made me laugh.
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 15, 2008, 08:34:15 PM
You guys are so skeptical of this...

http://www.dual-boxing.com/forums/index.php?page=Thread&threadID=14611&pageNo=1
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: MasterClock on October 15, 2008, 09:18:22 PM
why would you spend so much money just to play a multiplayer game by yourself?
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: poringclock on October 15, 2008, 10:52:17 PM
oh wow
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: poringclock on October 15, 2008, 10:54:42 PM
Quote from: PoringClock;1428059oh wow


GET IT?? WoW?? XDXD I CRACK MYSELF UP!!
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: catclock on October 15, 2008, 10:55:26 PM
Dude I wonder if he could watch 36 anime simultaneously!!! =w=
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: poringclock on October 15, 2008, 10:56:25 PM
Quote from: PoringClock;1428061GET IT?? WoW?? XDXD I CRACK MYSELF UP!!

WoW as in WORLD OF WARCRAFT BUT ALSO wow gET IT NOW?? XD
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 15, 2008, 11:02:49 PM
Quote from: Konata Izumi;1428062Dude I wonder if he could watch 36 anime simultaneously!!! =w=
Watch every episode of lucky star and several of haruhi at the same time. I think it'd kill most people.
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 15, 2008, 11:29:21 PM
Jesus, that's some multitasking. I hope he uses that sort of power for a job.
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: Heliopios on October 16, 2008, 12:16:46 AM
Quote from: lazydoctor;1427738However, he was able to share some of the financial demands imposed upon his single-player raid machine, such as his six-month subscription plan for each of the accounts, which runs him $5,711 annually. He also plans to pick up 36 copies of the title's upcoming expansion, Wrath of the Lich King, which he estimates will cost him $1,500. The price doesn't bother Prepared, who remarks, "there are more expensive hobbies out there than World of Warcraft." Yes, like that black tar heroin "hobby" our uncle Marco recently took up.
 
How sad is this shit?

Someone should really tell him those hobbies aren't even close to his dick-sucking WoW.
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: BluezombieClock on October 16, 2008, 12:43:40 AM
Quote from: i'm a homo;1428115Someone should really tell him those hobbies aren't even close to his dick-sucking WoW.

Haha, he calls ONE game his life hobby. That's PATHETIC.
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on October 16, 2008, 02:08:59 AM
i will be him one day
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on October 16, 2008, 02:09:20 AM
one day
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on October 16, 2008, 05:24:41 AM
no you fucking wont
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: LuxenbergClock on October 16, 2008, 11:39:54 AM
Quote from: BillardBall3Clock;1427780I really don't understand Why you want 36 godamn characters to play.

and all of them are shamans
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: CANNABISCLOCK on October 16, 2008, 04:12:36 PM
Quote from: BillardBall3Clock;1427780I really don't understand Why you want 36 godamn characters to play.

to solo raids you'd normally need several players for

and to be the biggest fucking geek on the internet
Title: One WoW player controls 36 characters simultaneously
Post by: FlashlightClock on October 16, 2008, 04:24:41 PM
even if this is true I doubt he actually physicly played them all at once.
you can bot those shamans up to just toss around buffs and pretty much nuke everything down in a few seconds.
seen a few people use it, basicly had 4 of the bots follow him and toss down DOTs, using a macro for his own attacks.

so even in a full raid he'd be controlling 8 characters max, using macro's.